Maid's Diary: Devil Master, Please Behave - Chapter 63
Chapter 63 Newbie Cleaning 2
Mu Nan barged into the Grand View Garden like Grandma Liu and couldn’t help but shout,
“Holy shit! Isn’t this a painting of roses from my primary school textbook? How dare you throw it in a corner?”
“Hey, Da Vinci’s manuscript, human anatomy, this thing is actually here? Could it be a fake?”
“Isn’t this the rabbit head of my Yuanmingyuan? Damn, Gu Yuze, did your ancestors from the Eight Nations Alliance snatch my Yuanmingyuan from Greater China?”
“Ah, so many Chinese cultural relics are placed so casually? If you don’t like them, you can return them to my country. Placing them here is disrespectful to world history!”
Gu Yuze: “…”
The little assistant who wasn’t greedy for money seemed to be an innocent illusion. The corner of Gu Yu’s Ze’s lips curled upwards as he pointed to a pile of cleaning tools in the corner. “Everything is ready. It’s still four hours before dark. In four hours, I want to see a clean collection vault.”
Mu Nan was silent for a while. There were tools, brooms, feather dusters, trash cans, clean water, towels, and so on in the corner. The marble floor was painstakingly covered with a layer of visible grey. At first glance, it seemed that Gu Yu Ze had sent someone to make it.
‘”This can’t be! I just heard from the bank manager that the collections here are controlled by constant temperature. Remember to clean them automatically first. I guarantee that the collections will not be damaged. What if I destroy the treasures when I clean them by hand?” Mu Nan felt a lingering fear in his heart. This collection vault was almost half the size of Qingkong Mansion. If he really wanted to clean it up, it would take at least ten days and a half months.
Gu Yu Ze raised his eyebrows and bent down slightly, leaning closer to Mu Nan Qing-jun’s face. “Don’t worry, all the items you damaged will be deducted from your salary. If your salary is deducted, then you will be this young master’s slave for the rest of your life.”
Mu Nan rolled his eyes and glanced down.
“Tsk tsk, why is the little slave unhappy?” Gu Yu Ze smiled viciously and stretched out his hand to tease the cat. It seemed to hook Mu Nan’s chin, causing Mu Nan to shake his little arms in a cold manner.
“Young Master, just speak. Don’t make any moves!”
‘”Little slave, you dared to drill into this young master’s room in the middle of the night and destroy this young master’s bedroom, you should know what will happen today. Punishing you to clean up the collection is only the first step, and you will suffer in the future.” Gu Yu Ze looked down at the unnatural face with his beast-like eyes and suddenly smiled faintly, “Little slave, you dared to drill into this young master’s room in the middle of the night and destroy this young master’s bedroom.”
After he finished speaking, he waved his hand on Mu Nan’s short hair. Then, he turned around with a laugh and leisurely sat down on the noble chair that had been prepared long ago.
He stretched out his hand and casually took out a medieval bow and arrow, casually playing with it.
Mu Nan suppressed his anger. Damn, didn’t he just think that he was afraid that ghosts would drill into your bed and destroy your room? Didn’t you just take the Caucasian dog against your will and remember it?
If it weren’t for the pressure of the scales in his heart, Mu Nan would have already rushed up and bit this bastard to death if he had met such a vengeful master!
Sadly, he took out the cleaning tools and swept the long corridor inside and outside with a big wool broom. After scanning it, he turned around and found that it was the same as before. The dust on the ground did not decrease, but there was an illusion that it had increased.
Thus, Mu Nan decisively swung his broom and took a large rag to the battlefield.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. The rag rubbed hard outside the glassware and let out a creaking scream. Mu Nan imagined the tempered glass as someone’s face, and I rubbed your demon skin!
After rubbing it for a long time, the glass was still the same. The stains on it were still there, and it was even dirtier…
Mu Nan fell silent. He decisively swung the rag, took a bucket of water, and poured it on the ground. He held a big mop and drew in the water to stir it.
In the bank monitoring room, the eyelids of the employees twitched and they covered their chests in pain. They wished they could get into the monitoring room screen and directly pull out the troublemaker Mu Nan. He turned around and asked with tears in his eyes, “General Manager, does Young Master not want this collection anymore? If this brat continues to toss about, these treasures will be crippled.”
The blonde British general manager’s body was already twitching in pain. On the monitor screen, Young Master seemed to be watching with interest. He didn’t care about Mu Nan’s life-threatening torture at all. The general manager put his hands on a cross and sighed, “God bless you. We can’t figure out what Young Master is thinking—-shit! What the fuck is this guy doing!!”
In the monitor, Mu Nan, who could not clean the ground, could not even use water to rush to the Dragon King Temple. If I could not clean you, would I still not rush you away?
I splashed, I splashed, I splashed!
Mu Nan’s ability to take care of himself was at two extremes. On the one hand, she could tidy herself up as a tomboy without any mistakes in the shortest possible time; On the other hand, her ability to pack things was comparable to that of a blind person. Even a blind person could pack things better than her!
Probably geniuses were at two extremes. In Wuzhen, China, Mother had stayed in the hospital, and Mu Nan’s room had instantly turned into a haunted cemetery. In Qingkong Mansion’s room, even though Mrs. Zhang cleaned it up every day, Mu Nan was still able to turn heaven into hell in just half an hour. Her superb handicapped ability was like tears flowing down the ears of those who heard it, and those who saw it were sad.
Gu Yu Ze told her to clean the collection warehouse so that she could see someone’s joke with her own eyes. He had occasionally glanced at Munan’s garbage dump-like room, leaving behind a deep psychological shadow and understanding of Munan’s terrible ability to take care of himself.
The eldest young master sat on the throne like an emperor. He gracefully crossed his legs, bent his left hand on the side of his face, and his right index finger rhythmically tapped on the edge of the chair. Faint ink pupils sized up Mu Nan’s “destructive” cleaning activities.
“Slave, be gentle. Are you wiping the tempered glass or smashing it?”
“Who taught you to sweep the floor and flush it with water? Do you think it was a flood?”
“This Young Master didn’t allow you to rest. Who allowed you to stop?”
“Tsk tsk, put down that medieval bow. Why do you want to shoot me to death with an arrow?”
Mu Nan gritted his teeth and wished he could put a rag into Gu Yu Ze’s mouth. The villain in his heart looked up and sighed. Oh my God, why didn’t he accept this monster? !
Gu Yu Ze liked to watch Mu Nan’s various small movements, one with a white eye, one with a disdainful gaze, the corner of his lips glimpsing down slightly, don’t pinch his waist. A rare interest arose in Gu Da’s heart. His right ear glittered brightly under the illumination, and his ink pupils landed on Mu Nan’s body for a long time.
This kid is really interesting.
“Young Master, why hasn’t the Chinese collection seen anything from before the Tang Dynasty? It’s so strange.” Mu Nan took out a rag and wiped it on the protective glassware of a Chinese Tang tri-colored horse. His back was facing Gu Yuze as if he was asking carelessly.
Gu Yu’s Ze didn’t show any difference. He calmly replied, “According to value, the most valuable items are in the central collection vault.”
Mu Nan’s eyebrows twitched as he silently memorized the words “Central Collection Vault” in his heart. Then he asked tentatively, “What if it’s a jade artifact from the pre-Qin period? I heard that it’s quite valuable. Why haven’t we seen it here?”
This time, Gu Yu Ze noticed that something was amiss. He raised his head and looked at Mu Nan’s small body. “What, did the little slave have an idea? Or do you want to go to the central storeroom to clean up?”
Mu Nan shriveled his mouth and wiped the glassware with all his strength. He pretended to be angry and scolded, “If you want me to smash that central vault, then let me in!”
Her eyes fell on the glass and she was too lazy to listen to Eldest Young Master Gu.
Memories drifted to the past. Back then, when Mu Nan’s father was still a special forces soldier, he and Mu Nan’s mother talked bitterly about a long-distance love affair. Once, in the depths of the mountain, the army accidentally dug out a group of pre-Qin tombs. With an order from above, the hidden troops in the mountains had no choice but to become grave robbers digging for national treasures.
Mu Nan’s father rushed into the tombs ahead of his comrades. He accidentally caught a glimpse of the translucent black jade bracelet in the burial object. Mu Nan’s father’s mind moved. He remembered his girlfriend Nan Qinyue’s classic temperament, which was perfect for this bracelet. So, he hid it and gave it to her.
As a result, a pre-Qin bracelet helped to promote a loving lover. Time passed. During the period when Nan Qinyue was hospitalized, the thief rushed into the house and just happened to take the love token bracelet away. After several tosses and turns, Gu Yuze’s SE International Group actually took it into his pocket.
It was an extremely rare ink jade bracelet with a Pre-Qin title on its front, but it was still intact. It was not even too priceless to describe it as a city.
Thinking of this, Mu Nan’s children’s shoes were filled with bitterness, and his head kept bumping into the glassware.
Dad, if you want to give my mom a gift, can’t you give her a cheaper one? I have to give you a Pre-Qin Ink Jade Bracelet! In order to get your love back, your daughter put down her face and became someone else’s slave. Ah, bah, assistant, she’s been tormented by top-grade Abyss Devils all day long.
Mu Nan’s children’s shoes almost shed two bitter tears. When she thought of her mother, who only cried when the night was quiet in the sanatorium, she suddenly had the illusion of being abandoned by the world.
Immersed in his “tragic” life, head unconsciously smashed into the glassware.
“Bang! Bang! Bang!”
Ah, how high should the standard of the central collection vault be? If he couldn’t steal it, he could only honestly fulfill his promise to President Gu Shaoyan and stay beside Gu Yu Ze in exchange for the conditions for obtaining the bracelet.
Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee…
The excited Gu Yu Ze saw this scene and was stunned. In the next second, he had already walked over and stopped Mu Nan from knocking his head against the glass. He coldly questioned, “If you don’t want to clean it, you can use this crappy method to exchange for this young master’s sympathy? Slave, you’re really good!”
Mu Nan shouted, his lips wide open, and the rag in his hand smashed to the ground.
Seeing Mu Nan’s reaction, Gu Yu Ze’s voice became even colder. He pressed his finger hard on Mu Nan’s pale red forehead and said, “Forget it, I swept it for two hours. It seems that you don’t have any talent for virtue. Today, this young master will let you go for the time being!”
Mu Nan: “Ah, no-I was distracted just now when I hit the glass. You told me to keep cleaning.”
Gu Yu Ze didn’t listen to someone’s explanation at all, and his heart surged with displeasure. This brat was cunning enough to dare to deal with him with the move of slamming into a glass and pretending to be pitiful! And yet, he was actually so damned soft-hearted? !
