Invincible Uncle-Grandmaster Novel - Chapter 84

Chapter 84: The Wind Sure Is Strong Today

“Ahhh! I’m going to kill you!”

Zhang Jichen seemed to have gone crazy as he instantly released all his spirit energy in an attempt to grab Tam’s tongue.

However, Tam’s tongue was extremely agile. No matter how Zhang Jichen struggled, he kept getting licked in the butt and could not fight back.

In the blink of an eye, Zhang Jichen’s entire pants were wet, looking exceptionally stinging to the eyes.

Zhang Jichen almost collapsed. Where did his master get this perverted frog from? Why did it like to lick people so much? And why did it choose strange places to lick?

“I’ll kill you!”

The angry Zhang Jichen gathered all his spirit energy into his lower body. Then, just as Tam’s tongue was about to lick his butt again, a ball of flame was suddenly spat out!

Pfft.

A flame shot out from Zhang Jichen’s buttocks and instantly pushed him forward!

The pitiful Zhang Jichen did not expect this spirit energy to have such a huge impact. He immediately lost control of his body and fell from the sky, his head inserted into the ground far away like a javelin.

Fortunately, his efforts were not in vain. Although this method seemed comical, it successfully burned Tam’s tongue. It hurt so much that Tam jumped up and down and cried out in pain.

Witnessing this scene, Bai Ye and Qin Jue were both dumbfounded by the unexpected outcome.

Soon, Zhang Jichen pulled himself out of the ground and laughed with a dusty face. “Hahaha, serves you right!”

Tam was furious and rushed towards Zhang Jichen. Seeing this, Bai Ye hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him. “Alright, the battle is over.”

Zhang Jichen was clearly not Tam’s match. After all, the difference between the two was clear, so there was no point in continuing the battle.

Although Tam was very angry, it did not dare to disobey Bai Ye’s orders and could only obediently stop.

“This is the last time. In the future, you are not allowed to lick anyone anymore, understand?” Bai Ye said solemnly.

“Yes, Master.” Tam nodded reluctantly.

At the same time, Zhang Jichen also realized that this abnormal frog was actually a Heaven Stage fiend beast!

“Even a frog is stronger than me. No, I have to cultivate diligently!”

Zhang Jichen’s eyes burned with flames. One day, he would make the frog repay the humiliation he had suffered today ten or even a hundred times over!

Thinking of this, Zhang Jichen turned around and left, preparing to enter seclusion to cultivate.

“Sigh, it seems like this matter has greatly agitated him.”

Bai Ye sighed.

Qin Jue :”…”

Nonsense, of course it would. You would have the same reaction if it happened to you!

“Forget it, forget it. I’ll go refine some pills. When I attend the Brilliance City Banquet in two days, I can give the pills to the other sect leaders as gifts.”

Qin Jue: “???”

Are you sure you won’t be killed by this?

Bai Ye clearly didn’t know his limits. Ever since he had used the Wuji Saint’s Essence Soul to refine a medicinal pill, Bai Ye’s confidence had soared. He had already considered himself a pill refinement master.

“Junior Brother, you should learn to refine pills when you have the time. Only pill refinement is the romance of men.”

Bai Ye said earnestly, “With me teaching you, I believe that it won’t be long before you become as powerful as Senior Brother.”

Qin Jue :”…”

I rather not…

On this night, Qin Jue was woken up by the deafening explosion again, but he was already used to it. He directly set up a barrier outside the main hall and then went to sleep.

The next day, before dawn, there was a violent knock on the door.

“Who is it?”

Qin Jue stretched lazily and groggily opened his eyes. He went to the courtyard and opened the door.

“Uncle-Master, bad news!”

Wu Ying said anxiously.

In the past, Zhang Jichen would be the one to inform Qin Jue if anything happened, but now, because Zhang Jichen was in closed-door cultivation, it was Wu Ying’s turn.

“What is it?”

Qin Jue frowned slightly.

“Master was severely injured by the explosion yesterday and is trapped in the main hall!”

“What?”

Qin Jue was stunned for a moment and thought that he had misheard, but then he remembered that he seemed to have set up a barrier outside the main hall last night.

Could it be because of that?

The two of them didn’t have the time to think too much about it. They quickly arrived outside the main hall, only to see that more than half of the originally grand hall had collapsed and black smoke was billowing. It no longer looked like an immortal’s palace.

What was even more strange was that this black smoke seemed to be unable to fly out of the hall’s range and could only wander nearby, vaguely forming a terrifying skull.

Bai Ye was sitting on the ground in ragged clothes, his face expressionless, as if he had just run out of a coal mine. His aura was dispirited and extremely miserable.

Seeing Qin Jue, Bai Ye’s originally gray eyes suddenly burst out with a strong light. Coupled with his pitch-black face, it looked especially comical.

“Junior Brother, you’re finally here!”

Bai Ye shouted excitedly. He immediately got up and wanted to rush over, but his head slammed into an invisible wall. He gritted his teeth in pain.

“Senior Brother, what’s wrong?”

Qin Jue waved his hand and removed the barrier, pretending to be at a loss.

“…”

“Speak! Did you do it?”

Sensing that the barrier in front of him had disappeared, Bai Ye gritted his teeth and questioned.

He wasn’t an idiot, so how could he not understand what was going on? Moreover, in the entire Xuanyi Mountain Sect, only Qin Jue could do something like this.

“Ah? Senior Brother, what are you talking about? I don’t understand.”

Qin Jue still had an innocent expression.

Bai Ye :”…”

At this time, he finally understood how Zhang Jichen felt last night. If it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t win against Qin Jue, he probably would have rushed up and beaten Qin Jue to death.

“Sigh.”

Sighing, Bai Ye looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, revealing a depressed expression.

The wind sure is strong today[1.A chinese meme, typically used after a long awkward pause.]…

“Senior Brother, what’s wrong?”

Qin Jue asked again.

“…”

After a moment of silence, Bai Ye faintly said, “Last night, I was refining pills when my spirit energy suddenly went out of control. Due to the special nature of the medicinal herbs, once it exploded, it would produce extremely great power. Therefore, I planned to throw it out of the Xuanyi Mountain Sect before the furnace exploded.”

“So I carried the pill furnace and prepared to leave.”

At this, Bai Ye’s fingers trembled. “Then I realized that I couldn’t get out…”

Qin Jue :”…”

“I tried all kinds of methods, but none of them worked…”

“Because of the small space, the surrounding spirit qi was attracted when the furnace exploded. The explosion was blocked by the barrier and could not be dispersed, so it was contained within the barrier.

“Now do you understand?”

“…”

After listening to Bai Ye’s explanation, Qin Jue didn’t know how to answer. He didn’t expect that the barrier he casually set up would cause so many chain reactions. It could be imagined how desperate Bai Ye must have been when he realized that he couldn’t get out last night.

Fortunately, Bai Ye’s cultivation was deep and had already reached the peak of the Heaven Stage. Otherwise, there probably wouldn’t even be scraps left behind.

“Pfft.”

Spitting out a mouthful of blood, Bai Ye’s face turned as pale as paper. Then, he raised his head to look at the sky again, filled with depression.

Qin Jue wasn’t sure if Bai Ye was thinking about life or doubting it.