General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming - Chapter 1151:
Chapter 1151: The Palace Lord and the Three Little Ones
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Ling Yun looked at the three evil disciples who suddenly acknowledged him as their father and was so angry that the corners of his mouth twitched.
“Who asked you to acknowledge indiscriminately?”
The three little ones immediately pulled out their hands held by the disciples and came behind the Palace Lord with fear.
The Palace Lord looked back at the three trembling little fellows and said with a dark expression, “Why are you so fierce! Are you capable? Is there anyone who treats their biological sons like this?”
Ling Yun resisted the urge to beat up those little rascals. “They called me master along the way. Didn’t Elder Qi and Elder Yue tell you?”
The two elders were the ones who had gone to the Great Zhou to “nab” them back to the island.
“Isn’t that because you taught them?” After saying that coldly, the Palace Lord turned to ask the three children, “Right?” The three of them nodded.
The Palace Lord looked at him coldly. “Look!”
Ling Yun gritted his teeth and muttered, “What am I looking at? These little things are really rebellious…”
The Palace Lord turned around and coaxed the three frightened children. “Don’t be afraid. Since you’re home, your father won’t dare to disown you anymore.”
The three of them grabbed their small milk bottles with innocent expressions.
The Palace Lord was actually not good at interacting with children. Otherwise, her relationship with a certain someone would not have become like this. It was all because of her inability to take care of him when he was young.
The Palace Lord thought awkwardly and held the milk bottle with each of them. “Drink, drink, drink!”
The three little ones were speechless.
The Palace Lord planned to leave. She still had many things to deal with.
Ling Yun’s gaze swept back and forth across the three little rascals.
The three little ones caught up to Palace Lord and held her hand.
They were so scared!
This was the first time the Palace Lord had her hands held by children. Her arms were extremely stiff.
Was this how it felt to be relied on by a child?
Ever since the young brat knew how to walk, he had stopped letting her carry him!
—It was definitely not that she did not know how to carry a child and had caused him to fall too many times…
The children’s small hands were soft and warm, like a cloud melting in spring.
The Palace Lord’s heart suddenly softened.
“What are you staring at?”
She glared back at Ling Yun!
“If you don’t want them, I want them! Da…” Just as the Palace Lord was about to say it, the corners of her mouth twitched awkwardly. “What are your names again?” “Dahu.”
“Erhu. ”
Xiaohu was the most talented at expressing himself. He patted his chest cutely. “Xiaohu!”
The Palace Lord’s eyes widened.
How did such an aloof young brat father such cute and adorable sons?
She was a little curious about the children’s mother.
It must be all because of the children’s mother.
The Palace Lord snorted. “If you don’t want your sons, I’ll take them. Dahu,
Erhu, Xiaohu, let’s go! From today onwards, you will stay in my palace!”
Ling Yun’s expression was indescribable. “Are you sure… you want them to stay at your place?”
The Palace Lord chuckled. “Why? Can’t bear to part with them?” Ling Yun picked up his teacup and took a sip. “Up to you.”
The Palace Lord brought the three little fellows back to his palace.
“This is your house. You can play however you want. There’s no need to be restrained, understand?”
“Yeah.”
The three little ones nodded obediently.
The disciple at the side whispered, “Palace Lord, will this… what if they cause trouble?”
The Palace Lord looked at the three harmless little fellows. “What trouble can such obedient children cause?
Ling Yun didn’t have any relatives when he was young, but he was very quiet and obedient. Therefore, the Palace Lord couldn’t imagine how destructive a child could be.
Of course, she would soon understand the power of the three little ones.
She went to the study to settle her official business. When she returned to the Peony Pavilion where she usually lived, she suddenly thought of the three children and hurriedly called a disciple over to ask, “Where’re Dahu, Erhu, and
Xiaohu?”
The disciple stammered.
The Palace Lord frowned. “Did that kid bully his sons again?”
The disciple braced herself and said, “No, Young Palace Lord has never been here. It’s… it’s the three young masters…”
The Palace Lord was an impatient person. “Tell me what happened to them!”
“They…” The disciple didn’t know what to say as she awkwardly brought the Palace Lord over.
The three little ones had just finished pooping on their exclusive toilet when the disciple at the side wanted to wipe their butts.
Xiaohu stretched out his small hand to refuse. “We’ll do it ouselves!”
Then, they took out the toilet paper that they had prepared long ago—the Textless Book of the Hundred Flowers Palace.
Swoosh!
Xiaohu tore a page.
Swoosh!
Erhu also tore a page!
Swish, swish, swish!
Dahu tore three pages in a row domineeringly.
Erhu, Xiaohu muttered, “Yes. Is your butt that big?
They chose this kind of toilet paper not only because there were no words on it, but also because it was very, very soft. Their little butts would not hurt.
The Palace Lord swayed. “My martial arts manual… is the only one on the entire island…
The disciples didn’t dare stop them. After all, it was the Palace Lord who had spoken—to let them play as they pleased.
The Palace Lord took a deep breath. “It’s fine. I remember the content of the wordless book. I’ll write another one later.” But that would not be a wordless book…
Fortunately, the three little ones ate obediently. They did not need anyone to feed them and were not as picky as their father. They ate very obediently.
The Palace Lord regained some confidence.
In the afternoon, the three little ones didn’t want to take an afternoon nap and came to look for the Palace Lord.
Dahu asked, “Can we go play with the chicks?”
The Palace Lord said without thinking, “Sure, no problem.”
The three little ones clattered away.
The Palace Lord had the habit of taking afternoon naps. She would feel sleepy when the time came.
She fell asleep in the hammock.
When she woke up, she called her disciple over. “Where are the children?”
As soon as she asked, she remembered that they had gone to play with chicks.
But soon, she frowned.
Where did the chicks come from?
They didn’t raise chickens.
As she was thinking, she heard a scream from the bird garden behind. “Ga—ga
—ga—”
The phoenix birds!
The Palace Lord rushed to the Hundred Flowers Palace’s bird garden with a pale face.
This place raised the rarest birds on the island; they were big colorful birds with voluptuous wings.
Because they were too rare and each one looked like a phoenix in a painting, she named them the phoenix birds.
Usually, these birds were treated as ancestors. It was common for them to peck one the disciples.
Today, she met her nemesis.
The phoenix birds became angry chickens and ran around the courtyard.
Help!
Where did these little fiends come from!!!
The Palace Lord looked at the bird garden in a tizzy and the phoenix wood that had been trampled to pieces. Her heart raced!
“I’m not angry, I’m not angry… They are active, They are not picky about food, and they are easy to raise, unlike their father. Ever since he was young, there wasn’t a day when I wasn’t worried that he would die prematurely…”
The Palace Lord patted her chest, took a deep breath, and turned around. “What someone doesn’t see can’t hurt them. I’ll leave… Uh —”
She stepped over the stone slab that had been pried loose by the three little ones and fell into the pit without any grace!
“Palace Lord!”
The two disciples walked over in shock and lay at the entrance of the cave to look down.
“I told you to guard here!”
“I… I went to get the hammer!”
The Palace Lord said patiently, “I’m fine… I… can still…”
The three little ones ran over with a “chicken” in their arms.
They looked at the Palace Lord lying in the pit with sparkling eyes.
Palace Lord’s expression changed. “W… what are you doing?”
The three weights jumped down!
The Palace Lord was speechless..
