God on Campus Novel - Chapter 109
Chapter 109 You Go Get Dong Yan!
Su Ye was full of surprise, “I said, you don’t want to cheat in the exam, do you?”
Cui Long rolled his eyes and said angrily, “Let’s not talk about cheating first. For example, you think that the two of us are going to suddenly enter the top fifty? What do you think everyone will think?”
Su Ye smiled dryly and said, “They must think that the two of us are cheating …”
Cui Long nodded deeply, “So! Even if the two of us really have the ability to take the top 50 exams, do you think that old woman Dong Yan will be able to return the tablet to me?”
Su Ye rubbed his chin and whispered, “That’s right. Even if we meet Dong Yan’s requirements with our true abilities, she will think that we are cheating. Then, she will definitely use this excuse to refuse to say that we have to maintain that result in the future …”
‘”Even if our grades continue, that woman will definitely say something. Aiya, the college entrance exam is coming soon. In order not to affect your studies, I will return it to you after the college entrance exam ends. Damn it, if the college entrance exam ends, do we still need to be afraid of her?” Cui Long said angrily.
Su Ye glanced at Cui Long and said unhappily, “Then what do you want to do?”
Cui Long raised the corner of his mouth and patted Su Ye’s shoulder. He said earnestly, “It’s all up to you!”
Su Ye said angrily, “In your rumors, I heard that Dong Yan is afraid of ghosts, and then I want to scare her by touching her dormitory in the middle of the night?”
Cui Long coughed a few times and said unhappily, “Dong Yan’s mother-in-law is not my Tang Wan goddess. She might be even bolder than the two of us. Scared her? It’s good not to be scared by her instead!”
“Then what exactly do you want me to do?”
Cui Long chuckled, “Why don’t you agree first?”
Su Ye immediately glared at him and said, “Do you think I can rashly agree to it before you tell me all those stupid ideas of yours?”
Cui Long smiled awkwardly and shrugged his shoulders. He picked up his plate and continued to eat. He put on a very casual appearance and said, “My method is very simple. I just want you to chase after Dong Yan.”
At this moment, if Su Ye was eating like Cui Long, he wouldn’t be able to spit it out immediately.
“What are you talking about?”
Su Ye looked at Cui Long in disbelief.
Cui Long smiled awkwardly and explained weakly, “You think, if you succeed in catching up to Dong Yan, wouldn’t it be just a sentence to ask her to get my tablet back?”
Su Ye immediately wanted to say that you wanted me to betray you just for the sake of getting your teachers back?
But before Su Ye could speak, Cui Long had already waved his hand and interrupted, “Don’t refute, listen to me properly!”
Su Ye took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, “Alright! Speak!”
Cui Long chuckled and slowly said, “We’ve been in the same class for two and a half years. Did you notice that Dong Yan’s mother-in-law is even more pitiful than the two of us? She doesn’t have a friend at all and has always been isolated by everyone.”
Su Ye said unhappily, “What’s wrong with this?”
Cui Long hurriedly said, “Ah! You don’t know that, right? This means that Dong Yan is a very cold person! And I heard that this cold woman. Don’t look at her coldness towards anyone, she looks like she refuses to let everyone go a thousand miles away, but once someone breaks her heart door open, she will be even hotter than you think. Hehe.”
Su Ye couldn’t help but tilt his head and said angrily, “What the hell does this have to do with me?”
Cui Long narrowed his eyes and said, “And Dong Yan, is she the best girl in our class? Isn’t that what she did on TV? Those female school tyrants with good grades would inexplicably fall in love with some scum. What is this called? Well, men aren’t bad, women don’t love them!”
Su Ye faked a smile and said, “Oh, you’re really getting more and more narcissistic. Don’t tell me that the reason why your grades aren’t good is because you always thought that your grades aren’t good. Instead, you’ll attract the attention of some female students!”
Cui Long’s expression immediately turned grim and indignant. He sniffed and said weakly, “If I said that I thought so before, would you believe me?”
Su Ye immediately rolled his eyes, but he still hadn’t said anything.
“It wasn’t until later that I realized that my mother’s letter was wrong. The reason why those girls on TV fell in love with those boys with poor grades was not because they didn’t love men or women, but simply because their parents were handsome!” Cui Long scolded angrily, “It’s not until later that I realized that my mother’s letter was wrong. The reason why those girls fell in love with those boys with poor grades is not because they don’t love men or women at all.” I’m always cursing right now. Teleplays are really harmful! I really wish I could kill the screenwriters of those youth school TV dramas that have written about female school tyrants falling in love with male school scum first, then kill them, then kill them! ”
It had to be said that Cui Long’s ability to speak smoothly while eating was something that no one else could learn.
By the time Cui Long finished speaking, he had already wiped out all the dishes on the two plates.
Su Ye looked at Cui Long’s posture of sharpening his saber, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He was puzzled, “You forced me to say so many things. What are you trying to say?”
Cui Long nodded slightly and said, “Look around.”
Su Ye tilted his head and looked around. He was puzzled, “Nothing unusual …”
Cui Long suddenly pinched Su Ye’s greasy hand on his neck and shook it hard, “You actually dare to say that there’s nothing unusual about it!”
“Cough cough!” Su Ye pretended to cough a few times, but he really did not understand what was wrong with his surroundings.
Cui Long said indignantly, “Don’t tell me you don’t see the girls around you, and they always look at you inadvertently!”
Su Ye was stunned for a moment. He hurriedly looked to the side and found that it was really what Cui Long had said. In the evening, the girls gathered around the campus to eat would inadvertently look at him. However, when he looked over, he immediately lowered his head in panic or turned his face away like a mimosa.
What kind of situation was this? Don’t tell me I didn’t zip up?
Cui Long said angrily, “Ever since you were inexplicably strong, you didn’t expect that you would actually become so handsome! You’re really pissed off! Do you think that with your current face, the success rate of chasing after Dong Yan is very high?”
Su Ye was stunned for a moment. Originally, the reason he had used his ability to make himself stronger was to prevent others from pointing fingers at Su Youguo and blaming Su Youguo for not giving Su Ye food. However, he never thought that it would have such an effect.
Without any reason, Su Ye couldn’t help but raise the corner of his mouth. He slightly wrapped his hair around his forehead and put on an extremely smelly appearance.
Cui Long’s face was bitter. After letting go of Su Ye, he said angrily, “If I were to lose weight, I would definitely be much more handsome than you. However, when I lose weight, I’m afraid that even if we graduate from high school, we would be able to graduate from university! Otherwise, do you think that you would be able to do something like this?”
Su Ye was puzzled, “Do you think it’s a good thing for me to chase after Dong Yan just to get your tablet back?”
Cui Long said angrily, “It’s secondary to get my tablet back. What’s important? It’s you who can get a girlfriend. Isn’t that a good thing?”
Su Ye said weakly, “I don’t want it anymore, right? Why do I feel strange?”
‘”Yes, Dong Yan really can’t compare to Tang Wan or Feng Keqing in class. But think about it, if it weren’t for these two, wouldn’t Dong Yan be the prettiest? Especially her figure, her long legs, even Tang Wan and Feng Keqing wouldn’t be able to compare!” Cui Long said.
Su Ye said weakly, “But after all, she is our sworn enemy …”
Cui Long smiled wickedly, “So, didn’t you have the urge to kill Dong Yan first, then X, and then X in an instant? And if you can make her obey you, then hehe …”
Su Ye couldn’t help but laugh wickedly with his eyes narrowed.
Cui Long placed his hand on Su Ye’s shoulder and urged, “So, you can go pick up Dong Yan!”
Su Ye rubbed his chin and said, “But I found a fatal flaw in your plot!”
‘”What nonsense is this? My idea? When did there ever be a loophole?” Cui Long was so angry that he straightened his back and said.
“Don’t you think that just the two of us who have never talked about girlfriends know how to chase after girls?”
