I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1013
Chapter 1013: Xiao Chou’s Wedding
Most of the core members of the Four Nine Immortal Sect were here.
Aside from Little Huang, An Lin’s entire beast pet team had turned up.
Xiao Hong, Da Bai, Little Na, Little Tian, and Little Gu were all here.
Even his disciples, Xiao Ze and Ye Ling, had arrived.
Bryce and Little Lang stayed behind to guard the sect.
This was the first time Ye Ling had traveled out of the Kingdom of the Nine States and witnessed the bizarre sights and scenes of the Tai Chu Continent.
Especially after seeing all of the strange living beings attending the wedding, her delicate features paled in fright, and she gripped tightly onto An Lin’s sleeve to give herself a sense of security.
“Master, Master, why is that carrot able to run?”
“Because that carrot has gained sentient will and intelligence.”
“Master, Master, why is that stuffed bun able to fly?”
“Because that stuffed bun has gained sentient will and intelligence!”
“Master, Master, why can so many things here gain sentient wills and intelligence?”
“Sigh… That’s a story that goes back to when Pangu first created heaven and earth.”
An Lin explained all sorts of phenomena that he was unable to provide explanations for with a resigned expression in an effort to be a good master.
More and more strange living beings began to gather, and Ye Ling’s horizons were broadened significantly.
The bride and groom were making final preparations in the palace, and the pastor of the wedding appeared before the audience.
The pastor for this wedding was still the same old Qing Yinghu.
At the last wedding, there had been two abductions. Qing Yinghu had been completely dumbstruck, and his ability to react and adapt as a pastor had been thrown out the window.
This time, he was determined to redeem himself and make this wedding a success!
All of the wedding-goers had gathered, and it was time for the wedding to commence. Colorful lights shimmered in the sky, alongside a group of white cranes that circled in the air above.
As a piece of cheerful wedding music sounded, Qing Yinghu stood in the air to introduce the identity of the groom.
He decided to gloss over a description of the groom’s looks and focus on other things he could praise Xiao Chou about. Of course, he could praise his looks as well. For example, his face would be able to ward off any evil spirits…
Soon, the groom took the stage.
Xiao Chou wore a vibrant red robe and a red hat that was traditionally worn by grooms as he made his way toward the wedding hall. A powerful aura emanated from his body as he walked.
When he looked around at the audience, all of the living beings in attendance felt their pulse accelerated.
My God! He’s looking at people with his nostrils!
Xiao Chou arrived at the wedding altar and looked around with his bright and piercing bulb-like eyes. His eyes seemed to be able to see directly into the souls of the wedding-goers present, giving him an intimidating and gallant air.
Qing Yinghu took a deep breath to calm his emotions before introducing the bride.
This was a much easier introduction. Regardless of whether it was her beauty, her aptitude, or her status, all of these were points that could be praised. After all, she was the most perfect woman within the Fox Tribe, so he could shower as many compliments upon her as he wanted.
Soon, the bride made her way out of the palace.
Bai Yao wore a pristine white wedding dress that fluttered in the breeze.
There was an extremely happy smile on her peerlessly beautiful face.
She didn’t look at her surroundings. Her eyes were firmly fixed on Xiao Chou, as if he was the only one in this world who was worth looking at.
Xiao Chou was also looking at her, and an ugly smile surfaced on his face.
Their eyes met, and Bai Yao’s heart rate skyrocketed.
She made her way toward Xiao Chou with timidity in her heart, but also anticipation, as if she was walking toward a happy life.
Never in her wildest dreams did she think that she would get married to Xiao Chou. She was already extremely satisfied after just staying by his side for a month, but the heavens had spoiled her and given her a chance at even more happiness.
She was overwhelmed by her elation, and tears welled up in her eyes.
She was going to get married. She was getting married to the love of her life.
The entire White Fox Tribe had given her their blessings, Xiao Chou’s family and friends had given her their blessings, and the entire Creation Realm had also given her their blessings. Everything was so magnificent and glorious…
Bai Yao made her way toward Xiao Chou like the most beautiful princess walking toward her prince. The prince didn’t have to be handsome, but he had to be the gentlest and most reliable man in the princess’ life.
The two of them looked into each other’s eyes and smiled at the same time.
“I didn’t think I would have a chance to marry you in this life.” Bai Yao was feeling overwhelmed by her emotions.
“I’ve fantasized and dreamed about marrying you countless times,” Xiao Chou replied with a smile.
An amused smile appeared on Bai Yao’s face. “What a coincidence! Me too.”
Qing Yinghu opened his mouth, but he was distraught to find that the bride and groom were conversing with one another as if he didn’t exist.
Oi! I haven’t even delivered my lines yet! Can you guys leave the flirting for later?
Do you not want to swear your wedding vows?
Finally, there was a pause in their conversation.
Qing Yinghu immediately grabbed this opportunity to interrogate… Ptui! To ask for their wedding vows!
It was also at this moment that Bai Ling’s brows furrowed as she stood beside An Lin.
She spoke in a quiet voice, “The Spatial White Fairy has detected some abnormal spatial fluctuations. We’ve got trouble.”
Bai Ling knew about the Black Fox Tribe and the Spirit Fish Clan, so she knew that the mighty figures on their way here could only be enemies. However, their enemies were obviously unaware of the Spatial White Fairy’s terrifying sensitivity to spatial fluctuations.
Right at this moment, Xiao Chou and Bai Yao had both said: “I do”.
The two of them engaged in a passionate kiss.
A burst of raucous applause and cheers instantly erupted.
An Lin chuckled to himself. “These stupid c*nts can’t even crash a wedding on time!”
His expression then began to take a frosty turn. “We can’t just let them go now that they’ve come here. Anyone who dares to crash Xiao Chou’s wedding must pay!”
A faint smile appeared on Bai Ling’s face as she tore open a spatial gate. “I’ll lead the way!”
All of the Four Nine Immortal Sect cultivators stirred as they turned toward the spatial gate with battle intent burning in their eyes.
Bai Muyu made her way toward An Lin with five Return to Void Stage mighty figures behind her.
“I’m coming as well. It’s time for them to pay for what they did to Little Yao.”
A handsome man with a green tail also joined the party.
His eyes narrowed in a faint smile. “I’ll come along too.”
An Lin’s heart jolted. The man standing before him was the most powerful mighty figure of the Green Fox Tribe, the Return to Void Final Stage Qing Beichen.
Ever since the Black Fox Tribe sided with the Spirit Fish Clan, the White Fox Tribe and the Green Fox Tribe had formed an unspoken alliance in order to oppose the Black Fox Tribe, which was growing steadily in strength.
All of the other mighty figures had also noticed this gathering of powerful beings, and they could guess what was happening. However, since none of this concerned them, there was no point in taking any sides.
Yue Dou hesitated momentarily before also making his way toward An Lin.
An Lin extended a respectful bow toward Yue Dou. “Senior Yue Dou, I owe you a favor.”
“Hehe… Not really. I’m just getting a bit rusty from inactivity and wanted some sparring partners…” Yue Dou chuckled as he waved his hands.
He held the Four Nine Immortal Sect in high regard, but he held the Heavenly Court in even higher regard.
As such, it wouldn’t hurt to help them out.
Thus, Bai Ling led a formidable army of mighty figures into her spatial gate.
The main couple of the show fell silent as An Lin and the others disappeared into the spatial gate.
A smile appeared on Xiao Chou’s face. “Bai Yao, meeting you is the happiest thing to have ever happened to me, but meeting An Lin and my companions is the luckiest thing to have ever happened to me.”
A smile also appeared on Bai Yao’s face. “I’ll come with you, Xiao Chou. I’m now married to you, so I’m a member of the Four Nine Immortal Sect too.”
The two of them had a tacit understanding with one another and did not need to use words to elaborate on their thoughts.
Xiao Chou took Bai Yao’s hand. “Alright, let’s go help them together!”
Thus, the two newly-weds flew away from the wedding altar right in front of everyone’s eyes, before the ceremony had even concluded.
That’s right, the two of them were eloping once again.
Pastor Qing Yinghu: “…”
