Chapter 31: The Problem of the Orcs

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

The Orcs in front of him were wearing clothes made of various animal skins.

Even some Orcs only used very simple rags to wrap their private parts.

In this aspect alone, the Orcs were far inferior to the Dwarves, let alone the Elves.

Su Ming shook his head and brought Riel to the side.

“Riel, the people of your tribe will listen to your commands, right?”

Riel found it strange, but he quickly nodded.

“Yes, Great Prophet. My clansmen will always obey my orders.”

“Then now, I want you to give some orders to your people,” Su Ming said.

“These orders are the rules that you Orcs and you must follow. Do you understand?”

Riel nodded with a confused expression, then asked, “What’s the order? The Great Prophet.”

Su Ming thought about it for a moment. He only spoke again after organizing his words.

“One, from today on, all the Orcs must complete their excretion in a designated place. They can not defecate anywhere.”

“Ah?”

Riel’s face was filled with confusion.

“Great Prophet, why are we doing this? According to the instructions of the God of the beast clan, we should let everything go naturally.”

Su Ming cast a glance at Riel. “Let nature take its course…now that I’m asking you and the other Orcs to do this, do you think this is considered a form of nature? ”

Riel shuddered slightly under Su Ming’s slightly cold gaze, then he quickly spoke.

“Yes…of course it is. Then, Great Prophet, what should we do?”

Su Ming thought about it for a while before he spoke again. “Build a few toilets at the back of your tribe.”

Su Ming then told Riel about the process of building the toilet.

With the Orcs’ mobility and physical strength, it was quite easy to build a few toilets.

As for how Su Ming knew how to build a toilet…

Naturally, he had taken the opportunity to check it on the internet.

Otherwise, if Su Ming saw a scene of ‘that thing’ all over the place every time he came to the Orcs tribe, he felt that he would definitely be traumatized.

“By the way, you should also clean up your tribe as soon as possible. With the current situation, no one is willing to come to your tribe as a guest.”

Riel scratched his head in embarrassment.

“Great Prophet, you are the first guest of our tribe.”

Su Ming placed his hand on his forehead, and there was a slightly helpless expression on his face.

He had overlooked this point. The Orc tribe had nothing to do with hospitality at all. In fact, they were very xenophobic.

If Su Ming had not been strong enough, he might have already been placed on the Orcs’s barbeque rack.

“In short, I don’t care what you were like in the past, but now that you’ve joined my Alliance, you must do everything according to my will. Do you understand?”

There was no need to be too polite or beat around the bush when communicating with the Orcs.

He only needed to use the simplest words to express his thoughts.

Riel nodded repeatedly when he heard this.

Su Ming thought about it and asked, “What do you think of your name?”

As soon as he said that, Riel’s expression became excited.

“Great Prophet, I think it’s great! I’m the first person in our tribe to have a name! This is very befitting of my position as the leader!”

Su Ming nodded.

“But you have to be clear about one thing. Having a name is not your privilege, nor is it the privilege of a leader.”

“In the outside world, everyone has a name.”

“So, in the time to come, other than changing the environment of the tribe, you also need to give everyone in your tribe a name.”

Riel nodded in understanding.

However, he soon frowned.

“Great Prophet, have you thought of names for all of us?”

Su Ming was stunned for a moment, then shook his head in slight resignation.

“Do you think I have that much time to think of names for each and every one of your tribesmen?”

Riel chuckled and scratched the back of his head.

Su Ming brought out a book from his bag.

This was a complete collection of names that he had looked up on Baidu before he went offline.

After he went online, he wrote it into a book.

“There are many names in this book. You can name your people from it.”

“Oh right, when you name them, remember to distinguish between the gender. The names of men and women are not the same.”

Most of the names Su Ming copied from Baidu still had the explanation and meaning of the names, as well as whether they were more suitable for men or women.

It could be said that this was already a dummy’s guide to names.

In fact, Su Ming even felt that once he finished reading the book, Riel would be able to copy the book and name the people he would give birth to in the future.

Riel took the book and flipped through it for a while, his expression becoming more and more excited.

Su Ming cast him a glance and said, “So, do you understand what your mission is now?”

Riel nodded.

“I understand. I’ll sort out the situation in my tribe first, and then name all of my tribesmen.”

Su Ming also nodded. “Then I’ll be looking forward to your performance.”

“Remember, if I come back after a while and find that you’re not good enough.”

“It’s hard to say if you can continue being the leader of the Orc race.”

Riel was slightly startled at first, then his body trembled slightly, and he put on a fawning expression.

“Don’t worry, Prophet. I’ll definitely complete the task you gave me.”

Su Ming nodded and did not say anything else. Instead, he rode on Da Bai and led his Tree Demons and his Druid Army toward the valley of the fairies.

The change in the Orc clan would naturally take some time.

At the same time, there would be a lot of trouble in the process, and the Orcs would not be used to it.

However, Su Ming did not need to worry about these things.

As the leader of the Orcs, Riel should have the ability to deal with these problems.

And even if he could not handle it, at most, Su Ming would have to do it himself.

In any case, in a tribe like the Orc race, where strength was of utmost importance, it was a very simple matter to gain the right to speak and make others listen to him.

However, just as Su Ming was thinking about these questions, Da Bai suddenly stopped in its tracks.