I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1001
Chapter 1001: The Wedding
In the end, An Lin’s plan to let Xiao Chou enjoy a good time seemed to have failed.
Xiao Chou didn’t have a very good time, but An Lin and Da Bai certainly did…
The three of them made their way out of the Seductive Fox House and returned to their living quarters.
“To think that even a man with his heart broken like this would be able to refrain from letting himself go. It has to be said… Xiao Chou really is a faithful man.” An Lin sighed with emotion.
“It’s not good to be overly faithful as that would make a man quite vulnerable. Big Brother Chou must be very tired of living like this. I suggest we go and drink the night away! Woof!” Da Bai wagged his bushy tail as he spoke.
A smile appeared on Xiao Chou’s face upon hearing their conversation. “Don’t worry about me. I’ve already let go of everything. I just need time.”
An Lin and Da Bai were quite relieved to hear this.
Even at night, Qing Hu City was extremely lively. This was a city that never slept. In this vibrant and glorious city, many recreational venues would stay open until the next morning.
An Lin and the others didn’t stay out the entire night. After all, they still had a pure and innocent fairy waiting for them.
An Lin didn’t want to ruin the image of himself in Tina’s heart.
Even though his image had been ruined a long time ago.
“Giant An Lin, why were you guys out for so long?”
Within the inn they were staying at, Tina interrogated them with her hands on her hips.
An Lin coughed lightly. “We were just trying to cheer Xiao Chou up, so we went to watch a dance.”
“That’s right. It was a very majestic and enticing dance. There were also vixen escorts there, but we were very self-aware and chased them all away! Woof!” Da Bai chimed in with a serious expression.
Tina clearly had no trust for the two of them anymore, and she turned to Xiao Chou. “Is that true?”
Xiao Chou nodded with a speechless expression. They had indeed chased away all of the vixen escorts. And they had chased them away using his face.
A profound sense of sorrow welled up in his heart.
This was the first time he had discovered that his ugliness could be used as a weapon.
The next morning…
A refreshing aroma wafted throughout the entire city.
Red flower petals fluttered down from the sky, laying a red carpet on the ground below.
The entire Fox Tribe was in celebration over this glorious day.
Bai Yao and Chen Nan’s wedding was going to be held today.
Within the largest imperial palace of Qing Hu City, Qing Hu Palace, cultivators from all over the world gathered to attend the wedding. One ferocious mutant beast after another flew through the air, towing carriages behind them. There were even some who were looking to make a statement and had wyrm towing arks that landed in Qing Hu Palace.
It was an extremely lively and magnificent spectacle to behold.
Since there were many people who were attending the wedding, there was no way the guards could identify everyone, so they only granted entry to those who came with invitation letters.
An Lin had “borrowed” a letter of invitation, and he made his way into the imperial palace with Xiao Chou, Tina, and Da Bai trailing along behind him.
A white light flashed through his eyes, and he saw three massive formations that intertwined with one another had enshrouded the entire imperial palace.
This was most likely a Dao Integration Stage formation. Even though An Lin could see the flaws within the formation, it would not be a simple task for him to break through it.
However, it wasn’t like he had to break through it.
He was just here to accompany Xiao Chou in fulfilling his final, masochistic wish before leaving this place.
“What a grand occasion! This is almost comparable to the grand opening of our sect. Woof!” Da Bai looked around at his surroundings with an astonished expression.
“This is an important event even in the context of the entire Creation Realm, so it’s normal that such a grand celebration is being held,” An Lin said.
There were many sect representatives from all over the Creation Realm here.
An Lin’s team of a human, a monkey, a dog, and a fairy was quite an outlandish one, but it was completely mundane here as all of the living beings gathered around them were much weirder than their team was.
They caught sight of a huge snowball rolling along before extending an excited greeting toward a huge silver saber. “Hahaha, long time no see, Mighty Saber Monarch, you look like you haven’t aged a single day.”
The silver saber swung itself through the air with a smug expression. “Of course! I’m just as sharp and hard as ever. How about it? Do you want a taste of me again?”
The huge snowball rolled around the silver saber with excitement as the temperature began to plummet around it. “Sure! Let’s go at it tonight! We’ll see if your blade is harder and more erect, or if my snow is more tight[1]!”
“Giant An Lin, what are they saying?” Tina was curious.
“Ahem, I think they’re challenging each other to a battle.” An Lin didn’t want to be too detailed with his explanation in case he corrupted this pure and innocent little fairy.
There were spectacles like this taking place all over Qing Hu Palace.
The living beings of the Creation Realm were the most diverse and the most outlandish.
Highly-intelligent animals were already quite commonplace. Aside from them, there were all sorts of highly-intelligent creatures that should have been inanimate objects, such as snowballs, weapons, food…
Da Bai encountered a large pan-fried sesame cake chasing after two huge delectable golden fritters, and he had to resist the urge to eat them.
From a certain perspective, the Fox Tribe within the Creation Realm was the most normal tribe within this area. At least they could reproduce through normal procedures!
How was a pan-fried sesame cake supposed to reproduce?!
How were deep-fried fritters supposed to make love?
Tina felt like everything was an extraordinary spectacle. “It feels like all of the creatures here had their sentient will and intelligence bestowed upon them by the heavens. How fascinating!”
An Lin and Da Bai nodded in agreement with Tina’s statement.
At this moment, about a dozen rock golems with flames burning in their chest also arrived at the palace.
Their arrival instantly attracted countless pairs of eyes.
This was not because of their appearance. Instead, it was because of their status.
These rock golems with flames burning in their chest were members of the Divine Rock Tribe who ruled over one of the ten main cities of the Creation Realm, Rock City!
The Fox Tribe higher-ups immediately made their way toward the Divine Stone Tribe representatives to extend a greeting.
At this moment, one of the rock golems suddenly caught sight of An Lin and his pupils contracted.
“What’s wrong, Hong Dou?” a rock golem with a powerful aura beside him asked.
“Nothing. I thought I had seen someone familiar,” Hong Dou replied.
“Who is it?” another rock golem beside him asked.
“Uh… I must have been mistaken.” Hong Dou shook his head before turning toward the foxes before him.
Even though he was quite curious about why An Lin had come here, he knew that this was not the time for a reunion.
Two hours later.
All of the powerful beings from the ten tribes as well as their sect representatives had arrived at the palace, amounting to a total of over a hundred thousand living beings.
At this moment, a pure white hall supported by white crystalline pillars appeared at the center of the palace.
At the same time, a divine light erupted in the sky as heavenly music wafted through the air.
A joyful and celebratory song began to play.
All of the living beings present turned their eyes toward the exquisitely intricate white hall.
An Lin, Xiao Chou, and the others had made their way to the forefront of the audience.
The wedding everyone was here for was finally about to begin.
[1] This is a play on words where the Chinese pronunciation of snow is quite similar to the pronunciation of a slang for p*ssy.
