I'll Add Points To All Things - Chapter 259
Chapter 259: Midnight Yoga Lessons with Little Deeny
The first time he saw the contents of the document in the package, Su Yang was a bit flabbergasted. It wasn’t actually a file inside, but the flip side of a photograph.
Su Yang took the photo out, reversed it, and realized that it was a woman’s photo! To add to that, it was the picture of a woman with no clothes on!
As he looked at the photo of the woman posing provocatively, he became a little lost in thought. After all, as someone who grew up in the rural areas as a child, he had never seen this side of the world…
Su Yang put down the photo with a flushed face and looked inside the bag of documents. It would seem that the contents were all photos!
He poured out the contents of the bag and soon, the table was full of photos.
Su Yang picked them up one by one and looked at them. He found that all of them were pictures of women who were just as shirtless as the first photo he saw. However, each photo had a different woman posing in a different style in it.
Some of them seemed like posed shots, while others seemed like they were taken secretly.
Su Yang furrowed his brows. ‘What is this? Chen Ye’s fetish?! Do all those who bear the surname Chen like to take pictures?
‘You’re so secretive just to hide a few pictures?
‘However, this photoshoot technique, and the women themselves look really good.
‘I wonder who these women are?’
As he thought about it, Su Yang sorted out the pile of photos and found that there was actually a thumb drive in the middle of the photos.
‘Could there be any important information in the thumb drive?’
Su Yang was a bit hesitant and decided to check it out later. He wanted to see if there would be any surprises.
Next, Su Yang was emotionless when he put the photos back into the bag. As he commanded the little monster beans to move all of Chen Ye’s things to the yard, he sorted them out one by one.
Since it was now the middle of the night, the house was complete. The 13 little monster beans, which included the three brothers of the milk tea shop and No. 18, diligently moved everything to the courtyard as they began organizing the pile of things.
Only No. 17 waved his hand like a lord and commanded the others around him without even lifting a single finger to help the rest.
Su Yang quietly walked behind it and gave it a kick, causing it to fall down into the yard. “You too! Get to work! Don’t be lazy!”
No. 17 got up from the ground, made a face at Su Yang, stuck out its tongue and ran away.
‘This guy was really lazy beyond all things.’
It took the 13 little monster beans almost half an hour to finally sort out everything into categories.
There was nothing useful in this pile of junk except for a pile of furniture, old clothes, a safe and a Macbook.
Su Yang disbelievingly asked the little monster beans to rummage through the clothes a bit more and carefully knocked on every piece of furniture to see if there were any hidden compartments. However, he still found nothing.
The only thing left to do was to take the USB flash drive that came with the photos and bring the Macbook he found in Chen Ye’s room back to his study.
After placing the Macbook on the desk, he inserted the USB stick to the computer. Su Yang plugged in the power, and then turned on the computer. The mouse and keyboard of this all-in-one machine were all made by Apple and connected by bluetooth so he had no need to connect them again.
After turning on the laptop, the Apple logo appeared. Then, a prompt and an input box appeared, asking him to enter the password.
Su Yang was speechless.
‘There’s a password for this stupid computer?’
Su Yang wondered what the password could be. There was no clue at all.
Su Yang couldn’t help but look into his pocket. He still has the vellum key he just used in his pocket…
‘By any chance, could the vellum key open this lock?
‘This is technically a computer combination lock, right?
‘After all, in the introduction, it said that this [Universal Paper Key] could open electronic locks.’
Thinking like that, Su Yang took out the vellum key. Because he had used it today, the vellum was still in the state of a paper key.
Su Yang put it on the screen and waited. One second, two seconds, three seconds… Nothing happened.
Su Yang was a little embarrassed.
‘Looks like it didn’t work.’
Su Yang tried putting the vellum key on the keyboard and this time, the vellum key changed. It slowly grew longer and softer, tapped a few times on the keyboard and finally, pressed the Enter key.
The screen opened, and the desktop of the Macbook appeared.
Su Yang looked in surprise at the vellum key in his hand. ‘It actually worked! This thing is a godsend!’
In the future with this, he would be able to unlock an account even if it were someone who was locked out of their QQ account.
If anyone shared a share link with a password, he’d be able to open it!
If he downloaded a zip file which required a password, he’d still be able to open it with this!
This vellum paper was truly invincible.
While lamenting and putting the paper key back into his pocket, Su Yang held the mouse and tried to operate the Macbook.
Since it was probably his first time using a Macbook, Su Yang felt it wasn’t exactly user-friendly. It was very different from Windows and wasn’t at all the same. He didn’t know how to operate the Macbook to find the necessary things. The only good news was that Su Yang found the USB flash drive folder.
He opened the flash drive and found… that it contained digital versions of the photos he found.
‘This b*stard Chen Ye…’
Su Yang slapped his face, feeling that he had thought too much about it. ‘What else could he put in that bag of documents?’
Su Yang is not very good at operating the Macbook to look for files one by one. Since there were no clues in the flash drive, he picked up the computer and brought it to Little Deeny’s room, intending to let her quickly go through it to see if there were any hidden clues.
In the past, the room which was in the style of a young girl’s hangout spot was now densely covered with interfaces. Dozens of interfaces were hovering in the air, all facing Little Deeny. A string of code could be seen sweeping across from the semi-transparent screen at the back.
Little Deeny was expressionlessly lying on the ground, her body in a strange position. She lay entirely on the ground with her buttocks perked upward. Her upper body was lowered while her abdomen hung in the air. Her feet, knees, chest, hands and chin were attached to the ground while her head was raised.
Su Yang was shocked. ‘What was this? Is she cultivating ancient martial arts?’
He saw that Little Deeny’s hand kept tapping the ground at a speed that had made her hand seem like an afterimage although she kept this pose. Her good-looking eyes had also been taken over by a line of vertical green data streams that were constantly refreshed.
Su Yang stopped where he was, a little hesitant. He wondered if Little Deeny was at a critical moment. ‘Should I bother her? Will she go off the deep end…’
After a while, Little Deeny’s hand slowly stopped and the string of code in her eyes stopped as well. Gradually, the dozens of interfaces that had code streaming through it stopped as well.
Little Deeny maintained that posture, slowly turned her head, and looked at Su Yang with indifferent, hollow, expressionless eyes.
Just as Su Yang’s heart thudded, the color in her eyes slowly returned, and a bright smile blossomed on her face. “Master! You’ve come to visit me!”
Saying that, Little Deeny sat up from the ground with a push of her legs, ran barefoot to Su Yang, and threw hersinto Su Yang’s arms.
Su Yang hugged her, and his heart relaxed.
He touched Little Deeny’s head and said, “You just scared me to death.”
“Hehehe.” Little Deeny smiled and tilted her head upward in Su Yang’s arms. “Master, it’s normal to be more serious at work.”
Su Yang gently pinched her little white cheeks and said, “You shouldn’t always be busy with work as well. Work may be important, but life is even more important. I haven’t seen you for a while.”
Little Deeny snuggled in Su Yang’s arms. “I want to finish early as well so I can come out to accompany my master.”
Su Yang asked, “So how’s your progress now?”
Little Deeny raised her head in aggravation. “It feels like I’ve only begun to find my direction. I haven’t even finished one hundred percent.”
Su Yang smiled and said, “It’s fine, there’s no hurry. Take your time. So many scientists have been studying it for so many years. Haven’t they also failed to find a breakthrough?”
Little Deeny’s eyes flushed with anger at herself. “But I’m standing on the shoulders of humans. How can I progress so slowly.”
Su Yang looked into Little Deeny’s eyes, which burned with a raging flame.
‘Hmm… It’s always good to have dreams.
‘After all… If you sweat too little, you won’t make a good salted fish.’
So Su Yang touched her head again. “In that case, keep it up!”
Little Deeny nodded her head vigorously. “Mm-hmm!”
After nodding, she asked, “By the way, Master. What are you doing in my room?”
Su Yang then remembered that he came to Little Deeny’s room for a purpose and said, “Oh, yes, I’ve got a computer. I feel like there should be some useful things on it, but I’m not very good at using it so I want you to help me take a quick look.”
Saying that, Su Yang picked up the Macbook that he put on the floor and handed it to Little Deeny.
Little Deeny took it, set it on the table, and turned on the computer. The computer needed a password, and Su Yang entered it.
Little Deeny began checking it out.
Seeing Little Deeny operating the mouse and opening the page, Su Yang asked, “Little Deeny, what was that pose you were in when you were writing the code? Why does it look so scary?”
Without turning her head, Little Deeny replied, “Oh, Master, that’s the Eight Angle Pose, also known as Astavakrasana in yoga. It strengthens the thigh and arm muscles and has some extra effects.”
‘Extra effects?’
Then Su Yang saw Little Deeny turn her head, pointing at her bosom before blinking her eyes innocently.
Su Yang was speechless.
‘Hmm… Seems like Chu Xia will find this very useful..’
It was quite boring for Su Yang to wait around for Little Deeny to retrieve the information so he asked,, “Is there anything in yoga that’s suitable for men? Something that can strengthen the body?”
Little Deeny turned her head, all sparkles in her eyes. “Of course! There are many different poses and men do yoga very well! Do you want to learn, master? I can teach you!”
Su Yang felt like something was a bit off. Why did he feel like a sheep who had just walked into a wolf’s mouth?
Little Deeny continued, “A lot of yoga poses are done in pairs, one man and one woman. It’s very effective together as it strengthens the body and releases fatigue.”
Su Yang nodded his head, indicating that he believed in it.
Seeing Su Yang’s excited face, Little Deeny stopped what she was doing on the Macbook, immediately got up, and gently guided Su Yang into a pose.
Su Yang had no chance to excuse himself from it. He was guided by Little Deeny into a very difficult pose, a yoga wheel pose.
Both his legs stretched slightly forward, and his feet were spread at shoulder-width. With his left arm straight, he tightened his abdomen as he slowly lifted his right hand and arched it backward.
It was a position that looked masochistic and he felt tense throughout his muscles when he was done.
After only holding the pose for a while, Su Yang felt some sweat seeping out from his forehead.
When Little Deeny saw Su Yang doing that difficult pose, she was all smiles.
After laughing, she turned her eyes around and whispered to Su Yang, “Master, boys do yoga topless.”
Su Yang was speechless.
‘Why don’t I believe it!’
