God on Campus Novel - Chapter 361
Chapter 361 Is It Convenient?
Su Ye was stunned. He pointed at his nose and said in disbelief, “Me? Smart?”
“Isn’t that so?” Mao Xiaowei said as a matter of course, “I thought about it for a few days before realizing that you’re really not simple, brother. I can’t help but feel a sense of admiration for you.”
The corner of Su Ye’s mouth twitched, and he said unhappily, “How can I be smart?”
Mao Xiaowei narrowed his eyes and smiled. He pushed Su Ye’s shoulder again. He had no intention of being polite to Su Ye at all. When he chatted with Su Ye, he seemed to be a very familiar friend. He grinned and said, “Are you still pretending to be me? I’ve already guessed it!”
Su Ye immediately rolled his eyes. It wasn’t that he disliked Mao Xiaowei’s familiar temperament. After all, Su Ye had always been the kind of person that you talked to me about. Then I’ll talk to you. If you disliked or disliked me, then I wouldn’t say anything more to you.
At this moment, it was really because Mao Xiaowei was talking to himself and liked to play tricks, which made Su Ye feel like he didn’t want to talk to this guy.
Seeing Su Ye’s disgusted expression, Mao Xiaowei thought that Su Ye was reluctant to be exposed by him. He smiled embarrassedly and was told what he had guessed. He could only continue to curse in his heart. In terms of shrewdness, I really can’t compare to you. Brat, you must have known from the beginning that a woman like Tang Xi would definitely be pursued by others and would definitely be annoyed long ago.
Right now, Tang Tianhua was forcing him to hurry up and find a partner. This would definitely make Tang Xi extremely disgusted with those men who took the initiative to approach her.
I’m afraid no matter how outstanding a man was, he wouldn’t be able to obtain any benefits from pursuing Tang Xi at this time.
But you brat used another strange move and deliberately approached Tang Xi, yet you brought along another woman whose appearance and temperament weren’t inferior to Tang Xi, and clearly told Tang Xi that I didn’t come here to chase after you. In this way, wouldn’t Tang Xi be able to treat you differently, and wouldn’t Tang Xi be too wary of you in the future when you come into contact with Tang Xi?
It’s precisely the so-called long-lasting affection. If you let the girl I saw the other day put on a show of abandoning you after Tang Xi developed a favorable impression of you, wouldn’t you be able to justifiably pursue Tang Xi?
It could even be said that this woman, ah, would inevitably erupt with motherly radiance. She would not be able to see a man who had a good impression of her being trapped by love. Perhaps, she would even take the initiative?
Wasn’t it ashamed of being inferior to his mother’s methods?
Experts! An expert in flowers! An expert in flowers!
Thinking of this, Mao Xiaowei looked at Su Ye with admiration that could not be concealed.
Of course, Su Ye hadn’t guessed at all about Mao Xiaowei’s own fantasies. Otherwise, he would have sighed with admiration at how Mao Xiaowei and Cui Long resembled each other, and how much he liked to think nonsense.
Seeing that Su Ye didn’t say anything, the smile on Mao Xiaowei’s face stiffened. He didn’t know what to say for a moment, so he could only say nonsense, “Haha, it seems that you don’t want to talk about these things. It doesn’t matter if you don’t talk about it, it doesn’t matter if we don’t talk about it. Let’s talk about something else.”
Su Ye directly threw a look at Mao Xiaowei, as if he was saying that I had nothing to say to you?
However, Mao Xiaowei smiled awkwardly and slowly said, “Are you here to buy clothes now?”
Su Ye really wanted to say, otherwise, could it be that I came to the clothing store to sell clothes?
However, after thinking for a while, he still didn’t say anything.
However, Mao Xiaowei grinned and said, “Han costume? I like it, too. I just think that this kind of thing is good for girls, but it’s a bit too troublesome for boys.”
Su Ye frowned and said, “What’s the trouble?”
Mao Xiaowei narrowed his eyes and said, “Do you think girls can go to the bathroom like us boys? Girls can have a very justified reason to go for a long time, but what about us guys? If we squat for a bit longer, I’m afraid we won’t even be able to make people think that we’re constipated.”
Su Ye couldn’t help but be puzzled, “What do you mean?”
Mao Xiaowei curled his lips and said, “You actually don’t understand what I’m saying? Brother, is this the first time you’re wearing a Chinese costume?”
“What’s wrong?” Su Ye was stunned.
Mao Xiaowei immediately narrowed his eyes and said, “You’ll know when you go to the bathroom.”
Su Ye was still puzzled, “Huh?”
Mao Xiaowei smiled helplessly and slowly said, “Girls like to go to the bathroom in skirts, but you’re a grown man. Don’t tell me you’re used to carrying skirts to the bathroom. Look at what you’re wearing. Don’t you think you can fix yourself up when you go to the bathroom? Do you want to carry them? Or take them off?”
Su Ye lowered his head in a daze. Looking at the clothes on his body, he really had a feeling that it was very complicated to wear. If he wanted to take it off, it seemed to be a bit troublesome …
But after thinking for a moment, Su Ye immediately narrowed his eyes and glared at Mao Xiaowei, “Why the hell do I think you’re so wretched? Don’t you think about what other people wear first, but first think about how inconvenient it is for Fang to go to the bathroom?”
Mao Xiaowei didn’t blush at all. Instead, he chanted, “Can this be called fucking vulgar?” I just feel that convenience is the king’s way. That’s why I said this kind of clothing. It’s fine for girls. It doesn’t matter if boys don’t wear it. Don’t you think it’s the privilege of girls to look good and beautiful? If you want to praise a man for being beautiful and dressed well, then it sounds like cursing. ”
Su Ye was stunned and asked doubtfully, “Why are you cursing?”
Mao Xiaowei narrowed his eyes and muttered, “Chicken, you’re too beautiful.”
The corner of Su Ye’s mouth couldn’t help but twitch.
After Mao Xiaowei chuckled, he slowly said, “So, there’s no need for this man to pay attention to whether he dresses well or not. Convenience is the king’s way. Look at you. Your shoelaces are untied, and you still have to tie them yourself, right?”
Su Ye was stunned. He lowered his head and saw that his shoelaces were indeed untied.
Mao Xiaowei, on the other hand, stretched out his shoes and proudly said, “See, I can tie my own shoelaces. Let me show you.”
As Mao Xiaowei spoke, he untied his shoelaces. After pressing a button on the shoe, the shoelaces were tied.
“How is it? Is it convenient?”
It was full of flaunting, and there were some that didn’t. He didn’t know what Mao Xiaowei was going to say, as if he was just trying to get in touch with Su Ye.
Su Ye only smiled helplessly, but he didn’t have the slightest intention to envy Mao Xiaowei.
But just as Su Ye was about to bend down and tie his shoelaces, a light blue figure suddenly crouched in front of Su Ye.
Su Ye and Mao Xiaowei were both stunned.
Dong Yan wore a light blue handcuffed blue skirt like a blooming flower stamen, spreading out a large circle on the ground, and her simple ponytail was now tied into a bun.
There were ribbons tied to the bun. At first glance, it looked like an ancient Jiangnan woman had walked out of a painting. Even though she was plain, it was difficult to hide her exquisite face.