I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week Novel - Chapter 1127
Chapter 1127- The Northeastern Girl Is Mighty!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“My… biological clock?”
An Ning’s hair was disheveled and her irritable emotions seemed to have disappeared in an instant as if she had pressed the pause button.
“You really can’t hold your liquor well. Your friend downstairs leaked blood all over the bed last night. Do you understand what happened now?”
An Ning gulped. The atmosphere in the room was extremely awkward.
She calculated and realized that she was only two days ahead of schedule.
The error was within the allowed range. Coupled with the fact that she had drunk so much yesterday…
Quietly, An Ning crawled under the covers again. Upon sight of the irregular bloodstains, she felt so embarrassed that she almost vomitted.
“Sister, why are you hiding under the blanket like a quail?”
“I-l’m sorry. I misunderstood you.”
“You’re mentally unstable. I already told you clearly that C-cups aren’t my cup of tea, yet you still thought in that direction. I really don’t know what you’re thinking.”
Lin Yi said as he put on his clothes.
“My taste isn’t that bad.”
Even though she knew that Lin Yi was insulting her again, An Ning was too embarrassed to refute him.
What happened today was too embarrassing.
“I’ve already realized my mistake. I’m indeed quite at ease with you. Otherwise, 1 wouldn’t have drunk so much.”
“Not just a little, you puked all over me, nearly making me puke too,” Lin Yi said.
“And not only did you puke on me, but also all over my phone. The craziest part is that after you puked, my phone short-circuited. 1 wondered all night whether you puked out the alcohol or the hydrochloric acid from your stomach.”
“Can we not talk about this anymore? I’ve already apologized to you,” An Ning said softly.
“Alright, alright, alright. Let’s change the topic. After all, you drank with me. I’m also responsible for this.”
After putting on his clothes, Lin Yi threw An Ning’s clothes over.
“Hurry up and put on your clothes. It’s already past ten. I’m starving.”
An Ning quietly took her clothes over. She had done something wrong and didn’t dare to be too pretentious in front of Lin Yi.
“Um, can 1 ask you one more favor?”
“What is it?”
“That…” An Ning stammered.
“1 miscalculated the date. My period came two days early. Can you help me buy something…”
“Um…”
Such a melodramatic scene actually happened to him?
“Do you think it’s appropriate for a man like me to buy that kind of thing?”
“I know it’s not appropriate, but there’s nothing I can do. I can’t get out of bed in this state.”
“Can you make do with toilet paper?”
“There’s no way toilet paper will work!”
Lin Yi shook his head and thought for a while.
He felt that using toilet paper was a little ridiculous.
“1 have insoles here. Why don’t you give it a try? I feel that they’re about the same size. They’re imported and they wick sweat…”
An Ning,”…”
“Do you think it’s appropriate to use insoles? I really want to give you a kick.”
An Ning was infuriated.
She could tolerate the toilet paper method, but she really couldn’t tolerate the insoles.
Later, she had to go to the gynecology department in the afternoon.
But in the end, An Ning endured it.
She had no choice. She was in the wrong.
“Hurry up and help me think of a solution. I really can’t get out of bed in this state. I feel like I’ll collapse if I move.”
“Just wait. I’ll think of something.”
Left with no choice, Lin Yi went out and found a staff member. He gave him a hundred yuan and asked her to buy it for him. He gave the change to her as a tip.
About half an hour later, An Ning got out of bed after putting on her clothes.
However, when facing Lin Yi, she felt like she had shrunk.
He didn’t even have the confidence to speak.
“Um, let’s go eat first. I’ll buy you a phone later.”
“At least you still have a bit of a conscience.”
“There’s something else 1 want to ask you.”
“What is it?”
“Did you change my clothes yesterday?”
“You’re overthinking it. I’m not interested in doing this.”
An Ning heaved a sigh of relief.
She felt that someone like Lin Yi, who had seen countless women, wouldn’t lie about such things.
“I won’t talk about the bra. It’s standard and not creative at all. But you’re almost 30 years old, yet you’re still wearing yellow duck underwear. You’re really something.”
Huh?
An Ning looked embarrassed.
“I thought you said you didn’t take off my clothes!”
“The staff took it off. 1 just watched.”
An Ning,”…”
An Ning covered her face, feeling as if she had lost all her dignity last night.
“Let’s go eat. Let’s forget about this. Don’t mention it again.”
“Don’t worry, I definitely won’t mention it.” Lin Yi said.
“I can’t believe I spent all night with a woman with a C-cup. If my friends from Zhonghai knew about this, they would laugh at me.”
“Yes, yes, yes. I’m not worthy. Hurry up and eat!”
An Ning pulled Lin Yi out of the hotel quickly.
However, when she was paying the bill, she received a critical hit. Because there was blood on the bedsheets, she had to pay extra.
Although it was sunny outside, An Ning wanted to find a hole to hide in when she thought about the way the staff looked at her when she paid the bill.
Outside the hotel, the two of them found a breakfast shop and ate some buns for breakfast.
Then, An Ning brought Lin Yi to a mobile phone store and bought a new mobile phone. Only then did this matter conclusively draw to a close.
“I’m heading back to the lab now, so you don’t need to call Director Chen and arrange for anyone to receive me. I’m not some important figure; there’s no need to make it so formal. Go about your business,” Lin Yi said.
“Didn’t I tell you just now? Don’t mention this anymore. Why are you still talking about it?” An Ning complained.
“What did 1 mention? You said it yourself. If you’re not going back to the institute, you’ll have to find someone else to take care of us,” Lin Yi replied.
“I only did that because…”
An Ning wanted to say something but stopped herself.
“I know what you mean.”
Lin Yi shook his head helplessly. “How pitiful. You’re almost 30 years old, but you haven’t enjoyed sex. I feel sorry for you.”
“I’m not that vulgar. Tsk,” An Ning said as she drove.
“And don’t look down on me. You make it sound like I’ve never seen the world.”
“As an adult, if you haven’t experienced such a thing, you naturally won’t be able to experience such joy. It’s not wrong to say that you haven’t seen the world.”
“Don’t tell me you know a lot about this?”
“Of course.”
“But this happiness of yours is just your subjective opinion. It can only represent yourself or that of men. It has nothing to do with us women.”
“This kind of thing is done by two people working in unison. How can it not be related?”
At the traffic light ahead, An Ning stopped the car and looked at Lin Yi seriously.
“Then I’d like to ask, as the top, how would you know the joy of being the bottom?”
Lin Yi was speechless.
F*ck!
What kind of words were those?!
The Northeastern girl was mighty!
Full marks for logic!
