I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool - Chapter 356
Chapter 356: Mission Impossible (Part 2)
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Now, now, let’s discuss things amicably,” Wang Mang said helplessly.
“Didn’t I f*cking say that there was no room for discussion? Are you crazy and deaf?”
“What’s wrong with your brain? How could you even ask someone to do something like that?”
“You’re a f*cking man too! Tell me! Would you be happy if someone else asked you to do this?”
Wang Mang had no way of refuting the young man’s words. However, there was an Immortal Chapter riding on this mission!
If he could not complete it, he would not receive any clues!
Thinking this, he forced himself to push forward.
“Brother, why don’t you reconsider?”
“As long as you’re willing to do it, you can make any request as long as 1 can satisfy it.”
“Help you build a sect? Give you a large amount of resources? Hundreds of thousands of kilograms of rice? Bullets and guns?”
“As long as you want it, i can give it to you!”
“Moreover, I can tell you that the apocalypse will descend in less than half a month!”
“Think about it. If you have nothing at that time, how can you establish yourself in this changed world?”
At this point, Wang Mang’s tone was filled with temptation.
“As long as you agree to live broadcast willingly, I can help you achieve the things that you want that others can’t. How about it?”
Hearing this, the young man who was about to curse suddenly froze.
He stared blankly at Wang Mang with an expression of disbelief.
“Can you do all of this?”
“Could it be that you are the young master of some powerful faction?”
Wang Mang was delighted to see the other party’s greed, and quickly continued, “Who cares whether or not I am a young master from a powerful faction? Just know that as long as you agree, 1 can help you build a powerful force of your own!”
“When the time comes, there will be countless beauties, wealth, power, and money!”
“The problem is that your request is too strange,” the young man said angrily, “You should change your request.””
“If your request remains the same, even if you give me Earth, 1 won’t agree.”
Hearing the young man’s decisive words, Wang Mang’s words were stuck in his throat. He had not expected this young man to be so determined and principled.
Wang Mang was very impressed by this, but it did not solve his pressing problem!
He felt extremely helpless, and decided to give up for the day.
Seeing that Wang Mang was about to leave, the young man immediately pulled Wang Mang back.
“Wait! Brother, wait a moment!”
Seeing the other party pull him back, Wang Mang was puzzled. He looked at the young man and asked, “What’s wrong, brother? Have you changed your mind?”
The young man felt his scalp go numb. He subconsciously covered his crotch and shook his head.
“No, no!”
“F*ck! Then why are you holding me back? Do you want me to cut it off for you?”
Seeing Wang Mang’s fierce appearance and his gaze on his crotch, the young man was even more frightened and hurriedly explained, “Don’t get angry, brother! I might not be willing to do it, but others might!”
Wang Mang’s eyes lit up when he heard the other party’s words. He quickly asked excitedly, “Do you mean that you can help me find someone?”
The young man nodded proudly.
“Of course. Although we value our third legs more than our lives, not everyone is the same!”
“For example, those who can’t afford to eat!”
“For example, those who can’t get it up!”
“For example, those who can’t think straight!”
“For example, those who are living a life worse than death!”
“For example, those who were born disabled!”
After hearing the young man’s words, Wang Mang was enlightened.
F*ck!
That seemed to be the case!
It seemed like there were quite a lot of possible target groups!
Thinking of this, Wang Mang could not help but laugh.
“Brother, as long as you can help me find someone who is willing, I will definitely not treat you unfairly.”
Hearing this, the young man’s eyes immediately lit up. He smiled proudly and said, “Brother, just tell me straight up! If i help you find this person, what benefits can you give me?”
“As long as the benefits are great enough, I promise to find you a target within three days!”
Wang Mang pondered for a moment, then looked at the young man and asked with a smile, “What do you want? Why don’t you tell me and i’ll see if 1 can satisfy you!”
After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the young man thought for a while and asked carefully, “How about tens of thousands of guns, or millions of kilograms of food and supplies?”
Hearing this, Wang Mang was speechless.
‘F*ck! You are a middleman and you still want to earn so much!’
This was simply wishful thinking!
Thinking this, Wang Mang immediately refused without hesitation.
“That’s impossible! You’re a middleman, yet still want so many benefits?”
“However, if you’re willing to do the deed yourself, I can consider satisfying that request.”
After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the young man smiled awkwardly and said, “Fine, but i want at least 5,000 guns and 500 tons of rice!”
Hearing this, Wang Mang was left speechless. It seemed that this guy really wanted to make a fortune off of him!
Although these things were insignificant to Wang Mang, the feeling of being taken advantage of made him very unhappy.
After all, Wang Mang had always been the one who took advantage of others. How could he allow others to take advantage of him so much?
Thinking this, Wang Mang sneered.
“Be more practical!”
“Besides, i don’t have to rely on you. 1 can always find someone else to do it.”
After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the young man bitterly said, “How much can you give me?”
“If you can find the target in a day, i’ll give you 500 guns and 10 tons of rice!”
“Find the target in two days, and I’ll give you 200 guns and two tons of rice!”
“Find the target in three days, and I’ll give you 20 guns and a ton of rice!”
After hearing Wang Mang’s words, the young man gritted his teeth and said, “That’s impossible! With your conditions, it’s impossible for me to find a target that will be willing to do it for that price!”
“My condition is a thousand guns and 50 tons of rice!”
“If you can satisfy this request, I’ll find a target for you immediately!”
“In fact, I can tell you straight up that I already have a target in mind that fits your requirements…”
