I'm A Baller - Chapter 209
Chapter 209: The Incomplete Pancake
Wang Yan had been considering whether or not he should take the initiative to greet her. While he was hesitating, she suddenly turned her head unexpectedly. Her gaze moved from his feet and bit by bit until it finally stopped the doggie’s face.
“It’s really magical… I saw a pair of small green shoes from the corner of my eye. The first thing I thought of was you. When I saw that pair of pink pants again, I nailed it.”
She straightened her body and raised her chin slightly. Her slender neck was as straight as a swan’s. She was obviously taking the initiative to greet him, but she had a haughty and arrogant look on her face.
“It’s really hard on you. You actually dared to go out in such an ostentatious outfit… How about it? Doesn’t it feel great to be a phoenix in a chicken coop?”
Who else could talk like this but He Miaomiao?
This girl’s expression was too dignified. Her eyes were always filled with the stubbornness that said, “I’m a queen no matter who I look at.”.
However, Wang Yan could hear a hint of admiration in her tone.
With a sudden realization, she smiled and replied, “Oh! So You’ve always thought of yourself as a phoenix? It’s been hard on you to come to our chicken coop to study.”
“You!”
He Miaomiao suddenly didn’t want to talk to Wang Yan anymore.
You played hard to get with me. I’ve already forgiven you once, but now you’re using my words against me. I can’t stand It!
She snorted coldly and continued to chat with the stall owner.
“Lady boss, is your melon taste sweet?”
The stall owner was a big sister. She spoke with a strange accent and enthusiastically guaranteed.
“Don’t worry, my little girl. No sweat, no money!”
Wang Yan glanced at the melon and then looked at the stall. He stood next to He Miaomiao with a smirk.
There were still 20 minutes before the class started, so there was no way she could make it in time. Since that was the case, he would entertain her for a while!
“Hey, Phoenix, you treat me a melon. I’ll pick a super sweet one for you. It’s twice as sweet as the one you’re buying now. Is this business going well?”
“No!”
He Miaomiao rejected the offer without a second thought.
Wang Yan shrugged and said nonchalantly, “Forget it. There’s nothing wrong with a melon. It’s good for hydration.”
The big sister of the stall was not angry even though she was being called a melon seller. She smiled as she watched the two youngsters play around.
He Miaomiao, on the other hand, was furious. She crossed her arms in front of her chest and stared again.
Staring at who?
Of course she starred at the most annoying one.
Wang Yan ignored her and continued to chat with the stall owner. “Big sister, your plums look really good. Can I choose two to try?”
The big sister smiled foolishly. “Try! You can try all you want! No sweat, no money!”
Wang Yan casually picked up two plums from the pile. He held one in each hand and showed it in front of He Miaomiao.
“Two plums. One is super sweet, and the other is super sour. Do you dare to pick one to try your luck?”
He Miaomiao’s competitive spirit was immediately aroused. She wrinkled her little nose and snorted.
“What’s there to be afraid of? I can pick any one, right?”
“Yes.”
Wang Yan nodded with a smile. He was harmless and calm.
If Guo Zihao was here, he would definitely cry and persuade Miaomiao, “Sister, he’s going to cheat you. Don’t fall for it!”
However, there were no ifs, so He Miaomiao rubbed her hands together and began to observe the plums with a resolute face.
Two plums were placed in Wang Yan’s hands.
One was slightly bigger, and the part with the deepest color was red to purple, but one-third of the skin was green.
The other was slightly smaller, and the shape was not perfect. It was slightly pointed, and the color was very uniform. The red part was not particularly too red, but there was also no obvious green color.
After hesitating for a moment, He Miaomiao grabbed the big plum.
“I want it!”
“Are you sure?”
Wang Yan smiled and scared her. “I can tell you frankly that the one you picked is really very sour!”
“You’re pretending… I don’t believe it!”
He Miaomiao took out a tissue from her small bag. After wetting it with mineral water, she carefully wiped it twice and then took a bite.
Miaji, Miaji…
After two bites, 99 points’ small face instantly wrinkled into an ugly orange. All her facial features were squeezed together, and she couldn’t open her eyes, but her mouth was wide open.
“Bah Bah Bah!”
He Miaomiao couldn’t care less about her image. She hurriedly spat into the tissue, then opened the mineral water bottle and took two big gulps. Finally, she suppressed the sourness in her mouth.
“Hahahaha…”
Wang Yan laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he even burst into tears.
He really didn’t expect that the proud little swan would have such a funny expression when she ate the sour plum. It was too freaking funny!
He Miaomiao was so angry that she almost exploded. She immediately chose to use her power of being unreasonable.
“You’re lying! You deliberately tricked me into eating the sour plum!”
Wang Yan finally stopped laughing. He shrugged and handed over the remaining one.
“Then try this one again.”
He Miaomiao subconsciously took the plums. She held it in her hand, but she was a little hesitant.
“Is this really sweet?”
Wang Yan didn’t rush her, but he rebuked her, “Big sister only gave us two. If you don’t eat it, give it back to me.”
“Then how can you be sure that they are sweet?”
He Miaomiao asked again. Although she still did not believe it, her aura was much weaker than before.
The young master raised his eyebrows proudly. “I have no comment on my exclusive secret skill.”
He Miaomiao hesitated for a moment before she finally wiped the plums clean and brought them to her mouth.
Actually, she did not really believe it. She just did not want to admit defeat and insisted on completing the verification.
She carefully took a bite…
Eh?
Not bad!
Then, she took a bigger bite. Instantly, a sweet fragrance filled her mouth. It was like the difference between heaven and earth compared to the previous plums.
Nonsense… 88 points in quality compared to 49 points, how could there be a comparison?
Those two plums were the pair that Wang Yan picked out from the pile with the greatest difference.
Wang Yan had used the enhanced gourmand skill in this match. It could only be said that this brother was the most badass!
He Miaomiao took a few gulps and wiped out the small plums. She licked her lips with a longing look.
Wang Yan’s heart skipped a beat.
F*ck, 99 points. She was simply a vixen…
Forcing himself not to lose his composure, the young master asked with a smile, “How is it? You treat me a melon, and I helped you pick. Deal?”
“Alright! I’ll give you a chance!”
He Miaomiao tried her best to keep a straight face, but the corners of her mouth still betrayed her true feelings.
Who wouldn’t want to eat sweet and grainy melons in the middle of summer?
Wang Yan stopped teasing her and picked two watermelons seriously.
One was 84 points, and the other was 85 points. They were already the best two in the entire stall.
“I’ll take them. Big sister, please weigh them.”
“Alright! It’s a total of 22.40. Just give me 22!”
Big sister quickly weighed them and put them in the bag. He Miaomiao obediently paid.
After paying, she waited there with her little hands behind her back, waiting for Wang Yan to carry her.
However, CEO Wang did not have any intention of reaching out. He tilted his head at her. “What are you waiting for? Are you going to carry it back to your dorm?”
“You’re letting a girl carry it? !”
Miaomiao’s eyes were wide open. It was already big, and it was getting cuter.
“I have to go to class. I can’t do anything.”
Wang Yan looked like he couldn’t help her. He spread his hands and smiled. “Phoenix, if you want to bring the super-sweet watermelon back to the dorm, just bring it back yourself. We can still make a deal next time.”
“Don’t call me phoenix! It sounds terrible!”
He Miaomiao was furious, but she couldn’t resist the temptation of super sweet watermelons, so she could only pick up her own.
Like a devil, Wang Yan pointed at the remaining one. “And mine.”
“You want me to carry yours too? !”
He Miaomiao really… really wanted to throw the melon in her hand and slap his face.
“I have a class… take it back first and send it to my dorm downstairs tonight. We’re not far away.”
“Impossible! In your dreams!”
Seeing that He Miaomiao was about to explode in anger, Wang Yan immediately put up with the second best option.
“Okay okay, what’s your phone number? I’ll go downstairs to get it tonight, okay?”
He Miaomiao still found it was hard to accept it, but liar Wang once again took out a sure kill.
“In the future, if you want to buy fruit, just call me. I guarantee it’s sweet, okay?”
“Gulp…”
He Miaomiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Her words of refusal lingered in her mouth, but she could not let it out after a long time.
“Humph! If the watermelon is not delicious… Dog Wang, we are mortal enemies!”
“It’s delicious, little fairy, don’t worry, it’s absolutely delicious!”
She had taken all the advantages, what was the big deal to coax with him?
Young Master Wang smiled without any integrity and took out his phone to save her number.
After saving the number, he immediately turned around and left.
“Aiya, I’m going to be late for class. See you later, little fairy!”
Seeing Wang Yan run away happily, He Miaomiao couldn’t hold it in anymore. Finally, she couldn’t hold it in anymore and swore.
“Little fairy my ass! I’m obviously a little coolie!”
She picked up two melons gloomily, one on the left and one on the right, weighing a whole 25 pounds, and walked towards the dormitory step by step.
What made her feel slightly gratified was that the boys and girls who saw this scene on the way did not reveal any surprised expressions.
In the teacher training academy, if you don’t rely on yourself, who are you counting on?
Boys?
Heh!
……..
When Wang Yan found the classroom, there was still plenty of time. There were at least three minutes left.
Dou Er brought along books and other things, and idiot Like Jade brought along a set of food that was “simple, convenient, and can be quickly dried in the classroom.” as per Wang Yan’s request.
A f*cking big pancake!
It was wrapped in egg skin, brushed with sauce, and rolled with scallions…
The entire classroom was filled with the smell!
When Like Jade handed over the pancake in a fawning manner, the girls all turned their heads to look…
At that moment, Wang Yan wanted to beat Like Jade to death.
He looked left and right, his gaze locked onto Dutch Potato, and asked eagerly, “Dou Er, can you really not force yourself to adapt to a man? If there’s even the slightest possibility, then fulfill Like Jade’s wish!”
Dutch Potato had goosebumps all over his body. Before he could react, he asked in a silly manner, “What wish?”
Squirrel winked at him with a mischievous smile. “Keeping your body like a jade, and being tortured unwillingly… The four of us brothers strangled his neck and strangled his throat. hold him down. Dou Er, fulfill him!”
“What the Heck!”
Like Jade and Dutch Potato both raised their middle fingers.
The two of us don’t dare to resist Dog Wang’s tyranny. How could we not be able to take care of you? !
Even though they were fooling around, Wang Yan still made up his mind and took a big bite of the pancake when his teacher wasn’t here.
He had been busy for an entire day and hadn’t eaten a single grain of rice at noon. The young master was really starving.
Fortunately, his physique was good and he had good endurance. He could even bounce around like a lively dragon. Otherwise, where would he find the strength to tease Miaomiao!
When he was hungry, everything was delicious, especially the pancakes. The scallions in the middle were exquisite, pure Dongshan Scallions!
After one bite, it was so delicious that brother Wang was moved to tears.
You idiot Like Jade, the scallions were free, so you just added a whole load of them?
Brother Dog was about to choke to death!
At this moment, the system was agitated.
[ You enjoyed a strange delicacy when you were extremely hungry. You felt very satisfied, but there seemed to be something missing. You activated a secret reward. ]
[ Incomplete pancake. ]
[ One-time card. ]
[ One pancake. It lacks lettuce, ham sausage, soy sauce, and scallions. None of them are complete. ]
F*ck!
At this point, Wang Yan finally understood. F*ck you, Like Jade. You bought me a pancake, but you didn’t want to put sausage in it!
It’s not for you!
He didn’t even look at the reward. He asked Like Jade fiercely, “Why isn’t there ham sausage in my pancake?”
Like Jade was dumbfounded. He scratched his head for a long time before he suddenly came to a realization.
He turned around and took out another plastic bag from the drawer. He took out a Big Mac from it and held it in front of Wang Yan in a fawning manner.
“Boss, I was afraid that there wasn’t enough to eat, so I specially bought a big one!”
Screw you…
Wang Yan simply had no strength to complain. He pushed away that one and silently looked back at the panel.
The thickened chicken sausage was evil!
Only the hot dog sausage was truly fragrant!
[ A pancake, lacking any of the lettuce, ham sausage, sauce, and scallions, is incomplete. ]
[ Since it’s already incomplete, why not use the pancake with sauce to roll up the whole scallion, enjoying the primitive and rough taste. ]
[ Manual: You must invite a girl with a face above 90 points to enjoy the pancake with sauce and roll up with a whole scallion with you. ]
[ If she can finish eating, you can copy one of her highest-level skill. ]
[ If you can finish eating, she will receive a super reward of 1 point for her face points, figure points, and special points. ]
[ Card time limit: 30 minutes. ]
After reading the full description, Wang Yan almost spat out the scallion.
Like Jade, Like Jade, if I don’t give you a good beating, I will f*cking let down that scallion!
It was a really good reward, but you messed it up ? !
Despite being angry, but the problem had to be solved.
Liu Li was directly passed. Her highest skill must be classical dance. Why did he want to copy it?
Lin Weiwei was passed, the highest skill was ballroom dance. It was not practical!
Fu Yushi was waiting for the pick. Her highest skill might be singing. After all, she studied musical theater.
Reyi Nawu… could it be that this girl’s special skill was to resist gravity?
None of Capital Dance’s girls seemed to be very reliable, and Wang Yan did not know what to do.
Only in their place did Wang Yan have such high prestige that he could trick them into eating scallions… eating pancakes and scallions.
Who else was reliable?
After pondering for a while, Wang Yan sent a group message to all the girls in his phone who were good-looking, except for Capital Dance.
“Let me ask you a question. Seriously, what skill do you think you’re best at? The most powerful one.”
The first person to reply was Li Nuoyi, who replied almost instantly.
“Don’t you know what I’m best at? Aren’t you praise me last time, huh? !”
What do I know? !
How could I be so f *cking clear at this time? !
Irascible Wang was always irascible online. He really wanted to slap Like Jade in the face.
Poor Like Jade was baffled by his brother’s glare. Although he did not know know what happened, he still curled up and shivered.
