Godly Empress Doctor - Chapter 255
Chapter 255: Goofy Junior VS Feng Tutu
“Your little cub is so funny. Look, look at it. It’s puffing out its cheeks and looks so proud. I’m cracking up here. Your cub has the intelligence of a little boy!”
Feng Wu sighed in resignation. He didn’t have to remind her of that. She wouldn’t have been tricked repeatedly if the cub wasn’t this smart.
It might look cute and harmless with that round little face… but deep down, it was more quick-witted than a monkey.
“Hey, what’s your cub called?” Feng Xun asked with a smile.
Feng Wu raised her head and saw that when she wasn’t looking, Jun Linyuan had come up to them and was standing right behind Feng Xun.
The luminous pearls shone on him, lighting up half of his face. The shadow gave more definition to his already chiseled features, making his face look even more sculpted. He looked remarkable.
Now that he had moved closer, Feng Wu felt his gaze even more intensely, and it seemed to burn her skin.
Feng Wu avoided his stare, acting as if he wasn’t there. She turned to Feng Xun instead and said, “My cub’s name? Well, since it’s so goofy, and it’s the younger one, I’m going to call it Goofy Junior.”
“Pfft —” Feng Xun was sipping his tea and he spat everything out at those words!
Luckily, Feng Wu had the cub in her arms. She raised it instinctively as a shield.
Poor cub. The tea splashed all over its head…
It looked utterly baffled…
“Hahaha! Hahahahaha —” Feng Xun laughed uncontrollably until he was shaking all over. Pressing his hands to his stomach, he said, “Ouch, my belly, ouch. Little Feng Wu, you really hate your cub, don’t you? Hahahaha —”
“What’s wrong with that name?” Feng Wu tilted her head. “I think that’s a pretty good name.”
Feng Wu’s glance moved briefly from Feng Xun to Jun Linyuan and she saw the latter’s lips curl a little.
Jun Linyuan was smiling? Was that even possible?
The merciless, mighty crown prince was actually capable of smiling?
However, when Feng Wu looked again, she only saw his pursed thin lips and intimidating gaze. The smile was nowhere to be found. Had it been an illusion just then?
The cub wasn’t pleased with the name at all. Turning around in Feng Wu’s arms so that it could face her, it stared at Feng Wu with its big black eyes and frowned. It then shook its head, then shook it again.
No. The cub protested.
Feng Wu poked it in the forehead. “You really don’t like that name?”
The cub was really able to comprehend her words and it shook its head repeatedly.
Was she joking? It was going to be stuck with that name for the rest of its life; of course it needed something more serious.
Its master nodded. “I guess Goofy Junior is a little too silly. It sounds like you’re getting told off. No, we can’t use that name for you.”
Yes! The cub nodded earnestly, thinking that its master was going to change it to something catchy and respectable like “Jun Rex.”
However, its master was obviously not going to follow that style. Glancing at the cub’s forehead, she said casually, “Since you have a big ‘土(1. 土 (tu) basically means soil or earth in Chinese, and can also be used to describe something as unfashionable or countrified.)’ on your forehead, we’ll call you Feng Tutu. Xiao Tu will be your nickname, which sounds quite sweet and down to earth. I like it.”
“Pfft —”
Feng Xun roared with laughter as soon as Feng Wu announced the new name!
“Oh my god —” Holding his stomach, Feng Xun guffawed. “Feng Tutu, hahahaha — Feng Tutu —”
