From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 999
Chapter 999 Second Grade Escort
“Hmph ~ Are you guys trying to find fault with me? Call out the deputy chief escort …”
The female escort glared at Chen Guangda and the others with gritted teeth. She had already treated them as if they were here to kick the stadium, but Chen Guangda’s face was full of innocence as he shouted, “Beauty! Don’t misunderstand! I only know those ladies. I don’t even know these two!”
“I don’t know him …”
Chen Quan and Fifth Brother immediately shook their heads like electric fans. However, a tall and thin middle-aged man suddenly walked out of the big house. However, not only did this fellow have long eyebrows and starry eyes, he was also dressed in a golden tiger’s white suit. Adding on the python skin Tang Dao in his hand, he was simply too handsome.
“Wow! So handsome …”
Jiang Shilin immediately exclaimed like an idiot. Who knew that even Xia Fei and the others were nodding their heads? The jealous Chen Guangda immediately glared at them fiercely, but Shuai Huasha said coldly, “I advise everyone to go wherever they come from. Our White Tiger Escort Agency is not a place where you can act wildly!”
“I don’t want to be wild, I just want to find a job …”
Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders innocently. Chen Quan and Fifth Brother also nodded their heads gently. They were tacitly like twins, but they were handsome and said coldly, “We don’t recruit people with unknown origins. Everyone, please return. We are not the only escort agency in the city!”
“Let’s go! A hundred kilograms of rice noodles, I can’t fight for nothing …”
Chen Quan coldly stretched out his right hand. They were almost poor to the point of begging for food. They would never let go of any chance to earn money. Who knew that not only was Shuai Luozha not angry, he even sized him up again and said, “Since you want to be an escort so much, I’ll grant you my wish. You should be a first-class intern escort first. How about it?”
“Sure! But the treatment can’t be small. My friend also needs to come with me …”
Chen Quan nodded without hesitation. He looked at Fifth Brother beside him and laughed. “I don’t dare to ask for your friend. He has too much killing intent. There will definitely not be too few murders behind him. We are a serious escort agency. We don’t want to cause trouble because of him!”
“What about me? I also want to be an escort …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly ran forward and rubbed his hands together with a charming smile. Unexpectedly, this handsome scum was also extremely wicked. He directly nodded to Chen Quan and said, “Since you are already one of our people, let’s try this kid’s skills. Although being an escort is very important, you must have the ability to do so!”
Dong ~
Chen Guangda suddenly kicked Chen Quan without even saying a word. He was caught off guard and Chen Quan was almost kicked down by him. He quickly retreated and patted the dust on his chest. He angrily said, “His ability is very bad, and his character is even worse!”
“Then come beat me up …”
Chen Guangda smiled and shook his legs. His cheap expression was truly unbeatable. Chen Quan immediately rushed forward with a cold snort. There was no intention of showing mercy at all. He directly rushed towards Chen Guangda’s vital points. Chen Guangda immediately hurriedly blocked it. Without a weapon, he was no match for Chen Quan.
“Bang ~”
Chen Guangda was suddenly kicked out and smashed a recruitment desk. He lay on the ground with his teeth bared and didn’t get up for a long time. Chen Quan clapped his hands and said coldly, “You can take a few moves from me, but it’s not much better than that stupid big guy just now!”
“Leader! Then I can also become a first-class escort …”
Chen Guangda rubbed his painful chest and sat up. Chen Quan really did not show mercy to him. Otherwise, the escort in this courtyard would definitely be able to tell. However, Shuai Luozha shook his head and said, “Didn’t you hear what I just said? Personality is more important than martial arts, so you are at best a second-class escort!”
“Hmph ~ In the Evil Man Desert, it’s all thanks to your words …”
Chen Guangda stood up unconvinced. However, this was the effect he wanted. He and Chen Quan only needed one to be a little leader. However, Xia Fei quickly ran up and asked, “Sister! Are you guys hiring female escorts? I used to be a bodyguard, so killing and beating was not a problem!”
“We will also recruit female escorts, but we only need two of them. You can all come over and try …”
The female escort gently waved her hand and asked a girl to bring them to the training ground. There were a lot of training equipment and photographs there. It seemed that there was a series of examinations waiting for them. Handsome scum then said, “All the selected people go to the house. Someone will send you clothes to follow the rules!”
“Big Senior Apprentice Brother! Why did you recruit that fellow? That person isn’t an ordinary person …”
The female escort stared suspiciously at Chen Quan’s departing back, but Shuai Luozha smiled and said, “If it was an ordinary person, what would I need him to do? However, don’t worry, that person is definitely not here to step on the line (scouting). He has been keeping an eye on the salary, which means that he is only here to earn money, not to be a spy!”
“But I don’t think he can last long. The more people who care about money, the faster they leave …”
The female escort shook her head in disdain, but Shuai Luozha patted her shoulder and said, “Isn’t that just right? If he wants to earn money quickly, we’ll let him bet the most dangerous escort. In this way, our old brothers won’t have to take any risks anymore!”
“But if we lose that dart, it will be a great blow to our reputation …”
The female escort clenched her fists anxiously, but Shuai Luozha shook her head and said, “Little Jia! The White Tiger Escort Agency is your uncle’s blood, blood is important, and reputation is important. You should know that even if I don’t say anything, no one in Darts City dared to take it. It was Master Niang who forced it on us, so even if we lost it, no one would say anything!”
“Alright …”
The female escort nodded helplessly. Shuai Luozha then pointed at the training ground and smiled, “Don’t sigh. Those two girls are not bad. They are much better than your little disciple. If you have no problem coming here, just take them away. It’s good to be your right hand man!”
…
“My name is Yun Qingtong. From today onwards, I will be your escort head. I will do whatever I want you to do. If anyone dares to retort or disobey orders, they will be dealt with according to the dart rules after deducting their salary …”
In a spacious indoor training room, several new escorts all changed their uniforms and sat on the ground. However, the one lecturing them was Chen Quan’s defeated general. The two-meter tall strong man who had just been kicked flying by him had intentionally pointed fiercely at Chen Quan when he mentioned the rules of the escort agency.
However, Chen Quan ignored him at all. If it wasn’t for the sake of becoming a first-class escort, he wouldn’t even have put his eyelids on him. No matter how mocking and ironic Yun Qingtong was, Chen Quan remained as calm as an old monk. It was as if Yun Qingtong had punched cotton, so she could only change the topic to the various rules.
“Yun Dazhuang! Do you think this name is especially suitable for him …”
Chen Guangda smiled playfully and whispered. A few of the new “little friends” immediately burst out laughing. Who knew that Yun Qingtong’s hearing was actually very good? She pointed at him and shouted, “Zhao Ziwen! What are you trying to force? Did I make you talk? Are you itchy?”
“Reporting to the prison head, oh no! Escort head, I’m reciting the rules you just mentioned. I’m poor and afraid of fines …”
Chen Guangda immediately shouted out in an extremely serious tone. Yun Qingtong coldly snorted and continued to lecture. Only then did Chen Guangda finally understand that this second-class escort embroidered with a green logo was not the lowest. There were errand boy underneath, but he was no better. He was also cannon fodder to charge into the front lines.
“Alright! That’s all for today’s lecture. You guys go back and prepare first. Come to the escort station to gather for training before 7 o’clock tomorrow …”
Yun Qingtong finally finished her words. Chen Guangda immediately stood up angrily and didn’t arrange a dormitory for them. He didn’t even care about lunch. However, he knew that only first-class escorts were qualified to stay at the escort agency. They had to take care of their cannon fodder regardless of whether they ate or slept.
“Who is who? Why don’t you say hello to this escort …”
Chen Guangda had just walked out of the hall when he saw Xia Fei and Yan Qing walking over side by side. Who knew that not only did they clean their little faces cleanly, they also raised their breasts high up. When Chen Guangda looked at their chests in surprise, the two women were actually wearing first-class escort uniforms embroidered with silver tiger markings.
Chen Guangda immediately shouted angrily, “Why are you two young ladies able to be first-class escorts? Why are you giving me a bastard green-skinned tiger? It’s easy to bully me, isn’t it?”
“Haha ~ Who called you a bastard …”
Xia Fei was gloating from ear to ear, but Yan Qing said angrily, “Alright! It’s not like you’re taking the martial arts exam. What’s so great about being a senior? Besides, this Silver Tiger is just a gimmick. Some concubines go out to ask for the protection of a first-class female escort, but there are only four female escorts in the entire escort agency, so we can only make up the numbers!”
“Then did you guys get an advance on your salary? This damn place doesn’t care about food or accommodation …”
Chen Guangda spread out his hands bitterly. Although both of them had a place to live with Chen Quan, he, Li Tingyu and the others were still vagrants. However, Xia Fei leaned over and smiled, “Although we didn’t get paid, we found a very cheap big house. We can live for a month with two kilograms of food stamps. How about it? It’s cheap, isn’t it?”
“So cheap? It can’t be a mansion …”
Chen Guangda stared at them suspiciously. Who knew that the two of them would actually nod their heads? Yan Qing even raised her claws and said gloomily, “It’s a ferocious mansion. It’s said that hundreds of people have died there. Every night, there are female ghosts floating around. Even when she goes to the bathroom, she will pass toilet paper to you. Is she afraid?”
“I’m scared! I’m scared to death. I’m really scared that she’ll take my toilet paper …”
Chen Guangda patted Little Chest for a while, but immediately laughed loudly with the two of them. They dealt with the living dead all day long, even slept in mass graves. They had seen all kinds of ferocious houses, but they had never seen a serious female ghost.
“Let’s go! Hurry up and see what the mansion looks like …”
Chen Guang hurriedly pulled the two women out and directly met Li Tingyu and the others in the alley. Li Tingyu even carelessly said, “Do you think the haunted house will be cooler? This damn place is really too hot during the day. Without air conditioning, it really won’t be able to withstand it!”
“Ah? Haunted, I’m afraid of ghosts the most …”
Jiang Shilin’s delicate body immediately trembled, but Li Tingyu hugged her with a perverted smile and said, “You’re not even afraid of perverts, and you’re still afraid of female ghosts. At worst, I’ll hug you to sleep at night. I guarantee that you’ll sleep soundly and sweetly, and your legs won’t even close!”
“Come on! You’re even more terrifying than a female ghost …”