I Can Level Up By Staying Idle Novel - Chapter 45
Chapter 45: Unprecedented
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
‘A mysterious organization?’
Lin Mo’s heart skipped a beat.
“I’ve been keeping a low profile, but I’ve still been discovered to be special? Or has Black Earth’s identity been exposed?”
Ever since he activated the “Idle Upgrade System”, Lin Mo had always adhered to the principle of keeping a low profile!
Low profile, low profile, lower his profile!
!!
He knew very well that just because one grew fast did not mean that they were strong!
If he was too ostentatious and made some expert unhappy and was smacked to death with a slap, he would really cry!
It was safer for Lin Mo to keep a low profile. It was almost impossible to make any expert unhappy because… the expert could not see him at all!
The strong would only see those geniuses jumping up and down!
As for Lin Mo, not only did he not jump, but he also laid flat.
So now, when he heard that a mysterious organization was looking for him, Lin Mo was slightly nervous. Could it be that he’s being watched now?
“What mysterious organization? Is it powerful?” Lin Mo asked hurriedly.
“Of course it’s powerful!” Gao Haoran said solemnly, “It should be considered the number one faction…”
“The number one faction?” Lin Mo’s expression turned solemn.
He did not expect to be noticed by such a huge power!
“Yes!” Gao Haoran lowered his voice, looking even more mysterious. “It’s definitely the number one faction in our Haicheng City’s Martial Arts High School!”
“What did you say?” Lin Mo’s serious expression instantly turned into a question mark. “The number one faction in our school?”
Lin Mo was wondering which god or spirit it was!
‘And you’re telling me that it’s the number one faction in my own high school?’
“That’s right!” Gao Haoran added. “At least in terms of numbers, it’s the number one faction in our school!”
‘Damn!’
Lin Mo could tell that this was definitely not a proper organization!
Moreover, Gao Haoran’s last sentence specially emphasized the number of people, making Lin Mo think of a collective mob!
“Tell me what organization it is!” Lin Mo had already guessed that Gao Haoran was probably a member of this so-called mysterious organization.
“I can’t tell you for the time being. Otherwise, we won’t be a mysterious organization anymore!” Gao Haoran raised his head and said proudly, “Our organization isn’t a place where just anyone can join! Come with me during the morning break. I’ll show you around!”
…
**9.00 am**
It was the morning break of Haicheng Martial Arts High School. There were 20 minutes to move around freely.
“Brother Mo, follow me quickly!”
Lin Mo didn’t want to meet any mysterious organization. After all, it didn’t sound that legitimate. Who would join such an organization?
However, he was still dragged to the school’s artificial lake by Gao Haoran.
When Lin Mo arrived, there were already more than ten students waiting by the lake.
Some sat cross-legged by the lake, holding a bamboo pole with an unknown origin in a fishing posture.
Some stood with their hands behind their backs, staring straight in the direction of the sun, motionless.
Some knelt on one knee, their expressions cold.
The most normal-looking one sat on a bench beside him, writing furiously.
“Hiss—” The image made Lin Mo gasp.
For some reason, he felt like he had accidentally entered a gathering place for the mentally ill. He was even considering calling the hospital’s psychiatric department.
“Welcome to—” Gao Haoran was in high spirits.
After holding it in all morning, he was finally going to unveil the mystery of the mysterious organization!
Gao Haoran’s tone suddenly became high-pitched. “Welcome to the—Simp Alliance!”
“Pfft!” Lin Mo almost vomited blood.
‘What the hell?’
‘Simp Alliance?’
‘Are you kidding me?’
‘That’s it? You call that a mysterious organization?’
This was the number one faction in the school? There were this many simps in the school?
‘Wait!’
‘The simp alliance? Why are you paying attention to me? Why did you drag me over?’
‘I’m not a simp!’
“Brother Mo, let me introduce you!” Gao Haoran pulled Lin Mo to the person who seemed to be fishing. “This is the Alliance Leader of our simp alliance—the angler!”
The fisherman rose his arm to stroke his imaginary long beard, and touched his hairless chin. There was an indescribable profundity in his expression. He nodded slightly as a greeting to Lin Mo.
“Um…” Lin Mo couldn’t help but ask curiously,” Brother, are you fishing? Why isn’t there a fishing line on your bamboo pole? ”
“Brother Mo, you don’t understand!” Gao Haoran explained. “Have you heard of Grand Duke Jiang fishing, and those who are willing take the hook.”
“What does it have to do with him?” Lin Mo was puzzled.
“Grand Duke Jiang doesn’t need bait to fish! And our Alliance Master’s realm is even higher than Grand Duke Jiang’s. He doesn’t even need a fishing line!” Gao Haoran’s eyes were filled with admiration. “He only needs to sit here and wait for the fish to swim over!”
“How many fish are swimming over now?” Lin Mo couldn’t help but ask.
“There’s no fish in the basket, there’s fish in the heart!” the angler said enigmatically.
Gao Haoran translated, “Our Alliance Master is the king of simps, commonly known as ‘Ocean Dogs’ [1. In Chinese, simp is licking dog, and harem king is ocean king]. At the same time, he’s being a simp for dozens of girls! Although we haven’t successfully licked a single one yet, this doesn’t affect our Alliance Master’s deep simping skills or his status in the simp world! We’re all convinced of his capabilities, so we treat him as our Alliance Master!”
“Understood! I still have some work to do, so I’ll take my leave now!” Lin Mo wanted to leave.
Gao Haoran pulled him back and dragged him to the person who was writing furiously. “This is an elder of our simp alliance—The Hound of Eternity! He has been writing love letters for ten years since primary school, all for one girl! It’s so touching and deserving of a bard’s song!
“This is kneeling dog! This is sun-watching dog! This is…” Gao Haoran grabbed Lin Mo’s hand tightly and introduced him. Finally, he said,” Now, after a unanimous discussion by the elders of our simp alliance, we have decided to invite you to join our simp alliance! ”
“I…” Lin Mo was speechless. “I’m not a simp!”
“Brother Mo, of course I know that you’re not a simp, but a stalker dog!” Gao Haoran patted Lin Mo’s shoulder and said, “Logically speaking, a stalker dog is not qualified to join a high-end organization like the simp alliance! But look at our relationship! We’re on the same side! With me around, there’s a place for you in the simp alliance!”
“I’m not a fricking stalker dog either!” Lin Mo almost vomited blood.
“Brother Mo, I definitely believe that you went to the prep class for two reasons. Firstly, it’s for your martial arts dream. Secondly, it’s for our brotherhood. But this doesn’t affect the third reason! Thirdly, you went there to spy on Jiang Xue!” Gao Haoran originally didn’t believe that his brother, Lin Mo, was actually a stalker dog. He thought that Lin Mo was just doing it for his martial arts dream.
After returning yesterday, Gao Haoran sent a description of Lin Mo’s situation to the simp alliance.
After the evaluation of the big shots of the simp alliance, they concluded that Lin Mo was definitely a stalker dog!
Therefore, as soon as he went to school today, Gao Haoran couldn’t wait to bring his good brother to join the “Big Happy Family”!
“Lin Mo, although stalker dogs are at the bottom of the simp alliance, don’t worry—” The unfathomable angler spoke in agreement, “As long as you join the alliance, we will all be good brothers! We won’t look down on you!”
“Actually, it’s quite good to be a stalker dog. It’s not as tiring as being a simp!”
“Come on, brother. This is your home!”
“Welcome home, Brother Lin Mo!”
…
More than ten higher-ups of the simp alliance surrounded Lin Mo and persuaded him.
If Lin Mo did not use force, it would not be easy for him to escape before the class bell rang.
Just as Lin Mo was wondering if he should force his way out—
“Lin Mo, so you were hiding here. No wonder I couldn’t find you!” Jiang Xue had appeared by the artificial lake. “I’ve been looking for you for a long time. I have something to give you!”
“What!?”
“What!?”
“Isn’t Lin Mo a stalker dog? Why is Jiang Xue looking for him?”
“How is that possible?”
“As a ten-year-old simp, my goddess has never taken the initiative to look for me. And Lin Mo is just a lowly stalker dog. What right does he have?”
“This is an illusion, right?”
“What right does Lin Mo have?”
Gao Haoran, the angler, and the other veteran simps were all dumbfounded.
Clearly, the scene in front of them was beyond their understanding. Didn’t bootlickers come and go at will? Why would Jiang Xue specially look for Lin Mo? And there was something to give?
This kind of treatment had never appeared in the entire history of the simp alliance!
It was truly unprecedented!
