Chapter 4: I Promise I Won’t Swear!

Translator: Daoist6fubtiW

In just a day, Ye Feng’s game had reached the top of the YoGame download list.

The success was largely attributed to the efforts of Brother Yin’s livestream, and those funny scenes had been edited by countless marketing accounts.

The Short videos platform was filled with videos of him gritting his teeth and smashing his keyboard and mouse. In just 30 seconds, these videos captured the transformation of a rational person into a foolish one.

Just watching the video and seeing the little person sitting in the jar falling down gave people the feeling of having a heart attack.

Perhaps due to the content being too funny, these videos were even pushed to the phones of non-gamers.

“It’s so funny! I don’t play games, just a passerby. Is the gaming community really this exaggerated?”

“It feels a little like a script. Are they here to promote the game?’

“To be honest, it looks quite interesting. The marketing plan for the game is very successful. I want to give it a try.”

“I’m a fan of Brother Yin. Let me say this here. Maybe other hosts have scripts, but it’s impossible for this guy to have a script. That day, I watched him for four hours at the scene and saw him break down with my own eyes.”

“Everyone, hurry up and give it a try. It’s really very easy. Those who say it’s difficult are all noobs.”

…

There were too many video clips about Brother Yin online. In the four hours of game time, every frame was funny material.

“Is his mouse too hot to handle? He just fell down, did he have to throw the mouse out?”Sister Zhou looked at the classic funny videos sent by her fans.

The moment he saw the jar man fall, Brother Yin immediately threw the mouse away. He scratched his face in despair, his face full of fear. Zhou Jie couldn’t help but ask, “Is he really this exaggerated when he breaks down?”

“I have to say that he knows the effects of live broadcasts very well.” Sister Zhou bit her finger as she looked at the screen, her eyes full of mockery.

“No, I want to give it a try. I don’t believe I’ll break down like this.” Sister Zhou shook her head and squirmed shyly at the camera from time to time.

“Don’t twist like that, you’re not even half as good as Shu Bao.”

“You won’t attract any supervisor like this. Give up.”

…

Sister Zhou didn’t bother with the comments. She was already used to these kinds of words. They were just friendly jokes from netizens.

With a “ding” sound, the game finished downloading.

“I don’t believe it will break me down!”Before entering the game, Sister Zhou confidently declared.

After playing for half an hour, Sister Zhou’s smooth hair had become short and messy. As she played, she would scratch her hair from time to time.

“I can’t believe it, who designs a game like this? Shouldn’t they go see a psychologist?”

Another half an hour passed.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The entire live broadcast screen was shaking like an earthquake, and the banging sounds on the table were endless.

“Thanks to the designer, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Zhou Jie slam the table like this! Oh my, she’s back in her prime!”

‘I really want to be that table, 5555’

“Just a passerby, is this an earthquake? The screen is shaking so violently!”

“Sister Zhou, admit defeat. There are hammers everywhere outside.”

“As expected of Sister Zhou. She’s too weak, isn’t she?”

…

As the last slap landed on the table, the glass beside the keyboard was knocked over, and the table was instantly wet.

If it was in the past, if the water in the cup spilled, Sister Zhou would definitely curse. But this time, she looked at the liquid that had been poured onto the table, and there was an unconcealable smile on her face.

“Ah, the water spilled! Water spilled! My keyboard and mouse are wet, I can’t play the game! I’m so sad!”

“It’s not that I don’t want to play, but the water really spilled. Everyone saw it. I’ll take the keyboard and mouse for repair.”

“This game is really easy. If it weren’t for my device getting wet, I would have already beaten it.”

…

At that moment, the bullet screen in the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

Sister Zhou had just logged out of the game when a message popped up on the game platform.

“You have been playing for a while. Please give it a review! Would you recommend it to your friends?” Zhou Jie read the prompt that appeared on the platform.

She immediately took the keyboard and typed. It didn’t look like it had been damaged by water at all.

[Isn’t this game too easy? Doesn’t it just require hands?]

After writing the review, Sister Zhou shared the game with her fangirl, Bobo. She narrowed her eyes and smiled maliciously.

“Bobo, I recommend you a game. Come and play!”

After recommending the game, Sister Zhou suddenly felt refreshed. She finally understood how the game’s comment section was written.

They were all f * cking evil people! None of them had a good heart!

Would a good person trick people to play the game?

Oh no, how can we call it tricking in the gaming community? This was just a simple promotion!

On the other side, Bobo happened to be broadcasting live. After receiving the message from Sister Zhou, she immediately raised her phone.

“Wow, Zhou Zhou sent me a WeChat message!”

“She asked me to play a game called Digging for Ascension. Is it fun?” Bobo opened the game platform in confusion. She had been sleeping before the broadcast and didn’t know what had happened.

“Zhou Zhou really loves me! The game has such scary good reviews!” Looking at the game reviews, Bobo was also shocked. It had been a long time since she had seen a game with such a high rating.

Of course, this game had its own negative reviews. The reason for the negative reviews was very easy, and the reason for the positive reviews was… also very easy?

“The more this happens, the more it proves that this game is a good one!” Bobo excitedly selected the payment option. Ten yuan was nothing to her.

Just as she was about to start the game excitedly, she saw that all the bullet comments in her live broadcast room were asking the same question.

[Do you still remember the promise you made three days ago?]

She frowned and thought for two minutes before she remembered that she had set up a flag in front of everyone in the live broadcast room three days ago.

A fine of 50 yuan for swearing.

“I remember now. A fine of 50 yuan for swearing, right? No problem! I, Bobo, am not the kind of person who breaks promises. You see, I haven’t cursed for three days.”

“If I scold someone, I’ll give my fans 50 red packets. I mean it!”Bo Bo raised her hand high, looking unconvinced.

However, before entering the game, she would frown from time to time. Why did everyone suddenly bring this up again? She felt that something was wrong, but she did not know what it was.

She entered the game and saw the little person sitting in the jar. She couldn’t help but laugh.

“Why does the protagonist’s modeling look like crap?”