Love Affairs in Chang'an - Chapter 484
Chapter 484 Liquor, Flower Fragrance, Hooligan
After drinking a lot of wine at the banquet, Qin Mubai fell asleep. When the sky was bright, it was still snoring like thunder, and the room was filled with the smell of alcohol.
Just as his sweet dream was sweet, he could vaguely feel something pressing down on him. It wasn’t too heavy and was still circling around his body. Very quickly, Qin Mubai’s face was slapped a few times, and his nose seemed to be blocked by something. Finally, Qin Mubai woke up.
He opened his eyes and saw that it was Little Lou’er lying on his body, riding on his chest and patting his face with her small hands. She even put two fingers into his nostrils.
“Ha–Qiu!!”
Qin Mubai sneezed loudly, and the room suddenly burst into giggles. It turned out to be the Tantai sisters.
“Heh, Little Lou’er, what’s your crime for disturbing my father’s sleep!” Qin Mubai grabbed Xiao Lou’er and lifted her up.
Little Lou’er kicked and giggled, “Auntie asked me to wake you up!”
“What’s the matter? Today is a rare military vacation. It’s only one day a month. Don’t you want to let others sleep in?” As Qin Mubai spoke, she placed Little Lou’er beside her and prepared to stand up.
Little Lou’er smiled. She was dressed in thick clothes and rolled around like a little meatball on the bed. She was enjoying herself and said, “Here comes the guest! Ah Niang asks Ah Father to get up!”
“Sister Yan said that Major Marshal hates being woken up the most when she is asleep. Only Little Lou’er is not afraid of disturbing Major Marshal’s clear dream.” After Tantai Dandan finished speaking, the two sisters hurriedly stepped forward and prepared to serve Qin Mubai to change his clothes and wash up. Just as Qin Mubai was about to lift the blanket, he stopped and said, “Where is my personal attendant?”
Ever since arriving in the Lanzhou army, Qin Mubai had always been accompanied by a sergeant who took care of his daily necessities. He had never used a maidservant before.
“It was Sister Yan who asked us to come … She said that in the future, we will take care of Major Marshal’s daily necessities.” Dan Dan whispered. Both of the sisters’ faces turned red.
Chen Yan’s intentions were already quite obvious. She wanted the sisters to act as side rooms. Originally, Qin Mubai did not hate these sisters, but now he felt a little embarrassed …
Early in the morning, a normal young and strong man would always have a physiological phenomenon called “Chenbo”.
“Major Marshal, let us serve you to change your clothes …” The two sisters walked forward, each holding his clothes and boots, and each serving a warm water towel. They had already prepared everything.
“Forget it, I’ll do it myself.” Qin Mubai waved her hand and signaled for them to leave.
The two sisters’ expressions immediately darkened. They softly answered “Yes” and walked out.
Qin Mubai heaved a sigh of relief. Although his skin was thick enough, it was still an awkward and abnormal thing to show off his masculinity in front of a woman who had no intimate contact with him. Not to mention that Little Lou’er was still present … It was estimated that at this moment, their hearts would still be a little hurt.
“Father, father, foster father is here to play with you! Get up quickly!” Little Lou’er said in a milky voice as she rolled on the bed with her feet in her arms.
“Your foster father?” ‘”Oh, Mubai!” Qin King Wu still couldn’t react. “King Wu recognized you as his daughter in You Province. Why can’t I remember?”
Only then did Qin Mubai get up, put on his clothes, and wash up before coming to the front mansion. When he saw Chen Yan and the Tantai sisters standing under the eaves of the hall chatting from afar, he did not go over. A servant asked. I heard that King Wu had already arrived early in the morning and had been waiting for almost an hour. Right now, he’s in a small flower garden in the backyard.
Qin Mubai turned to the backyard and saw Li Ke sitting in the pavilion of the Peach Blossom Stream, playing the zither.
Qin Mubai walked over and Li Ke stopped playing the zither. The two of them looked at each other and smiled. Li Ke said, “If you don’t come looking for me, I can only come looking for you.”
“I’ve been busy these past few days. I’ve been waiting alone for a long time, haven’t I? Why didn’t someone wake me up earlier?” Qin Mubai sat down opposite him and saw preserved fruit and snacks on the table. There was also a set of golden tea set beside the table that Qin Mubai looked very familiar with. The charcoal fire in the furnace was booming, and a burst of hot steam was dense.
“I didn’t let you scream. I told you to sleep a little longer.” Li Ke said, “I haven’t cooked tea with you for a while. I thought I wouldn’t have a chance in my life.”
Qin Mubai was starving before breakfast. She took a piece of pastries and threw it into her mouth. After chewing a few mouthfuls, she smiled and said, “Haha, it tastes good! It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten such authentic Chang’an pastries! The cook in His Highness’s palace is still so good at cooking.”
“I’ve been in Shanzhou for three days. You and I have only met in public. If I don’t come looking for you today, are you still avoiding me?” Li Ke said.
“Hide? Why should I hide from you?” Qin Mubai smiled and said, “It’s because there are too many people coming, over a hundred thousand. It takes me a lot of time to look at each of them, so I can only put you at the bottom.”
Li Ke laughed heartily, “Indeed!”
“Sure enough, what?” Qin Mubai said, “It sounds like you know some secret.”
“I haven’t seen you for so many years. I thought we were really estranged.” Li Ke smiled and said, “Fortunately, you still think of me as a good friend.”
“Eh, I have goosebumps.” Qin Mubai grinned coldly and continued to eat pastries. “Your Highness, you went to Korea. You didn’t learn anything bad from the people over there, did you?” She said vaguely.
“What do you mean?”
“As far as I know … on Korea’s side, women are as gentle as water, and men are as gentle as water. Therefore, Yin and Yang are mixed up. There are many broken sleeves and peaches, and Dragon Yang fetish!”
“Bullshit!”
“Haha, that’s right!” Qin Mubai laughed loudly, “Otherwise, I would really be a little scared!”
Li Ke didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He shook his head with a bitter smile and gritted his teeth, “Seriously, when I see you, I really want to beat you up first!”
“Hehe!” Qin Mubai laughed dryly twice, picked up a wet towel and wiped her mouth, saying, “There are too many people who want to beat me up. Even my big brother wanted to beat me up yesterday. I’m not worried about you. Come on, let’s do it!”
“Horn!”
Li Ke really made a move and punched Qin Mubai in the face.
“Holy shit! You really hit me! You even hit me in the face!”
Although this punch wasn’t heavy, Qin Mubai was shocked. He jumped up and covered his face. “Do you want to fight?”
“Alright, let’s do it!”
Li Ke glared at Qin Mubai evilly and grinned. He stood up and rushed towards Qin Mubai.
Qin Mubai was a little dumbfounded, allowing him to grab onto the front of his chest and support his waist.
“Get up!” Li Ke let out a deep roar and knocked Qin Mubai over!
Only then did Qin Mubai wake up. Fortunately, her martial arts foundation wasn’t weak, and she steadily landed outside the pavilion.
“That’s right, I learned wrestling with the Khitan people from You Zhou!” Li Ke said proudly, clapping his hands.
Qin Mubai swallowed a mouthful of saliva and rubbed her face with hatred, “Damn it, are you really going to fight?”
“Curse? My mother is Imperial Concubine Shu. I will kill you!” Li Ke angrily rushed down from the pavilion.
“It’s not over yet!” Qin Mubai was also annoyed. He dodged Li Ke’s punch and used his Taichi Fist to push his shoulder down, causing Li Ke to fall to the ground.
“Haha! Fighting with me, you’re still far away!” Qin Mubai put his hands on his waist and laughed loudly.
“Scholars can be killed, not humiliated!” Li Ke roared and got up from the ground again. As a half-cultivator, he didn’t care about any moves anymore. He stuck to Qin Mubai like a hooligan fighting. He grabbed his clothes, twisted his arms and ears, tripped under his feet, and used all sorts of dirty moves.
This time, Qin Mubai didn’t know whether to laugh or cry-which song was this? Li Ke, it’s been a while since I’ve become a bitch. Haven’t I made a little pervert over there?
“Fight as you please, I’m still afraid of you!”
Thus, the two hooligans scuffled on the grass of the little flower garden and rolled all over the ground. During this period of time, there were endless curses and no longer any taboos. Even Qin Shubao and the current Emperor Li Shimin, who were still living in the heavens, were greeted.
The Tantai sisters were waiting here to deliver breakfast to Qin Mubai. Seeing this scene from afar, the two of them were stunned on the spot. After being stunned for half a minute, the two hurriedly ran back to find Chen Yan.
Chen Yan was also shocked when she heard this. When she hurriedly went to the backyard to look, she saw Qin Mubai and Li Ke lying on their backs on the grass, panting heavily.
“Finished?” The Tantai sisters shouted in horror, “This … what’s going on?”
After pondering for a moment, Chen Yan smiled and said, “Let’s go. Don’t worry about them. Today, the manor is open to guests. No one is allowed to come to the backyard. Pretend that you haven’t seen this matter. Don’t tell anyone about it.”
“Oh … I understand!” The Tantai sisters answered doubtfully. They followed Chen Yan back and looked back from time to time. Their hearts were extremely perturbed.
Qin Mubai, who was lying on the ground, was panting as he covered the corner of his bloodshot mouth. “Bastard, you hit me so hard, I’m about to lose my teeth!”
“You’re the bastard!” Li Ke roared and turned his head, “My eyes are swollen!”
“Hahaha!” Qin Mubai looked at him and laughed loudly, “What a big black eye! You’ve become a national treasure, giant panda!”
“What a national treasure, what a giant panda! How outrageous!-Hu hu! But, it’s so fucking good, hahaha!” Li Ke rarely cursed and laughed loudly.
“Ah–” Qin Mubai let out a long sigh. “It’s been so many years since I’ve had a fight with someone like today!”
“Do we look like naughty children? Scoundrel? Or hooligan?” Li Ke smiled and said, “I feel that both of them are stronger than the prince.”
“He is also stronger than a general.” Qin Mubai also smiled and said, “Anyway, a man like us is a tragedy.” All day long, he was either sitting upright or disguised as a deep-seated person. He was clearly furious to the extreme in his heart, but he still wanted to hide it with a smile on his face. She was clearly extremely sad, but she was pretending to be dead as if nothing had happened. He clearly loved that woman, but he would always find some grand excuse to hurt her heart. ”
Li Ke looked up at the sky with his pillow arms. After listening to it, he was speechless. After a while, he said, “Your words can always pierce into my heart like blades.”
“I have goosebumps again … Your Highness, please spare me. I only like peach blossoms, not chrysanthemums!”
“Get up and drink!” Li Ke shouted and jumped up, stretching out his hand to pull Qin Mubai.
“Didn’t you make some tea? Didn’t you drink enough yesterday?”
“Cut the crap, you must be drunk today! What kind of fart tea are you drinking? What kind of elegance are you pretending to be? Today, we are two hooligans! Not only will I have to fight with you to get drunk, I will also use my hands to grab meat and eat it. I will listen to your dirty jokes!” Li Ke laughed loudly.
“Then are you still going to take a stroll around the cave after that?” Qin Mubai smiled evilly.
“Please accompany me!” Li Ke smiled even more sinisterly, “I’ve been traveling for a month, but I’ve already choked! Now that I’m in your territory, do you dare to treat me well?”
‘”No way” Qin Mubai was dumbfounded. “If the two of us go to the cave together … it won’t take a few days for hundreds of thousands of people to go crazy!”
“Who cares, hahaha!” Li Ke laughed heartily, “Cut the crap, tell people to remove the refreshments and set up the wine! I … Daddy! It’s been decades since I’ve been so presumptuous!”
…
It’s getting dark. Chen Yan brought the Tantai sisters to the backyard to see what was happening.
There were only a few dim lanterns left in the backyard that shook gently in the wind. The spring breeze passed through the peach forest, and a few petals fluttered along with the wind, falling into the stream under the pavilion, drifting along with the waves.
The cups and plates on the table were in a mess. Qin Mubai and Li Ke were both drunk under the table and almost didn’t wake up.
“For a whole day, the two of them have been guessing and drinking like this, eating and drinking in large mouthfuls and making a fuss.” Chen Yan shook her head and smiled. The smile on her face was like a mother’s doting expression. She whispered to herself, “Which of them is the most outstanding and dazzling man in the world. The world is full of envy, admiration, or jealousy. Actually, it is cold at high altitudes. How many of them can understand their suffering and bitterness?”
This place had nothing to do with Feng Yue or the affairs of the state. There were only two drunkards left. Pillow the scattered peach blossoms, hugging the stinging wine in his arms, he fell into a deep dream, as if his soul traveled through the void and transcended the world.
