God on Campus Novel - Chapter 283

Chapter 283 Calculate An Account
Zhou Wuluo knew what Cui Long said about liking Tang Xi, but it was just a joke.

If you really instigate Cui Long to take action, he might be scared himself first.

But this young man, there are many things that you don’t believe, and I insist on showing them to you.

If Zhou Wuluo hadn’t said anything inappropriate, Cui Long wouldn’t have had so much to do with Zhou Wuluo.

Zhou Wuluo had already treated Cui Long as a friend. In order to avoid unnecessary stumbles, Zhou Wuluo narrowed his eyes and said, “You You, didn’t you say that finding a girlfriend is just finding someone to share your delicacies? In that case, wouldn’t you rather eat alone?”

Cui Long immediately said angrily, “What do you know? This daddy has become rich recently, alright?”

It was said that Cui Long was thinking about food and clothing, but it must be because he felt that even if one more person ate and drank with him, he wouldn’t be able to forget about that amount of money.

Zhou Wuluo did not know that Cui Long had just reaped millions of dollars, and his gaze towards Cui Long was somewhat puzzled.

But Zhou Wuluo, regardless of whether Cui Long is really rich or not, rolled his eyes and said, “Alright then, let’s call you rich for now, then I’ll settle this with you.”

Cui Long looked at Zhou Wuluo doubtfully and asked, “What do you mean?”

“Let’s just say that you have a girlfriend now. Think about it. Every time you go out to play, the two of you watch a movie. Isn’t it over a hundred yuan?”

Cui Long was stunned.

‘”I told you, these hundred yuan for an hour or two is the best value for money. If you go out with your girlfriend for a day and eat a meal, you’ll almost get dozens of yuan, and a few hundred yuan for the better. Don’t stare at me for now. I have already calculated according to the minimum standard. This is still assuming that your girlfriend is just an ordinary girl. If your girlfriend is the one on the podium, you can’t get down without a few thousand yuan for a meal! Alright, the minimum standard is 100 yuan for a meal. At most, it’s only half an hour. What’s the rest of the time for? Are you going to an amusement park or something? You can’t take it to a free park, can you? And the amusement park is just a ticket, is it missing another hundred yuan? Needless to say, there are other facilities that charge extra. ”

Cui Long weakly pulled his neck back and laughed dryly, “Why are you telling me this?”

‘”This is just the beginning. It costs at least a thousand yuan to go out and play. It will be even more powerful in the future. When your relationship gets better, do you want to live together?” “Rent, water, electricity, and so on, that’s all money.” Zhou Wuluo narrowed his eyes and smiled. He clenched his fingers and said slowly, ‘”These are just small heads. The real big heads are still your girlfriend’s cosmetics. Clothes and jewelry. According to the cheapest price, a lipstick is hundreds, a set of clothes is hundreds, and so on. Don’t think it’s okay to buy them all at once. This woman, lipstick clothes, even if they are stuffed into a cabinet, will always feel less, not more.”

Cui Long couldn’t help but swallow his saliva. Although there were millions in his card at this moment, the reason why Cui Long felt that he couldn’t spend all of it was because he could only spend two to three hundred yuan per card. Hearing Zhou Wuluo’s words, how long could he spend a few thousand yuan a day?

Zhou Wuluo narrowed his eyes. You You said, “The last one is even more powerful. When your relationship gets closer, when it comes to discussing marriage, first of all, if you don’t pay a few thousand yuan for your first visit, I’m afraid that the other parent will be able to directly kick you out. Then you have to calculate how many times you have to go to the door before you can successfully persuade the other parent to marry your daughter to you.”

The corner of Cui Long’s mouth twitched.

Zhou Wuluo continued, “But even if you go tens of thousands of times, don’t you have to have a house first?” The other parent would consider it? Don’t say anything about your family’s apartment. If it wasn’t under your name, it would be very embarrassing to say it out loud. In this land-rich S City, I’ll return it to you at the cheapest price. For a single apartment, wouldn’t it cost two to three million yuan in down payment? Where’s the car? If each of the five hundred thousand to six hundred thousand yuan were to be said, it would be embarrassing, and then the bride price would cost at least several hundred thousand yuan, right? And then the cheapest wedding, more than a hundred thousand. ”

Cui Long wanted to say something, but Zhou Wuluo didn’t seem to give him a chance. He said, “Don’t think that getting married is over.”

“Stop, stop, stop!” Cui Long finally seemed to be unable to stand it. After all, according to Zhou Wuluo’s calculations, a few million yuan was not enough to have a girlfriend. Thus, he interrupted Zhou Wuluo and said unhappily, “Damn, what you said is too extreme. Does it cost me money to have a girlfriend from beginning to end?”

Zhou Wuluo narrowed his eyes slightly and said, “What else do you think? Isn’t that what the world is like now? If you say you want to spend a girl’s money to try it out, will those people immediately call you trash?”

Cui Long couldn’t help but frown. You You said, “By what you said, if there weren’t a thousand or eighty thousand boys now, they wouldn’t be able to find a girlfriend.”

Zhou Wuluo immediately squinted his eyes and smiled, “Of course, if you only wanted to play, you naturally don’t have to worry so much. However, I think most people are very responsible. That’s why so many people are single.”

Cui Long said weakly, “But not everyone is like this.”

Zhou Wuluo sighed softly, “This kind of thing is indeed not absolute, but according to the current situation, most people are already like this. Do you think that your luck is so good that even the girl you have a crush on is not that kind of person?” “Let me tell you, in this world, those who are ugly dare to think that way, let alone those who are beautiful.”

Cui Long angrily curled his lips and weakly sized up Tang Xi on the podium. After pondering for a moment, he muttered, “But our teacher isn’t just beautiful. Look, what a person with temperament. Perhaps she’s also a little rich woman. Do you think someone like her can take care of me and allow me to eat soft food or something?”

The corner of Zhou Wuluo’s mouth twitched and he said unhappily, “If you want a rich woman to take care of you, then ask yourself, are you handsome? Do you have any great talent?”

‘”I don’t think I’m ugly,” Cui Long slowly said as he placed his hand on his chest. “But if I were talented, that would be incredible. Are you me or is that possible?”