I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1095
Chapter 1095: How to Deal with a Masochist
Eliza was a masochist!
This discovery had An Lin astonished.
Everything made sense now… He understood why Eliza didn’t hate him even though he had pummeled her for so long. That was because the pain that she had received became the source for her pleasure!
At this moment, Eliza stood up again like an undefeatable warrior. A blood saber and a snow saber materialized in her hands as she charged toward An Lin ferociously. Bursts of red and white saber projections crisscrossed through the void and tore the mountain and earth to shreds. It was as though heaven and earth had been plunged into chilly winter.
“Hahaha… Why aren’t you attacking? Have you become afraid of me?”
Eliza continued to attack as she chuckled seductively. Her crimson eyes gleamed with excitement, and there was also a hint of anticipation flashing within them.
“Would you f*cking cut it out already?!” An Lin howled in fury. He activated the Endless Night Sword Technique, and the sky instantly became a canvas of black. The glimmers of the stars and moon were all blanketed.
His sword projection was particularly formidable, and it easily shattered the saber projections from Eliza’s twin blades. Immediately afterward, a sword strike landed on Eliza’s body.
“Ahhh…!” Eliza moaned seductively as her robe was torn open. Large patches of her skin were revealed, and blood spurted from the fresh gash.
The blush on the female’s face became increasingly obvious as she stumbled backward.
“Such domineering sword strikes,” she whispered. “Such a potent aura!”
An Lin: “…”
Right now, he really wanted to curse out loud.
Thereupon, a critical question was now put in front of him. How could he get a hardcore masochist to hate him?
The battle raged on, and An Lin shifted from attack to defense.
He had a massive headache right now. He felt a sense of helplessness when facing off against this peculiar Blood Tribe cultivator. He had absolutely no idea how to deal with her.
Pummel her? She derived great pleasure from the pain.
Stop pummeling her? She also derived great pleasure from becoming the assailant…
No matter what, she wouldn’t detest him.
An Lin suddenly realized that this female was actually quite adorable if he regarded her without considering the influences of the system. No matter what he did to her, she refused to hate him…
“Hahahaha… What’s wrong? Are you unable to continue?” Eliza became more and more excited as she fought. She ignored the skin that was exposed due to her tattered robe, and the attacks from her dual blades became increasingly potent. “Do you see now? No matter how many times you wound me, I’ll be able to recover thanks to my powerful vitality! If we fight a war of attrition, the loser mightn’t necessarily be me…”
Forget about it… I’ll go for broke!
“You think that I can’t defeat you?” An Lin sneered. “Get ready for the climax!”
He shot a menacing glare at Eliza.
Make You Cry!
Tears streamed down Eliza’s face as a boundless feeling of grief suddenly welled up in her heart.
“Waah… What did you do to me?”
Eliza sobbed in grief as she defended against An Lin’s attacks.
An Lin glanced at the system. There was still no response.
“Heh… Why don’t you guess?” he snickered.
An Lin blocked Eliza’s saber strike. He then sent forth another pitch-black sword projection. A gaping wound was ripped into Eliza’s body.
Just as Eliza was moaning seductively, An Lin activated the Make You Poo technique!
The overwhelming discomfort of suffering from diarrhea suddenly washed over Eliza’s entire body.
At her rank, it was already unnecessary for her to ingest food. However, she had still eaten and drank quite a lot during the Blood Tasting Festival earlier. Moreover, some of the food still hadn’t been completely digested and absorbed yet…
Pfff…!
Eliza’s backdoor exploded!
Bright red liquid and some unknown matter sprayed out uncontrollably.
“Ahhh!”
The female finally started shrieking. She clutched at her lower body and hurriedly retreated. There was a look of humiliation and hatred on her flushed face.
An Lin felt extremely reassured upon seeing this. If he couldn’t get her to detest him by pummeling her, then he would get her to detest him by disgusting her! He would disgust her until she loathed him!
In fact, pummeling someone and disgusting someone were two completely different concepts.
Pummeling someone was a show of dominance and violation. On the other hand, disgusting someone was to provoke their discomfort and repulse them.
An Lin excitedly glanced toward his system upon seeing the look of hatred on Eliza’s face. However, he discovered that there was still no progress. This signified that she still didn’t detest him enough. He needed to work harder!
He could only use the Make You Poo technique once a day. Now that he had already used it, what could he still do?
Eliza used a body cleansing technique. Then, she roared in fury and lunged toward An Lin.
“Hahaha… You actually did such kinds of things in front of me… You’re super disgusting!” There was a look of disdain and ridicule on An Lin’s face as he howled with laughter.
Right now, he had already stopped attacking Eliza. This was in order to prevent her from deriving pleasure from being pummeled.
Meanwhile, he had also made sure that her attacks didn’t hit him. This was in order to prevent her from deriving pleasure from pummeling others.
Eliza was a hardcore masochist, and she also had a sadist tendency at the same time. The best strategy for An Lin would be to not engage in any battles. If she couldn’t pummel someone or be pummeled, then she wouldn’t be able to experience any pleasure. As a result, she would become agitated and perhaps even start to detest him!
“Why are you hiding? Why aren’t you attacking me?” The blade of Eliza’s blood saber was wild and bloodthirsty, while the blade of her snow saber was cold and emotionless. When the attacks of these two sabers combined, even supreme beings of the Return to Void Intermediate Stage would be unable to evade their attacks.
However, An Lin had already activated the Divine Inspection Technique and Kun Peng Travel Technique. His body was as nimble as a ghost, and he was able to narrowly evade Eliza’s attacks time and time again.
Eliza had hacked at An Lin countless times already, yet not a single one of her strikes had landed. This drove her crazy and pushed her toward the brink of a mental breakdown…
…
At this moment, within the spacious hall.
Close to one thousand Blood Tribe cultivators lay on the floor.
Starbucks, the newly ranked up Return to Void Stage cultivator, also lay half-dead on the floor. The pools of blood on the floor made the red carpet appear even more brilliant and vibrant.
Xu Xiaolan’s beauty appeared otherworldly as she stood proudly with the Dragon Sparrow Sword in her hand. Her appearance and aura were like that of a heavenly celestial maiden. However, in the eyes of the half-dead Blood Tribe cultivators, she looked like a terrifying demoness who had walked out from a sea of blood and corpses.
“Absolutely terrifying… She can actually absorb life force…”
“She’s tireless and becomes more powerful the more that she kills… Sure enough, she’s a Demon Lord!”
“Shut up, don’t draw her attention to us…”
The collapsed Blood Tribe cultivators quietly chatted among themselves.
Although Xu Xiaolan was slightly short of breath, she still felt full of vigor and energy. This was thanks to the formidable power of the core cultivation technique of Xing Tian’s dao of slaughter. The more that one killed, the more devastating one’s aura became.
Xu Xiaolan didn’t so much as glance at the defeated cultivators sprawled on the floor. Instead, she quietly walked toward the entrance of the hall. She gazed into the distance and murmured, “What on Earth is An Lin doing? Does he need this long to defeat a supreme being of the Return to Void Intermediate Stage?”
Then, Xu Xiaolan saw the strange battle between An Lin and Eliza.
Eliza attacked ferociously, yet An Lin continuously evaded her attacks. Moreover, he never launched a single attack of his own.
Xu Xiaolan was slightly confused.
What’s An Lin doing?
Also… Eliza’s clothes are far too tattered…
Eliza’s figure was especially voluptuous and seductive. Right now, her clothes were hanging off her body like strips of rags. This was far too indecent!
…
On the battlefield.
An Lin shot back in retreat as Eliza launched another powerful saber strike.
At the same time, a piercing glow flashed across Eliza’s eyes, and she immediately fled into the distance.
She had chosen to escape after forcing An Lin into retreat!
“Trying to escape? It won’t be that easy!” An Lin snickered.
After activating the Wings of Wind, Kun Peng Travel, and Wind Sword in unison, he caught up to Eliza in no time. Then, he started to continually harass her. Hands of Clouds and Mists, Binding Snake Whip…
Xu Xiaolan’s dainty mouth hung slightly agape. Weren’t the techniques that An Lin used a bit… strange?
“Why aren’t you hitting me? And why aren’t you letting me escape either?!” Eliza—who was being continually disgusted while being unable to experience pleasure—finally started to howl in grief and anger.
An Lin gazed at Eliza affectionately. “Because I like you!”
Eliza’s pupils contracted, and her jaws dropped.
A pure and sincere smile spread across An Lin’s face.
He was clear about what he was doing. Since he was unable to pummel Eliza, then he would try his best to harass her. He would prevent her from achieving her goals and even use frivolous love to disgust her.
After realizing that she had been humiliated and disdained, Eliza would definitely develop a feeling of hatred toward him.
An Lin felt that his plan was perfect. However, what he didn’t know was, a certain female who was standing on a distant mountain had witnessed this entire process…
Xu Xiaolan: “…”
