I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 739
Chapter 739: The Dumbstruck Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial
The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial pounced toward An Lin, and Su Wenjun and Long Kui sprang into action again.
However, their defenses were penetrated by the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial again as it slashed a gigantic sword toward An Lin. Their efforts to slay An Lin were then thwarted once again by the emergence of the white spatial cube.
The dragon head jolted in shock before turning to look at a certain spot in the air, where it discovered Bai Ling again.
It was just about to let loose a torrent of abuse at Bai Ling when it decided that it hated An Lin more.
“An Lin! I will kill you!”
The dragon head roared before charging toward An Lin again along with the human head and the phoenix head.
An Lin was amazed at his ability to draw hatred to himself!
He turned to look at Bai Ling only to discover that there was a cheeky smile on her face. It was as if she was playing a prank…
It looked like she was doing something to get into the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s heads, thereby causing them to focus more of their attention on An Lin!
Boom!
Another ear-splitting boom erupted as the human head’s sword crashed once again into the spatial cube around An Lin’s body.
Thus, a never-ending loop developed.
It had to be said that this tactic was extremely effective when stalling for time. It utilized the emotions of their enemies against them to initiate a time-consuming loop.
After the nth time this loop was repeated, the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial finally figured out that something was amiss.
“Wait! Something’s wrong here!” The phoenix head suddenly suffered from a sense of deja vu.
The human head’s eyes widened in shock as it said, “I feel the same way! Why is it that we’ve attacked a Soul Formation Stage cultivator for so long, but he’s still not dead?”
The dragon head’s mind was also scrambling, and it had a nagging feeling that it was forgetting something.
The phoenix head narrowed its eyes. “It’s very likely that we’ve fallen victim to an extremely powerful spiritual spell technique. It could be an illusionary realm, or it could be something to hamper our thought processes… In any case, we don’t have any time to waste. I suggest we combine as one to attain our divine power!”
The dragon head and the human head both fell silent upon hearing this.
Combining as one referred to a fusion of their three souls, where one of their three souls would take control of the entire body, upon which they would be able to see through and destroy all spiritual attacks. However, the price for unleashing such a spell technique would be excruciating agony akin to having one’s soul being torn apart.
“I agree,” the dragon head said.
“Me too,” the human head chimed in.
“I’ll be the brain!” the phoenix head proposed.
“No! You were the brain last time, let me control the body this time!” the dragon head said.
“Hehe… I also want to be the brain, even if it’s just once,” the human head said shyly.
“F*ck off!” the phoenix head and the dragon head roared in unison.
Are you kidding me?
If they let the human head control the body, the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial would well and truly become a retard!
Just the very notion was enough to send shivers down their spines!
“Your personality is too violent. In contrast, I’m a lot wiser, so I should be the brain!” The phoenix head didn’t want to give up on its proposal.
“A bit of violence is mandatory in a fight!” the dragon head retorted.
Thus, the two of them staged a debate between one another.
An Lin, Bai Ling, Su Wenjun, and Long Kui immediately took this opportunity to swallow some pills. They didn’t know what the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial was plotting, but they were happy for them to continue arguing.
Having had his wings eaten, Bai Pengzi transformed back into his human form, except both of his arms were gone. He hid in a forest and concealed his aura as he trembled uncontrollably.
Celestial Maiden Fei Ying’s pretty clothes had been burned to tattered ribbons, and there were burns riddled all over her body. However, she also took this opportunity to change into some new clothes before silently approaching An Lin and the others.
She was worried that the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial would suddenly switch targets to a straggler like her. Hence, she decided to throw in her lot with An Lin’s group and seek strength in numbers!
Daoist Comical Face… Ptui! Duan Hunzi materialized a bomb in the shape of a comical face and hurled it toward the golden barrier before anyone had taken notice of him.
The Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s power of the divine dao had been sealed away, so its trapping spell technique had to have become weaker, right? Perhaps he would be able to break through it with his own strength!
At least, that was the thought process when he took a gamble!
Boom!
An earth-shattering explosion erupted, but the golden barrier only trembled lightly without any signs of shattering.
Duan Hunzi was then plunged into the pits of despair when he noticed that his actions had attracted the attention of the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial…
Holy Mother of God!
He immediately conjured up a huge comical face to obscure his body, so from the perspective of the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial, he looked just like a massive comical face identical to the ones in the sky.
“Alright, stop wasting time! If we keep dragging this out, our powers are going to be completely sealed away!” The phoenix head put a conclusion to the debate as he said, “I am the most senior member among us as well as your elder brother, so you should both listen to me!”
“Alright! I support Brother Phoenix!” The human head raised its hand in support.
Dragon head: “… Sigh, alright then.”
After coming to a decision, three pillars of light, which were red, blue, and white, respectively soared into the sky from their body. The red pillar was like a sea of roaring flames, the blue pillar resembled a gargantuan bolt of lightning, and the white pillar was mysterious and abstract.
The red pillar slowly established itself as the main pillar, and the blue and white pillars slowly converged toward the red pillar.
An Lin was instantly reinvigorated by the sight of lightning!
Thus, the blue pillar of lightning suddenly sped up and crashed violently into the red pillar of flames.
“Holy f*ck!” The phoenix head turned pale with fright.
“What the f*ck?!” The dragon head was filled with shock and rage.
They both came to a sudden realization. They couldn’t use lightning with that f*cking freak nearby!
Boom!
Another terrifying collision of energy erupted as the red and blue pillars showed signs of crumbling as they tremored violently. It was also at this moment that the white pillar became the most dazzling one among the three.
Thus, the other two pillars began to slowly converge toward the white pillar.
The phoenix head was dumbstruck. “Oh, sh*t…”
The dragon head wailed with grief. “NO!!!”
The three pillars of light fused together, and the white pillar of light absorbed the other two before flowing into the human head. Things were developing in a direction that the phoenix head and dragon head would rather die than see happen.
Their body was about to be controlled by a stupid c*nt…
The pillars of light disappeared.
The dragon head and phoenix head closed their eyes with indignation etched on their faces.
A rainbow halo appeared above the human head before rotating steadily.
An Lin felt like that halo was extremely familiar somehow. He soon came to a sudden realization. Didn’t that demonic baby have the exact same f*cking halo?!
A fearsome aura erupted from the Holy Trinity Fiendcelestial’s body while storms of vital energy swept outward throughout heaven and earth.
“Hehehe… It’s me controlling this body this time. This is the first time ever! I’m so excited!”
The human head waved all six arms in the air as part of a joyful jig.
