Love Affairs in Chang'an - Chapter 306
Chapter 306 Emperor’s Son-In-Law Is Difficult to Handle
To the military and civilians of Lanzhou who were addicted to martial arts, the Spring Festival was nothing. After winning the war, it was even more worthy of celebration than marriage.
Qin Mubai returned triumphantly and calmed Da Feichuan down, returning from the biggest victory in Lanzhou’s history in recent years. There was no reason to be dissatisfied with the city’s celebration.
In Lanzhou City, the campfire was bright all night long and the roast meat was fragrant. Han Qu and Hu Ge floated in the night sky, and their drunken dances were dazzling and colorful, causing the entire city to be noisy.
As the main character, Qin Mubai was destined to be surrounded from the moment he entered the city. The Governor’s Manor, the Governor’s Manor, the military colleagues, from Qin Shubao to an ordinary squad, all rushed to drink his wine. The people of Lanzhou all rushed to worship this young hero.
Qin Mubai felt unprecedented happiness. In the middle of the night, his ears had never been clean, the wine in the bowl had never been dry, and even the toilet was accompanied by a large number of people.
Even if his alcohol tolerance was not bad, it was unreasonable for him not to be half-drunk.
Ever since Princess Gaoyang gave the order in the afternoon, the bathtub had been boiling water, boiling water. After boiling for several hours, the old woman who boiled the water had changed a few batches. The pot of water was about to boil dry twice, but Qin Mubai still hadn’t escaped.
Princess Gaoyang turned her lovesickness into grief and indignation. Her stomach was filled with anger and she had nowhere to go. She knocked over three tables of supper. Finally, she could not help but let out the roar of the Hedong Lion, which was an underage lioness–
“To see a man alive, to see a corpse dead!-Go and catch him!”
At this time, Qin Mubai was already thrown into the room by a few soldiers, snoring heaven-shaking sounds. The princess has an order. How could Qi Bi, the former Great General of the Guards, dare not obey? He took the courage to bring a few big-headed soldiers to the Great Governor’s Mansion and went to see Qin Shubao first to explain his purpose.
Qin Shubao was always dignified and silent in front of his subordinates, but this time, his strange smile was rather hippy. “Take it away, I’ll pretend that I don’t know anything.”
Poor Qin Mubai was drunk. She was wrapped in a warm blanket and snoring heaven-shaking sounds. She was carried out of the Governor’s Mansion by a few brute force soldiers. She was still at a loss and slept soundly.
Princess Gao Yang dragged a table that she had kicked over and sat at the door. With her legs resting on her back, she had the demeanor of the heroine who opened the meat bun shop in her later life. She crossed her hands and shook her toes as she watched Qi Bi He Li and the others carry her in.
“Your Highness, they have already arrived.” Qibi He Li stood sideways and reported with his fists clasped.
“Let’s go down. There’s nothing else for you guys.” Princess Gaoyang casually waved her hand. Just as the soldiers were about to leave, she suddenly said, “Listen, get me some ropes, some big candles, and a leather whip with thorns. Well, mace is a must, too!”
Qi Bi He Li and the others felt a chill in their hearts. What was Little Aunt doing?
“Hurry up and go!” Princess Gaoyang’s apricot eyes widened. Everyone hurriedly agreed to flee in a sorry state, afraid that these things would be called upon them.
“Young General, I’m afraid tonight will be a tragic night!”
“Hmph, hmph!” Princess Gaoyang paced to Qin Mubai’s side, who was asleep like a pig. She stabbed the tightly wrapped quilt with her toes and snorted, “Qin Mubai, Qin Mubai, don’t blame me.” This princess was so pure and kind in the past, she was completely ruined by you! You keep telling me evil stories to scare me. What leather whip, wax drip, binding? It’s said to be very exciting. You even named them ‘Grandmother starving to death’. You even said that married men and women play like this, afraid that they won’t scare me to death. “Hmph, this princess will test them all today. Not to mention starving to death, I will definitely kill you!”
“Princess, are you really going to try?”
“Cut the crap! This princess is filled with resentment today. If I don’t cripple him to death, I’ll take him up and throw him into the bathtub!”
“Wu … Yes!”
The maids and maids used all their strength to carry Qin Mubai into the bathtub with great difficulty.
Princess Gaoyang laughed evilly all the way into the bathtub and hurriedly said, “Put it down, put it down! Strip him naked and tie him up first!”
“Oh, Princess, are you really going to do this to your son-in-law?”
“Cut the crap. If you don’t tie him up, then tie you up!”
“Good, good, let’s tie …”
The maids and maids pulled Qin Mubai out of the blankets and untied his clothes. At this time, Qin Mubai was dazed by the commotion. She looked at the blurry figure in front of her with her drunken eyes and whispered, “Why are there so many female goblins? Wu Kong … What a mess. Did I have a dream? This dream is so real, don’t wake up so quickly …”
After shouting these few words, he actually fell asleep miraculously again.
Princess Gaoyang was so angry that the Three Corpses God exploded, “Good, good, goblin, have a dream! See if I don’t kill you!”–Bind tight, light the candles! ”
“Bada–”
A large ball of red wax dripped onto Qin Mubai’s stomach.
‘”Ah–” He woke up with a loud howl and struggled hard to find himself firmly tied up.
With this shock, more than half of the wine woke up. Looking at the group of women laughing sinisterly in front of him, his entire body was covered in cold sweat. “Gaoyang, you’re crazy!”
‘”Hehe! Isn’t it very enjoyable? You told me that after marriage, men and women play like this. It’s exciting! Didn’t you just dream of a lot of female goblins seducing you? Then go on–drop him, drop him!” “Didn’t you just dream of a lot of female goblins seducing you?” Princess Gaoyang jumped up and shouted.
“You dare!” Qin Mu’s face turned pale and she shouted loudly, “If you dare to do so again, this general will arrest all of you and strip you naked and throw you into death row!”
“Eh? We’re so scared!” Princess Gao Yang grinned strangely. She lowered her body and took the big red candle that was burning brightly in the maidservant’s hand. She waved it around in front of Qin Mu’s white face. “Are you afraid? Beg for mercy? This princess will spare you, hehe!”
“Hu!” Qin Mubai opened his mouth and blew it out. The candle was extinguished. The corner of his mouth curled into a sneer, “You want this general to admit defeat with such a trick?”
Princess Gaoyang was stunned. She angrily tossed out the candle and grabbed a leather whip behind her. She laughed strangely again, “What about this, my Flower Heart Radish Prince Consort-in-law?”
“Ah?” Qin Mubai couldn’t help but be a little dumbfounded. The corner of his mouth twitched a few times and he laughed dryly, “Ling’er, stop messing around. This, this will kill people!”
“Hmph, hmph, you know how to be afraid?” Princess Gao Yang grinned and deliberately pulled the whip to the point that it sounded like a horn. “Superior snake skin whip, it’s specially used to drive donkeys.”
After saying that, he struggled to slap the stone slab beside Qin Mubai, and his ear-piercing horn sounded.
Qin Mubai was really a little frightened. Princess Gaoyang went crazy, then she really could do anything! –Well, the hero will not suffer the loss before his eyes. He will get rid of the predicament before him and deal with her slowly!
“Ling’er, stop joking. Actually, I brought me an excellent gift from Da Feichuan. You never thought that you would let me go and let me get it. I guarantee that your heart will be filled with joy!” Qin Mubai smiled calmly.
“Hmph, hmph, you want to deceive this princess? Save it!” Princess Gaoyang curled her lips and snorted coldly, “This princess suddenly discovered that the greatest pleasure in life is to torture people. Especially a bad man like you, who has a playful heart and professes to be a love saint!”
‘”Eh? Since when do I call myself a love saint? You don’t think I’ve provoked women by leading troops, do you? Heaven and earth’s conscience, there are only yaks and horses there. You don’t think … I, someone from the Qin Empire, have that kind of discord, do you?” Qin Mubai repeatedly cried out in grievance.
“Eh? How disgusting!” Princess Gaoyang hugged her elbows coldly and rubbed the goosebumps on her arms. She cursed hatefully, “Then why … did you laugh so faintly when you entered the city? You haven’t come back to see me for so long, and you even slept like a pig and threw me to the clouds?”
“Ho, ho, ho!” Qin Mubai smiled dryly. “Isn’t that … to put up a friendly image in front of the people of Lanzhou? Lanzhou has a huge population, but I definitely don’t see more than one woman!”
“Hehe, that’s more like it!” Princess Gaoyang grinned and threw away the whip in her hand. “Alright, I forgive your innocence-come and bathe with me!”
Qin Mubai grinned. Did I say that person was you? Such a stinky beauty, damn girl … Quickly untie her, let me see how I can get revenge on you later!
“Eh, what bad idea are you muttering?” Princess Gaoyang rolled her eyes. “This princess suddenly changed her mind. This rope can’t be untied-hurry and throw him into the bathtub. Don’t freeze! Hehe, wash off the stench of wine first!”
“Ah … Ah!” Qin Mubai was dragged naked by a few women into a pool filled with hot water and shouted repeatedly, “What is this! I, a valiant general who is invincible in the battlefield, was actually captured alive by a few of you women and tortured to such an extent!”
“Hehe! Prince Consort, just admit it! Tonight, you won’t be able to escape!”
Princess Gaoyang only took off her coat and dipped into the water excitedly. She greeted the owner of the black shop like a gambling stall, “Hey! Hey! Don’t move your hands, that place is not something you can touch! Listen up, tonight is my bridal night. You are only allowed to demonstrate. Don’t you dare to do anything? Tonight, the consort is mine, hehe!”
Qin Mubai’s expression stiffened.
“Ah? Then how … how can we demonstrate it, Your Highness?”
“Hmph, do you want to call a few guards in?”
“Your servant doesn’t dare! … But, how on earth can you demonstrate it?”
“Haha, I have it!” Princess Gaoyang suddenly slapped her hands and laughed. She pointed at the four maids and instructed, “You, pretend to be a man; you, pretend to be a woman … Oh, you are a woman, there’s no need to pretend to be a woman. Also, you, you are a man, you are a woman-anyway, now, you two can perform bridal candles for us together. Hehe! I’m learning it now!”
“Holy shit!” Qin Mubai couldn’t hold back any longer and loudly cursed, “Ling’er, you really are too f*cking talented!”
“Haha!” Princess Gao Yang’s pink peach cheeks glowed red after being soaked in hot water. She smiled colorfully and said, “Isn’t it because you taught her well?”
Qin Mubai rolled her eyes a few times and shook her head with a long sigh. “I know what a Church disciple is. I’m starving to death of my master … No, I killed my master!”
“Hmph, hmph! You guys, hurry up and start the demonstration. This princess is going to learn it!” Princess Gaoyang swam to Qin Mubai’s side with a row of water. Her face was red and her apricot eyes were rippling as she looked at him. Her petite tongue licked her red lips strangely. She suddenly turned her head and asked, “Hey, isn’t this right? Is this how women seduce men?”
Qin Mubai and the maids almost fell to the ground!
“Don’t laugh! Hurry up and say it, isn’t it?”
“Duke, princess, you have to hug your son-in-law first. Right, that’s it. First, use your chest through your clothes … Right, gently rub against him, and then, use your tongue … Right, gently lick …”
Qin Mubai looked at the misty roof of the bathtub and mechanically blinked his eyes a few times. He murmured painfully, “What kind of crap is there? Is there such a bridal candle? There are still people watching from the sidelines and there are people guiding them. They just need to turn on the lights and raise the camera-this is clearly a porn shoot!”
…
On this day, he didn’t know how to make it, but it finally lit up.
Qin Mubai opened his eyes in a daze. He felt a sore sensation all over his body, especially his legs. His elbows were numb, He looked around sleepily, Princess Gaoyang was sleeping like a pig in her left embrace. Her face was as red as a peach blossom in March, and her delicate, pink and lubricious body was tightly pressed against his body. She was like a wounded little sparrow that had finally found a safe haven from the wind and rain, and the corner of her slightly curled mouth still had a trace of an evil smile that did not dissipate. On the right was a personal maid who was hugging her. She pillowed one of Qin Mubai’s arms, and her own jade arm was still on his chest. It was as if Qin Mubai was her rightful husband who deserved to be in bed with her.
Terrifyingly, there were still two enchanting white carcasses on his feet, and he similarly slept soundly naked. What was even stranger was that the two of them were hugging and sleeping like a couple. One of them was hugging the other like Qin Mubai. Correspondingly, the other woman was like Princess Gaoyang …
Five?
Qin Mubai’s mind was short-circuited for a moment. She blinked blankly, “What happened this night?” It was pitiful that there were no cameras in this era. If this was recorded, it would not shocking the heavens and earth. Chen Edison would also have to be on his guard from now on … Also, how did I survive this night?
The Emperor’s son-in-law of the Great Tang is indeed not good … This is even more troublesome than the old emperor of the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards!