History's Strongest Son-In-Law Living With The In-Laws - Chapter 59
Chapter 59: Six-Animal Frolics
Shen Lang said with a look of sincerity, “Dear, you are back? You must have been tired these two days, I feel painful for you.”
Mulan said gently, “Hubby, thank you for everything you have done for our family. I am very impressed.”
Shen Lang said, “Don’t mention it. However, if you want to award me, that’s alright with me too.”
Mulan said, “What award do you want?”
“You are alright with any requests?” asked Shen Lang.
Mulan suddenly felt uneasy. “Tell me what you want.”
Shen Lang took out a deck of paper and said, “This is some yoga moves. Dear, you have a good figure, you must look good while doing these moves.”
Mulan took over and saw many difficult poses. She instantly reacted and knew that her husband did not have good intentions.
Moreover, her husband must have drawn these moves for a few days. He had been thinking about it for a long time.
Shen Lang said, “Dear, you won’t go back on your words, right? You said you will award me earlier on, are you so stingy that you are unwilling to make a small sacrifice like this?”
“Sigh, forget it, who asked me to be a live-in son-in-law? I have no position in this family. My wife doesn’t view me as anyone significant.”
Mulan gritted her teeth and said, “I will do it, look carefully.”
Then, Mulan completed a set of moves with her home clothes. She was stunningly beautiful.
Shen Lang recorded every single step in his memory and saved it. He had been imagining this scene for a long time. He loved to watch yoga films when he was in the modern world.
After a few minutes, Mulan said while blushing, “Hubby, are you satisfied now?”
Shen Lang said, “Dear, you are indeed amazing. You can do such difficult moves. I still have a few books to read, I shall take my leave now.”
Mulan said, “Hold on, your yoga moves are pretty good. However, I also have a set of moves for you to practice. After all, we should do similar things as we are a couple.”
Shen Lang shook his hand. “It’s okay, thank you, thank you.”
Then, he was about to flee.
However, he could not flee because Mulan had her beautiful devil hands around his shoulder.
…
After three minutes.
Shen Lang knew what was meant by hell.
He had never done a split in his life, but he was forced to split his legs to 180 degrees.
The pain was indescribable.
He had never done any form of exercise and was being forced to bend his body into half.
He was in extreme agony.
He wanted to flee, but he could not.
He had regretted his actions.
Mulan said, “Hubby, this set of moves is called the six-animal frolics. Your body is too weak, you should practice more. Since I am free, I shall help you.”
“Thank, thank you, dear.” Shen Lang was drenched in sweat.
Mulan said, “Don’t mention. Dear, let’s do this ten more times…”
Ten times?
“Shen Lang was screaming for help internally.”
“Dear, you are really merciless, do you really bear to see a handsome man like me being defeated?”
“Dear, I was wrong, I was wrong…”
Mulan said seriously, “What did you do wrong? I am merely helping you to train.”
Shen Lang said, “No matter what happened, everything is my fault. You are always correct, loyal, and amazing.”
Mulan said, “You really admit your mistake?”
Shen Lang said, “Yes, I am completely wrong.”
Sounds of groans and screams by Shen Lang were heard from the courtyard.
Jin Mucong wanted to look for Shen Lang but was scared and left when he was 200 meters away.
…
After half an hour.
Everything finally ended.
Shen Lang felt that his entire body was no longer his. He felt as though his four limbs were about to split open and fall apart.
He was in so much pain that he had no energy to scream anymore.
“Dear, I am hungry, let’s eat, shall we?”
When they were eating, Shen Lang’s limbs were trembling.
“Hubby, you won’t blame me, right?” asked Mulan.
“Of course not,” said Shen Lang, “I will never blame you, no matter what happens, I have to look for my mistake. Dear, you are like the sun, forever glowing and amazing.”
Mulan took some dishes for Shen Lang and said, “Hubby, your fitness is not very good, eat more.”
For some reason, it felt like an illusion.
Shen Lang saw a pair of devil horns on Mulan’s head.
After the meal, Mulan prepared a tub of medicinal water for Shen Lang.
Shen Lang stripped and went in. When he was in the tub, the feeling of soreness and comfort made him want to scream.
After the bath, Shen Lang felt that his entire body was much more relieved and energized.
His limbs were no longer trembling.
What was the most terrifying punishment on Earth?
“I punish you for your own good!”
Shen Lang was in this situation. After being punished by the devil Mulan, he could not blame her at all.
…
At night, Shen Lang was sleeping on his bed.
He instinctively curled his body up.
That was a habit he had developed in his past life. For some reason, he could only feel safe in that position. That was the only way he did not feel lonely or sad.
Mulan “floated” in. She was worried that she had hurt her husband.
Seeing Shen Lang curled up on his bed, with the expression that was completely deprived of happiness…
One could not tell if he was sad or lonely.
Mulan felt sorry.
She bent down and kissed Shen Lang’s head. It was so gentle that nobody could realize.
Then, she left silently.
Shen Lang opened his eyes and stretched his body. He smiled.
Talking about flirting? Talking about understanding a beauty’s feelings? Talking about acting?
Who can beat me?
Hehehehe!
…
At midnight, Mulan and Xiao Bing had both fallen asleep.
They were definitely asleep. Don’t ask about how Shen Lang knew.
Anyway, Shen Lang had yet to sleep.
Shen Lang wore gloves and a mask as though he was about to go for a war.
He had spent a few nights’ time, a few hundred kilograms of mouldy black maize to extract a small amount of substance. It was extremely precious.
That was his next trump card.
For decades, he had been using this, wasn’t it amazing?
“After Xu Wenzhao died, Tian Heng and City Lord Liu Wuyan must be waiting to kill me.”
“Moreover, they had already prepared the killer move to kill me.”
“I am already ready, just waiting for you to attack.”
In fact, before Shen Lang forced Tian Heng to sever his arm, he had been plotting and getting ready.
He carefully sealed the substance and removed his gloves. A sly smirk was seen across his handsome face.
“Tian Heng, do you think I will let you off after embarrassing you, waiting for you to hurt me?”
“Stop dreaming, how is that possible!”
“Once you become my enemy, we will remain as enemies until I die.”
“Enemy, you can go and die now!”
Shen Lang’s smile looked extremely evil under the candlelight.
However, he was still extremely handsome.
…
In a secret room in Xuanwu City.
“Xu Wenzhao died,” said Tian Heng, “The pretty boy killed him.”
The City Lord’s servant said, “I know.”
Tian Heng said, “We have to proceed with our plan immediately, if we delay, things might change. Shen Lang is too evil and sly.”
The City Lord’s servant said, “No, we can’t, time isn’t ripe yet.”
“It’s alright, we can definitely kill him with this move,” said Tian Heng, “the more we delay, the more concerns there are. The earlier Shen Lang dies, the earlier we feel relieved.”
The City Lord’s servant said, “The governor is already on his way and will reach Xuanwu City tomorrow. You can take action tomorrow night!”
“Alright!” said Tian Heng.