Midnight Bookstore - Chapter 235
Chapter 235: Da Xian‘Er, Wait!
Boss Zhou really wanted to stand up and scold them,
what do you mean by ‘You Bunch of Ghost Messengers’?
This is my home,
i’m sitting in my own home,
i didn’t do anything,
i didn’t say anything,
how can you count me in?
Of course, boss Zhou wasn’t impulsive enough to jump out and start a fight. His first target was obviously Liu Chuyu, the newly promoted ghost messenger from Changzhou. That pretentious man obviously had an unusual relationship with that woman.
Zhou Ze was not very familiar with this kind of real-life mystic cultivator. The mangy monk was crazy with a strong middle-class disease. The old Taoist and Lady Xu were not orthodox.
With Liu Chuyu leading the way for him, Zhou Ze could not ask for more.
“Bang!”
The female ghost was finally repelled by Liu Chuyu. At the same time, his mirror suddenly turned and pressed down, directly sticking to the female ghost’s face.
He intended to directly shake the malicious ghost away and force her to “Free”herself.
“Ding Dong!”
The thin and tall bamboo stick reached out and poked the mirror. The mirror flew out and directly fell on the bar counter.
“Bada…”
The mirror spun around on the bar counter and rolled to the ground, landing right in front of the old priest and monkey.
When Liu Chuyu attacked previously, the old priest grabbed his crotch with one hand and the edge of the bar counter with the other. He squatted behind the bar counter like a warrior hiding in a trench. However, this warrior was trembling a little.
But suddenly..,
a windfall fell from the sky!
The old Taoist looked at the mirror on the ground in front of him. His glasses had turned green. Of course, he was not stupid enough to pick up the item and return it to the ghost errand boy of Changzhou. Instead, he subconsciously reached out his hand to grab the item into his own arms.
In any case, he had killed a lot of ghost errand boys for his two bosses. Even the subordinate who was only responsible for shouting “666”did not have much respect for these ghost errand boys.
However, the moment the old priest’s hand touched the mirror, his palm immediately turned red. The old priest let out a muffled groan and hurriedly withdrew his hand.
“Huff… Huff… Huff…”
As he kept blowing at his scalded palm, the old priest’s heart raced.
In fact, the old priest had thought too simply. A spiritual artifact used by a ghost messenger, and the spiritual artifact that had just been activated, was not something that could be easily touched by a mortal?
The monkey at the side took two steps forward and stretched out its claws to grab downwards.
“Hey, don’t…”
The old Daoist shouted subconsciously.
“Squeak Squeak!”
However, the monkey picked up the mirror and started playing with it.
Looking at the monkey’s undamaged claws..,
then looking at his own roasted pig trotters..,
the old Daoist suddenly had a feeling that he was worse than an animal!
After playing with the monkey for a few rounds, he made a gesture to throw it to the old priest. The old priest was so frightened that he waved his hand desperately, indicating for it not to be rash.
Monkey, I understand that you have filial piety, but this poor priest will not take it.
Monkey scratched his head in puzzlement and then pointed the mirror at himself,
in the mirror,
it was not a cute and silly monkey face that appeared,
instead, it was an adult monkey with a fierce-looking face. It had a fierce look on its face, and there was a thick desire to shoot yin bullets between its brows!
“Squeak squeak! ! ! ! !”
The monkey was so scared that it smashed the mirror on the ground,
it collapsed onto the ground,
what was this..,
it was so scared!
On the other side..,
after the tall and thin posturing man used a bamboo pole to flip over the spiritual artifact in the Ghost Messenger’s hand..,
it didn’t take long for him to become handsome.
In fact..,
the tit-for-tat confrontation that Zhou Ze had guessed previously, and even the matter of the latecomers taking the upper hand, didn’t happen.
From the way the other party was dressed and wearing sunglasses at night, as well as his previous actions of including Zhou Ze, who had been quietly eating melons by the side, in the “Taunting”sequence..,
it could be seen that..,
the other party’s IQ was indeed a little underdeveloped.
As it turned out, that was indeed the case,
the current situation was that Liu Chuyu, who had his mirror knocked out, did not disgrace his status as a ghost errand boy. Losing a magical artifact did not turn him into a useless weakling like the old priest. Instead, he quickly used other methods of his own.., he pressed the tall and thin man to the ground and began to rub against him.
The tall and thin man was beaten black and blue. At first, he would say some harsh words, but then he could only curl up with his head in his hands and take the beating passively. He even whimpered.
The bystanders suddenly felt that this scene was not very interesting. Boss Zhou and Bai Yingying were even calculating how many chairs they had broken and how much money they would have to pay after they were done. It would be best to settle it with the underworld notes.
Meanwhile, the female ghost, while Liu Chuyu was beating up the tall and thin man, actually pulled the male singer’s hand and walked to Zhou Ze’s side. She knelt down to Zhou Ze and said,
“Please help us and send us to the Netherworld together.”
Zhou ze shrugged and did not have any reaction. He could not send the malicious ghost down, so he could only destroy it on the spot. If he was not afraid of trouble, he could “Persuade”her to disappear on her own.
As for the soul of this male singer, boss Zhou, who had just sent away a group of Students’souls the day before yesterday, was not that hungry now. Whether he ate this piece of meat the size of a mosquito’s leg or not, he could wait until Liu Chuyu was done with it before making a decision.
The female ghost was kowtowing to Zhou Ze,
she was pleading.
Zhou Ze was somewhat helpless. To be honest, hell was not run by his family,
it was a rule that a malicious spirit could not be sent to hell through the gates of Hell by a ghost,
boss Zhou was not one of those little fangirls who were crying like crazy after watching bitter love dramas. No matter how badly you cried, there was nothing you could do to help.
“Boss, there’s a problem.”
Bai Yingying, who was standing at the side, suddenly turned her body and looked out of the window. In the distant sky, there was a dark cloud slowly falling toward them.
The tall and thin man, who had almost been beaten into a pig’s head by Liu Chuyu, suddenly raised his head. His Mouth was bleeding and he was mumbling something.
Liu Chuyu, who had a natural aversion and hatred toward men, suddenly froze.
When he was beaten by Liu Chuyu, he kept swearing. Then he began to “Whimper”as if he was humming some dialect. Liu Chuyu thought that he had broken down.
But now, his mind had cooled down a little from the excitement of beating someone up. Only then did he realize that what the other party had just said was actually a curse from the northeast. He was inviting the goddess to possess him!
“Why didn’t he just kill her right from the start?”Bai Yingying muttered.
“Ghost errant, the price of killing a living person for no reason is too high,”Zhou Ze explained.
“Huff… huff… huff… Huff… Huff…”
Outside the bookstore,
a gust of chilly wind swept over.
“It’s so lively at home today.”
Zhou Ze rested his chin on his hands and continued to watch.
Bai Yingying turned around and walked to the refrigerator. She took out half of the frozen watermelon and walked back to feed Zhou Ze with a spoon.
“It’s a little cold.”
Zhou ze frowned.
Bai Yingying put the spoon into her mouth and held it for a while. Then she took it out and brought it to Zhou Ze’s mouth.
Zhou Ze opened his mouth and ate it.
It was warm on the outside but cold on the inside,
the taste was just right.
On one side, a man and a woman were eating the melon seriously,
on the other side..,
the situation had already started to change.
“Eighth aunt!”
The tall and thin man let out a low shout. Then, his entire temperament underwent a completely different change. He became cold and aloof. This was especially so for the originally triangular-shaped eyes. At this moment, the eyes in his eyes seemed to have started to split apart.
“Hiss Hiss…”
He stuck out his tongue,
eighth aunt chuckled:
“Young man, this old lady is courteous. No matter what kind of misunderstanding it is, give this old lady some face and let it end here.
“Chun Mei asked us to bring her back to the village to guarantee that she won’t come out to cause trouble again. In any case, she has already transformed into a malicious spirit. To the police, she has no value anymore.
“As for this fellow…”
Eighth aunt pointed at the soul of the male singer who was still in a daze,
“Send him down. After this matter is settled, this old man will prepare some local specialties for the two police officers when I return.”
Zhou Ze ate another mouthful of watermelon and licked his lips. He shook his head slightly. It was not satisfying, it was not satisfying.
He originally thought that after the tall and thin man was beaten up, he would definitely get back at the Great Immortal. Who knew that the great immortal would actually appear and start to reason with him.
TSK, tsk,
this melon was really tasteless.
It was clearly his own bookstore, but in the end, after your F * cking house sang and I went on stage, they kept changing, but he, the owner, could only watch from the side.
Eh,
right,
da Xian ‘er?
Wait a minute.
Zhou Ze revealed a thoughtful look, and then as if he had thought of something, he ordered Bai Yingying to leave.
Bai Yingying nodded and left.
Liu Chuyu hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
When dealing with ordinary people and ordinary ghosts, he had a natural advantage, so he did not have stage fright. However, when faced with this “Eighth aunt”who was inexplicably invited, Liu Chuyu did not dare to be too presumptuous.
In Zhou Ze’s opinion..,
liu Chuyu was a newly promoted ghost, and his mind was probably filled with the desire for GPA. This female ghost should have been a mystic cultivator when she was alive, and if he sent her to the underworld, her GPA would be equivalent to ten or even more. Therefore, he made an agreement with this female ghost, in order to send this female ghost down, he made some compromises and retreated.
But who knew that this female ghost wouldn’t follow the usual pattern, causing the death of people, and turning herself into a malicious ghost. Her value instantly became worthless.
The beating he had just given the tall and skinny man was more like an outlet for the anger in his heart.
And this mysterious eighth aunt should also be afraid of Yin Si’s background. She did not want to tear apart Yin Si’s face because of this matter, so she made a gesture of being willing to resolve it.
The female ghost was still crying and begging. One moment she was crying and begging Zhou Ze, the next moment she was crying and begging Liu Chuyu, but no one paid attention to her.
Liu Chuyu looked at Zhou Ze and sighed.
Zhou Ze, on the other hand, was smiling very happily. Liu Chuyu was stunned for a moment when he saw this.
“Let’s go. Come back with me and see the scenery of our hometown again. We Old Geezers will send you off again.”
Eighth aunt reached out and grabbed the female ghost, pulling her away from the male ghost.
“Silly girl, is this kind of man worth you entrusting so much to, or even cutting off your own path to the afterlife?”
Eighth aunt looked regretful,
then..,
she held the female ghost’s hand and walked to the door, sighing at the same time:
“Asking what love is in the world…”
It seemed that eighth aunt was also a woman with a story… uh… a female.
At this moment..,
bai Yingying took an exquisite wooden box from upstairs and handed it to Zhou Ze.
Zhou ze impatiently opened the box,
from it, he took out an old-fashioned notebook with a black cat printed on its tattered cover.
He raised the notebook,
zhou Ze looked at eighth aunt who had just walked to the door of the bookstore,
hearing her exclamation,
he immediately shouted:
“I’ll call you eighth aunt,
do you dare to agree?”
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