I'm A Baller - Chapter 169
Chapter 169: Who Cares
Wang Yan didn’t stay. He put down the water and reminded Lou Lou to pay attention to everyone’s physical condition. Then he retreated to the boys’ phalanx.
As soon as he returned, the boys in his class and the class next door all stared at him in admiration.
“Bro, you’re so fierce!”
What did he mean?
Wang Yan was flabbergasted by the praise.
“There are so many girls but you were so brave that you charged in.”
“You stood under the sun for an hour. But you still have the strength to carry water?”
“My skin almost peeled off in the sun. Brother Wang, how come you don’t feel anything?”
Wang Yan opened his bottle of water and gulped down half of it. He turned to look at the guy. “Are you a fool? Do I look like I don’t feel anything?”
That’s right. Sweat trickled from his hair and the back of his neck was wet.
That guy looked like he was about to cry as he replied, “Big Brother, look at us again!”
Uh, the one who looked the most miserable was Little Fatty, Hu Liang. His crotch was completely wet.
His yellowish-green military training uniform was so wet that it almost turned black. It looked especially funny on him.
The other guys were not faring any better. Half of their sleeves were wet.
“Alright, everyone is about the same. From now on, we can only rely on perseverance to hold on.”
Wang Yan saw the students’ listless expressions and immediately did his duty as the class monitor and ordered them to rest.
“Now, everyone try to relax. Stop talking. Take a deep breath and recover as much strength as you can.
“The second half of today’s training may be even more difficult. When you can’t hold on any longer, you must take care of yourselves.”
Most of the students were very grateful to his advice. But there were also a few who didn’t think much of it and secretly pursed their lips.
It was normal. After all, there were hundreds of students in their program. Not everyone knew what was good for them and listened to reason.
Wang Yan just sat down and closed his eyes to replenish his energy.
When the break time was over, the instructor immediately blew the whistle and shouted.
“Everyone, gather!”
Another wave of chaos broke out.
Wang Yan’s phalanx consisted of two classes of the economics school, two classes of the accounting major, and two classes of the hotel management major.
They were not familiar with each other, so there was quite some confusion when they tried to return to their previous positions. From time to time, they would bump into each other, causing them to grimace in pain. Then, they would continue to scamper around.
When they finally returned to their positions, the instructor got quite irritable.
“Keep arms tightly against your sides with hands on the seams of your trousers. I mean tight! Tight! Tight! Tight! Tight!”
The barrage of berating finally spurred Like Jade to complain.
“Men are not supposed to be tight…”
He said it in a low voice and only a few nearby guys heard him. They tried to stifle their laughter but couldn’t and thus began to cough violently.
PFFT, PFFT… ahem!
“Come out! You, and you, what are you laughing about? During training, orders are everything! If you want to laugh, you must ask for permission!”
The instructor pulled out two unlucky fellows with a stern face. One was the Sichuan boy, and the other was Dutch Potato.
“Come, tell us what’s so funny?”
They definitely couldn’t say it!
“You’re not going to say it, right? Get ready to do push-ups!”
The two unlucky boys had just laid down when the instructor suddenly changed his mind. “Wait a moment. Stand at attention first!”
The Sichuan boy and Dutch Potato stood up in confusion. The instructor walked in the phalanx and looked around.
“You! Step out!”
It happened to be Like Jade…
Emmm, it doesn’t look good. The boy is going to get the punishment he deserves, right?
Next, the instructor took another step forward and stood between Wang Yan and Xu Tianci, looking them up and down.
Young master Wang’s heart went up to his throat, but he appeared very calm. He looked at the instructor with a determined and upright gaze, looking like a fine soldier.
The instructor nodded slightly, then turned his head and stared at Xu Tianci. “You! Step out!”
Xu Tianci: (⊙) !
Why me?!
Why? !
But the instructor wouldn’t give him a reason!
“You two, lie down!”
Like Jade and Xu Tianci looked at each other sulkily, but they didn’t dare to disobey the order and could only lie down.
“Keep your arms tightly against your sides and put your hands on the seams of your pants!”
They did it.
Then, the instructor turned around to look at the Sichuan boy and Dutch Potato.
“Get down and support yourselves above them, face to face; do it right! If you want to kiss them, you can fall on them!”
The faces of the four poor kids turned green in fear.
What the heck!
Instructor, you really have a trick up your sleeve!
Everyone who was watching the show couldn’t hold it in any longer, but they had no choice but to hold it in. All of them were shaking with stifled laughter.
When the Sichuan boy and Dutch Potato awkwardly dropped down to do push-ups above their classmates, the scene became even more hilarious.
The Sichuan boy was lucky since he got Xu Tianci under him. Xu Tianci wasn’t ugly while Sichuan boy’s physical strength was also good, so he wasn’t very worried that he would collapse due to exhaustion.
Dutch Potato faced Like Jade…
Emmm, his eyes were filled with fear, like a little chick in the storm.
Dutch Potato couldn’t help but turn his head away from Like Jade’s face, but he was scolded by the instructor.
“Why did you turn your head? Look at each other! Be brave. Be tough like a real man!”
Dutch Potato felt like crying…
I f*cking didn’t want to be tough with him!
Like Jade’s skin was actually very fair. He was quite good looking when he stayed still and quiet, but…he just couldn’t stay still and quiet!
When he winked and smile faintly, he looked especially lewd.
The scariest thing was…he liked to play especially when people were watching!
With so many people watching, he just couldn’t control his desire to do something daring.
At this moment, the entire phalanx and the phalanxes next to them were watching, and Like Jade couldn’t control his urge to do something naughty. He winked at Dutch Dutch and pouted.
It was as if he was saying…
Come on! Give it to…me!
Dutch Potato’s face turned purple. His Adam’s apple moved up and down as if he was going to throw up at any moment.
Alarmed, Like Jade’s expression became extremely terrified. He stared at Dutch Potato’s mouth unblinkingly, and his entire body was stiff like a dead dog.
Big Potato, I’m wrong. Calm down, and don’t panic!
…
Heck, I can’t take it anymore!
Wang Yan couldn’t hold it in any longer. He felt that if he didn’t laugh now, he would definitely explode.
Then, at this moment, Squirrel suddenly raised his hand and shouted, “Report!”
“Speak!”
“Instructor, I want to laugh!”
“Laugh!”
“Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Aiyo Mama, hahahahaha…”
Squirrel clutched his stomach and bent over, wiping away his tears. Looking at him, the instructor felt exasperated.
“Have you laughed enough?”
“UH… Enough!”
“Restore!”
Squirrel stood straight instantly. His smile disappeared at once, but the corners of his mouth were still twitching.
The others really couldn’t hold it in any longer and began to laugh, not caring if the instructors gave them the permission or not!
“Hahahahaha…”
“Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka Ka…”
“Hiahiahiahiahiahiahiahiahia…”
Half of the students on the sports field were looking in their direction as if they were watching a group of morons.
…
Twenty minutes later, when the Sichuan boy and Dutch Potato were allowed to stand up, the four boys looked so miserable.
When they walked back to their team, the Sichuan boy, Dutch Potato and Xu Tianci were swaying.
Xu Tianci, who was even wiping away his tears as he walked.
Everyone was puzzled. Xu Tianci, you lay on your back quietly for 20 minutes; why are you swaying?
When Little Fatty asked the question, Xu Tianci got furious.
“F*cking Zhang Yiwei! F*ck, he must have eaten at least half a head of garlic in the morning! The smell made my eyes water…”
Well, some boys laughed so hard that they dropped to the ground.
Fortunately, the punishment was over. The instructor began to teach everyone how to do goose steps.
The first part was to stand quietly with one arm and one leg raised. It was another particularly torturous training.
When it ended at noon, everyone was exhausted.
When the instructor gave the order, “Everyone disperse”, the students just dropped to the ground in exhaustion.
Among them, Young Master Wang’s upright figure was particularly eye-catching.
Not far away, a few girls passed by and greeted Wang Yan one after another.
“Class monitor, thank you for the water…”
“Class monitor, do you want to have lunch with us?”
“Yeah. we’re going to the cafeteria. Can we bring you some food?”
“Class monitor, I brought a bag of white pears from my hometown. You can try some later!”
The boys who were sprawled on the ground were all extremely envious.
While they were envious and resentful, they were also puzzled.
Isn’t it just two boxes of water?!
Why did the girls offer so much in return?!
After we recover our strength, we can do the same!
The guys who had such thoughts deserved to be single.
It was not about water, okay?
It was about the unique honor I gave them!
Tomorrow you’d do the same?
Who cares!
