Last Totem Novel - Chapter 123
Chapter 123 Pick Up Girls
Huang Yu explained that there were about twenty houses on the banks of the Leng Lake, belonging to various clans and powers. It was heavily guarded, and there were guards patrolling all day long. When they encountered strangers, they would interrogate them, check their identities, and send people to follow them. Although it could not be said to be dangerous, it made people feel particularly uncomfortable.
Tie Zha nodded and said that he would definitely not wander there if he was fine. Huang Yu went on to introduce a few more places, which were basically the same as the materials Alice had picked out. In the end, Huang Yu pointed to a place and said, “This is our sacred land. It doesn’t matter if we don’t understand other places. We must feel this place clearly and clearly.”
Tie Zha fixed his eyes and saw that Huang Yu was referring to the area closest to Bamboo Cage Street. On the map, there was a sign-Egret Lake Street.
Huang Yu said that Egret Lake was the biggest dormitory area for girls in the academy, and the people living there were all girls from mediocre families. The boys on Bamboo Cage Street usually found girlfriends there. However, men are not allowed to enter Egret Lake unless there is a special reason. Such as repairing computers and installing a light bulb. Huang Yu suggested that Tie Zha take an electronic maintenance course as soon as possible. After passing the beginner exam, he would be able to get close to girls.
Tie Zha shook his head and said that he was here to study, not to pick up girls. Huang Yu glanced at him sideways, saying that he was too hypocritical. How could he not pick up girls when he came to study in an institution of higher learning? Then, Huang Yu asked what kind of subjects Iron Slag was studying. Iron slag said to fight alone, sociology, economics.
Huang Yu thought for a moment and said that the type of iron slag he chose was very strange. There was almost no connection between the three disciplines. Iron slag asked why? Huang Yu said: Learning to fight alone is to join garrisons everywhere, studying sociology is to become clerks everywhere, and studying economics is to become businessmen. There is very little connection between the three. Tie Zha said that the elders of War Bear Temple had chosen his subjects for him, and he didn’t know why.
Huang Yu said that this was no good. Even if all three subjects passed the exam, Tie Zha still wouldn’t get any qualification certificates even if he had enough credits. Huang Yu cited an example. If he wanted to obtain the Lower Grade Officer Qualification Certificate of the Ground Forces, he had to pass the Advanced Combat, Intermediate Mecha Control, and Beginner Command examinations. In order to obtain the Plane Explorer Qualification Certificate, one had to pass the exams of Senior Soldier Combat, Intermediate Mech Control, Advanced Field Survival Skills, and Beginner Space Distortion.
Then, Huang Yu enumerated various certificates, such as “Field Nurse/Certificate”, “Field Medical Officer Certificate”, “Special Forces Soldier Certificate”, “Plane Forces Intermediate Officer Certificate”, “Medium-sized City Junior Official Certificate”, “Aircraft Pilot Certificate”, “Stock Exchange Staff Certificate” and so on.
Tie Zha felt his scalp go numb. He had never gone to school or read. If it wasn’t for Cozan’s two years of teaching, he probably wouldn’t even be able to read a single word.
Tie Zha shook his head and threw the distracting thoughts out of his mind. Since he had come here, he would learn and understand the situation, and he would make plans in the future.
“Dudu … Dudu …”
At this moment, Tie Zha’s communicator suddenly rang. She opened it and took a look. It was Qin Ke’er’s request for a video call. Tie Zha hesitated for a few seconds before connecting.
“Stingy, let’s eat together tonight. I’ll treat you.” On the small screen of the communicator, Qin Ke’er smiled and said.
Huang Yu glanced over and exclaimed, “Wow, beauty!”
“Hi ~ Hello, are you Zhang Tie’s roommate?” Qin Ke’er asked. Huang Yu repeatedly said yes, and also said that he and Zhang Tie were good friends and good brothers. Qin Ke’er said that they could come over for dinner together and introduce the beauty to them. Huang Yu nodded excitedly like a chicken pecking at rice.
“Did I agree to go?” Seeing that the two of them were chatting happily, Tie Zha coldly said something that was neither salty nor light.
Qin Ke’er snorted and said that she would wait for them in the cafeteria of Bamboo Cage Street at six o’clock in the afternoon. Just as Tie Zha was about to refuse, the communicator let out a “beep” and the screen darkened. He opened it again and saw that the other party had already hung up the video call.
Iron Slag cursed inwardly and casually tossed the communicator onto the bed.
“This … this … such a beautiful girl, you are willing to refuse. Too … Too … Too … Too wasteful! If you don’t want it, just give it to me.” Huang Yu screamed as he twisted his body.
Seeing his roommate’s exaggerated expression and actions, Tie Zha suddenly remembered with evil interest what kind of expression he would have if he had rejected Big Sister and You Ge. In Tie Zha’s opinion, although Qin Ke’er was pretty good looking, she was still a little different from the first two.
Of course, this wasn’t to say that Qin Ke’er wasn’t good-looking. The main reason was because of the personal preference of the iron slag.
As the saying goes, vegetables and radishes have their own advantages.
After spending half a day together, Tie Zha felt a hint of disgust towards Qin Ke’er. Qin Ke’er’s mood was uncertain, sometimes warm and sometimes cold, making him feel especially uncomfortable. He was a simple and straightforward person. He was tired of thinking about things. Secondly, he likes girls who are full of vigor and vitality. As for Qin Ke’er, she was petite and exquisite, and her waist could be grasped with ease. Her soft and weak appearance was like a vase that would shatter at the touch of an eye.
He had always felt that he was a rough man and had always kept away from fragile products. Moreover, this fragile product looked down on him, disliking this and that, causing him to be extremely irritated.
“Come take a look at this.” Driven by some evil tastes, Tie Zha took off the chains and opened the pendant for Huang Yu to see.
Looking at the photo of Lena Euclid, Huang Yu was stunned for a moment. It wasn’t until Tie Zha put away the pendant and hung it back on his neck that he came to his senses.
“How is my fianc é e?” Tie Zha asked proudly. Perhaps it was because Qin Ke’er had looked down on her yesterday, which hurt her self-esteem. Therefore, when facing this new roommate, he couldn’t help but feel vain.
“I also have a fianc é e.” Huang Yu said disdainfully. Then, he took out his wallet and took out a photo to show to the iron slag. Tie Zha looked carefully. The woman in the photo was indeed pretty. Although she couldn’t compare to Lena, she wasn’t far off.
“Is this your fianc é e?” This time, it was Tie Zha’s turn to be shocked. He thought to himself that this western continent’s beauty was like a cloud. Any random one of them would be a big beauty.
“I also have star photos.” Huang Yu patted the iron slag on the shoulder and said, “You’re so loyal. You’re actually made into a pendant that hangs around your neck.”
“No … she’s not a star. She’s really my fianc é e.” Iron slag said.
“Yeah, I also have a fiancee.” Huang Yu raised the photo and said.
“I’m serious” Iron Slag said powerlessly.
“I believe.” Huang Yu grinned, revealing an expression of “I know you”.
Tie Zha wasn’t the kind of person who was greedy for vanity and liked to show off. However, at this moment, he felt unspeakable grievances. He only wanted to let out a long howl at the sky to vent the frustration in his heart.
Stolen chickens couldn’t eat rice, and he had to compensate his husband and compromise his troops. This was probably what he was feeling right now.
“We are all commoners. Just think about some things. Don’t take it too seriously.” Huang Yu earnestly advised, “We have an old saying in the Far East, ‘Watch the food and eat, tailor-made clothes.” Huang Yu muttered, “Don’t think about those unrealistic ones, right? A beauty of this level isn’t something we can hope for, is it? Even ordinary Silver City nobles don’t have a chance, let alone us …”
“Yes!” In order to stop Huang Yu’s wordlessness, Tie Zha admitted it. It was useless to explain anyway.
“You see, tonight is an opportunity. We must proceed from reality and seize the opportunity before us.” Huang Yu hugged Tie Zha’s shoulder and said, “Qin Ke’er is no worse than those stars. Brother, take good care of her!”
“You know her?” Tie Zha couldn’t help but ask, at the same time avoiding to the side. He instinctively disliked people hugging his shoulder.
“One of the top ten beauties of Egret Lake, Qin Ke’er, the life-preserver of the Fire Horn Temple. Everyone here knows her.” Huang Yu gave a thumbs up and said.
Hearing her roommate’s words, Tie Zha recalled Qin Ke’er’s smiling face. For some reason, her mind suddenly became bright and moving.
“You need to feel the love and hatred in this world. You need to see the lights and walk through the world of flowers …” Cozan’s words still rang in his ears. “You need to feel the love and hatred in this world. You need to see the lights and walk through the world of flowers.” For a moment, he fell into deep thought.
Actually, he didn’t know what love was and what love was. Lena had only taught him to possess, to possess whatever he liked, roughly so. Perhaps he really should experience this wonderful feeling.
However, did he like Qin Ke’er? Will Qin Ke’er like him? All of this was unknown. However, it seemed like he could give it a try. Wasn’t the love described in the book the feeling of being indifferent and worried about the gains and losses?
Thinking of this, Tie Zha asked Huang Yu for advice. If he wanted to pursue a girl, what should he do?
“Coax her to be happy. As long as she smiles, you will be more than half successful.” Huang Yu rubbed his chin and said.
Tie Zha couldn’t help but think of Qin Ke’er’s words, “Seeing that you’re unhappy, I’m especially happy.”
This …
Thinking of this, Tie Zha’s entire body was in a bad mood.
“Is there any other way?” Iron Slag asked.
Huang Yu said, “Give her a present. Care for her. Ask her if she’s dressed.”
“Can I go out without clothes?” Tie Zha asked.
Huang Yu patted his forehead and explained, “I mean, if it’s cold, ask her if she’s dressed enough. Is it warm?”
“The problem is, it’s not cold now.” Tie Zha reminded.
“Actually, I don’t really understand …” Huang Yu sighed and said, “Why else would I be a bachelor now?”
“What about gifts? What?” Iron Slag asked again.
‘”Well… I heard those people who have girlfriends say…” Why don’t you give them expensive things? Girls like expensive things, or give them the right things. If a girl is missing something, she’ll give them to her. ” Huang Yu said uncertainly.
“Is that what she meant by sending pillows when she wants to sleep?” Tie Zha asked.
“Right, right, right! That’s what I meant.” Huang Yu gave a thumbs up.
“What if she is short of money and I have no money?” Tie Zha asked again.
“This … this … this …” Huang Yu held back for a long time, unable to utter a single word …