I have a bunch of players on Earth - Chapter 49
Chapter 49: The First Batch of Transformed Elf Players
Translator: Lordbluefire
The first batch of elves successfully transformed during the second martian day after the overlord left. Starting from the evening, the elf training camp began to emit ghostly wails and howls.
The voices were extremely mournful, causing the green titans in the warrior camp to be attracted over. They surrounded the elf camp as they discussed.
Player A: “This voice is even more mournful than my sexually aroused cat. What are they experiencing? I really wish to enter and take a look!”
Player B: “That’s right, even when I’m horny, I’ve never wailed like this!
“…”
It was rare for even the chief instructor to come and partake in the liveliness. He touched his chin. “I heard that when the elves undergo their transformations, it is an extremely painful process. The degree of pain they are feeling should be roughly equal to when a woman is giving birth!”
Everyone was stunned upon hearing this!
(Is this real or not? Do the players have to experience the pain of childbirth just by changing jobs in a game? This game is truly…)
Fairy Maiden Smelly Feet: “Damn, luckily this old lady didn’t choose the elf race or I have to experience the pain of childbirth twice!”
The titan that had been following her obediently had his expression stiffen. “You…you have a child already?”
Fairy Maiden: “Aiya, the game hanged…What did I say earlier?”
“Is childbirth so painful?” At this moment, among the green titans, a purple-skin woman rubbed her pregnant belly. A trace of unease flashed in her eyes.
“There are so many people, why did you come out?” The chief instructor immediately grew nervous and hurriedly used his gigantic frame to shield her.
The purple-skin woman was none other than the chief instructor’s wife. She was from the Vermeer Star Race, a side-branch of the titan race.
Seeing how nervous her husband was, the woman smiled but still intentionally rolled her eyes at him. “The base is too boring. The smell of sweat is everywhere, hence I came out for a breather!”
“Breath fart! There’s not even oxygen outside, what do you mean by taking a breather here? Hurry and return!” Zanda unhappily replied, “I told you to rest in the Westanya Rental House, but you are unwilling and want to follow me here. Isn’t the fifth-grade air quality there much better?”
“That won’t work!” The woman glanced at Fairy Maiden who was not far away. “There are so many pretty younglings here, what if you do something that let me down?”
“Eh…” The green titans in the surroundings all clamored when they heard that. The instructor felt that he lost face and forcefully replied, “So what? You should know how tough men have it outside. It’s very normal for us to have an extramarital affair every now and then!”
“Mn, mn!” Many male comrades nodded respectively.
The woman coldly laughed after hearing this. “In that case, women are in such pain during childbirth, wouldn’t it be fine if you all don’t bother about who the child belongs to?”
Zanda: “…”
“That’s right! That’s right!” The female comrades all created a commotion!
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On this side, the virtuous question between men and women instantly sparked up an intense discussion. While on the side of the elf camp, everyone was huddled together for warmth and they were comforting each other. The atmosphere was very harmonious.
“Damn, is it really so painful? I’ve not given birth before. Boohoo!” One of the female elves heard the wails in the delivery room…cough… Wrong, the transformation room as her entire elf ball’s body turned pale from fright.
“It’s fine…” Her boyfriend who was at the side consoled her. “Now that you are going to experience this once, it might no longer be so painful in the future. We are the ones who are extremely tragic, as males, we didn’t even need to experience this initially but now…”
All the male elves had a moment of silence in tribute. This was just a game but they still had to experience such pain. Was the game designer a devil?
“They are coming out, they are coming out!”
Just when the atmosphere was tensed, the transformation room’s door opened as a few elves that succeeded in transforming walked out.
At this moment, an unknown sticky substance still covered their bodies. They were clad in simple robes and had pale faces, looking incomparably weak. Truly, it looked like they had just given birth.
But all the elf balls were stunned in that instant!
These few who had transformed, regardless of male or female, were all so breathtakingly good-looking. Even the instructor Wilin had a face filled with disbelief. They, the Starlight elves, had always been said to be the most beautiful race in the universe. But now when compared to these elves, even she felt ashamed of her inferiority.
(Wood elves…why are they so good-looking?)
“Damn, that previous shitty look of Guoqiang has now completely changed? The art designing team of this game is truly miraculous!!”
Everyone nodded.
Elf players weren’t as busy as titan players usually. This was especially so during this transformation period, so all of them were very familiar with each other. Because their appearances were all furballs, they would occasionally take out their own real-life photographs and hoped that they would look more like their original appearances after the transformation.
Currently, although green titans had ugly appearances, one could still see a trace of resemblance to their original looks. This was why many green titans were mesmerized with this game. Originally, they looked sickly and frail in real life, but when in the game, they would seem so imposing and tyrannical. How would they not love the game?
This had caused all the elf players to be filled with envy. It would be so hard for them to shed the image of elf balls, and everyone’s heart had been filled with worry as they had no idea what they would become. The models shown to them by the instructors were very nice, but even so, the bar of soap still felt nervous in his heart. He had felt a sense of unease as though his true form was about to be revealed, but he had no control over it.
But when facing the first batch of elves that had successfully transformed, the first thoughts all the elves had in their minds after feeling stunned was. “Will I be as good-looking as them?”
It suddenly felt that…the pain didn’t seem to be a major issue ah…
At this moment, the batch of elves that came out all felt uneasy due to the shocked looks of the other elf balls. They retreated slightly. “What’s going on with you guys…?”
This was especially so for the male elves who succeeded in their transformation. They felt their buttocks turning cold. There seemed to be something wrong with the gazes of everyone when they looked at them.
“Alright!” Wilin regained her senses and clapped her hands. “Hurry upstairs to bathe and change your clothes. Remember to not waste water. Right now, the water usage of the base is extremely high. The sticky substances on you all have high nutritional value. It has the effect of making your skin fair and boosting your immunity. You can mutually lick the sticky substances off each other, so don’t waste it. As for the clothes, our overlord has already prepared them for you all. They are all made from adjustable fibers, so you don’t have to worry that you won’t be able to fit in them…”
Mutually licking each other clean?
The players who just succeeded in transforming were stunned. The few females blushed; they didn’t hear what the instructor had said after that sentence. They only felt that the yardstick of this game was truly very large, wouldn’t such behavior be cracked down upon by the authorities?
In the end, they sneakily glanced at each other. Earlier, the light in the room was too dim and they couldn’t see each other clearly. Now when they could do so, all of them were startled.
“Damn, what a beautiful young lady!”
“What a handsome oppa!”
“Cough…players please take note. This game is fully in support of the Federal directives and we reject vulgar behaviors. We want to promote positivity through the internet and for the sake of purifying the web environment and to better spread positivity to society, please block out what your instructor has said earlier. All those that successfully transformed, please proceed to the third level in an orderly manner to wash up. You must not intentionally reveal your body, or you will be punished by us forcefully locking you out of the game for three days. For serious cases, your game account will be banned!”