Gossip King - Chapter 820
Chapter 820 Cough Cough… This Is Sour…
“What’s wrong with you?” Gaoleng hurriedly asked with his consciousness. He felt goosebumps on his body, and Gao Xiaowei’s wailing came from his consciousness.
“Help! Help! Help! Help!” His voice echoed one after another and suddenly disappeared.
What’s going on? Gaoleng’s heart jerked and he tried to talk to her with his consciousness again, but he couldn’t get in touch with her. It was usually when the witch talked to Gaoleng’s consciousness that Gaoleng could sense her consciousness, and when Gao Xiaowei did not contact Gaoleng, Gaoleng’s ability was simply insufficient to enter Gao Xiaowei’s consciousness.
An accident? At this moment, Gaoleng’s first thought, an instinctive thought.
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Ten minutes ago, in the room that had just been settled down, Mu Xiaoleng and Xiaowei were nest on the sofa. One of them was holding a pile of snacks in his hand and smiling like flowers as he watched the TV screen. The screen was filled with popular TV dramas.
Ahahahaha, Gao Xiaowei spat out a mouthful of potato chips and fell on Mu Xiaoleng like a fountain.
“You, you, you.” Mu Xiaoleng reached out his hand to wipe the potato chips off his face. He looked at Gao Xiaowei and pointed at the TV. “Isn’t that funny? Did you watch too little TV?”
In Xiaoleng’s eyes, it was just a funny joke, but Gao Xiaowei’s reaction was the funniest.
“This is the first time I’ve seen it. Look at it! I’ve seen small island movies before, but I don’t want to see anything else.” Gao Xiaowei squatted on the sofa and swung his butt as he ate with his potato chips, almost exposing his tail excitedly, “It’s much better than island chips!”
Pu.
It was Mu Xiaoleng’s turn to spit out a mouthful of soda.
“Aiyo, my mother Mia, hurry up and kiss her!” Gao Xiaowei watched as the male and female protagonists in the TV series got closer and closer. In the usual plot, the male protagonist propped his hand against the wall and did not kiss. Saying and saying, Gao Xiaowei wanted to roll up his sleeves and stomp his feet anxiously, “What are you doing with your mouth? Kiss! Ouch! If you don’t kiss, I’ll rush in!”
Mu Xiaoleng shook his head speechlessly. This was the first time he had seen such an excited host watching a TV show.
“What did you eat?” Gao Xiaowei turned around and saw that Mu Xiaoleng was eating something red and long, so he blinked his eyes and said, “Whip?”
Pu.
Mu Xiaoleng almost choked on her words and helplessly raised his head, “Duck neck, spicy duck neck.”
“No wonder it’s so thin. If it’s a whip, then it’s really pitiful.”
…
Mu Xiaoleng was utterly defeated.
“I’ll eat.” Gao Xiaowei immediately picked up the whole bag of spicy duck neck from the coffee table and said in a thieving voice, “I definitely like it so much like Ding Ding.”
…
What was a complete defeat? Mu Xiaoleng’s soul had already dissipated. She was a little puzzled. Eat Ding Ding? I don’t understand…
“Mom, it’s so spicy.” After Gao Xiaowei took a bite, he stretched out his tongue and swung it, his eyeballs almost popping out, and he threw another one into his mouth, causing it to creak and bite.
“The duck’s neck is going to spit out bones!” Mu Xiaoleng hurriedly brought over the trash can and looked at Gao Xiaowei in confusion. They had only lived together for a day, but Xiaoleng felt that something was wrong. For example, the paper towel was clearly on this side, but it suddenly came to Gao Xiaowei’s hand. She didn’t even know the soybean milk machine; He actually didn’t wear underwear, and he also didn’t have any underwear.
Wait.
Now he noticed two anomalies: he had never watched a TV show before, he didn’t know how to spit out bones when eating duck neck, and the bone residue was bitten clean and swallowed so naturally.
“There are many tricks in the city. I don’t understand them in the countryside.” When Gao Xiaowei saw that she might have missed out, she quickly spat out some scraps of bones and explained weakly. As she explained, she crazily stuffed the duck neck into her mouth, “This is the first time I’ve eaten this. It’s delicious! Why is the snack you bought so delicious? I bought it casually downstairs and it’s not delicious at all!”
Girls like to eat snacks. Those who often eat snacks know that they are delicious. Obviously, Gao Xiaowei is an outsider in this respect. Now living with Mu Xiaoleng can be considered to be a blessing.
“The duck neck is very spicy. Eat slowly.” Mu Xiaoleng couldn’t help but be worried when he saw that in just a few minutes, a whole bag of duck neck had entered her stomach. This way of eating, her stomach would hurt, and it would be very spicy.
“So hot, so spicy, so refreshing!” Gao Xiaowei threw the empty bag to the ground and spat out her tongue, sweating profusely. When she ate it, she didn’t feel it, but felt it. When she stopped, it was sour and refreshing, making her face turn a pig’s liver color.
“No, no, it’s too spicy. It’s too spicy.” Gao Xiaowei stood up and jumped all over the ground. He seemed to be able to spit out fire from his mouth, “What should I do? It’s too spicy, too spicy!” As he spoke, tears and snot flowed down his face.
What Mu Xiaoleng bought was extremely spicy. She ate it in half, half and half. How could it not be spicy?
“Drink water, drink water.” Seeing that she was sweating more and more and her face was getting redder and redder, Xiaoleng felt nervous and distressed, so he hurriedly handed her water.
“No, no, I can’t.” Gao Xiaowei started to wiggle her butt. The intense spicy smell made her not know what to do. She felt that her tail was about to rush out. She took a few steps back and accidentally sat down on the coffee table. She suddenly bounced up.
There was a cup of coffee on the coffee table. It was hot, but fortunately it wasn’t hot. It soaked her underwear, mixed with a pile of potato chips, and was dirty.
“Ah! Hurry, hurry, wash up, don’t get infected.” Mu Xiaoleng hurriedly rushed into the bathroom and quickly took out a clean basin. He rushed to the kitchen and poured boiling water and cold water to mix. Girls are the most susceptible to infection, washing PP is a daily practice, this situation is bound to be washed.
Gao Xiaowei felt that all her blood energy was spicy, and her tail was about to move. Without another word, she picked up the small basin and went into the bathroom. As soon as she entered the bathroom, she stuck out her tongue and stuck it onto the tiles of the bathroom.
Whoosh…
A burst of coolness spread to the tip of her tongue. It seemed to feel a little more comfortable. She twisted her skin. The wet and dirty underneath made people feel extremely uncomfortable. Without thinking much, she took off her trousers and squatted down. She poured some water into her hands and began to wash them.
After washing, she felt that something was wrong.
There’s a lot of chili oil on my hands…
With the touch of his hand, the chili oil touched his vital points.
Ah! ~
A miserable scream that could destroy the heavens and earth could be heard.
That’s sour…
That cool…
Gao Xiaowei opened her swollen and spicy mouth, filled with despair. Fortunately, she was quick-witted. She immediately rushed her hands and washed them again.
That’s sour…
That cool…
How can the chili oil on this duck neck be washed off so easily? It’s already deep inside.
‘”Help…” Gao Xiaowei’s tail popped out and she hurriedly used her consciousness to call for help from Gaoleng. “I’m going to die of pain. Help…”
“Xiaowei, are you alright?” Mu Xiaoleng’s voice came from outside the door, “What’s wrong with you? Are you screaming so miserable?! Did you fall?”
Gao Xiaowei squatted there, his tail fully active, his mouth swollen and spicy to the point of sucking in air, and the mouth below…
However, it wasn’t as easy as it was on the surface. After all, he couldn’t breathe in and was swollen all of a sudden.
At this moment, Gao Xiaowei hated the chili pepper to death. She tried her best to put her tail in, but she was so spicy that she felt dizzy. Her eyes were golden, and she didn’t dare to grab it with her hands. It was so spicy that it filled the bathroom.
Ahhhh! Gao Xiaowei screamed endlessly.
Spicy! Spicy! Spicy! The tail that was raised high up in the air could not be kept back at this moment.
“What’s wrong? I’m coming in.” The door started to turn, and Mu Xiaoleng’s nervous voice came over.
Three shifts, eight thousand words, so tired. Thank you for writing tomorrow.