I'm A Baller - Chapter 70
Chapter 70: You Guys Are Too Inexperienced
“What bet?!”
The most curious and excited one was definitely Reyi Nawu.
Lin Weiwei waved her small hand. “Let’s play a game of Planning. We’ll play 13 rounds, and the loser will drink a glass of wine each round. In the end, whoever hits 13 points first will win. The winners will decide what the losers should perform for us!”
Swoosh!
Wang Yan’s eyes suddenly became philosophical, and they were extremely deep.
“Miss Di Wu’s performance?” thought Wang Yan.
“I like it!”
Reyi Nawu and Fu Yushi didn’t have any objections. Come on! Would the girls of Di Wu be afraid of performing?
“How do we split the teams?”
“We’ll draw lots.”
In the end, Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei were in one team, and Reyi Nawu and Wang Yan were in another.
Wang Yan felt his heart sunk, knowing he would lose.
He immediately protested, “I haven’t played this game, and you’re even pairing me up with Reyi Nawu. You are just screwing me over!”
Before Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei could say anything, Reyi Nawu had already exploded in indignation.
“What’s wrong with teaming up with me?! What’s with your expression?!”
“What do you think?” thought Wang Yan.
“Do you have any idea how low your IQ is?”
“If you object as well, you might get to rely on Fu Yushi or Lin Weiwei to tank the game. That way, you would at least have a chance of winning, right?” Wang Yan thought to himself angrily.
“Why do you have to drag me down with you?!”
Wang Yan was totally pissed off, but he was alone in his objections and had to team up with Nawu in the end.
“HMPH! Even if I lose, I have to drag you down with me!”
Nawu rolled up her sleeves. She looked energetic as though she was going to do something huge.
Next, they played two games in which the three of them taught Wang Yan the rules.
Planning was a very simple poker game that was popular in all the universities north of the Yellow River. Back when smartphones were not particularly prevalent, one would be considered having an incomplete university experience if he had not played Planning in his dorm.
With Wang Yan’s current intelligence, he learnt very quickly. After two rounds, he already had a good grasp of the rules.
He could direct the rhythm of the game. As long as Nawu’s cards were good enough, he still stand a chance.
Sure enough, when the game officially began, there were winners and losers in every round. They drank one glass after another.
However, nearing the end of the game, Wang Yan’s cards began to get worse. He watched all kinds of performances from the other side. In less than two minutes, he was beaten 13 to 8.
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi threw their cards down and jumped up in excitement.
“Oh Yeah! Come on, baby! Take your punishment!”
Wang Yan and Nawu looked at each other and held their heads up. “Fine. What do you want us to perform?”
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi huddled together and muttered for a long time, laughing evilly occasionally.
That was so f*cking mean!
“Watch carefully…”
Lin Weiwei pulled Fu Yushi to the wall and warned Wang Yan, “You must perform according to our requirements!”
First, Fu Yushi stood against the wall.
Then, Lin Weiwei raised her long leg and placed her foot on the wall beside Fu Yushi’s face.
Her leg was very straight.
Then, Lin Weiwei reached out her hand and with a hooked finger lifted Fu Yushi’s chin. She asked with a mischievous smile, “Hey, little lady, which family are you from?”
Fu Yushi crossed her arms across her chest and shivered. She looked pitiful, weak, and helpless.
“I, I am the daughter-in-law of the Little Five family at the east end of the village. What, what are you going to do?”
“Hiahiahia!”
Lin Weiwei laughed wildly. Her left hand touched Fu Yushi’s waist and stroked it back and forth.
“What do you think? Little lady, do you like being touched like this?”
Fu Yushi continued to look pitiful, weak, and helpless. She cried and shook her head, “No! Don’t do this to me! I’m scared…”
“PFFT!”
“Hahaha!”
There might have been more lines after that, but when Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei looked at each other, they couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
“Alright, that’s it for now!”
The two girls came back confidently and asked Wang Yan, “Have you memorized the lines?”
Wang Yan was about to nod when Fu Yushi waved her hand, “It’s alright, I’ll write it down for you on paper. Go! Get Ready!”
Wang Yan turned around and saw Reyi Nawu rolling up her sleeves and looking all excited.
“Wow, this is fun! You guys must record it!”
“Don’t worry!” Lin Weiwei smiled evilly and raised her phone, “I’ve already prepared for it!”
Wang Yan was speechless.
“So the three of you were in cahoots! You all set me up!” thought Wang Yan.
After memorizing her lines, Nawu dragged Wang Yan and rushed to the wall.
“Come on, dude, stand properly!”
“Wait…”
Wang Yan grabbed Nawu’s ponytail.
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi immediately protested, “Whoa, are you trying to deny your defeat? You’re a sore loser, aren’t you, Mr. Moneybags?”
“Who says I’m a sore loser?” Wang Yan snorted coldly and raised his head proudly. “I’ll act as the bully!”
“Ah?!”
The three girls looked at each other and then laughed evilly.
“Sure!”
“However, you have to put your leg up!”
“You must do a leg kabedon! Don’t hurt your… you-know-what!”
Reyi Nawu smiled and leaned against the wall. She threw a flirtatious glance at him, obviously trying to provoke them.
“Come on. Do it!”
Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi raised their phones and giggled non-stop.
Lin Weiwei was the worst. She was half-squatting, obviously trying to capture the moment when Wang Yan crashed to the ground.
Wang Yan looked at them one after another with a cold expression. He could barely hold back the evil laughter in his heart.
“You want to see me make a fool of myself?” he thought evilly.
“You guys are too inexperienced!”
“Nawu, are you ready?” Wang Yan asked.
Nawu was still laughing recklessly. She raised her chin and kept provoking him, “Come on!”
“Heh, I’m coming alright. Watch closely!” Wang Yan thought.
Wang Yan cleanly lifted his left leg and stepped on the wall beside Nawu’s face. He did that 170-degree split with great ease.
Lin Weiwei’s phone fell from her hand and landed on the carpet with a thud.
With a swoosh, Reyi Nawu’s big eyes were wide open and went blank in shock. She was completely dumbfounded.
“Eh?!”
Fu Yushi’s small mouth turned into an “O” shape. Her two straight eyebrows suddenly drooped down, and she looked embarrassed.
Wang Yan laughed evilly. He reached out and lifted Nawu’s chin with his finger. He asked wickedly,” Hey, little lady, which family are you from?”
“I, I, I…” Nawu stammered.
Nawu completely forgot her lines.
It was understandable. Anyone else would be in shock.
But Wang Yan would not let go of her so easily.
“Can’t remember your lines?” he thought.
“It doesn’t matter. Watch me improvise!”
“Yo! Little lady, does your heart beat wildly when you see such a handsome man like me?”
While laughing sinisterly, he used his index finger to scratch Nawu’s chin. He even moved his face closer by five centimeters.
“Ah!”
Nawu was so frightened that she shrieked. Her whole body shrank and she lost her balance. With a plop, she fell onto the carpet on her butt.
Wang Yan’s supporting foot was not hit directly, but it slid forward with Nawu.
Wang Yan’s heart skipped a beat. He hurriedly took a step back and reached out to support Nawu.
“Little lady, you’re too lame to do cosplay with me!”
He was bantering to the end. Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi were so angry that they ground their teeth and wanted to pounce on him and bite him.
Nawu, on the other hand, completely lost her arrogance from before.
