Maxed Out My Passive Skill Due to My Laziness Novel - Chapter 142
Chapter 142: Money
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
“Let’s go!”
Without hesitation, Occam led the way to the ATM.
“Are you sure you can borrow money from this ATM?”
Alice still did not believe it when the two of them arrived at the ATM.
She had lived in Raccoon City for a long time and had never heard of an ATM having such a function.
Not to mention this old town, even the entire Raccoon City and the entire Lighthouse Kingdom did not have an ATM with this function!
“Er! Consider it a loan!”
Occam smiled and placed his hand directly on the ATM.
The Lighthouse Kingdom exploited the market and transferred inflation to other countries. It was not too much for him to gain some benefits!
“Buzz!”
Occam’s electromagnetic field unfolded.
“Bam! Bam! Bam!”
The surrounding cameras were crushed by Occam.
Crack! Crack! Crack!
Before Alice could react, the metal equipment inside the ATM began to operate madly under Occam’s control.
The money dispenser suddenly opened. Lighthouse coins emerged one after another. Because there were too many of them and they were too fast, they hit straight into Alice’s body.
“Oh, oh, oh! Money, money. Oh my god, so much money. Enough, enough, too much.”
This was the first time in Alice’s life that she had been slapped with so much money. It was like a tide that was crazily slapping her face. She could not stop it.
She was happy, excited, and a little terrified.
‘What were they doing? Robbing the ATM?
Occam was too evil!
But why did she feel a little excited?
She wanted to kiss Occam.
Swoosh!
There was too much money, so much that she could not catch it.
As the night wind blew, large amounts of Lighthouse Dollars scattered along with the wind. It was as if it was raining coins. The scene was magnificent.
“Go, go, go!”
Not wanting to attract attention, Occam hurriedly pulled Alice and ran.
Actually, he did not want to take so many. However, he was too powerful. He initially wanted to let the ATM spin gently.
However, the ATM seemed to have installed a nuclear printing press. It operated crazily and could not stop.
If anyone discovered this, it would be troublesome.
This was Alice’s first time doing such a thing. She could not help but feel nervous and hurriedly followed Occam.
“God is here!”
‘When the tramps lying across the road saw this, they were dumbfounded. Their mouths gaped and their eyes widened in shock and disbelief.
The money was so much that it was flying to their side. This was simply the work of God!
They began to pick up the money crazily.
“Mine!”
“Mine!”
“Huff huff~”
The two of them sprinted for a few streets before stopping.
“Hehehehe, hahaha!”
They laughed at each other’s disheveled appearance.
As she laughed, Occam realized that Alice, who was laughing, was especially moving under the streetlights. He could not stop himself from kissing her.
Alice did not refuse. She closed her eyes as they kissed.
“Wee woo! Beep beep!”
At this moment, the sound of a police car’s siren came from the distant street.
Clearly, in Kyushu, there were very few police cars patrolling at night. However, in the Lighthouse Kingdom, it was very chaotic. Therefore, as soon as night fell, the police cars would wander around.
“Let’s go!”
Afraid that the police cars would find out and cause trouble, Occam had no choice but to stop his next step and pull Alice to the other side.
Soon, the two of them arrived at an ordinary hotel.
“Boss, we want to get a room,” said Occam as he went up to the counter.
“You want to get a room? Do you have money? We don’t accept…”
The lady boss saw Occam with an Asian face. His clothes were tattered and dirty like a beggar. She frowned and rolled her eyes at Occam.
Ahomeless man who came to get a room? If he did not have money, he should just lie down on the streets!
“Bang!”
Occam looked at the lady boss’s sharp face and took out a few bills to throw on the counter.
“Oh, so you’re a guest! No problem, can I have your identification card for registration? I’ll get you a room now.”
The lady boss was really greedy when it came to money. Seeing that there was money, she no longer cared about Occam’s appearance.
Her lazy expression became enthusiastic.
“We don’t have identification card,” Occam said helplessly.
Actually, he did, but he could not use it.
Meanwhile, Alice really did not.
Therefore, he claimed that both of them did not have their identification cards.
“Oh, that’s troublesome.”
Seeing that the two of them did not have any identification, it meant that there might be a problem with their background. The initially enthusiastic smile on the lady boss’s face immediately darkened and her eyes revealed a hesitant expression.
“Bang!”
Occam threw a wad of cash on the counter.
“Oh! There’s no need for your identification, no need! Don’t worry, I’ll get a room for you immediately.”
‘When the lady boss saw the money, her eyes lit up. She forgot about all the identification documents.
This man looked ordinary and his clothes were tattered, but he had a lot of money!
Money made the world go round. That much money was enough to book the entire hotel.
How could she let go of such a business?
As for his identity, what a joke. This was the old town. Who would f*cking come and check his identity?!
Even if they came to check, she would have her own ways to deal with it.
This money was equivalent to having fallen from the sky.
She hurriedly arranged a room for Occam and the others.
Of course, if she knew that the money would become useless in a few days, she would not be so happy.
“I want the best room!” said Alice fiercely.
“One room?”
Occam froze at the words. He had wanted to arrange for two rooms. He would take one and Alice would take the other.
He did not expect Alice to only ask for one room.
Occam wanted to remind Alice.
However, Alice did not care about living with him and offered to share a room. If he rejected Alice, wouldn’t she be embarrassed?
Of course, what he did not know was that Alice had actually misunderstood Occam and thought that Occam was going to sleep with her that night.
That was why she asked for one room.
“Yes, yes, yes! I guarantee that your room will be the best, most spacious, and most luxurious. I guarantee that you’ll be satisfied.”
The lady boss also mistook the two of them for a couple. She smiled and led the way.
Soon, the three of them arrived at a room on the top floor.
This so-called private room was definitely incomparable to the one in the new city zone.
However, it was the best in this hotel.
Not only did they have a wide view from above, but they could also see the bustling city in the distance.
“How is it? Are you satisfied? Let me tell you! This is definitely the best room nearby. Treat this place as your home. If you need anything, just let me know…”
The lady boss’ mouth was like honey as she kept talking.
Her enthusiastic manner made it seem as if Occam and Alice were her family. It made Occam feel very uncomfortable.
“Bang!”
Occam understood that the lady boss was only being nice because of the money. If she really did not have the money, she would be as cold as a ghost. So before she could finish, Occam threw her out.
“You… Aiyah, look at me. It’s my fault, a couple is in a hurry to get things done!”
The lady boss who was thrown out was initially unhappy. She had not even finished speaking when she was thrown out. That was too rude!
However, with the help of money, she quickly figured it out and happily went downstairs.