Last Totem Novel - Chapter 7
Chapter 7 Farce
The crowd in the main hall of the Autonomous Society gradually dispersed. The people left behind should pack up their things and continue to do their work …
“Sister, I was worried that you would be taken advantage of by Saber Fang.” Tie Zha scratched his head awkwardly and explained to her. A few minutes ago, when Lena pulled him into the office, he immediately changed his appearance.
“And then?”
“Then I was so impulsive.” Tie Zha replied carefully.
“So …”
“So I killed Saber Fang, sister will be safe.”
You Ge stands at the side and can’t help but purse his lips and snicker. She did not expect such a bad person to have a nemesis, nor did she expect that those “then” and “hence” questions were learned here.
“What advantage can Saber Fang take from Big Sister? What danger can Big Sister face? Can someone who can’t even defeat you threaten Big Sister?” Lena asked a series of questions aggressively.
“Then what conditions did you agree to?” Tie Zha asked.
“If he wants to annex the two brothels on Old Street, he needs my permission. It’s not a big deal.” Lena stared at the iron slag, her slender eyes almost spitting out fire, “Look at you! You’ve messed up this place! Do you think this Tieshan Town’s autonomy will be your backyard or harem …”
“I’m injured” Tie Zha collapsed to the ground without warning, his expression extremely painful.
Lena’s expression changed as she hurriedly squatted down to take a look. There was a bullet hole on Tie Zha’s left shoulder and blood was still oozing out.
You Ge also comes over to take a look. Lena stretches out her hand to block her and says, “You are the one who caused the little demon to go to the side.”
“He was injured to protect you.” You Ge unwillingly pushes back.
“Yo ~ This little demon’s mouth is quite formidable.”
“You are the little demon. Your entire family is a little demon.”
Lena narrowed her eyes, her eyes shining with lightning. You Ge fearlessly greets her gaze, and the two of them look at each other like this … ‘
After a while …
“I’m still bleeding” Tie Zha couldn’t help but interrupt.
Lena came back to her senses and opened Tie Zha’s clothes to examine the wound. She found that the bullet had only pierced through the clothes on her shoulder and brushed her skin. There was only a small scratch.
“I just scratched my skin.” You Ge glances at it.
‘”Baby ~” Lena cried out in pain. She took a cat’s step to get the medicine kit and began to bandage Tie Zha’s bleeding. “You’re so badly injured. The little demon even said that you just scratched your skin. You really don’t have a conscience.”
“You … you are a Great Goblin!” You Ge retaliated.
The corner of Lena’s mouth curved into an arc as she straightened her chest towards You Ge. She looked at her underdeveloped chest and said, “Right, big sister is a big demon. What’s wrong? Little demon!”
You Ge blushes and is so anxious that he stutters, “You … you … you’re really … shameless.”
“Little … Little … Little Demon.” Lena said as she imitated You Ge’s tone.
“It’s so noisy!” Tie Zha roared impatiently.
“Yo ~ Baby is angry. It was all caused by the little demons.” “He is angry with you, not with me.” “My baby is clearly angry with you.” “There’s no logic in your words. He lost his temper after you finished speaking.” “It’s because you said he was just rubbing his skin that he lost his temper.” “I won’t blame you because your chest has absorbed all of your nutrients. Your brain has no nutrients, so your IQ is low.” “A woman’s intelligence is to distribute most of her nutrition to her chest. Why are you so stupid that you don’t even understand common sense?”
The two of them exchanged tit-for-tat words. The iron slag was sandwiched in the middle, resting with its eyes closed. It maintained a neutral attitude without any bias.
“Auntie, your skin is so dark.” You Ge avoids the topic of disadvantage and attacks Lena’s age and wheat skin instead. As she spoke, she flipped open her collar, revealing her tender white skin below her neck. “Before I met Auntie, I didn’t know I was so white.”
“Little girl, this generation is a healthy wheat color. You look as white as a sick cat.” As Lena retaliated, she lifted the hem of her jacket, revealing her wheat-colored abdomen. Her waistline was clearly visible, and her abdominal muscles were very beautiful. Her sexy umbilical cord was hidden in her abdominal white line, and she opened and closed slightly as she breathed. “My baby likes this color the most.”
“Whether you like it or not is not up to you.” “Yo ~ Could it be that you have the final say?” “Even if I don’t have the final say, you won’t have the final say.”
Very quickly, the flames of war continued onto the neutrals …
“Brother ~ Do you like black as charcoal or white as snow?” “Baby ~ Do you prefer healthy wheat or sickly pale? Do you prefer regular size or extra small size?” “Brother, do you like the size of a normal person or a monster?”
“Wait for me here.” Tie Zha said to You Ge as he pulled Lena into a corner and whispered, “I’m taking her to Sand City to sell. Sister, don’t argue with her. If you two continue arguing, it’ll be dark soon and you won’t be able to leave.”
“Then which one do you like?” Lena whispered in his ear.
“You.” After Iron Slag answered, Lena let him go with satisfaction. Afterwards, Tie Zha pulled You Ge out of the office quickly. You Ge even stuck out her tongue before leaving the room. While walking in the aisle, You Ge hugs his arm and asks, “Which one do you like?”
Tie Zha snorted coldly, “I don’t even like it.”
“Bad guy!” You Ge fiercely punched him.
The two of them walked into Dao Ya’s office and You Ge hurriedly covered her eyes. Knife Fang’s body and desk were split into two by a single knife. His upper body was dragged downstairs by the iron slag, and his lower body was still lying on the ground. Tie Zha got on the motorcycle, You Ge nimbly climbed up his back and hugged him tightly.
“Hold on!” As soon as Tie Zha finished speaking, the motorcycle rushed out and rampaged through the aisles, stairs, and lobby. The office hall that had just been tidied up instantly turned into a mess. The staff dared not say anything. After all, the lingering power of the iron slag was still there. No one wanted to be half of the corpse that had been trampled into mincemeat.
Lena stood by the wall and watched Tie Zha disappear from her sight through the window. She took a deep breath. Knife Fang had been the vice chairman of Tieshan Town for too long, and he had already forgotten his right position. A few days ago, he actually asked Lena to be his girlfriend. He thought that Lena had always been single. Since there was no one to consider, why not consider marrying him? They could work together to run the Iron Mountain Town Autonomous Council.
Facing such rude and even shameless demands, Lena wished she could kill him on the spot. However, as the chairman of the Autonomous Council, if she acted rashly and directly killed the vice chairman, Dao Ya, without any reason, she would definitely arouse the dissatisfaction of the people below. Therefore, she could only endure it for the time being and look for a suitable opportunity to make a move. Today, Saber Fang took the initiative to cause trouble and stared at her chest in front of everyone. She couldn’t bear it anymore, such a person had to die! While she was still hesitating about how to kill Saber Fang reasonably, Tie Zha rushed back to help her solve the problem. However, this was just a small episode, and there was still more trouble waiting for her. She was already 20 years old, and the Euclid family would soon marry her to someone as a bond of cooperation between the families.
Thinking of this, the eldest sister in charge of Tieshan Town couldn’t help but sigh and murmur, “Dear Little Tie Zha, quickly grow up and become a towering tree. Lena doesn’t have much time left …”
Ten minutes later, a motorcycle entered the highway leading to the Endless Sand Sea and sped northward. The old road was deserted, and he raised his eyes to look at the vast expanse. The scorching sun shone on the land that was beginning to desert. Transparent hot air was evaporating at the junction of heaven and earth, and the scenery in the distance was somewhat blurry and distorted. The withered yellow weeds grew scattered on both sides of the highway. When the motorcycle whistled past, it rolled up their withered leaves and followed the wind …
Tie Zha drove his motorcycle along the road at top speed. The strong winds brought a chill to the hot noon. You Ge straightens up with both hands on the back seat and sees her silver curly hair dancing in the wind.
“Yoho ~”
She cheerfully cried out, intoxicated by the pleasant breeze. Looking at the boundless wilderness, she swept away the haze of leaving home, and her mood became relaxed. Tie Zha wore a sandstorm mirror and half lay on the motorcycle, looking ahead with rapt attention. You Ge hugs him hard and shouts excitedly, “Hurry ~ Faster, I want to fly.”
“Hold on!” As soon as he finished speaking, Tie Zha pressed the red button on the handle.
[Red Comet, jet mode activated, currently 76% charged]
The six airbags were activated at the same time, and high-pressure air was sprayed out!
“Buzz buzz! Buzz buzz!” Under the power amplification, the speed of the motorcycle increased to the extreme, transforming into a meteor that charged forward …
[Energy consumption, 75% … Drop … 70% … Drop … 65% … Drop … 60% … Drop … 55% … Drop …]
[Warning, Charge Lower Than 50%]
When the iron slag heard the warning sound, it closed the airbag and the speed of the car slowly decreased.
“Ah ~ What’s wrong? I want more.” You Ge grabbed Tie Zha’s shoulder and shouted.
“The charge is too low. We need to save some energy for emergencies.”
“Your car is delicious.” You Ge says disappointedly.
“The parts are all old. It’s already pretty good to have this kind of performance.”
“I have a Harley 5 at home …”
“Full air cushion, 20 jet bags, rear rocket fuel propulsion, 2,000 horsepower vector engine, is that it?” Tie Zha exclaimed.
“It seems so. I don’t really understand. I only drove a few times.”
“Have you ever heard of a small nuclear furnace?” Tie Zha asked casually.
“Hmm … I’ve heard of one thing. It seems to be used to transform humans. It’s said that adding uranium at a time can operate for ten years.”
“Is it expensive? Is it hard to get?” Tie Zha asked.
“I don’t know. This should be cutting-edge technology, right? I’ll help you ask when I get back to Silver City 17.”
“Forget it” Tie Zha said in a deep voice, “We won’t meet again once we reach Sand City.”
“Why? Aren’t we friends?” You Ge whispers in his ear.
“We are not from the same world. We can’t be friends.” Tie Zha said indifferently, “When you arrive in Sand City, I will find you a well-intentioned rich man and ask him to pay your ransom. He will bring you back to Silver City No.17 in exchange for Lombar’s friendship and goodwill.”
“What if he sells me to another trafficker? Then what should I do?” You Ge says worriedly.
“No, the wealthy people in Sand City have countless connections with the people above them. If you’re not lying, they will definitely send you back.”
“Will you take me back?” You Ge lies on the back of the iron slag and mutters, “I only believe in you …”
Tie Zha remained silent as he lowered his head and drove the car, as if he did not hear her words.