Last Totem Novel - Chapter 61

Chapter 61 Ship Tickets
The next morning, Tie Zha went downstairs for breakfast and saw the boss sitting in the bar with tears on his face and sighing in pain.

“Wine is intestinal poison, intestinal poison” The boss muttered to himself, as if he was an old man who had experienced many vicissitudes of life.

“Hmm? Do you still do business?” Iron slag asked.

“Do … do it.” The boss replied subconsciously.

“Bacon and fried eggs, and wheat bread.”

“Alright” Although he said yes, after more than ten seconds, the boss was still in a daze of self-pity.

Tie Zha frowned and patted the bar, “Do you want to do it or not?”

The boss came back to his senses as if he remembered something. He patted his thigh and said, “Aren’t you going to cross the sea? There’s a captain here. Shall I introduce you to him?” Tie Zha nodded and the boss said, “Do you have enough money? It’s a big time to cross the sea.”

Iron slag took out the money bag from his waist and threw it on the bar counter. He asked, “Three hundred gold, is that enough?”

“Enough, enough!” The boss’s eyes lit up as he looked at the money bag. After a while, he regained his senses and ran up the second floor in three steps.

Taking advantage of the boss to call for help, Tie Zha grinned and opened the money bag to take a look. Then, he hung it back at his waist. Actually, there were only a few silver coins and a few hundred copper coins inside. When he came out of Tieshan Town, he only had a dozen gold coins on him. Along the way, all the fuel and food had been spent. Now, there was only about three gold coins of change left.

Not long after, the boss brought down a sleepy middle-aged man. The middle-aged man’s beard was pulled up and his mouth was full of curses. Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with the boss disturbing his sleep.

“So early in the morning, what business can there be? If you dare to lie to me, throw you into the sea to feed the fish.”

“No, no, big business.” “This is Captain Xia Yihan, who is famous for shaking the Black Sea,” the boss introduced to Tie Zha. Then he introduced to the captain, “This is a traveler from afar. He wants to cross the Black Sea to the snowy ice field.”

The captain yawned and said, “It’s the season to cross the sea. Only lunatics do that.”

“Three hundred gold.” After saying that, Tie Zha casually patted the bulging money pouch on his waist.

The captain’s expression suddenly froze. He narrowed his eyes and stared fiercely at Tie Zha. Tie Zha also stared at him without saying a word. The temperature at the scene instantly dropped by a lot. Just like that, the two of them stared at each other, and the bar owner beside them broke out in cold sweat, as if he would lose his life in the next second.

“I am crazy, brother. I guarantee that there is no one in the Black Sea who is more crazy than me.” The captain smiled without warning, and his smile was especially flattering and vulgar, even a little familiar.

“When can we set off?” Tie Zha asked calmly.

“It will take at least three days. The Fishdragon is still in the shipyard for repairs.” The captain looked at the money bag on Tie Zha’s waist and said, “Brother, shouldn’t you place a deposit before we set off?” The captain mumbled to himself that if he was a wealthy patron, he would just throw him into the sea to feed the fish halfway. This season, only a fool would cross the Black Sea.

Tie Zha had no money, so of course he didn’t want to pay a down payment, so he refused on the ground that “our rule is to pay when we get off the ship.” The captain’s eyes widened and he threatened, “Our rule here is to give half the deposit first. Those who break the rule have fallen into the sea to feed the fish.”

Following that, the two of them refused to give way to each other, and the negotiations quickly reached a deadlock. At this time, the bartender brought two glasses of ale and told them to sit down and talk. Tie Zha grinned and took the wheat wine cup. His expression suddenly changed and he suddenly exerted his strength!

With a “bang”, the glass glass was forcefully crushed by him! Pale yellow wine sprayed out from between his fingers, spraying the captain and the owner of the bar with their heads and faces.

“This” The owner of the bar involuntarily exchanged glances with the captain and remembered that he had kindly instructed the traveller last night. From the looks of it, it was simply a life-threatening act.

“Can we talk about it now?” Iron slag asked.

The captain nodded and said seriously, “Deal!”

Just like that, Tie Zha got a ticket to cross the sea …

That night, the captain brought his men to the bar to celebrate the big deal. However, this was just the beginning of the carnival. Every time they landed, they would find all sorts of excuses to party for several days. As a passenger and patron, Tie Zha was also invited. However, he didn’t like the noise and went back to his room after a few drinks.

Shortly after Tie Zha left, the bar door quietly opened and then quietly closed. The revelers didn’t notice that there was an uninvited guest in the bar …

In the middle of the night, the captain drank a lot of wine. He held the fat girl in his arms and shook her head and feet. In the blur, a delicate female voice sounded in his ears.

“Are you the legendary Lord Xia Yihan who runs through the Black Sea? I admire you so much ~”

“Of course.” The captain smiled and turned his head, but he was stunned when he saw the person clearly. At this moment, he was like a wax statue. The expression on his face had completely frozen, and he could only see his muscles twitching slightly.

The woman in front of him was in her twenties. She had a sweet appearance, exquisite facial features, and her eyes were filled with infatuation. She was dressed in a tight black leather coat with curved lines, and her chest was full. She opened the zipper of the leather coat, revealing a large patch of snow-white skin, and her figure was extremely tall. She was half a head taller than the captain.

‘”Captain, treat me to a drink, will you?” Said the woman. She hooked her arm around the captain, looking very intimate.

The captain, however, trembled and flashed to the side, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. “Why are you here? What brings you here?” It was unknown when there were more people behind him. This was already scary enough. It was obvious that they hadn’t just arrived. Instead, they quietly observed from behind for a long time before speaking. When he thought of this, cold sweat instantly penetrated his back.

The sailors in the carnival gradually noticed something unusual. When they saw the person coming, they were immediately silent as if they were dead. All of them subconsciously retreated, leaving a large space in the small bar.

“Poison … Poison …” Someone muttered absentmindedly. The woman swept her gaze over, and her cold gaze was like a sharp blade that sealed her throat, causing her voice to abruptly stop muttering to herself.

However, the captain was still the captain. He quickly regained his calm. He invited the woman to sit to the side and had the boss open a bottle of the best red wine. He personally poured the goblets and carefully handed them over. The woman took the glass and took a sip elegantly.

“How is it? The 30-year-old Sea Demon’s taste isn’t bad, is it?” Inquired the captain.

The woman didn’t say a word and just looked at the captain quietly. The captain was so uncomfortable that he instinctively glanced at the door, as if he was planning to run away.

‘”I heard ~” The woman smiled playfully. Then she leaned forward and leaned towards the captain, pointing at her chest. “I heard you dug out my heart and ate it. Is that so?”

The captain frowned and pretended to be puzzled. ‘Is that so? No way. It must be a misunderstanding. Aren’t you sitting here properly?’

“Oh ~ Is that so?” The woman seemed to be convinced.

“Who said that? I’ll immediately go and blow him up!” The captain swore.

“Kill and silence?” The woman asked.

“Misunderstanding, there must be some kind of misunderstanding.” The captain explained sincerely.

‘”Why don’t you go to your room and I’ll dig it for you?” The woman looked at the stairs on the second floor and said, “Why don’t you go to your room? It’s just the two of us, shall I dig it for you?”

The captain hurriedly waved his hand and said, “We’re all from the same family. There’s no need to be so polite.”

“Our own people?” The woman muttered to herself, “Where’s my Ichthyosaur?”

“Repair it in Dayan Shipyard. Fill it up and you can set off.” The captain rubbed his hands and said painfully.

“Oh ~ Really?” “Really.” “Then I’ll go pick up the boat now. Do you have any objections?” “Of course not.”

“Where’s my sailor?” As she spoke, the woman turned her head to look at the strong men squeezed in the corner.

“Poison … Long live Captain Yu Luo!” “The Black Sea Mermaid is the most powerful!” “She’s our captain!” “I am the most loyal sailor.” “I wipe the floor cleanest!” The sailors expressed their stance one after another.

After a few seconds, Xia Yihan became the commander of the Bare Rod. Of course, the first mate and Accountant followed him, because the new captain didn’t need the meat mountain deputy or the dog-headed military advisor.

Not long after, the beautiful new captain finished his glass of red wine in one gulp and got up to leave. When she reached the door, she turned to look at the old captain and said meaningfully, “The mate of the Fishdragon has always been empty for you. Come and find me if you can figure it out.”

“I am the captain! I can only be the captain! I will always be the captain!” The old captain, who had always been at a disadvantage, roared. However, the other party had already wriggled his buttocks and left, making him extremely hateful.

After the man left, the captain sighed deeply and sat in a daze in his chair. At this moment, the first mate and the accountant were also depressed. They had instantly fallen from pirates to raiders, and they felt that their status had greatly decreased. A pirate without a boat is like a tiger without a tooth, a man without a root, how can he live? As a result, Accountant Wu began to miss his career as a primary school teacher, while the first mate, Fat Cat, began to yearn for a better life in the grocery store. Apart from that, the owner of the bar also had a depressed expression, because the other party had not paid for the meals for the past two days …

After a long moment of silence, Accountant finally lost his composure and asked carefully, “What should we do?” The captain glanced at Accountant and wanted to say, “Sauce!” However, as the leader, his consciousness forced him to stop this thought. At this moment, he was the only one who could not say anything depressing.

“There are many ways. When the poisonous spider leaves, we can just go to the shipyard tomorrow and credit a boat.” The captain said casually.

“Your credibility” The mate warned worriedly.

The captain replied confidently, “My reputation has always been good.”

“Didn’t you kill her?” Accountant asked inappropriately, but he was indeed curious.

The captain cursed, “Kill her? Is something wrong with your brain? How can I be her opponent? She is an Advanced Evolution, a Golden Elementary Stage cultivator. Try it!”

“But that day, you clearly …” “Stupid, that day in Iceland, I coaxed her to sleep, and then I brought you guys to run quickly.”

Accountant and the mate rolled their eyes at the same time and were speechless for a moment.

At this time, the bartender interrupted. He said, “That girl is so beautiful. She looks so itchy. She even asked you to be her mate. She would definitely be interested in you. You would rather …” He originally wanted to say, “I’d rather have a fat girl.” But Lilith stood by the side, so he could only forcefully swallow her words back.

“What do you know!” The captain scolded.

“Right, what do you know!” Wu Congyun shouted as he pulled up the duck’s throat.

“Radish, you don’t understand. Don’t make a fuss about it.” The first mate said with a frown.

The three of them scoffed at the boss’s words. First of all, the person who liked to be admired naturally didn’t like to kneel and lick others. Secondly, that man and woman would definitely not be recognized by the Poisonous Spider Yu Luo. In the end, as the first mate, once the captain was gone, he could only clean the deck.

As a result, the owner of the bar who said the wrong thing almost got beaten up …