I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1000

Chapter 1000: I’ll Spend the Night with Whoever Kisses Me

An Lin decided to respect Xiao Chou’s decision.

Since Xiao Chou had decided to attend Bai Yao’s wedding and witness her happiest moment with his own two eyes, then the only thing An Lin and the others could do was to accompany him.

They were no longer going to abduct the bride. After all, everything was a misunderstanding. Xiao Chou was only going to attend the wedding for some closure so that he could let go of his fixation and unresolved emotions.

An Lin decided to settle at Qing Hu City and wait for the day of the wedding.

Days passed by one after the other.

Qing Hu City gradually became more and more lively.

This was a wedding between a princess of the White Fox Tribe and a prince of the Black Fox Tribe. It was like a fairytale wedding between the prince and princess and was something everyone admired and yearned for.

This was a grand occasion for the Creation Realm, and living beings from every tribe gathered at Qing Hu City. There were even some representatives from nearby sects who had come here to attend the wedding and offer their congratulations.

Their wedding was an eagerly-anticipated spectacle.

On the night before the wedding…

Fireworks blossomed in the sky, lighting up the night with their vibrant colors.

An Lin invented an excuse to placate Tina before taking Xiao Chou and Da Bai to the holy land for all men.

The Seductive Fox House!

This was heaven on earth in a sense.

At the very center of the Seductive Fox House was a beautiful blue stage in the form of a lotus flower.

There was a group of scantily dressed seductive vixens dancing on the stage. These vixens had reached the pinnacle of the art of seduction, and each and every one of their movements had the blood of the male onlookers surging within their bodies.

Within a booth, which was located at a prime location to enjoy the view onstage…

A man and a dog were completely entranced by the dancing vixens on the stage, and there were a few sexy vixens attending to their needs within the booth, sidling up to the two of them with their voluptuous bodies.

There was also a monkey wearing a mask, which was quite a unique spectacle in this place. Even though he was also looking at the dancing vixens on the stage, his mind was completely adrift, and he seemed to be completely disinterested with everything happening around him.

“Xiao Chou, you have to learn to enjoy the moment. Why are you engrossed in your thoughts? Look at all those gorgeous foxes on stage and the exquisite performance they’re putting on. Are you not interested at all?” An Lin tried to lift the spirits of the dejected Xiao Chou.

“Exactly! Look at all of these big sisters around us! They’re so kind and thoughtful, and their bodies are so voluptuous and enticing! How could you just shun them like this, Big Brother Chou? Woof!” Da Bai also chimed in. His right paw was placed around a delectable vixen’s waist.

However, Xiao Chou was like a monkey carved out of stone who remained completely emotionless at the sight of the seductive vixens dancing on the stage.

An Lin had identified him as the main target, and he was currently surrounded by a throng of vixens. There were innocent and adorable little sisters, shy and petite lolis, sexy and seductive big sisters, as well as aggressive and daring milfs…

All of them flocked around Xiao Chou, unleashing all of their seductive techniques to try and appease him.

The tycoon cultivator beside them told them that anyone who could successfully seduce this monkey would receive fifty thousand spirit stones!

For the vixens of the Seductive Fox House, this was a huge amount of money!

“Come on, Brother Monkey, have a drink.”

“Do you want some fruit? I’ll feed you. Open wide…”

“Hmm, embrace me, Brother Monkey…”

“Why are you wearing a mask, Brother Monkey? Even though you look really awesome with the mask on, we all really want to see what you look like.”

Xiao Chou heaved a resigned sigh upon hearing this. “I’m afraid I’d startle all of you if I take off my mask.”

A red fox with a pair of impressive melons was unconvinced. “Impossible! Brother Monkey’s impressive physique already gets a nine out of ten from me, so we won’t be startled no matter what you look like. We’ve already fallen in love with your body, and we’ll learn to love your face too.”

“Exactly!”

“Take off the mask, Brother Monkey.”

A bunch of vixens chimed in with excitement.

In order to gain access to a man’s heart, they had to take off his mask, both physically and figuratively. They were all experts in seduction, so they were quite familiar with this mantra.

They were professionals in the industry and had seen all types of customers.

He was worried his appearance would startle them? What a joke!

Xiao Chou paused momentarily before finally conceding to the peer pressure. “Alright, I agree to take off my mask. But why don’t we play a game first?”

All of the vixens were excited upon hearing about a game being proposed.

“Sure!”

“I love to play games.”

“What game do you want to play? I won’t be able to play if it’s something too naughty…”

“I can only strip off one item of clothing at a time as a punishment for losing the game.”

A faint smile appeared on Xiao Chou’s face. “I’ll take off my mask, and I’ll spend the night with anyone who can take the initiative to kiss me.”

“Gasp…”

Each and every one of the vixens drew a sharp intake of breath. This was a fifty-thousand-spirit-stone opportunity!

The atmosphere instantly exploded as all of the vixens jostled for the ideal position to kiss Xiao Chou first. They would lose this opportunity if they were too slow!

“Me me me, Brother Monkey, I want to kiss you!”

“Stop pushing! This spot is mine!”

“Hey, I had that spot first!”

Xiao Chou looked at the vixens before him as he slowly took off his mask.

A shocking set of features was revealed to all of the vixens.

The atmosphere instantly fell deathly silent.

All of the vixens’ mouths gaped open while their breathing speed faltered.

Those eyes, that nose, that mouth, that face…

How terrifying!

An ugly smile appeared on Xiao Chou’s face. “Who wants to kiss me?”

All of the vixens shuddered upon hearing this.

“Ah…!”

Some of the vixens were already screeching from fear.

There were even some who had collapsed to the ground as their legs had given out from under them.

All of the vixens that were scrambling for a chance to kiss Xiao Chou instantly dispersed and fled the scene.

The Fox Tribe was a tribe that yearned for beauty, and Xiao Chou’s face was simply too much of a visual shock to them. All of them had completely sh*t themselves at the thought of kissing Xiao Chou, and all of them fled for their lives.

They had been professionally trained to be accepting of their customers, no matter how ugly they were… but this was on a whole new level!

In the end, only a red-tailed vixen remained behind. She was staring blankly at Xiao Chou and did not run away.

Her mental fortitude was the strongest among the group of vixens, and she had managed to repress the urge to flee the scene.

She was currently engaged in a fierce internal conflict.

To kiss, or not to kiss?

All she had to do was to close her eyes and peck him on the lips for fifty thousand spirit stones!

Xiao Chou smiled politely at the only vixen that remained.

“Gasp…”

The vixen’s body shuddered at the sight of that impossibly hideous smile, and her eyes slowly glazed over as she fainted and collapsed to the ground.

All of the vixens within the booth had been defeated by Xiao Chou, and the entire booth fell completely silent.

An Lin: “…”

Da Bai: “…”

Xiao Chou smiled to himself before silently putting the mask on his face again.

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