Maid's Diary: Devil Master, Please Behave - Chapter 114
Chapter 114 Dark Cuisine
The day-to-day trip to the villa in the mountainous area of Lu Family for the autumn vacation was already firmly set, and no one could get out of it. On one side of the mountain villa of the Lu Clan was close to the boundless blue sea, and on the other side, the forest was resplendent enough to make the little lovers wind and snow for months.
How could the chairman escape Gu Yuze’s eyes with such an open and honest plan for his son-in-law?
Why did Gu Yu Ze agree to the chairman’s invitation and send Mu Nan, a fat and greasy roasted pork, into the Lu family’s mouth?
Gu Shaoaojiao replied, “There are many ways to create opportunities.”
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On Friday evening, the Caucasus was sleeping lazily in front of the gate. A terrifying stench glided along the autumn wind and accurately landed on the Caucasus’s sensitive and moist dog nose.
The Caucasus awoke from its dreams of bones, raised its head, and ran to the source of the stench-it wanted to stop the evil stench of paste.
Gu Yu Ze just walked downstairs and said, “Mrs. Zhang, tomorrow’s schedule–”
Before he could say anything, the charred stench crazily drilled into his nose. White smoke floated in the air, and there was a faint sound of fire alarm. Gu Yu’s handsome eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he soon discovered that the source of the stench came from the kitchen…
Gu Yuze covered his nose and kicked open the kitchen door.
The entire restaurant was filled with the stench of burning. The ground was wet and stained with water from the automatic fire extinguisher. A black shadow was bouncing around in the thick smoke.
“Young master? You’re here-come and take a look. Where is the kitchen range hood? I haven’t found it for a long time. Cough cough cough … I choked to death …”
“Woof woof woof ~”
After a while, the clouds in the kitchen were finally cleared, and the powerful range hood was finally functioning properly. The chaos dissipated, and the entire kitchen was in a terrifying state. Mu Nan wore dirty white clothes, and his left cheek was stained with black. He looked like a matchmaker. She was now standing in front of the dining table with a dry smile on her face, with a fat black dog panting at her feet.
Gu Yu Ze crossed his arms in front of his chest and asked, “Where is Mrs. Zhang?”
Mu Nan: “Hehe, then why aren’t we going to the Lu Family villa tomorrow? Aunt Zhang is worried that the living conditions there aren’t up to your high standards, so she intentionally went to tidy up and adjust with Steward Qian.”
“What are you doing in the kitchen?” Gu Yuze looked at the messy food counter.
Munan said seriously, “I want to… make an egg-fried rice.”
“Egg-scrambled-rice.” Gu Yu Ze smacked the three words and saw the unbridled flow of egg white and yolk on the table, as well as the remaining egg shell on the Caucasian dog’s mouth. He then looked at the black cooking pot, imported from Germany, made of titanium alloy, with an extremely high pressure resistance. There was a black smile on the uncovered edges of the black rice.
This is… cooking egg-fried rice with your life? Or is it testing the quality of the cooking utensils?
Mu Nan looked at Gu Yu Ze’s unpredictable expression and leaned lazily by the door. His chestnut hair trembled slightly and his well-defined face was filled with deep thought. In the midst of the chaos, there was actually a somewhat fluttering beauty of a monster. He couldn’t help but swallow his saliva and waved his claws to explain, “It really isn’t my problem. This pot… I used it according to the instructions. Aunt Zhang was obedient in it. As soon as I came, it exploded. This, this must be the problem of the pot!”
The expensive German import pot silently carried the blame.
Gu Yu asked Ze, “What happened to those dishes?”
He was referring to radishes, vegetables, garlic and even half-cut beef on the board.
Mu Nan laughed dryly. He patted off the black residue on his clothes and explained seriously, “There are only eggs and rice in the Egg-Fried Rice. How boring are the yellow, white, and yellow ones? If I want to add some green vegetables and carrots, I’ll change the color.”
The Caucasus cooperatively grinned. One man and one dog looked innocently at Gu Yu Ze. Under the messy background, it was as if two victims who had just escaped from the war and famine were filled with longing for life.
“Actually, don’t underestimate me. I still made the finished product.” Mu Nan was afraid that Gu Yu Ze wouldn’t be able to do it. He bent down and found a large wooden basin from the ruins. The basin was the size of a washbasin, and a “black mountain” made of egg-fried rice appeared high up in the sky.
Mu Nan took out a large spoon and slowly dug open the charred “Montenegro” while he explained, “Although it looks a little ugly outside, the Egg-Fried Rice inside must be of normal color! If you don’t believe me, I’ll dig it for you to see.”
Gu Yu Ze watched the show from the side and quietly watched Mu Nan act tough.
He loved to admire every expression on Mu Nan’s face. It was always so lively, attracting his attention anytime and anywhere. It made people want to touch and tease him.
Seeing the scenery in the basin, Mu Nan was dumbfounded, “Holy shit, what’s going on? Where did the charcoal come from?”
He unwillingly flipped through it again and dug carefully.
“Something’s wrong, aren’t there any good meals?”
“Eighty percent is the same principle as beggar chicken.”
“Alas, I have it!”
Mu Nan’s eyes lit up. He quickly took out a bowl of rice and dug out the remaining two spoonfuls of golden and beautiful egg-fried rice from a pile of charcoal.
When Yu Guang saw that Gu Yu’s Ze seemed to be leaning against the wall, his eyes were full of teasing. Mu Nan’s heart immediately felt sullen. This was anger that was underestimated by others.
“You burned half of my kitchen and only got this kind of stuff?”
‘”Although the food is few, it’s delicious, right, Caucasus? It’s better than some people who can’t even use a kitchen knife and don’t even know how to cook in a pot ~”
“Woof woof woof?”
Mu Nan scooped up some Egg-Fried Rice with a spoon and kicked the Caucasus with his toes, “Open your mouth, how can we prove it to Gu Yu Ze?”
Pretty little silver spoon, pretty golden egg-fried rice, pretty white hands-no, Caucasian puppy eyes were dumbfounded, why did he see the silver spoon turning black?
In a daze, Munan stuffed the Egg-Fried Rice into his open mouth.
“Look, the Caucasus has already agreed!” Mu Nan proudly waved his claws and handed Gu Yu Ze a provocative look. A great experiment required a price, but the price for a kitchen was small.
Before Mu Nan could finish, the Caucasus’s dog eyes suddenly stood on end. Its big mouth opened, and it let out two painful sobs. Its eyes rolled upwards, and it was about to fall to the ground, splashing eggshells and vegetable leaves all over the ground.
Munan:…
Gu Yu Ze supported his forehead.
Mu Nan seldom cooked, deeply following the supreme truth of “hypocrite cooking far away”. So the kitchen she passed by was either full of food, or the ingredients weren’t growing at all…
…
Munan took a deep breath, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to clean up the kitchen to apologize. Gu Yuze glanced at the staggering Caucasus and said, “Do you still want to cause second damage to the kitchen?”
“What?”
“With your handicapped ability, are you going to tear down the kitchen later?”
Mu Nan’s eyelids twitched, and he was thick-skinned to excuse himself. Gu Yu Ze’s finger suddenly landed on his left cheek. The warm touch of his fingertips made Mu Nan’s words stuck in his throat.
He was tall, bent slightly, and rubbed her face with his fingers, so close that he could hear his steady breathing.
“You, why are you so close?” Mu Nan embarrassedly turned her face away. She always felt that if Gu Yu Ze did not approach her, his actions would be a little intimate. For example, he helped her tidy her sleeves seriously, spoke her poisonous tongue seriously, and pulled her hand across the street seriously…
Gu Yu Ze scolded coldly as his fingers left, leaving behind a small black stain on his index finger. He disdainfully wiped his dirty fingers on Mu Nan’s clothes on his arm and said disdainfully, “What kind of dirty face is it? How ugly.”
Munan:… Holy shit.
As a tomboy who had “secretly fallen in love” with Gu Yuze, Mu Nan had a bit of a psychological shadow and was also very guilty. Actually, Gu Yuze wasn’t that handsome. He was a little handsome, a little taller, and a little bad. With the slightest provocation from the devil, her little slave’s mind would easily ripple.
It’s a terrible stench.
Well, I’m really out of my mind. He didn’t think too much about his normal behavior. In his eyes, you’re just like everyone else. Don’t take Gu Yuze’s intimate actions as a booster for your accelerated heartbeat. Gu Yuze won’t pay for you if you have a heart attack in the future, nor will he prepare a coffin for you.
Mu Nan shook his head and threw away his confused thoughts.
She had no idea that Lord Abyss Devil was really flirting with the little slave openly… She had long since become the Abyss Devil’s plate of food.
“Kitchen, I’ll send the Special Guards Explosion Prevention Team to deal with it. You go clean it up first–” Gu Yu had seen enough of Ze’s good show. Just as he was about to finish, he saw Mu Nan carefully placing the last two spoonfuls of Egg-Fried Rice in a small wooden lunch box.
Only then did Gu Yu Ze realize that something had been neglected. Mu Nan, a brat who only knew how to eat but not cook, was rarely cooked. Who was this Egg-Fried Rice cooked for?
Caucasus?
Jiang Cheng?
Or… Gu Yuze’s thin lips raised, or was he planning to assassinate him?
Gu Yu Ze thought that if this little slave went to great lengths to cook a meal for him. Well, he could totally forgive her and even give her a loving hug as encouragement.
Before he could ask, the phone in Mu Nan’s pocket rang. Mu Nan held the lunch box in one hand and answered the phone swiftly in the other. “Coming? Sure. Wait at the door. I’ll deliver it immediately.”
Putting down his phone, he turned to Gu Yu and said to Ze, “I’ll go. I’ll be right back.”
Gu Yu Ze rubbed his chin and pondered, using my Gu Yu Ze’s kitchen to cook egg-fried rice for other men? Hehe … Without thinking, he directly followed and saw who was brave enough to command his assistant!
The Azure Sky Residence was heavily guarded, and unfamiliar vehicles were not allowed to approach for a few meters outside. Mu Nan picked up the lunch box and whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh.
Mu Nan braked three meters outside the car door and threw the lunch box into the car. Baishan caught it steadily. He stretched out his hand to weigh it, but the ice cube’s face didn’t show any expression, “So little?”
“F*ck, I almost lost half of my life in the explosion. Aren’t you thinking too little?”
Mu Nan’s dirty clothes hadn’t been changed yet. His short hair was in a mess, and there was a black stain on his pretty face. His black and white eyes glared at Baishan angrily, “What’s wrong with your request? You insisted that I cook a dish for you. Isn’t this courting death?” “Now that things have been done, we can forget all our grudges. Don’t let me see you in the future. Even if you’re not sick, you’ll be angry!”
Back then, when Lu Shishi was kidnapped, Baishan took the initiative to tell Mu Nan where she was kidnapped, on the premise that Mu Nan would agree to a request.
When Mu Nan was ready to go up the saber mountain and down the oil pot to do evil things in all directions, Baishan called, “I heard that many Chinese men are proficient in cooking. Do you want to cook for me?”
That was why Mu Nan had burned down the kitchen of the Azure Void Mansion and never forgot the honorable deed of contracting to cook egg-fried rice.
“Didn’t you poison the food?” Bai Shan remembered Mu Nan’s temperament. This brat was not a tool to be played with. He was really a sharp clawed fox.
Mu Nan frowned and recalled the situation in the Caucasus. He shook his head resolutely, “Don’t worry, people won’t die if they eat! If you don’t eat, give me back the lunch box!”
After saying that, he even extended his palm to ask for it. Bai Shan naturally didn’t give it to him and put the lunch box aside. Yu Guang keenly saw the cold-faced man behind the little fox. Their gazes silently met in the air, invisible sparks splashing everywhere.
Bai Shan suddenly smiled at Mu Nan, “Thank you, my little fox. I’ll keep in touch with you in the future.”
Bai Shan didn’t laugh at all. Even if he used a hammer to pry his mouth, he wouldn’t be able to pry out a smile. That was why his rare smile suddenly shocked the heavens and earth.
A smile appeared on Mu Nan’s handsome and cold face. He suddenly felt a chill run down his spine and almost thought that he had been caught in the rumor of a laugh sealing his throat.
Damn, he laughed like a zombie.
He turned around and saw Gu Yuze’s enlarged handsome face. He also smiled warmly, “This Young Master had some fresh ingredients flown in by air.”
Mu Nan muttered, “Young Master is so thoughtful. Mrs. Zhang won’t be short of ingredients when she comes back.”
Gu Yu Ze smiled gently and slapped Mu Nan on the shoulder, revealing his snow-white teeth. “Little slave, go and make me an Egg-Fried Rice. If it’s delicious, I’ll eat it. If it’s ugly, you eat it.”
Mu Nan:? ? ?
Because Mu Nan destroyed the eldest young master’s kitchen, it was reasonable for him to be at a disadvantage. He had no choice but to rush into the makeshift kitchen and prepare to go to the villa on the mountain tomorrow.
Bai Shan was in a good mood. He drove to a quiet coffee shop and sat down. He opened the lunch box Mu Nan gave him curiously.
The lid was lifted and a strange smell floated out. Bai Shan frowned. He saw that the rice grain was golden in color, the eggs were golden and crisp, and he also added carrots, vegetables, and even beef. Granules, Egg-Fried Rice sold quite well.
“I can’t tell that this little fox is still a ingredient for cooking.”
Taking out a silver spoon, Baishan dug out a spoon of Egg-Fried Rice with a taste of fox meat.
She put a spoonful of Egg-Fried Rice into her mouth in a good mood.
Rice, eggs, vegetables, dancing perfectly on the tip of the tongue, intimate contact with every taste buds.
Bai Shan’s expression stiffened.
The coffee shop was in a panic.
“Shit, someone fainted.”
“Hurry up and call an ambulance!”
“This seems to be the young master of the Bai Clan.”
“Shit, shit, what’s that on the table, Egg-Fried Rice?”
“Poison! He’s poisoned!”
“What are you arguing about? Hurry up and save her!”
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