I'm A Baller - Chapter 210
Chapter 210: Four Protect One
Being hot-tempered could not solve the problem, but it could solve Like Jade and Li Nuo Yi.
He labeled these two goods as “waiting to be beaten up” first and continued to wait for other people’s messages.
The young flight attendant of China Southern Airlines, Yu Miao, was obviously off work today. She was still flirting with Wang Yan earlier, so she was the second to reply.
“Me? It should be my body shape and foreign language, right? I’m currently waiting to be transferred to an international flight. I took my own test for English level 6!”
Eh? !
This was useful!
English was a pain in this rich brother’s ass. It was really embarrassing to speak English with some words like Upupdowndown. It was rather romantic to mutter a few sentences at home.
But the problem was… her most amazing thing was her body or English?
I’m better than you in body!
……
The third reply was from Lu Yitian.
“Little brother, I’m very good at yoga! Eagle pose, seated angle pose, Shiva’s divine pose… all of them are fine!”
What the hell was this? !
There was no use, pass pass!
Just as he was about to pull it out, Lu Yitian suddenly sent him a picture.
“Look at my god Shiva! How is it? Hehe…”
F*ck!
I take back what I said before… uh, it’s very useful for you to practice it.
Wang Yan looked at the wonderful picture and felt a strange throbbing, as if… Some divine beast had secretly raised its pincers.
“It’s okay.”
With a cold and indifferent reply, the upright Wang decided to be a good person.
Immediately after, Bai Zijiao and Tang Butian replied at the same time.
Jiao Zi replied, “So it’s my specialty? I’ve been dancing ballet and playing the piano since I was a child, but I’m still an in both of them… Why are you asking this?”
The piano is useful, but you’re an amateur… forget it, forget it, pass!
Tiantian was even more modest.
“I know a thing or two about the piano, chess, calligraphy, and painting. The ones who are good at it should be calligraphy and painting. (Shy) Are there any activities that need to be performed?”
Tsk, look at her. Calligraphy and painting, how classy are she?
However, Director Wang still felt that it was not enough, as if something was missing.
Senior Li Shuyun seemed to be very busy. It was a very rare simple reply, just two words —
“Drawing.”
“Got it. You do your thing.”
Porsche saleswoman Huang Yan was quite fun. She replied, “The best? My best skill is memorizing numbers. I can remember the phone number of someone for at least a year!”
Okay, okay, you’re good. Bye bye!
Wang Yan purposely deleted the Ye Yingying that he had just met from the group chat.
Their relationship was not that close, so it was not appropriate.
After asking around, there was no skill that Wang Yan was particularly interested in.
For those who expressed doubts, the young master replied in unison.
“There’s a good thing. I’m going to pick a lucky person.”
…….
Brother Dog, are you a devil? !
However, everyone did not think so. They all thought that young master Wang was an angel.
Lu Yitian: “Wow! I’m looking forward to it!”
Really?
When you said that, I really wanted to see your expression when you personally picked up the pancake roll with scallions.
Li Nuoyi: “Then when will you come and play with me? I’ve been free recently.”
Play your head, I’m busy!
Wang Yan: “I’m already lucky enough! But if you really don’t have anything good to give, I’m not picky… Hehehe!”
Well, there were a lot of good things. Just you wait.
Yu Miao said, “I’m in ShenZhen. I have two days off today and tomorrow. Can I be your lucky person in time?”
You can make it in time. If you tell me your location, the delivery will be quick!
Tiantian: “(* ^ ▽ ^ *)”
Jiaozi: “You don’t have to be too lucky. Just 520 red packets will do, Hmph”
… Damn Loulou’s big mouth!
Wang Yan subconsciously glanced at Loulou. Then, he turned around to look at Like Jade thoughtfully. An interesting idea suddenly popped up in his mind…
Hehe!
……
After squawking for a while, there was still no reliable skill. Wang Yan had to reconsider the way he used it.
In fact, if the pancake roll increased four basic attributes, strength, agility, physique and intelligence, then there was no need to hesitate at all. He could just give it to Liu Li and it would be over.
However, the three external points, face, figure, and special were obviously not that important.
Uh, to be exact, they were not important to Liu Li.
The 30,000 external points were nothing in Wang Yan’s eyes.
She was the most unique one, the white moonlight in Wang Yan’s heart. She was the anchor of a small boat in a big wave. No one could compare to her status.
If it was not for a moment of impulse, Wang Yan would never have checked her points.
Liu Li was just that special.
Of course, if it was + 5 instead of + 1, he would have to give it to 30,000.
Only + 1 points each…
That was it.
It wasn’t like there wouldn’t be opportunities in the future. Who knew how many skills the system had?
Therefore, the most cost-effective way to use it was to add a new skill, preferably a master-level skill.
[ You must invite a girl above 90 points to enjoy it with you. ]
[ Card time limit: 30 minutes. ]
The description was very clear. Within 30 minutes, the selected target would eat the sacllions at the same time. Whoever could finish it, they would get the reward.
Wang Yan definitely had no problem, but that girl was very troublesome.
A whole scallion was not something that any random girl could finish.
Moreover, just eating it was still not enough. She had to have a special skill that was meaningful.
What if she didn’t know anything and was best at acting cute, or even wearing a bra with one hand..
F*ck, just thinking about it was scary!
………..
Currently, the highest skill level was definitely 30,000.
Her outstanding professional level was only one step away from the best.
However, classical dance, especially the Han and Tang classical dance, or even the female lead’s Han and Tang classical dance…
It was f*cking useless!
The value of a skill was far inferior to the universal calligraphy and painting, even if it was just an ordinary expert level painting.
However, Liu Li’s existence provided Wang Yan with a new thought —
If he wanted to find a good skill, he had to go to a specialized academy.
There would always be a small number of gifted children in the world who were both beautiful and talented.
Classical dance was useless, but singing skills were useful, right?
Calligraphy, painting, piano, foreign language, photography, riding, skiing, coding…
There were too many useful skills. As long as he weighed the [usage] and [level] in balance, he would definitely be able to find a particularly valuable target for replication.
For now… Don’t be anxious.
Since the storeroom was a little empty, he might as well keep it for now.
After making up his mind, he was just about to listen to the lecture when He Miaomiao sent him a belated reply.
“The best? There’s no such thing as the best. I’m so good at so many things. Do I have to tell you all of them one by one? Tch!”
This was a typical person who didn’t like to be criticized.
He had to satisfy her!
Wang Yan immediately typed a reply. “So, how did you get into the Star City Normal University’s examination? You did exceptionally well in the college entrance examination, right?”
Teacher He was irascible online.
“You’re stupid! That’s why you don’t understand. There are limits to a person’s talent. It just so happens that I’m not very good at studying!”
“Oh, you’re a bad student.”
These three words and two punctuation points nearly made He Miaomiao jump up and kick the wall.
“Get lost! Don’t think about your watermelon anymore. I rather smash it than give it back to you!”
Wang Yan calmly replied. This time, he added four more words.
“You’re a scumbag who doesn’t keep your word.”
Seven or eight emojis exploded, and all kinds of hammer bombs exploded and a 40-meter-range Kamehameha.
Wang Yan smiled evilly and ignored her.
So what if I don’t expect you?
I have so many options!
However, he was still a little curious. What was He Miaomiao, who was especially interesting and arrogant, good at?
…..
After clearing his mind, Wang Yan began to listen to the class seriously.
Studying well was a decision he made early on.
What exactly was the use of calculus? It was not in Wang Yan’s consideration at all. The main thing was still to enrich herself.
For a tycoon who never lacked money, what kind of knowledge had practical use?
There really wasn’t a category that was particularly necessary.
There was no job that had to be done by his own hand. There was no need to have a strong purpose in learning any knowledge. There was no need to think about job hunting, application, salary, and development.
Therefore, Wang Yan could instead return to the true nature of learning — seeking knowledge.
With a thought, the young master wrote two lines of words on the book page in neat regular script writing.
The road ahead is long and far. I will search for it from top to bottom.
The emotion that drove Qu Yuan to write this sentence was grief and indignation. Qu Yuan’s goal was not to seek knowledge, but to cultivate himself. What he expressed was a fuller, more vigorous, and more magnificent pattern of life.
And Wang Yan’s understanding was even purer.
If you don’t know, then ask. If you don’t know, then learn.
With such a mentality, Wang Yan soon felt the charm of calculus and completely immersed himself in the book and teaching.
Before class ended, he did two exercises and pondered over the sentence “The geometric meaning of the derivative is the slope of the tangent line” for a while. He began to look forward to tomorrow’s “College algebra and geometry”.
Mathematics was very interesting.
The interesting part was that it could bring out the meaning of existence of a high IQ.
Looking at the scratching Dutch Bean, as well as Like Jade and Squirrel who had completely given up on therapy, director Wang was in a great mood.
Sigh, it was a pity that the system came late. Otherwise, to get into Tsinghua and Perking University would have been as easy as taking off one’s pants…
It was almost five o’clock when class ended. Wang Yan was about to have dinner with the idiots when he was grabbed by the vice class monitor, Loulou.
“Class monitor, the freshmen party is on November 11th. The program of our class hasn’t even come out yet. Aren’t you a little worried?”
“F*ck, F*ck, F*ck…”
Wang Yan raised his hand in surrender. Then, he grabbed Like Jade by the back of his neck and pushed him to Loulou’s side.
“Leave the male students’ program to Shouzhong. If he can’t fulfill your request, feel free to beat him to death!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately wanted to escape.
The girls not far away started to jeer.
“Class monitor, you’re irresponsible!”
“That’s right, all the girls in the class are waiting for you to take the responsible… Hahaha!”
When there were more women gathered together, they were would become hooligans.
But would director Wang be afraid of this?
He immediately glared at them. “How about I personally go onstage and sing a song for all of you? Tonight’s self-study session will be an audition, and all of you will be the judges!”
In an instant, all of them were wiped out.
All of them were like quail, not even daring to look at each other.
Director Wang retreated arrogantly.
Loulou, who was left behind, widened her eyes in shock as she faced the excited and eager Wang Shouzhong.
…..
After a full meal, he was full of vigor.
The first year of Star Teacher University was a little unlucky — he had to attend self-study sessions at night.
There weren’t many teachers keeping an eye on him in class, and the counselors might not even go there once a week. However, they had to take attendance and roll call.
They could do whatever they wanted. Anyway, they had to sit in the classroom. It would start at 6:30 pm and end at 8 pm.
So Wang Yan couldn’t go anywhere. He had to stay in the classroom obediently.
It just so happened that the freshmen party was about to start. The girls were discussing about what programs to put on, who should and souldn’t go on stage. Wang Yan was reading in the corner.
The two hours of fixed reading time had long been used up. However, with the fast reading skill, it was effortless for him to read professional books.
No one dared to provoke him.
The previous threats were still vivid in their minds. Everyone was afraid that the class monitor would go up on stage and sing a song if they didn’t get along.
It was quiet until the evening self-study. Everyone rushed to the dormitory, rushing back to start the night.
Passing by the female dormitory, Wang Yan suddenly remembered his melon.
He grabbed Dutch Potato and Like Jade to walk around the playground with him.
Why didn’t he go to the female dormitory to guard it?
He was afraid to go.
The three boys were weak, pitiful, and helpless in the midst of the tide of thousands of girls.
Wang Yan strolled around the field chilly and dialed He Miaomiao’s number.
“Little Fairy, is class over?”
The melon was in her hands, so it wouldn’t hurt to be polite.
He Miaomiao was very arrogant. “Hmph! A weasel paying a new year’s visit to a chicken. Just by listening to your voice, I can imagine your dog head!”
I’ll tolerate it!
Wang Yan’s smile was particularly generous, kind, and gentle. “Oh, you’re still angry? How is it? Is Ii sweet?”
He Miaomiao subconsciously licked her lips and looked left and right. She felt a little guilty.
Seeing this, her left protector Little A whispered, “Creditor?”
He Miaomiao nodded.
Right protector Little B immediately clenched her fists. “Follow the original plan. Stall for a while. Hold On!”
He Miaomiao nodded with a bitter face.
Then Little B rushed to the school gate.
He Miaomiao took a deep breath and snorted coldly. “It’s, it’s alright… It’s not as sweet as the neon watermelons I used to eat!”
Aiyo, it’s really harsh for you to compare the watermelons that are so far away.
Wang Yan held back her laughter and asked, “Alright, you can buy the watermelons yourself in the future. After we settle today’s debt, we’ll part our ways and not owe each other anything. Is that alright?”
“How can that be? !”
He Miaomiao blurted out and immediately began to regret it.
Aiya, be more reserved, little fairy!
Fortunately, with the support of many years of experience being pursued, she quickly found a reason to continue.
“How are you going to settle the debt for scolding me this afternoon?”
“What did I scold you about?”, Wang Yan asked calmly.
“You scolded me for being a bad student!”
“So are you? If you are, then I’m just telling the truth.”
“You… You bully people! Sob…”
“Then what should we do?”
“You apologize!”
“Then how do you apologize to make you satisfied?”
“Well… let me think… Why don’t you compensate me with your melon!”
“Eh? Didn’t you eat that melon already?”
“Yeah, so… Ya! You, you, you, how did you know?”
He Miaomiao was shocked and almost dropped her phone.
Wang Yan chuckled and continued to ask, “So you’re talking to me here to stall for time and prepare to buy another one?”
He Miaomiao felt like she had seen a ghost. How did that guy know everything?
She didn’t know what to say, so she stuttered.
“I… Didn’t… er… that, that…”
“Sigh, you disappoint me too much…”
Wang Yan sighed and immediately hung up the phone.
As soon as he put down the phone, he couldn’t hold it in anymore. He covered his mouth and kept laughing.
Why was this girl so funny?
Wang Yan had already realized that something was wrong when she started pestering him.
With such a prideful personality, if you’re not happy, why don’t you hang up on me?
There must be something wrong if she was trying to find something to say.
Sure enough, the truth was revealed through a bluff.
Wang Yan suddenly realized that although this girl definitely had a lot of suitors, she didn’t have much experience dealing with boys. She was a classic example of having a low EQ and IQ.
He didn’t know if it was because she was born with a weak foundation or because she grew up in a simple environment.
Anyway, it was like teasing a cat. It was simply too interesting.
Sigh! Why am I so kind?
I’ll teach you how to face a novice driver without charging a single cent for tuition…
You’re welcome, you’re welcome!
Like Jade and Dutch Potato looked at Wang Yan, who was laughing evilly, in a daze. They couldn’t help but look at each other.
What was going on?
Who was boss reaching out to this time?
F *ck, at this rate, would there still be a single woman left in the management faculty for them?
Like Jade suddenly sighed in disappointment. “Sigh! I’ve decided, to find a girlfriend, I have to bypass the management faculty. Just a few good cabbages aren’t enough for boss to spoil…”
Potato Dutch was very calm.
“Wake up! More than 80% of the girls in the management faculty are more than enough for you. You have no conflict with boss.”
Like Jade was furious.
“So can’t I have a dream even though I can’t flirt with those fine girls? How can a person be so goalless!”
Dutch Potato continued to calm down and patted Like Jade’s shoulder with a simple and honest look.
“You’re right, you’re just a salted fish. You won’t turn into crocodile skin even if tied your on the waist. In your Dongbei language, eough of this sh*t. Boss wanted to beat you in the afternoon. Why aren’t you aware of that?”
Like Jade immediately gave up all his dreams and rushed to Wang Yan’s back. He asked in a fawning manner, “Brother Wang, shall we go back to bed and start playing? I have a new idea: Four protect one at the upper and lower lane!”
