I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today - Chapter 208
Chapter 208: Chapter 208: The Roads are Narrow for Enemies
Translator: 549690339
On the streets of Hangzhou, an off-road vehicle sped along the flat and wide road.
Wind rushed in from the car window, blowing away the stickiness of sweat on the skin, and it was cool and refreshing.
Bai Youwei sat in the passenger seat, humming a song in a cheerful mood. The song went: “Little white rabbit, so white, with two ears standing up, it likes to eat carrots and greens, hopping and jumping so
Tan Xiao chimed in from the back seat: “Ha ha! I know this one too! Let me recite for you all!”
He cleared his throat and recited with varied intonations: “Little white rabbit, so white, with two ears standing up, peel its skin, chop it into pieces, toss it in the pan and stir fry, add some water, cover the lid, sprinkle cilantro before serving!”
Before anyone else could react, he had already started laughing at his own joke, “Ha ha ha,” non-stop.
“How was it? How was it? Want to give me a like?” Tan Xiao nudged Chang Weicai with his elbow, “Old Chang, you do one! Do one! Come on, teach us some~”
Unable to decline, Teacher Chang scratched his chin, “Alright, let me think…
Ah, got it! I advise you to drink, don’t decline. I advise you twice, don’t doubt…
“Old Chang, it doesn’t work!” Tan Xiao interrupted him, “You didn’t mention the little white rabbit, it doesn’t count!”
“I haven’t finished yet, let me continue.” Chang Weicai continued, “I advise you three times, and then you know, the face today older than yesterday, when drunk, feels better than when sober…”
Tan Xiao: “Doesn’t count~ still no little white rabbit!”
Chang Weicai was anxious: “Let me finish my verse, the rabbit’s coming soon…
The sky and earth are long, the white rabbit and red crow chase each other. Piling up gold behind, leaning on the Big Dipper, is not as good as having a jar of wine before death! See, there it is? ‘The white rabbit and red crow chase each other’, the white rabbit, it’s there, right?”
Tan Xiao: “Ha ha ha ha ha! I don’t understand, but fine, you pass.
Pan Xiaoxin sat silently on the side:
Ever since this group of people found Brother Fei, robbed his house, emptied his gasoline, and bashed his gang, they had been in a continuous “singing and dancing” state.
…Are all adults this forgetful?
“Kid! You’ve got a good eye!” Tan Xiao suddenly put his arm around Pan Xiaoxin’s shoulder, “You know when to reign in the horse at the edge of the cliff, choosing the right path! In the future, there will surely be a place for you in this world!”
Teacher Chang added: “It’s reign in the horse at the edge of a precipice…”
“It more or less means the same thing.” Tan Xiao shook Pan Xiaoxin, “Come on, tell Brother Xiao, what were you thinking? By telling us their plan, weren’t you afraid they’d take revenge?”
Pan Xiaoxin was shaken dizzy.
Chang Weicai said, “Don’t judge by his age, even a child can tell right from wrong. Xiaoxin is a good boy, of course he wouldn’t assist the tyrant, right,
Xiaoxin?”
Pan Xiaoxin:
In fact, it was not that bad…
He simply thought that Shen MO and Bai Youwei were more capable than Brother Fei.
It’s nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Even children understand this principle.
“Brother MO, where are we heading next?” Tan Xiao asked.
“We need to find a place to spend the night first.” Shen MO held the steering wheel, his eyes straight ahead, “Going north is Jiaxing, going south is Shaoxing, both places where a maze might appear…”
His voice trailed off, as he slowly reduced his speed.
Everyone looked out of the car windows. There was a huge traffic jam ahead, and by the road, five people had pitched a tent. Out of them, three were the guys who almost fought with them last time.
Tan Xiao subconsciously whistled, “Enemies always meet on a narrow road…” Bai Youwei let out a disdainful snort..
