From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 968
Chapter 968 Stimulus Not Stimulus
“Good! I know …”
Little Geezer probably received a call from the Dragon King. He hung up after a quiet conversation. At this moment, Li Ru was obediently like a little secretary. She lowered her eyebrows and poured tea for the other party. However, cold sweat oozed from her forehead. Her stiff expression never changed.
“Director Li seems to be even more nervous than me. Did you do something wrong …”
Su Yan looked at Li Ru very calmly and put a disdainful sneer on his face. However, Li Ru immediately snorted coldly, “Hmph ~ Who did the wrong thing? Don’t forget that Tian Fugui is still in our hands. He just confessed that you provided funds to the rebels through him and sent them a large amount of weapons last month!”
“We’ll talk about this later. Let’s confirm this kid’s identity first. Compared to the corpse collector, Khmer Rebel Army is nothing. Right now, His Highness is personally interfering with this matter …”
Little Geezer waved his hand and interrupted their conversation. After carefully sizing Chen Guangda up, he said indifferently, “Let’s continue with the Dragon King’s question just now. How long and heavy is the Corpse Claw Spear? What are the characteristics of a Level 5 and Level 6 Corpse Claw Spear?”
“I’m sorry! I’m not talking to Nameless Rat. Even if you are the Dragon King’s crotch, Boy Xiao, you must have a name. Also, I want to smoke …”
Chen Guangda raised his head proudly. Li Ru was about to point at him in anger, but Little Geezer waved her hand without hesitation. Li Ru could only suppress her anger and light a cigarette for him. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda said with a playful smile, “I want an orange, peel it for me!”
“Peel!”
Little Geezer raised her hand again and directly pushed the fruit plate in front of her. Li Ru was so angry that she almost bit her lips, but she could only obediently peel the orange. However, she secretly gave Ambassador Chen Guang a look and told him to be smart enough to answer the question.
“Come! Little Shi, come and eat one too …”
Chen Guangda suddenly picked up an orange and stretched it directly to Jiang Shilin’s mouth. Jiang Shilin immediately leaned over and directly sucked the orange into his mouth. Then, she said with a charming smile, “The oranges fed by pure men are delicious. It’s because someone’s hands are too coquettish!”
“I also want to eat …”
Bai Muran suddenly forcefully squeezed her way over and directly brought her small mouth to Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda had no choice but to turn around and grab another one. After Bai Muran took a bite of the orange, she unexpectedly gave him a heavy kiss on the mouth. Then, she turned her head and stared at Su Yan provocatively.
“Muran! Trust me, it’s just a misunderstanding between us …”
Su Yan shook his head helplessly. He probably thought that Bai Muran was intentionally angry with him. In fact, Bai Muran was only close to taking off his clothes and sleeping with Chen Guangda. However, Little Geezer said, “Let me introduce myself. My name is Liu Wen, and I am the chief aide of His Excellency the Dragon King. I should be able to chat with you now, right?”
“Military Counselor, right? It’s barely enough …”
Chen Guangda nodded nonchalantly. After swallowing a few oranges, he said, “It doesn’t really matter what my name is. The important thing is that I am a corpse collector. The standard Corpse Claw Spear is not only 90 cm long, but also weighs about 5 jin 8 taels. A Grade 5 Corpse Claw Spear has a silver band, a Grade 6 Golden Band, and the spear head is dark green.”
“You …”
Li Ru looked at Chen Guangda in shock. She looked him up and down in confusion. However, Little Geezer slammed the table and shouted, “Alright! The answer is completely correct, but I still have a question. What is the name of the captain of the three corpses collection teams? What does the cave represent?”
‘”Oh, Little Geezer, are you good or bad? Are you deliberately using my words? Turning Cave is our communication code. I can’t tell you this. I can only tell you that the captain of the three squads is called Qiu Shi …”
Chen Guangda smiled and winked at him. Li Ru jumped up from the table. Her round eyes looked like she had seen a ghost, but Chen Guangda pretended to be confused and said, “Director Li! What kind of expression do you have? You don’t think I’m a fake corpse collector, do you? I was personally captured by you!”
“You … you really are a corpse collector …”
Li Ru was so scared that she stuttered. Her expression was even uglier than her mother’s. However, Little Geezer stood up excitedly and said, “This is a fake corpse collector! This is a fake corpse collector. He’s definitely not a low ranked corpse collector. Li Ru! You’ve done a great service this time. Just wait for His Highness to personally reward you!”
“This … How is this possible …”
Li Ru was completely scared out of her wits. She subconsciously said the truth. This time, even Bai Muran and the others discovered that something was wrong. Li Ru’s expression could not be faked. Chen Guangda said very mockingly, “I didn’t expect that you actually slept with a corpse collector. Were you pleasantly surprised? Were you excited?”
Dong ~
Li Ru directly fell down on the chair and looked at him with a deathly gray face. However, Little Geezer was already pacing back and forth excitedly, not caring about Su Yan’s question. She then asked, “What is your mission here? I advise you to tell me honestly, our interrogation methods are very cruel!”
“Of course I’m looking for your nuclear bomb. After finding your nuclear bomb, we can throw a nuclear bomb on your head …”
Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly. Little Geezer actually gave a thumbs up in excitement and said in surprise, “Good good good! Those who know the times are outstanding. I sincerely invite you to join our Intelligence Department. If you want any conditions, just say it. I will definitely satisfy you!”
“Sure! But I only have one request. Give me this little bitch as a slave. You can do whatever you want me to do …”
Chen Guangda finally revealed a sinister smile, but Li Ru was so shocked that she jumped up. She was so anxious that she wanted to plead with Little Geezer, but Little Geezer shouted coldly, “Shut up! It’s not your turn to bargain here. From now on, serve him well. If he isn’t satisfied, I’ll cut off your head!”
“No! Old Lord Liu, I beg you, I was promoted by you …”
Li Ru immediately knelt on the ground in horror and climbed directly to Little Geezer’s leg. However, Little Geezer kicked her out again and said coldly, “Since I promoted her, you should know that I can sacrifice anything for this country. Even if he wants my wife, I will give it to him with both hands. I advise you to be tactful!”
“Wu ~”
Li Ru lay on the ground and cried bitterly. She never thought that she would actually lift a rock and smash her feet. Wang Shan and the little rich fans were completely stunned. They wouldn’t feel better if Li Ru fell, but Jiang Shilin suddenly jumped up and shouted, “Let this bitch stand up and strip for us!”
“Bitch! Did you hear that? Hurry up and dance a strip dance for us to see. If you don’t recognize me, I’ll have someone drag you out and kill you …”
Chen Guangda looked at Li Ru proudly. Li Ru immediately looked at Little Geezer with tears in her eyes. Seeing Little Geezer’s resolute expression, she could only tremble and get up. But Bai Muran hated this woman. He slapped the table and shouted, “What are you dawdling for? Don’t you usually like to dance the most? Hurry up and dance!”
“Wu ~”
Li Ru cried and took off her jacket. She twisted her butt and took off her bottom shirt. Very quickly, she only took off her underwear. She waved her hips mechanically. Chen Guangda immediately whistled and laughed, “Young Master Su, how do you like this slut jumping?”
“Too bad! What kind of strip dance is wearing underwear …”
Su Yan sneered in disdain. Hearing this, Li Ru had no choice but to humiliate herself and unbutton her underwear. Unexpectedly, Jiang Shilin suddenly picked up a marker and grabbed her head to write. Li Ru immediately cried out in alarm and wanted to push her away, but Jiang Shilin directly slapped her with her big mouth.
“Try pushing one more time. If you push me again, I’ll cut your bitch face with a knife …”
Jiang Shilin fiercely pressed her on the table. Li Ru lay on the table in despair and didn’t dare to resist anymore. She let Jiang Shilin write a dirty line on her face and forehead. After Jiang Shilin threw away the marker, she patted her face heavily and said, “Let me tell you, even if Auntie dies at dawn, I will make you feel worse than dead before I die. Take off all of your clothes immediately!”
“I’ll fight you …”
Li Ru suddenly screamed like a madman. She suddenly jumped up and was about to pounce on Jiang Shilin, but a mutant came behind her like lightning. He stabbed her in the waist with his saber. Li Ru immediately cried out miserably and fell to the ground. Then she cried out in horror, “Don’t hit me, I don’t dare, I don’t dare!”
“Little brother! Take your female slave back and play slowly. I still have a few very important questions to ask you …”
Little Geezer didn’t even look at Li Ru on the ground. He smiled and waved his hand at Chen Guangda. However, he suddenly heard a “chirp” sound. A ball of golden light suddenly shot out of the window and landed on the table. It was actually a very cute little golden sable.
“Xiao Liu …”
Bai Muran and Jiang Shilin both widened their eyes. They didn’t know how this pet sable got here, but Little Cute happily patted her belly and pointed at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda could only bitterly smile and say, “Old Lord Liu! Let’s talk about the secret later. Let’s get some chocolate for my pet first!”
“Chocolate?”
Little Geezer looked at Marten Zuoshan with puzzlement. He had never heard of a chocolate-eating ferret before, but he still waved his hand patiently. The two mutants quickly brought in a large box of chocolates from outside. Chen Guangda also stood up and shook off his handcuffs in front of everyone’s astonished eyes.
“After eating, you have to work obediently …”
Chen Guangda smiled and fed Marten Zuoshan a piece of chocolate. Then, he touched its little head and nodded at the surrounding people one by one. “You can’t touch these little sisters, nor can the handsome guy on the other side. As for the rest … eat them!”
“Hurry up and grab it …”
Although Chen Guangda’s words sounded funny, Little Geezer still felt that something was wrong. A mutant immediately rushed up and grabbed Marten Zuoshan. Marten Zuoshan did not resist at all. However, just as the mutant slapped the chocolate in its claws, Marten Zuoshan suddenly raised his head and a terrifying glint of blood erupted from his eyes.
Whoosh ~
A golden light suddenly shot out from the mutant’s hand. His four fingers were actually broken at the same time. The remaining mutants immediately pounced on the golden light, but the golden light instantly engulfed all of them like a whirlwind. Moreover, before they could fall to the ground, terrifying bloody holes appeared on their foreheads.
“Quickly protect me …”
Little Geezer cried out and rushed towards the door. Unexpectedly, a mutant suddenly grabbed his neck and put a pistol on his chin. He smiled sinisterly and said to him, “Why are you so lucky to find a corpse collector? Don’t you have one beside you?”