I Can Level Up By Staying Idle Novel - Chapter 51
Chapter 51: Triple Happiness!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
No matter how imaginative Lin Mo was, he could not have imagined that… because of his “delivery”, Yin Jian would actually be beaten up in the women’s bathroom!
After all, who would have thought that there would be a connection between the two?
After all, what normal man would go to the ladies’ room to play?
Just like the previous two times, Lin Mo came to the school gate to pick up the package. However, for some reason, he felt that the delivery man’s hand seemed to be trembling today.
“Brother, what’s wrong with your hand? Why is it trembling so badly?” Lin Mo asked with good intentions. At the same time, he couldn’t help but sigh in his heart. Everyone said that working as a courier was very tiring. He had finally witnessed it today! This delivery man in front of him was still healthy two days ago, but today, he was so tired that his hands were trembling!
!!
“It’s fine, it’s fine!” The martial artist in the disguise of a delivery man shook his head repeatedly.
If he knew what Lin Mo was thinking now, he would probably be speechless!
‘What do you mean tired?’
‘I was frightened!’
I’m just an ordinary official martial artist. I never dreamed that I would receive an S-rank mission in my life!
Damn, it’s an S-rank confidentiality regulation! If there’s even the slightest mistake, I, a little salted fish, will disappear from the face of the earth!
‘Do you think I wouldn’t be nervous?’
‘Do you think my hands wouldn’t tremble?’
From the moment he saw Lin Mo to the moment he signed for it, this “delivery man” could not help but tremble.
After signing for the package, Lin Mo subconsciously looked around and muttered softly, “Eh? Why don’t I see Yin Jian today? I happened to bump into him when I was picking up the package two days ago. I thought I would bump into him today!”
The delivery man couldn’t help but roll his eyes secretly when he heard this. He thought to himself, “Just because you didn’t see Yin Jian doesn’t mean that he wasn’t beaten up in a corner!”
In the courier’s invisible earpiece, he could now hear Yin Jian’s screams.
How tragic!
…
In the ladies’ room.
Peppa Pig and Captain Woof fled the scene the moment the mission was completed.
Yin Jian was left alone on the wet ground, furious.
“How did I offend them?” Of course, Yin Jian no longer believed that the other party had mistaken him for someone else.
If they really recognized the wrong person, could he be beaten up for three days in a row?
Especially today. He had already hidden in the female toilet, but the other party still rushed in and beat him up!
“I think my wrist is… broken?” Yin Jian’s expression changed as he felt the pain in his wrist.
As the saying went, it takes a hundred days to heal the injured bones and tendons! The Martial Arts College Entrance Examination was imminent, but his wrist was broken. How could he take the Martial Arts College Entrance Examination in ten days?
“I… I was crippled?” Yin Jian was shocked and furious.
To him, if he couldn’t take the Martial Arts College Entrance Examination or enter a martial arts university, wouldn’t he be crippled for the rest of his life?
And yet…
What Yin Jian did not know was that Peppa Pig and Captain Woof had actually shown mercy! Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to only have a broken wrist. His legs would have been broken!
“No! I want to find my Uncle Wang!” Yin Jian reacted and took out his phone immediately. “My Uncle Wang is the director of the Martial Arts Department of Haicheng City. With my mother’s relationship with him, he will definitely avenge me!”
Yin Jian wiped his tears and began to search his contact list.
At this moment, his chest was completely filled with anger. He had already thought it through. If Uncle Wang refused to help, he would ask his mother to talk to Uncle Wang tonight.
“Revenge! I must take revenge!!” Yin Jian’s body burned with vengeance.
Perhaps it was because he was so angry that he was trembling, or perhaps it was because his wrist hurt from the fracture… Yin Jian lost his grip and the phone slipped out of his hand.
As luck would have it, the phone clicked on the camera as it slid out.
‘Bang!’
The phone landed beside a pit position four or five meters away.
Just now, Yin Jian was lying on the ground crying in grief and indignation, so he did not notice that the old witch, who was known as “Mistress Annihilation”, had already quietly walked into this pit.
“Huh?” Mistress Annihilation was squatting down, preparing to eliminate her toxins, when she saw a phone fly to her feet. Looking closely, she saw that the camera was still on.
“Huh?”
Mistress Annihilation let out a girlish scream of fear.
She first crushed the phone with her foot, then quickly picked up her clothes and rushed out of the pit with a murderous aura.
As soon as she rushed out, she saw Yin Jian staring in her direction.
“Yin Jian!!” Mistress Annihilation gritted her teeth.
She recognized Yin Jian. After all, Yin Jian’s grades were not bad and he was often discussed by the teachers in school. However, she never expected Yin Jian to be so bold as to secretly take photos of her in the female toilet!
“Annihilation… Teacher, h-hear my explanation!” Yin Jian’s words were like mud falling into his pants—it was still feces!
“Is there a need to explain? Do you think I’m blind? Today, I’ll represent the women of the world, and eliminate you!” Mistress Annihilation did not give him a chance to quibble. Her leg shadow was like a whip, ruthlessly whipping Yin Jian’s embroidery needle.
“Awoo—” Yin Jian curled up on the ground, as if he had lost something important.
This kick really crippled Yin Jian!
However, Mistress Annihilation still felt that it was not enough to vent her anger. She picked up Yin Jian from the ground and brought him to Principal Yan to demand an explanation.
After Principal Yan heard Mistress Annihilation’s accusation, he was extremely angry. He slammed the table angrily!
“Humanity is twisted!”
“Moral degeneration!”
“How dare he secretly take photos of the teacher? Is this something a human can do?”
“The path of martial arts emphasizes morals! If a immoral student like Yin Jian goes to a martial arts university and becomes a martial arts expert, wouldn’t he cause trouble for the society? Teacher, don’t cry first. Calm down! I will definitely seek justice for you!”
“Principal Yan, I’ll leave my reputation to you!” Mistress Annihilation cried. “If you still let a bad student like Yin Jian take the Martial Arts College Entrance Examination, I won’t let you off!”
Yin Jian curled up on the side, his face ashen.
He knew that not only was he crippled, but he was ruined!
…
Some happy, some sad.
Just as Yin Jian’s face turned ashen, Lin Mo’s face lit up.
At this moment.
Outside the city gym.
Lin Mo sat by the window.
Hot pot on the left, barbecue on the right.
Behind him was a large group of bootlickers from the simp alliance.
At this moment, Lin Mo actually felt a little satisfied. Picking between hotpot or barbecue? Only children make choices, but adults can take all of them!
The lackeys of the simp alliance behind him even spared no effort in flattering Lin Mo, hoping that Lin Mo would be willing to be their alliance leader and lead them to glory!
“Alliance Leader! The king crab has been killed. Half of the crab leg is barbecued and the other half is for hotpot?”
“Alliance Leader, what do you do with the Boston lobster? Most people eat it barbecue, but you’re definitely not an ordinary person, Alliance Leader. Why don’t you try it in a hotpot?”
“Alliance Leader, the bluefin tuna is ready, and the wasabi has been mixed for you!”
“Alliance Leader, I heard that you like to eat tripe? I’ve brought the cows from my farm over. Do you want to kill them now?”
…
In order to please Lin Mo… the lackeys of the simp alliance tried their best. They were even working harder than usual to please the goddess!
The seemingly ordinary hotpot and barbecue were actually extremely luxurious!
“I don’t want to eat raw fish slices. I’ll just throw the tuna into a hotpot to cook!” Lin Mo waved his hand in dissatisfaction and said, “Also, treating someone to a meal is treating someone to a meal. Be purer! Don’t be so utilitarian! I didn’t promise to be the alliance leader. If you call me that again, I won’t eat anymore!”
“Don’t, Brother Mo! We won’t call you ‘Alliance Leader’ anymore. We’ll call you ‘Brother Mo’, alright!” The lackeys hurriedly corrected him.
“Brother Mo!” Gao Haoran brought over a bottle of red wine from somewhere. It looked like it was quite old. “How can hotpot barbecue not be matched with good wine? This is my father’s precious ’82 Lafite’. I stole it!”
With that, Gao Haoran opened the wine. Because there was no wine glass, he could only take a large bowl and pour it full.
Lin Mo took it and took two mouthfuls. He frowned slightly. “Haoran, this wine doesn’t taste good. It can’t be a fake wine, right?”
“Impossible! Absolutely impossible!” Gao said firmly. “I stole this from my father’s wine cellar! This wine has been in there since I was very young! My father sold the house but couldn’t bear to sell the wine!”
“Good brother!” Lin Mo patted Gao Haoran’s shoulder and took another sip.
It really did seem like it was better than the eighty-dollar bottle in the supermarket after all.
“Haoran, will you lose your father when you go back tonight?” Lin Mo couldn’t help but ask.
“This…” Gao Haoran finally felt a sense of danger. “Forget it for now. As long as Brother Mo thinks it’s delicious! I’ll go to the prep class and cultivate hard!”
…
The students of the prep class were furious.
Outside the window, Lin Mo had already become their greatest enemy!
‘That’s too much!’
This was too much!
It was one thing for you to eat barbecue in front of us in the past, but you actually ate hotpot yesterday!
It was one thing to eat hotpot, but today, there was actually “Barbecue+Hot Pot”!
‘Is that a human thing to do?’
‘Is that something a man could do?’
‘Aren’t you going to consider how we feel in the prep class?’
…
How could Lin Mo not consider the feelings of the prep class? Of course he did! He knew that the better he ate outside the window, the more students in the prep class would involute. That was why the more they ate, the better they ate!
‘Did Lin Mo eat it for himself?’
No! He ate it for his classmates in the prep class!
As a result, the involution index directly broke through 70 points tonight!
“Not bad, not bad!” Lin Mo scooped up a complete king crab leg from the hotpot, very satisfied.
Hot pot was already a joy!
Barbecue, another joy!
The increase in the involution index was a joy!
Sitting outside the gym was triple happiness! This made Lin Mo very comfortable!
“Tomorrow, continue to follow this standard!” Lin Mo said casually.
The lackeys behind him expressed that he could rest assured. They didn’t have much else but money! Tomorrow’s dining standards would definitely be high!
And yet…
Lin Mo, who was eating heartily, did not notice that in the distant darkness, a few cold glares were staring in his direction.
