I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1984
Chapter 1984: The Two Frenzied Dragons
The two armies had already come to an impasse, and barring any mishaps, both sides would retreat soon.
However, these two powerful black dragons were pouncing toward the three Heavenly Gods, looking as if they wouldn’t give up until they slew the Heavenly Gods.
The Kingdom of the Nine States United Army was dumbstruck, as was the Heavenly Human Tribe United Army.
What the f*ck… Were these two True Dragons crazy?
Heavenly Gods were not some weak trash that could be picked off with ease. On the contrary, these were beings that wielded the paramount power of laws! Even Dao Integration Stage True Dragons would be insta-killed if they rushed in mindlessly!
However, the Kingdom of the Nine States United Army was soon relieved upon seeing who these two black dragons were.
These were the two black dragons of the Four Nine Immortal Sect that did not fear death, Xiao Ze and Xiao Tu!
“Eat this, Divine Dragon Tail Whip!” Xiao Ze whipped his massive tail violently toward a lark with a white, smoky divine halo above its head.
The lark crossed its wings to form a shield and blocked the terrifying tail whip. Despite the massive amount of power behind Xiao Ze’s tail, the lark was not moved in the slightest, while Xiao Ze was blasted back by the recoil.
“Heaven Crushing Destructive Dragonbreath! Howl!” Xiao Tu opened his cavernous mouth and unleashed a devastating dragon breath toward a Heavenly God whose entire body was obscured by shadows.
The Heavenly God obscured in shadows suddenly extended a withered, grey palm to block the blast of dragon breath. Invisible ripples proliferated forth, and the terrifying blast of energy quickly receded before it. It was as if the blast of energy was going through a process of de-evolution as it shrank in size, and the level of its energy was becoming lower and lower. Just as it was about to reach the Heavenly God, it was reduced to a light breeze that blew by harmlessly.
The Kingdom of the Nine States United Army was shocked to see this.
Even if Xiao Tu wasn’t on the same level as a heavenly disciple, he was still a Dao Integration Stage primordial dragon! How could this Heavenly God dispel his attack so easily?
“Celestial Thearch, should we go help them out?” The Ancient Dragon Empress wore a speechless expression.
The Celestial Thearch massaged his brows. He didn’t really know what to do either…
“Let’s wait for a while… Let these two black dragons have their fun first…”
Just as his voice faded, Xiao Ze suddenly let loose an almighty roar before pouncing toward the Heavenly God that was enshrouded by shadows.
Meanwhile, Xiao Tu rushed toward the lark.
The two of them clearly had a tacit understanding with one another and had switched opponents without any prior communication.
Xiao Ze used the most brute-force attack by crashing into the Heavenly God that was enshrouded in shadows. The Heavenly God waved a hand, and a black mist swept toward Xiao Ze like a hurricane.
“All-Encompassing Dragon Defense!” A suit of crystalline armor imbued with infinite transformation potential appeared on Xiao Ze’s body. This suit of armor could unleash different defensive powers in response to different types of energy attacks.
The black mist enveloped his body, and his crystalline armor quickly began to crack open.
It was also in that instant that he analyzed his enemy’s ability.
Degradation, de-evolution, depravity!
This was a power that could degrade all things.
Dragons would de-evolve to become wyrms, humans would revert back to ape form, while phoenixes would be degraded to wild chickens.
Furthermore, this power could even reduce life forms down to stem cells.
Xiao Ze’s heart jolted as he made this analysis. Wasn’t this attack a little too terrifying?
He immediately made the right decision, which was to relinquish any efforts to update his defenses. Instead, he continued onward with single-minded ferocity and whipped his tail toward the Heavenly God before him.
The crystalline armor quickly dissolved, but before the black mist came into contact with his dragon scales, his tail had already crashed heavily into the Heavenly God’s body.
Bam!
A resounding boom erupted.
The black shadow crashed down from the sky before plummeting to create a massive crater in the ground.
Countless people’s eyes widened in astonishment upon seeing this.
Xiao Ze had slapped a Heavenly God away with his tail?
At this moment, Xiao Tu also pounced toward the lark. After learning from Xiao Ze’s lesson, Xiao Tu didn’t use a physical attack this time. Instead, he opened his massive mouth.
“Wh… what is he trying to do?”
“No way…”
Everyone’s eyes widened as the black dragon swallowed the lark Heavenly God in an extremely violent manner before clamping his mouth tightly shut.
Everyone drew a sharp intake of breath upon seeing this. He really did dare to eat a Heavenly God!
Was he not scared that the Heavenly God would wreak havoc in his stomach? Was he not scared that the lark would detonate his body? Could it be that he thought he could slowly digest the Heavenly God?
This was not just crazy anymore; this was plain suicidal!
Wait… Suicide seemed to be something he did on a regular basis…
“Hahaha… You won’t be able to escape after entering my stomach! Have a taste of my Infernal Dragon Grinding Disc!” Xiao Tu chortled as terrifying energy exploded within his body.
“Nice!” Xiao Ze laughed heartily as he also threw himself at the Heavenly God on the ground below.
In the heat of the moment, everyone failed to notice the third Heavenly God, which was a speck of light.
The speck of light flashed, and all of a sudden, everyone was blinded by a boundless light that transformed their entire world into a vast expanse of white.
“Arrrgh…!” Living beings howled with anguish, and some were even shedding tears of blood.
The light was so bright that it deprived everyone of their senses.
The Celestial Thearch and Ancient Dragon Empress were quite concerned upon seeing this. They knew that this light was targeting Xiao Ze and Xiao Tu, so they were the ones bearing the brunt of this attack.
Sure enough, roars of shock and panic soon erupted from the two True Dragons.
The light faded just as quickly as it had appeared.
However, the light had only just disappeared when the Celestial Thearch and Ancient Dragon Empress were greeted by the sight of Xiao Ze being slapped away by a massive fan. The massive fan was being wielded by an extremely petite Heavenly Goddess.
“Piss off!” the Heavenly Goddess let loose a disdainful cry.
“Howl…!” Xiao Ze was caught off guard and was slapped flying for over a thousand kilometers. Furthermore, he was being pushed away even further into the distance by a burst of extremely terrifying wind power…
Xiao Tu was in an even more sorry state. His entire body was bright red and scorching hot.
“I’ve become stronger, I’ve become stronger…” Xiao Tu whipped his body frantically and uttered gibberish that no one understood as dragon scales began to detach themselves from his body.
“How are you still alive?” A Heavenly God wielding a massive saber with golden divine symbols engraved upon it was standing on Xiao Tu’s back. Bursts of terrifying saber projections erupted forth, instantly slicing Xiao Tu’s body in half.
“Howl!” Xiao Tu let loose a bloodcurdling cry as piercing light erupted from the two halves of his body.
The Ancient Dragon Empress and Celestial Thearch were about to rush over to help him out, but they immediately changed their minds upon seeing this. Both of them instantly unleashed their most powerful defensive spell techniques to protect the army behind them.
Boom!
An earth-shattering explosion suddenly erupted.
Golden energy engulfed everything in the area in a frenzy.
Xiao Tu had self-detonated!
The Kingdom of the Nine States United Army was filled with grief. Xiao Tu was dead again…
However, it couldn’t be said that Xiao Tu and Xiao Ze had achieved nothing here.
At the very least…
They had drawn two more Heavenly Gods to the scene!