I'm A Baller - Chapter 168
Chapter 168: Eating Lemons to Relieve the Heat
As soon as Wang Yan stepped out of the door, he saw the Sichuan boy standing helplessly at the door, not daring to enter. Meanwhile, Brother-in-law had already been forcefully invited into the bedroom…
TSK, why did it remind him of the scene when Monk Tang Sanzang was invited into the coiling silk cave?
He smirked and raised his voice slightly. He shouted at the Sichuan boy, “Return to the Palace!”
The Sichuan boy grinned and replied, “Alright!”
President Wang shook his head.
If Like Jade was here, he would immediately say, “His Highness is ready to go back to the Palace. Little Chen Zi and Little Xu Zi, let’s go!”
That would be impressive.
Many heads poked out of the nearby rooms to see who was so cocky as to treat the girls’ dormitory as his harem.
Meeting their eyes, Wang Yan smiled and didn’t panic at all. On the other hand, the small heads all shrank back into their rooms.
Hey, it’s so fun to shout these words in the girls’ dormitory!
While he was secretly laughing, Xu Tianci went out and asked with a wicked smile, “Brother Wang, when an emperor went back to his own palace, it’s usually an eunuch who called out those words, right?”
Uh… He was right!
Wang Yan was suddenly choked, and a few snickers came from the two rooms next to him.
Kid, you’re quite sly, huh?
Do you know you got an enemy in me by doing that?
Brother Wang is holding a grudge!
…
When they returned to their own dormitory, the Sichuan boy told the others all that had happened in the girls’ dormitory in a lively manner, stunning Like Jade, Squirrel, Dutch Potato and Little Fatty.
After Wang Yan came out of the shower, these guys were still talking about the girls in the class.
Not only them, but the guys in Room 304 across from them had also gathered here. There were a total of twelve boys in economics class one, and they were all here.
“Of course, Bai Zijiao is the prettiest! She’s fair and has a good figure!”
“Tch! How can Bai Zijiao’s figure compare to Tang Butian’s? She’s about 1.72 tall meters and weighs 55 kilograms, with a curvy front and a curvy back!”
“55 kilograms, Big Brother! How fat is she?”
“SH*T… Are you blind? Don’t you see how hot is her figure? She’s more than 1.70 meters. If she doesn’t weigh 55 kilograms, how can she have a hot figure?”
“Anyway, Bai Zijiao is much better looking. Her figure is just right.”
“Humph! At most, she’s got a B size. If she raises her arms, her ribs will show…”
“No, wait a minute…” Wang Yan was puzzled. “How do you know her sizes?”
Like Jade laughed slyly and raised his right hand. He pointed his index finger and middle finger at his own eyes and said proudly, “Brother Wang, I’m not bragging. With my divine eyes, the error won’t be more than two centimeters!”
Wang Yan was speechless.
Squirrel was both envious and unconvinced. He asked gloomily, “How did you get this abilility?”
Like Jade placed his hands behind his back and raised his head proudly. “You’ll have it too after watching five 2T hard drives of videos.”
Dutch Potato suddenly asked, “So why are you still a virgin?”
(⊙⊙) !
Like Jade went silent while everyone else burst into laughter.
Wang Yan shook his head and smiled.
It was impossible for the boys not to talk about girls in the dormitory. Let them be!
In the end, the horny boys talked until 8 pm and then decided to go out to eat.
Wang Yan’s head hurt. “Why do we have to go out to eat?”
“It will be more fun.”
“There are a lot of choices of food out there!”
“Uh, we can go for a walk after we eat…”
“I like noodles. Take-out noodles are no good.”
The guys winked at each other, trying to come up with an excuse. The real reason was that they wanted to go out and see girls outside the north gate!
In order to see the girls, they even gave up the comfort in the air conditioned room. Heat wave was nothing compared with seeing girls, okay?
Fine, then let’s go.
They enjoyed themselves on the way seeing lots of girls and legs in skirts or shorts. The boys were thrilled.
In the end, they found a roadside stall and ate BBQ skewers. It was the first time all the boys in the class had a meal together.
Because the military training would start tomorrow, they didn’t drink much alcohol. Each of them had a bottle of cold beer and treated it as a beverage.
Still, one of them got drunk and vomited.
Chen Binbin from the opposite dormitory, the Sichuan boy’s fellow townsman, was a gentle boy. But after drinking two cups of beer, he started to babble non-stop.
The guys from Room 304 were extremely annoyed. They coaxed and tricked him into drinking a third cup of beer. Then, Chen Binbin suddenly fell silent. After thinking for a moment, he staggered to the side of the road..
He vomited.
He vomited!
Wang Yan watched them and laughed until he was out of breath.
There were so many weirdos among the boys from Class One. The days ahead definitely wouldn’t be boring.
On the way back to the dormitory, the boys laughed and yelled, looking like a group of bandits.
They looked like a bunch of wild boars running amok in the flower field, rampant and overbearing.
Wherever they went, the girls would made way for them.
But for some reason, some of the senior girls looked at them with obvious mockery in their eyes. They looked down at them, as if they were at the top of the food chain in the flower field.
Tsk, interesting…
Back in the dormitory, Wang Yan received a video call from Liu Li. The young lady was washing up, and he couldn’t see her face half the time. They talked through voice chat, but it was quite interesting.
After 10 minutes of chitchat, he sent her the video of his speech taken by Dutch Potato. Then he took a shower and went to bed.
…
On September 1st, the school officially started, and the freshmen began their military training.
After putting on the military uniforms, they were all full of energy, ready to conquer the world.
By the time they lined up under the sun, half of their energy had gone.
By the time they stood in the sun for 20 minutes, 95% of their energy had gone.
Another 20 minutes passed, and half of them collapsed.
When they finished the session, only two people were still able to stand straight — Wang Yan and the Sichuan boy.
The group of spoilt student soldiers was so tired that they did not even have the strength to be envious. They collapsed under the shade of the trees, groaning.
The Sichuan boy was actually forcing himself to hold on. He was so exhausted that he was gasping for breath.
Only Wang Yan didn’t feel a thing .
With his current physical strength, the training was a piece of cake for him, not to mention that he also had a strong willpower to support him.
Back then, when ran under the sun with Kuan, his physique was still very weak, but he could still hold on to the end. Now, his physique was much better.
They only had a 20-minute break.
Today was the first day. The instructor intended to show everyone his might, so he was very strict throughout the entire training, not showing any mercy at all.
Wang Yan felt that many people might not be able to hold on to the end. After thinking for a while, he reported to the instructor and quickly walked to a small shop in the cafeteria.
“Brother Wang, where are you going?”
The Sichuan boy still had the energy to ask, while the others could only watch.
Wang Yan waved his hand and quickly disappeared.
Not long after, he came back with four boxes of bottled mineral water.
In each hand, he carried a box with his thumb and another box with the other four fingers. He did it quite effortlessly.
He first went to the boys’ phalanx and dropped an ice-cold box of water, then brought the other three boxes to the girls’ phalanx.
The field was not very bog, and the two phalanx were not far from each other.
When the girls saw Wang Yan bring them water, they burst into cheers.
“Wow! Class Monitor, you’re so handsome!”
“Thank you for your hard work, Class Monitor!”
Some girls suddenly let out a scream, “I love you!”
Wang Yan raised his head and looked around, but he couldn’t decide where the scream came from. He chuckled and used his left hand to make a heart to the girls.
“Haha! Wang Yan, you’re naughty again!”
Lou Lou and Yi Guolan happily helped Wang Yan deliver the water. When they took the last box, Lou Lou raised her head in surprise.
“Wow! You even bought a normal-temperature one?”
“Yeah.” Wang Yan nodded and didn’t say anything else.
The girls from the neighboring phalanxes were green with envy. They began to complain.
“Look at their class monitor!”
“Ahhhh, why don’t we have someone like him! I want water too!”
“Call out to our class monitor!”
“They’re all lying on the ground like dead dogs. What’s the point of calling out to them?”
“Not only is their class monitor considerate, he’s also a handsome guy. Why is our class monitor such a good-for-nothing?”
The girls in Class One were extremely pleased with themselves. While they were giggling and sharing the water, they kept glancing gloatingly at the girls from the neighboring phalanxes.
Hin!
Envious, righ?
You should be!
It’s hot, so you guys should eat some lemons to relieve the heat!
