From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 97

Chapter 97 Everything Is Under Control
After a few calm days, almost everyone returned to their regular lives. Apart from eating, sleeping, and waiting for death, the monotonous “One Song a Day” program started again. Although Chen Guangda would invite beauties to dance on stage every night, no one dared to fool around with him anymore and honestly watched the leaders entertain themselves.

Chen Guangda’s life these past few days was also very regular. Every morning, he left Yang Hao to guard the door. He went upstairs alone to get food and daily necessities. After he returned, he began to take Yang Hao to do various kinds of training. Occasionally, he would secretly arrange a cannon with a few hooves. Meanwhile, Li Shuibao and the others also turned a blind eye, as long as he, a local ruffian, did not go crazy.

“Yang Hao! Are you gay?”

Another day at noon, Chen Guangda, who had just finished his fitness training, sat on the ground panting. He frowned and stared at Yang Hao. Yang Hao’s face immediately turned red. He hurriedly shook his head and said, “I… I’m not gay. I like women, but I really can’t accept the meat trade. Furthermore, my first time will definitely be reserved for my girlfriend!”

“F*ck! Just tell me who you like. If she doesn’t like you, sixth brother will directly bring you over and snatch her back. If she sleeps a few more times, she won’t like her anymore. Do you understand …”

Chen Guangda laughed obscenely. Seeing that Yang Hao lowered his head even lower, he squatted over excitedly and said, “Women!” Don’t think too highly of her. Women are made of sand. The more you want to catch them, the faster they will run away. But as long as you get them wet, they will not only hold them tightly for you, they can also be made into any shape! Hehe … ”

“Sixth brother! You … don’t keep telling me this, you’re too hooligan …”

Yang Hao moved to the side with great shame and indignation. However, his face suddenly turned red. Furthermore, it was the kind of fiery red. Chen Guangda immediately followed his line of sight and saw a girl wearing a tight skirt walking towards him. She was actually Secretary Qiu’s sister-in-law, Liu Sha.

“Ah Hao! Can I find you to exchange for something …”

Liu Sha walked to the iron cabinet but did not dare to look at Chen Guangda. Her little butt was still green, and it was all a masterpiece of Chen Guangda, a scum. However, Chen Guangda immediately saw the signs and chuckled as he asked softly, “So you like these little hooves. No wonder I said that those canned meat disappeared. You secretly exchanged them for her, right?”

“She … she gave her a cigarette, I … I gave it to her …”

Yang Hao’s face immediately turned pig liver color, and he couldn’t even speak clearly. However, Chen Guangda laughed heartily and directly walked to the iron cabinet to look at Liu Sha. Although Liu Sha wasn’t considered a top-grade beauty, her curvaceous figure was extremely domineering.

As the saying goes, her butt is bigger than her shoulders and surpasses a living deity. Countless men would drool just because of her plump butt. If it weren’t for the heavy coquettish aura on her body, even Chen Guang would have been a little tempted.

However, he still asked indifferently, “Big Butt Liu! What kind of advantage do you want to take? You don’t want to trade a few packs of broken cigarettes for my canned meat, do you? You’re not a real beauty!”

“I… When did I use a beauty trick? A-Hao and I are good friends. He should take care of me at all, right?”

Liu Sha dodged to the side like a little plague chicken. She didn’t dare to look at Chen Guangda, let alone the nickname Chen Guangda gave her. She didn’t even dare to show her anger. She weakly took out a large box of coffee from her bag and whispered, “Ah Hao! Can you change my underwear for me? I want the cotton one!”

“Sixth brother …”

Yang Hao hurriedly stood up and looked at Chen Guangda. He actually had a pleading expression on his face. However, Chen Guangda stepped on the iron cabinet and smiled, “Frankly speaking, my little brother likes your type. If you are willing to fall in love with him or something, you can choose whatever I have here in the future. I can even kill the fish and give it to you to eat!”

“No, no, no! I have a boyfriend. Wang Yihao is my boyfriend …”

Liu Sha shook her head like a rattle drum and looked at Yang Hao awkwardly. Yang Hao’s face instantly turned ashen and he hooked his head into the passageway. However, Chen Guangda frowned and asked, “Wang Yihao? Didn’t he hook up with Yan Xiaosao all day long? When did he become your boyfriend again?”

‘”He has always been my boyfriend, but we are all in the leading group. In order to avoid suspicion, we did not reveal our identities. Furthermore, Yan Qing is one of your people. I do not dare to offend her. I can only watch as she seduces my boyfriend …”

Liu Sha pouted her lips in grievance. She looked at Chen Guangda pitifully, but Chen Guangda scoffed, “Since when did she become my person? The only ones who can give me face are Lin Na and Su Tong. Since Wang Yihao is your man, you should snatch him back. Don’t be so polite with her. Otherwise, it’s too late for you to regret when they have sex!”

“Really?”

Liu Sha’s eyes immediately lit up. Seeing Chen Guangda nodding his head confidently, Liu Sha actually smiled happily and said, “Then thank you, Boss Chen, for your help. I’ll treat this bag of coffee as a gift to you and A-Hao. Can I use two more packs of cigarettes to exchange for a set of underwear with you?”

“Of course not! But I have a small request. Come over and chat with my brother if you have nothing else. I dare say that my brother is definitely a hundred times stronger than Wang Yihao …”

Chen Guangdaniu patted his chest and said, Liu Sha immediately agreed and snorted at Little Qu. At this moment, Chen Guangda looked at Yang Hao who was sitting in a daze in the passageway and waved his hand. “Look at your little accomplishment. If I take her down in a minute, come out and help me!”

“Sixth brother! Don’t you believe me? Why don’t you take me upstairs …”

Yang Hao didn’t care about Chen Guangda’s words. Instead, his expression stiffened as he walked out to look at him. Chen Guangda was immediately stunned by what he said, but then he bitterly smiled and said, “Ah Hao! It’s not like I don’t trust you because trust isn’t something that can be said. It takes time to slowly build up. Do you dare say that you trust me 100%?”

‘”I dare! I just believe you. Although what you said is very hooligan, you have really taught me a lot of things about being a human. Moreover, the experience you have taught me is something that you have traded for with your life. It is enough to prove that you are a good person …”

Yang Hao stared at him with a stubborn expression. There wasn’t even the slightest hint of shake on his face. However, Chen Guangda sighed and said, “You trusted me because you have experienced too little and have never tasted betrayal. However, in order to live up to your trust, I’ll take you upstairs tomorrow. I hope you don’t betray me either!”

“I swear on my life that I will never betray you …”

Yang Hao swore that he would raise his right hand and point at the sky. However, Chen Guangda didn’t say anything this time. He just silently took out a wrench from the cabinet and sang softly, “Too beautiful a promise is because it’s too young, but that’s not love, darling …”

“…”

Yang Hao stared blankly at Chen Guangda. He understood that the song was intentionally sung for him to listen to. However, Chen Guangda had already dragged the table and the bench over. He actually directly climbed onto the spot where he was about to touch the roof.

He used a spanner to twist the fire spray a few times. A burst of rust water sprayed out of the water pipe in an instant, but it soon turned into clear water. Chen Guangda excitedly washed his face, then turned around and shouted, “What are you standing there for? Hurry up and bring the bucket over to catch the water. We can have a good bath today!”

“Sixth brother! Is this water not contaminated? Don’t joke …”

Yang Hao hurriedly brought over a few buckets and washbasins. Who knew that Chen Guangda would actually wash his head at the water pipe and proudly say, “Idiot!” Do you think I’m stupid? This water came from the fire water tank. Those two little fish were raised with this water. Do you see how many corpses they have turned into? Hurry up and bring me Haifei Silk. I’ll wash it for you after I wash it! ”

“Alright!”

Yang Hao was really excited. Although he was already used to Chen Guangda’s schemes, However, they didn’t expect him to be so shrewd. Li Shuibao and the others had paid a painful price in human lives to get a clear idea of how much water could be drunk in a reservoir. However, they still had to pinch their jins and pinch their lips. They would face the danger of running out of water at any moment. It was simply a dream to take a bath.

“Whoosh ~ Fun …”

Chen Guangda took a cold shower after washing his head vigorously. His entire body emitted the fragrance of soap and shampoo, and the place he chose to release the water was even more tricky. As long as he didn’t connect the main pipe, the people behind him wouldn’t have any water to use even if they removed the pipe. In the words he often taught Yang Hao, everything was under control!

“Can this water take a bath …”

Suddenly! A beautiful figure slowly walked to Chen Guangda’s side. However, she did not look at Chen Guangda. Instead, she looked straight at Yang Hao, who was shampooing his hair. Her eyes were actually a little infatuated.

“Yo ~ Isn’t this our poop beauty …”

Chen Guangda saw that it was actually the beauty Ai Ning. This was really the sun rising from the west. He immediately stood up and smiled and said, “Big beauty! Do you also want to take a bath? If you want to take a bath, I’ll give you a 50% discount, or an unlimited luxury package. How about it?”

“Mm! I want to wash it, but … I don’t have anything to exchange …”

Ai Ning bit her red lips and looked at him in embarrassment, but her eyes were filled with unspeakable expectation. Chen Guangda suddenly discovered that her skirt was stained with blood, and he was holding a large ball of toilet paper in his hand. He immediately asked in surprise, “Oh, you’re having your period, right? You’ve already put on your skirt!”

“Mm! I don’t have any clothes to change, and … I don’t have any sanitary napkins …”

Ai Ning nodded weakly. Even her eyes turned red. However, Chen Guangda hurriedly said with a distressed expression, “Why are you crying? I’m so distressed for you. Hurry up and step over. I’ve found you clothes to change, and even your underwear. No matter what, we’re destined to be together. I can’t just watch you suffer!”

“But I don’t have anything for you. Right now, even the food must be eaten in the cafeteria …”

Ai Ning bit her red lips, but her right leg instinctively lifted up. However, Chen Guangda said with a righteous expression, “Don’t talk about money. It hurts your feelings. I just happen to have two pots of hot water left. Go to your room and take a hot bath. I promise I won’t peek!”

“Really? Thank you … thank you Master Guang …”

The cleanliness fetish was Ai Ning’s death acupoint. She almost couldn’t help but walk over. Chen Guangda directly pulled her small hand and brought her into the opposite room with a smile. He whispered to Yang Hao while he turned around to get water, “Keep watch over the door for me. Don’t let anyone disturb me! Hehe …”