I have a bunch of players on Earth - Chapter 302
Chapter 302: Chapter 301: It’s better to go back and play the game earlier…
Translator: 549690339
“Mom… I’ve given away the money. It doesn’t matter if she goes or not, right?”Pu Yunchuan was dragged like a dead pig by a middle-aged woman. His fat face was full of unwillingness.
“Nonsense…”the middle-aged woman turned around and glared at Pu Yunchuan. “That’s your biological cousin. How can you not be present as her brother?”
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“Nonsense…”Pu Yunchuan pursed his lips and said, “Moreover, we’re not familiar with each other. We haven’t contacted each other for two to three years. Why did you suddenly become so attentive two days ago? Isn’t it because of that little gift money?”
“What do you mean?”The woman glared at him and said, “This is an exchange of favors. It’s not like you didn’t return it after you gave it to her. Is there a need to deliberately keep an eye on that little bit of yours?”
“That’s hard to say…”Pu Yunchuan pursed his lips and said, “This portion of mine… perhaps I really don’t need to return it in my lifetime…”
“You still have the face to say that!”The middle-aged woman was furious when she heard that. She hit Pu Yunchuan on the head and said, “It’s almost my 30th birthday, and you still haven’t found a wife for me. You’ve really embarrassed the entire PU family…”
Pu Yunchuan covered his head and felt that it didn’t hurt at all. He felt a little strange in his heart. His mother seemed to have used quite a bit of force in that hit, but why didn’t he feel anything? Could it be that he had become more sturdy?
“Let me tell you, this time, your aunt has chosen one of your cousin’s friends for you. That Girl is very handsome, and she is also a primary school teacher. If you know how to do it, you better perform well for me. Don’t embarrass me…”
“I knew it…”Pu Yunchuan rolled his eyes, feeling more and more helpless in his heart.
Under his mother’s kicking and beating, Pu Yunchuan looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water as he was chased all the way to his mother’s house.
At this moment, there were several tables of Mahjong in his grandfather’s living room. His mother first brought Pu Yunchuan to recognize a round of relatives. In the past, his mother would bring him over once every new year, but there were too many people, he really could not recognize them.
But this year, for some reason, Pu Yunchuan suddenly realized that he had quite an impression of them. Many times, before his mother started introducing them, Pu Yunchuan had already called out their names, such as little grandfather, fourth aunt, and so on. He felt as if the information had suddenly burst out from the corner of his mind…
The elders who were called out were also stunned, then they smiled and said, “Oh, Child Chuan finally remembers people?”
Pu Yunchuan was also stunned. He didn’t understand why he was suddenly so smart today… …
“Well… not bad… not bad. You’re more energetic than before…”Grandpa looked at him and smiled. “You’re not as greasy as before…”
“UH… is… is that so?”Pu Yunchuan was stunned again. He had been driving for three hours just now. According to his physique, his face should have started to ooze oil a long time ago, right?
Out of curiosity, he took out his phone and took a photo. He found that the reflection on the screen was completely different from before. His hair was fresh and his face was clean. Although he still had a fat face, he looked much more energetic…
Could it be because he used Hai Fei Si? Pu Yunchuan touched his head curiously and thought to himself.
“Have you found a wife yet?”Pu Yunchuan didn’t have time to be happy for two seconds when his relatives’first three consecutive shots came.
“No… No…”Pu Yunchuan said guiltily.
“Where did you buy the house?”
“I haven’t bought it yet…”
“AH… which school did you graduate from? What kind of job are you doing now? How much is your salary?”
Pu Yunchuan:”…”
The series of attacks exhausted Pu Yunchuan. He turned around and looked for his mother for help, only to find that his mother had unknowingly gone to the table to play cards… Pu Yunchuan’s heart suddenly felt desolate.
You brought your son into a wolf’s den, so you should at least control him…
After the relatives found out that he was living a miserable life, with no car, no house, and no wife, they all arrogantly used their own children to compare and scold him a few times before finally letting him go with satisfaction.
Only then did Pu Yunchuan escape as if he was relieved of a heavy burden. He found his little cousin in a corner. Theoretically speaking, after he got rid of the scolding from the elders, he should have gone to chat with his peers.
However, Pu Yunchuan felt a little guilty. First of all, he did not know how to play cards. Moreover, the young people at the table who were his age did not seem to be of the same level as him. Each of them was well-dressed and holding the latest iphone model, the keys hanging on their waists were either Bao Niu or Audi…
He remembered that these cousins of his seemed to have been forced to run engineering projects with their relatives because they could not afford to go to school? Why were they all so rich. He had worked for so many years and still couldn’t bear to buy a domestic Chang ‘an… …
So who was the one who spread the rumor that the app Ape was a high-paying job?
Coming to his little cousin’s side, Pu Yunchuan looked at him. At that moment, the other party was using his phone to play the Glory Alliance virtual screen.
He remembered that his little cousin was only twelve years old, yet he was already playing competitive games at such a young age. He had a bright future…
Pu Yunchuan suddenly felt as if he had found a friend who had forgotten his age… …
At this moment, the opponent had just finished a round, and two failed typing appeared on the screen. The little cousin’s young and tender face revealed a look of annoyance as he angrily said, “F * CK Your Grandpa! !”
Looking at this little cousin who was spitting out a mouthful of fragrance, Pu Yunchuan’s eyes slightly narrowed, he revealed a smile on his face. “Just fight back if you lose. Don’t be impatient. The more impatient you are, the easier it will be for you to kneel down…”Pu Yunchuan spoke of his many years of experience!
“Eh?”The child turned around to look at Pu Yunchuan when he heard that. He was stunned when he saw who it was. “Cousin, you play this too?”
“I play a little, a little. I’ve been an old player for eleven years,”Pu Yunchuan said with a smile.
The child immediately felt a sense of respect and hurriedly said, “Then cousin, come and help me play a round. I’m going to advance to the next round. If I lose this round, I’ll fail!”
“Is that so…”Pu Yunchuan slightly stretched his muscles and bones when he heard that and said indifferently, “I haven’t played for a long time. I’ll give it a try. Don’t blame me if I fall into a trap…”. …
His cousin’s face was full of joy. “Sure, sure, sure…”
“Oh right… What is your bronze rank?”
His little cousin was stunned.
Looking at the other party’s expression, Pu Yunchuan’s expression became serious. He thought to himself, “Could it be that my cousin is already a silver player at such a young age?”? His talent was extraordinary. It seemed that he had to use his full strength this time.
“I… Advanced to master…”his cousin was stunned for a moment.
Maestro?
Pu Yunchuan eyelid twitches, obviously some do not quite believe, immediately adjusted the other party game data to see, the mother egg, is really drill a hundred victory points… … It’s all about the number of the Kings one…
What the…
Are all babies this good these days?
Pu Yunchuan was silent for a moment, then he turned off the screen and said, “Your sister is married, so many relatives are here, it’s not good for you to keep playing games… Let’s talk about something else…”
“Oh…”his younger cousin immediately nodded obediently.
“Are you in the sixth grade or the first year of Middle School this year?”Pu Yunchuan asked like an elder.
“The first year of middle school…”
“Oh, How’s Your Studies?”? “You can’t be as lax as primary school when you’re in middle school. If you don’t hurry up, it’ll be hard to make up for it once you don’t have a good foundation in the later stages. How about it? Tell cousin, how did you score in the final exam?”
Cousin: “Around 680. I didn’t do well in the exam, not as good as my girlfriend…”
Pu Yunchuan:”…”
“Eh? Cousin, where are you going?”Seeing that Pu Yunchuan had stood up and walked out without saying a word, the little cousin hurriedly asked, thinking to himself, did I say something wrong?
Aiya, not good! I think I’ve exposed my puppy love. He won’t Sue My Mom, right?
Pu Yunchuan: “I… I’m going to have a cigarette to calm down…”
“Then let’s go together, cousin…”the younger cousin was afraid that the other party would expose him, so he quickly stood up and sneakily took out a bag of heavenly sons of Heaven from his bag and stuffed it into Pu Yunchuan’s arms.
Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party’s skilled technique and silently withdrew the red double happiness that he was about to take out.
Or finish early to go back to play the game… . Pu Yunchuan silently thought.