I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1005
Chapter 1005: Let’s Elope
A rain of flower petals fell as the passionate kiss deepened.
All of the onlookers present were dumbfounded. Regardless of whether it was the foxes engaged in battle or the wedding-goers in the audience, all of them were staring blankly at this scene.
The most beautiful princess in the Fox Tribe had voluntarily kissed an impossibly hideous monkey!
Heaven and earth seemed to have lost all of its lusters in that moment!
The sheer visual shock had short-circuited everyone’s brain.
An Lin, Da Bai, and Tina were also dumbstruck.
They had a rough gauge on the relationship between Xiao Chou and Bai Yao, and they knew that there was a very good chance that Bai Yao was in love with Xiao Chou, but they didn’t think she would love him this much!
An Lin couldn’t help but recall back to that night in the Seductive Fox House, where Xiao Chou had said he would spend the night with anyone that could voluntarily kiss him after he took off his mask.
In the end, when he took off his mask, all of the vixens had fled for their lives.
The Fox Tribe was extremely sensitive to looks, so to them, Xiao Chou’s face was akin to a nuclear weapon.
However, after taking off Xiao Chou’s mask, Bai Yao had kissed him without a second of hesitation!
And the smile on her face as she did so was so sincere and genuine!
All of the onlookers present, including An Lin’s group, were all struck by the same thought.
Is Bai Yao blind?!
“Perhaps this is true love,” An Lin muttered.
In terms of aptitude, there wasn’t much of a disparity between Xiao Chou and Bai Yao. In terms of status, Bai Yao was a high-born princess of the White Fox Tribe. In terms of looks, the disparity was like heaven and hell.
But despite all this, Bai Yao still made the shocking move!
What else could this be but true love?
Just as everyone had been stunned into silence, Hong Dou suddenly came to his senses and stared at An Lin in shock. “An Lin, my friend… Y-you’ve been cucked!”
An Lin’s lover had just voluntarily kissed a monkey! And she had done so right before this massive audience!
Many of the onlookers also began to come to realizations of their own upon hearing Hong Dou’s cry of surprise.
Thus, news of An Lin being cucked by a monkey began to spread throughout the entire wedding venue.
An Lin almost threw up a mouthful of blood upon hearing this.
He turned toward the instigator to find that it was a familiar rock golem. Everything made sense now!
It was him again! That rock golem who specialized in screwing people over, Hong Dou!!!
“Hong Dou! I’m going to f*cking kill you!”
An Lin flared up as he pulled out his Evil-Slaying Sword!
Right at this moment, Bai Yao and Xiao Chou’s kiss finally drew to a conclusion.
The two pairs of lips gradually separated.
Bai Yao stared at Xiao Chou, and her eyes beautiful eyes rippled with an enticing light.
Xiao Chou stared blankly at Bai Yao with tears in his eyes. “Little Yao, you haven’t changed at all. You’re still just as beautiful as ever.”
A sweet smile appeared on Bai Yao’s face. “You haven’t changed at all either. You’re just as ugly as you once were.”
“I… What did I do to deserve you? Why did you kiss me? I… I’m so ugly, and you and I are only friends…” Xiao Chou uttered a string of nonsense.
This was the first time he had been kissed by someone.
He had thought that no one would ever kiss him because of his looks, but the woman he loved, the woman so flawlessly beautiful that he felt a sense of crushing inferiority just by being in her presence, had kissed him without any hesitation.
An aggrieved expression appeared on her face. “What do you mean we’re only friends? I thought… we had entered a relationship on that day when you replied to my question by saying that you didn’t mind having a fox for a dao partner… Is that not the case?”
Xiao Chou faltered upon hearing this, and tears began to flow from his eyes again.
He thought back to that day, when the little monkey and the little fox sat side by side on a tree branch, looking up at the starry night sky. Fireflies danced in the forest around them, and they chatted with one another without a care in the world.
The little fox asked a question, to which the little monkey gave an immediate reply.
Who would have thought that both of them were under the impression that their relationship had been forged at that moment?
That was quite an uneventful and mundane night, but they could sense the emotions behind each other’s words, and they both remembered that night clearly to this very day.
Over a hundred years had passed since then.
The white fox and the monkey had both grown up and had finally encountered one another again.
Bai Yao was still stubbornly holding onto those feelings from over a century ago…
Her determination was like a mirror image of Xiao Chou’s.
“No! That IS the case! I love being with you! I’ve always loved being with you, and that hasn’t changed in the slightest!” Xiao Chou held onto Bai Yao tightly as he spoke in an impassioned voice.
An Lin felt a sense of warmth flowing through his heart at the sight of the embracing couple.
He had initially thought that Xiao Chou’s love was completely delusional.
Only now did he discover that Bai Yao was just as delusional as Xiao Chou was!
When two weirdos met, sparks really could fly!
A vibrant smile appeared on Bai Yao’s face upon hearing Xiao Chou’s reply. “I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, waiting for the day that you would come and find me. I envisioned that I would be waiting for you in a gorgeous wedding dress before diving into your arms with no regard for anything else, then eloping with you to somewhere we could be alone…”
Xiao Chou princess carried the injured Bai Yao right before the eyes of countless onlookers.
Her pure white wedding dress fluttered with the wind, caressing Xiao Chou’s black crystal armor, creating a serene contrast.
Bai Yao was still staring at the monkey with unbridled passion in her eyes.
This was a beautiful and thought-provoking scene.
In order to not ruin it for themselves, all of the onlookers selectively ignored Xiao Chou’s hideous face.
Elsewhere, a woman hugged a man to her chest and sobbed. “Chen Nan, my love, you’ve been disfigured… Your teeth are gone, and your face is all crooked and ugly! How am I supposed to love you now? Waah…”
Chen Nan roared with rage in his heart. What the f*ck are you spouting all this nonsense for? Feed me a regenerative spirit pill at least!
Boom!
Another explosion of energy erupted.
The Black Fox Emperor, Chen Hao, had withdrawn the restrictions he had placed around Bai Muyu and was attacking Bai Yao.
He was going to do what his son had been unable to do!
Since things had already developed to this extent, he had to take the Frosty Yang Root himself to ensure the survival of his son!
An Lin and Tina instantly appeared before Xiao Chou.
“You dare to stand in my way? Do you want to die?” Chen Hao let loose an enraged roar as he launched a palm forward. The black power of the divine dao swept toward An Lin in an overwhelming wave while warping and twisting the space before it with its terrifying power.
An Lin summoned a black brick to protect himself.
An earth-shattering collision ensued, through which the black brick remained as still as an impregnable fortress, thus keeping the attack at bay.
“Divine Technique, Obscured Divine Strike.”
Tina’s sword pierced through space, and the top-tier divine technique she had attained from her Divine Mirror World was unleashed as the sword projection flashed toward Chen Hao’s chest! Everything in this world was frozen solid as heaven and earth fell silent. The only sound that could be heard was the ringing of her sword as it soared into the clouds.
As a Return to Void Final Stage mighty figure, Chen Hao detected a potent sense of danger, and he immediately put his palms together to lock onto the blade of the sword that was sweeping toward him.
His body was knocked back by the force of the attack.
“Protect Princess Bai Yao!” Bai Muyu issued a loud command.
All of the White Fox Tribe mighty figures sprang into action. They were followed by mighty figures from the Green Fox Tribe and the Divine Rock Tribe to form a formidable lineup.
However, the Black Fox Tribe had also joined forces with the Spirit Fish Clan to create a powerful army of their own, and the entire wedding venue was transformed into a perilous and chaotic battlefield.
Upon seeing the chaos around her, Bai Yao didn’t fluster or panic; not even in the slightest. Instead, she pulled out a white jade pendant, upon which was carved a mysterious symbol, before handing it to Xiao Chou.
Xiao Chou was a little perplexed. “This is…”
“This is the spatial skipping talisman I was planning to use should I reunite with you.”
Bai Yao took a deep breath as she looked at Xiao Chou.
“Little Monkey, let’s elope together!”
