I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1130
Chapter 1130: Some Strange Things
A massive splash appeared over the surface of the boundless ocean.
A black dragon over ten thousand feet in size let loose an elated roar before landing on a nearby island.
His arrival had all of the living beings on the island cowering and trembling in fear.
“Little Xiao, don’t make such a huge commotion on your landings. It’s not good to scare the little animals,” An Lin leaped down from the black dragon’s head before instructing in a meaningful and heartfelt voice.
“I understand, Master!” The black dragon nodded obediently before transforming into a delicate youth again.
An Lin sat down on the beach. Xiao Ze, Bryce, Xu Xiaolan, and Tina also crowded around him with anticipation in their eyes.
“I’ve heard that the Dragon Tribe has a lot of treasures. Is that true?” Tina’s emerald eyes were wide with excitement as she flew around An Lin in circles with her gaze trained firmly on the storage ring in his hand.
Bryce offered a response, “The Dragon Tribe is renowned across the entire continent as the treasure-hoarding tribe. They love searching for and collecting treasures, so they must have a lot of treasures!”
“But the Dragon Tribe don’t always store their treasures in their storage rings. They like to store their treasures in treasure vaults and go in to look at them from time to time,” Xu Xiaolan offered a different opinion.
“Xiaolan is right. I do the same thing.” Xiao Ze nodded in agreement.
An Lin swallowed a little nervously. “There’s no need for further speculation. We’ll know how many treasures are in here when we open the storage rings. It’s now time for the moment of truth!”
He refined and opened Lu Zhenhai’s storage ring first.
This was the general of the Dragon Court’s Divine Guardian Squad and also a mighty figure at the pinnacle of the Return to Void Intermediate Stage. What sort of treasures would he have?
The contents of the storage ring were completely released.
Rumble…
The earth suddenly tremored violently.
Everyone fell into a daze at the sight before their eyes.
Xiao Ze murmured to himself, “What… what are these things?!”
What had appeared before everyone was a mountainous pile of beauties!
All of them were in a vast array of different positions with gorgeous smiles on their faces and intricate dragon horns on their heads.
Everyone was entranced by the sight of them…
An Lin made his way forward and laid a hand on one of the beauties.
“These are fake as they possess no life forces. However, they’re really soft, and their warmth emulates body temperature…”
He didn’t have the vocabulary to describe his current thoughts and emotions. He was feeling a little dizzy at the sight of this mountainous pile of beauties.
Drool began to drip from the corner of Xiao Ze’s lips. “Are these artistic creations?”
An Lin’s lips twitched. Artistic creations my *ss!
These were clearly f*cking sex dolls!
However, they were a lot more lifelike and realistic than the stuff one would find in the mortal world!
Huh? Thinking about it that way, these things weren’t too bad…
“Giant An Lin, these things are so disgusting! We should return them,” Tina said with a disgusted expression.
An Lin was just about to refute her suggestion.
Xu Xiaolan chuckled coldly. “We’re not returning these!”
An Lin was ecstatic upon hearing this.
Xu Xiaolan continued, “These disgusting things have to be burned!”
An Lin: “…”
“Why would Lu Zhenhai have so many Dragon Tribe female models? Could it be that he’s planning on creating a powerful puppet army?” Bryce analyzed with a serious expression.
“That may well be the case! We must keep these things so that we can find out the truth,” Xiao Ze said with an excited expression.
An Lin nodded in agreement. “I’ll take these things and uncover Lu Zhenhai’s…”
He didn’t even get a chance to finish his sentence before flames fell from the sky.
Boom!
Holy Flames roared as they lit up the entire island, as if they were going to cleanse and purify all sins from this world.
The mountainous pile of beauties was instantly burned to ashes by the Holy Flames.
An Lin and Xiao Ze’s mouths gaped open, feeling as if their hearts were being torn apart.
“Lu Zhenhai’s evil artifacts must be destroyed before they have a chance to wreak havoc upon the world!” Xu Xiaolan spoke with a justified expression, and there were still a few wisps of Holy Flames lingering around her fingertip.
An Lin and Xiao Ze: “…”
“Xiaolan is right! I support you wholeheartedly!” Tina was elated.
After suffering from a spell of agonizing heartache, An Lin and Xiao Ze could only accept this brutal reality.
Meanwhile, in the Dragon Court of the Eastern Seas.
Lu Zhenhai was just recovering from his injuries when he let loose a disconsolate sigh.
“Sigh, I had gone to great lengths to construct my puppet harem, only for them to fall into An Lin’s hands. Dammit!
“If I get a chance in the future, I will definitely take my harem back!”
A hateful expression appeared on Lu Zhenhai’s face as a ball of flames burned in his chest.
However, unbeknown to him, this was a mission that could never be accomplished…
On a certain island.
After all of those beauties had been purified from this world, everyone continued to survey the contents of the storage ring.
An Lin tallied everything up to find that there were three million two hundred thousand spirit stones, twenty-six spirit pills, two immortal pills made by the Dragon Tribe, several tons of marine products, and a pile of shiny, golden metallic things that no one knew the purpose or function of.
All in all, it was not bad.
All of the spirit stones were given to the sect treasurer, Xiao Ze.
The immortal pills made by the Dragon Tribe were extremely useful to Dragon Tribe cultivators, so An Lin gave both of them to Xu Xiaolan. She possessed the True Dragon bloodline, so these immortal pills would be quite effective for her.
As for the other items, An Lin split it among everyone else.
“Let’s see what Ao Xianyu has now!”
An excited smile appeared on An Lin’s face. This was the Dragon Court War God, so he should be able to serve up some surprises.
The storage ring was refined, and everything within it was released.
Boom!
The earth tremored violently again.
An Lin was almost blinded by a shiny, golden mountain.
An Lin drew a sharp intake of breath. “Is this a f*cking mountain of gold?”
The mountain before him was very beautiful and well constructed.
It glowed under the light of the sun with a tycoon sheen.
Xiao Ze made his way over to the mountain as if he was entranced, and his body trembled with excitement. “Master… This really is a mountain of gold! And it’s a mountain of gold with a purity of 99.999999999…%!”
“We… we’re rich…” An Lin was completely stunned.
This mountain of gold was about a hundred meters tall. If we were to assume that the mountain was a sixty-degree angle cone, how much money would it be worth?
“Wait, I’m a cultivator, what do I need a mountain of gold for?” An Lin suddenly came to his senses.
He turned to look at the mountain of gold with a cold, disdainful expression.
“Master, if you don’t want it… then give it to me…” Xiao Ze’s breathing had accelerated drastically.
Xu Xiaolan’s face was also quite flushed. “What a beautiful mountain!”
An Lin was dumbstruck. What was wrong with these two?
Oh, right! Dragons were always attracted to shiny and golden things!
In the end, this strange mountain of gold was given to Xiao Ze.
