Maid's Diary: Devil Master, Please Behave - Chapter 221
Chapter 221 “Little Theater” Dog Food for Thirty Questions Flies in the Sky
Music, a “cool” background.
The host appeared in a crescent moon.
A crescent moon: “Dear readers, this is the theatre of the most popular youthful inspirational and bloody struggle novel of the moment, The Maid’s Diary: Young Master Abyss Devil, please be at peace. I am the author of this book, A crescent moon.”
Thunderous applause rang out.
A crescent moon (with a smile): “Today’s theme is 30 questions. Let’s invite our most popular male and female protagonists to come on stage.”
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Mu Nan held Gu Yu Ze’s hand and sat down happily.
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“Hello, gentlemen. Welcome to the little theater. I’m the host–”
Mu Nan (interrupts): “I know, a crescent moon. It looks good, Ze, don’t you think?”
Gu Yu Ze (laughs indulgently): “Your waist is too thick and your face is too round. It’s not as good-looking as you.”
Mu Nan: “Don’t do that. Give the author some face.”
A crescent moon: “Cough cough … Now, we are officially in the Thirty Questions Step.”
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First question
Luna (Strange smile): “As the most popular couple of the year, what is your first impression of each other?”
Mu Nan (rubbing his chin, looking at the person beside him): “Arrogant nouveau riche, rude ruffian.”
Gu Yu Ze thoughtfully glanced at Mu Nan.
A crescent moon (strange smile): “Where is the male lead?”
Gu Yu Ze said, “This brat is really ugly. He is suitable to be a slave.”
Munan: [whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh] Who do you think is ugly?
Gu Yu Ze rubbed her hair and said gently, “It doesn’t matter. No matter how ugly it looks, I like it. As long as it’s you.”
A crescent moon was silently eating dog food in a corner.
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The second question.
A crescent moon: “May I ask where the two of you kissed for the first time?”
Mu Nan tilted his head and thought, “I think I accidentally kissed him on the training ground.”
Gu Yu Ze: “See the end of the sixth chapter and the beginning of the seventh chapter for details.”
Luna…
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Third question:
A crescent moon revealed an aunt-like smile. “May I ask when the two of them have been at Kiss recently?” She smiled.
Mu Nan glanced at the host with disdain, “Can you ask some non-private questions? You don’t have any basic hosting skills.”
The despised crescent moon thought, this is the common question of the majority of readers.
Mu Nan thought for a moment and then said, “I forgot. It seems like last night.”
Gu Yu Ze grabbed Mu Nan’s hand and rubbed his head against her lips. Then, he looked at Luna and said, “Just now.” ,
Mu Nan’s ears turned red as he pursed his lips and chuckled.
A crescent moon silently nibbled at the dog food.
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Fourth question
A crescent moon flipped through the question book and continued to laugh strangely, “Excuse me-where do you like the other person best?”
(Director: Don’t ask such a restrictive question. Broadcasting won’t be judged! Believe it or not, I’ll deduct your salary!)
Director Mu Nan Chao waved his hand and said, “It’s fine. Radio and TV have always been very lenient towards such low IQ hosts. Remember to hit me with the entrance fee later-”
Munan then replied seriously, “I like his chest the most. It feels so comfortable leaning against it. I can hear his heartbeat.”
Gu Yu’s Ze’s thin lips curled up slightly, and his smile was exceptionally wicked, “I like XXXXXXX.”
Mu Nan’s pretty face flushed red as he hurriedly rubbed against the wolf to distance himself from it.
Luna asked the director, “Did you pinch that part just now? It won’t pass the trial … Holy shit, what kind of male lead did I write? My stomach is full of sex!”
XXX, please help your readers to recuperate and purify the network environment, you and I have the responsibility.
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Fifth question
A crescent moon: “Excuse me-who confessed first?”
Mu Nan and Gu Yu Ze replied in unison, “He (She)”
Mu Nan immediately exploded and poked Gu Yu Ze’s chest, “You clearly confessed first. See Chapter 140 of The Maid’s Diary: Young Master Devil, please behave yourself! Do you dare not admit it?”
Gu Yu Ze looked at the lively face and nodded silently, “I confessed first.”
Mu Nan: “That’s more like it.”
A crescent moon: “… Readers, according to the routine of my novels, it is usually the female lead who is tempted, and the male lead whose brain is slow to discover late.”
Gu Yuze rushed over with a knife in his eye, causing the crescent moon to tremble in fear and quickly change the subject.
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Sixth question
A crescent moon stroked her non-existent glasses and asked, “What is the most regrettable thing in your life?”
Gu Yu Ze poured a glass of water for Mu Nan and replied, “Back then, when she fell into the sea, I was completely ignorant. This was the pain of my life.”
Mu Nan’s eyes were gloomy as he leaned his head against his shoulder and comforted, “It doesn’t matter. Anyway, we meet again now.”
Single dog Luna sneered in the corner, “Do you think I’d make it easy for you to be together, humph–”
Mu Nan narrowed his eyes dangerously, “Host, what did you say?”
A crescent moon trembles and says, “Cough cough–our handsome heroine, what is the most regrettable thing in your life?”
Mu Nan’s expression was gentle as he said, “The most regrettable thing is that we missed eight years with him.”
Gu Yu Ze held her hand tightly and said, “In the future, I will never let go of you again.”
As the crescent moon gnawed on the dog food, she thought sinisterly, “Haha, Chapter 222, you two are going to separate again, hahahaha ~”
The background music “Liang Liang” sounded.
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Seventh question
A crescent moon cleared her throat and smiled ambiguously, “If you had a child, what would you call it?”
Mu Nan blinked and exchanged glances with Gu Yu Ze, “But Gu Yu Ze and I haven’t had an ooxx yet? Where did the child come from?”
The director in the corner said, “This part is pinched! I can’t get past the trial!”
Gu Yu Ze revealed a meaningful smile, “A boy and a girl. One is called Gu Mu, the other is called Gu Nan.”
Mu Nan touched his scarlet face and blushed, “You think so much.”
Gu Yu Ze raised his eyebrows and whispered in her ear, “It’s fine to have three or four if you don’t think two is enough. I’ll work hard.”
The cold dog food patted the crescent moon’s face.
The director shook his chaotic crescent moon and said, “You can’t pass the trial! How did you manage it? Next question!”
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Eighth question
A crescent moon drinks a mouthful of water and asks, “Who is your favorite person?”
Gu Yuze cast a disdainful glance at the crescent moon.
Mu Nan cast a disdainful glance at the crescent moon.
Luna:…
Hey hey hey, at least I’m the one who created you. Give me some face in front of millions of readers.
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Ninth question
A crescent moon: “What makes you the most dissatisfied with the other party?”
Mu Nan immediately became interested and said angrily, “He is too poisonous!” You don’t even know how miserable I was in the first 140 chapters of this book! ! ! ! He drank and shouted at me all day long, destroying me like a slave! ! I don’t even know how many people are eyeing him right now! ! Also, he’s been doing things to me lately. I’ve already said no, and he’s still doing it… ”
The director in the corner raised his loudspeaker, “It’s pinched! I can’t broadcast it!”
Gu Yu Ze listened quietly to Mu Nan’s complaint and handed her warm water to moisten her throat.
“What about you, Male Leader? What’s the one thing you’re most dissatisfied with?”
Gu Yu Ze: “Too uneasy. If you let me pamper you obediently, I will be much more relieved.”
Mu Nan rolled his eyes and turned around angrily.
Gu Yu Ze sighed and straightened Mu Nan’s head. He gently kissed her lips and said, “Good boy, eat Chinese food tonight.”
Mu Nan snorted, “That’s more like it.”
The crescent moon took the initiative to put on sunglasses this time. The two of them were too shiny.
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Tenth question
One Crescent Moon: “Last question, what’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done?”
Gu Yu Ze comforted the little fox’s heart and raised his head to answer, “Of course, it’s XXXXXXX in bed.”
“This paragraph is pinched. I will definitely not let the readers see it!!!” Yi Zhuanyue and the director said at the same time.
Mu Nan thought about it carefully and replied, “I think every day is quite romantic, like last night at XXXXX.”
The couple looked at each other and smiled. The scene was incomparably warm.
A crescent moon and the director: “Pinch!”
The director scolded angrily, “Yiyue, what kind of great character did you write? Why don’t the investors of the small theater dare to invest! Radio and TV will come tomorrow to investigate!”
A crescent moon was filled with grievances, hiding in a corner and silently nibbling on dog food.
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Advertising break.
Luna wanted to cry but no tears, so he decided to pinch the thirty questions. If it continued like this, she would lose her old age and her salary would be voided.
As a result, the theater temporarily became the time for the main character to ask the author questions.
Gu Yu, Ze, and Mu Nan left together and demanded an unknown amount of appearance fees from the small theater.
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Panda Reader A: “Excuse me, when are you done?”
A crescent moon sat upright, “There are two hundred thousand words left.”
The reader was shocked, “There are so many more!! Are you kidding me?”
A crescent moon smiled awkwardly, “I can’t do anything… I don’t earn money for nothing. But rest assured, the rest of the plot will be dog food with knives in it.”
Reader: “!!! You are clearly in the water plot!”
A crescent moon blushes, “Cough cough, next reader.”
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Flower language reader B: “A crescent moon, when did you write the female lead and male lead ooxx?”
Corner director: “Pinch! You can’t have this!”
A crescent moon revealed a smile on her aunt’s face, “Hehe, hehe, very soon, I guarantee that there will be materials.”
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Online pirate reader C: “The author is big, are you single?”
A crescent moon: “Next!!!! Ask questions without looking at the original?!! Next!”
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Author Da Da, can you reveal the ending of Bai Ruyun? The ending of Bai Shan? The ending of Lu Han and her siblings? The ending of Qing Yu?
A crescent moon: “… cough cough cough cough, life and death have fate and wealth in heaven.”
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The handsome man who had just left the arena returned to the arena and handed over the cheque, “Luna, I’ll give you twenty chapters of time. You must let me and Munan XXXXX.”
A crescent moon curved her eyebrows and took the huge cheque. “Well said and done. Don’t worry, the two of you will live together forever with each other.”
Gu Yu Ze nodded his head in satisfaction, and a cold expression appeared on his handsome face. “If you abuse Mu Nan and me again, be careful of your little life.”
A crescent moon was shocked, “… easy to say, easy to say.”
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The sobriest reader E: “Da Da, why are you writing about the little theater today? Is it because you can’t write today? Or is it because your mind is empty? Or is it because you’re messing with the reader?”
A crescent moon was surprised, “How did you know! Who told you!”
Thousands of readers with pig slaughtering knives fled in a crescent moon.
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Little theater season 01 episode 01. End.
This episode is exclusively titled “Maid’s Diary: Young Master Abyss Devil, Please Divide Up”. Welcome to collect your comments. Tomorrow will be even more exciting!
