From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 96
Chapter 96 Mystical Kid
Time passed by. Everyone was already so hungry that their stomachs began to growl. However, Wang Yihao and the others had yet to return from the suicide forest. Everyone instinctively gathered on Chen Guangda’s side, because in their eyes, Chen Guangda’s chances of winning were much higher. Wang Yihao and the others were likely to suffer heavy casualties.
At this time, Chen Guangda was leaning leisurely on the sofa and eating peanuts. There were actually two live tropical fish nearby. He didn’t know where he got them from, but a group of people clearly couldn’t stand it anymore. They saw a young fellow suddenly run over and ask, “Master Guang!” Watch a movie? “It was me and my girlfriend who just took it!”
“Huh? The girl in the green dress …”
Chen Guangda looked behind him in astonishment. There was a pretty girl standing there, but she clearly knew what her boyfriend was doing. She hung her head and was embarrassed to look up. The young man then handed over a mobile phone and said, “Look!” “I’ve taken a close-up for you. If you’re not satisfied, I can immediately go back and take a few more shots. Anywhere is fine!”
“F*ck! You’re quite generous, didn’t you do wolf dogs in the past …”
Chen Guangda looked at him with both laughter and irony. Little wolf dogs meant to eat soft food on their side. Most of them were gangsters who took their girlfriends to the nightclub to earn money.
However, the young man shook his head awkwardly and said, “Really not! My girlfriend is a foreign language major student of Su University. She is an authentic woman from a good family, but we only give her away. I hope you can forgive me!”
“Don’t do such a shitty thing in the future. Is it easy for a little girl to follow you? I despise men who eat soft food the most …”
Chen Guangda suddenly pulled out his phone and threw it directly into the fish basin. He disdainfully threw half a bag of peanuts on the iron cabinet. The young man’s face immediately turned red from embarrassment and even ran away with the peanuts in his hands. However, when he saw Yang Hao, he also walked over silently with his phone in his hand.
“You also have a video to sell? You probably don’t have a girlfriend …”
Chen Guangda looked at Yang Hao in surprise. However, this wooden boy looked at him in confusion. He shook his head and said, “I don’t sell any videos. I’m just asking if you’ve ever been to the dormitory on the third floor, seen this person, or … this living corpse. My friend is an employee here!”
As he spoke, Yang Hao handed over his phone. It’s a picture of him with another guy, The two of them hugged each other in a happy posture. Only then did Chen Guangda notice that Yang Hao was wearing a horn ring on his thumb. However, he shook his head and said, “The third floor is too dangerous. I haven’t been there before, but are you archers? This ring should be used for archery, right?”
‘”No! We used to be archers of the provincial archers. My friend came here to work after being accidentally injured. As for this ring, it’s my personal hobby. Only Mongolian archers use it. In regular competitions, they use Mediterranean style …”
Yang Hao dully said a few words. Naturally, Chen Guangda was confused, but Yang Hao then said with a complicated expression, “Light … Master Guang! If you go up to the third floor one day, please bring me with you. The person in the photo is my best brother. No matter what happens to him, I want to see him one last time. I will definitely not drag you down!”
“It’s fine to follow me, but your identity will be awkward. I’m afraid Li Shuibao won’t be able to accommodate you …”
Chen Guang laughed loudly and threw a peanut into his mouth. However, Yang Hao shook his head firmly and said, “It doesn’t matter if I can’t tolerate it. At most, I’ll just die here with my brother. If I can look at him again before he dies or collect his corpse, I won’t have any regrets in this world!”
“Can you really hear how many living corpses there are upstairs from the floor …”
Chen Guangda suddenly looked at Yang Hao curiously. Yang Hao nodded and said, “My hearing is a little different from normal people. I have to put earplugs on when I sleep at night. Otherwise, I can even hear the breathing sound next door. However, the living corpses upstairs seem to be a little strange today. Only two or three are lingering, and the rest seem to have been lured away by something!”
“Awesome! You really are a miraculous kid …”
Chen Guangda suddenly slapped the sofa heavily. The living corpse upstairs was naturally lured away by him. Only he knew this best, so he stood up and patted Yang Hao’s shoulder and smiled, “If you believe me, then follow me. As long as the time is ripe, I will definitely be able to take you out. As for your friend, I will properly train you and we can go up when you are qualified!”
“Then … then should I kneel down and acknowledge you as my boss …”
Yang Hao nodded shyly, but seeing Chen Guangda looking at him with a stunned expression, he wiped his nose and said weakly, “I heard them say that the funeral industry is monopolized by the underworld, so … you should also be the boss of the underworld, right? Isn’t the underworld’s younger brother who collects incense kowtows and burns incense?”
“Haha ~ Those are the rules of the past. Now we are all fighting monsters in groups …”
Chen Guangda was almost teased by this kid. However, he quickly said seriously, “From today onwards, you will be a member of my Corpse Collector’s team. There is only one rule in our team. Don’t betray us and don’t give up. If you can’t do it, don’t join us. However, as long as you join us, you must abide by this rule. Otherwise, I will make you feel worse than dead. Understood?”
“Understood! I will never betray my brother, but should I call you boss or continue to call you Master Guang …”
Yang Hao nodded his head forcefully, However, he rubbed his head foolishly and Chen Guangda laughed. He waved his hand and said, “You can just call me sixth brother. This is what our people call me. Master Guang bullies outsiders. However, you must not make your own decisions in the future. You must first ask me about everything before you act, understand?”
“Yes! I understand …”
Yang Hao nodded heavily again. A smile finally appeared on his wooden face. However, before he could finish his words, a loud cry of alarm suddenly erupted from the other side. Wang Yihao and the others walked out with high spirits. Each of them was carrying a large bag of rice on their shoulders, and even their backpacks were bulging.
“Haha ~ Chen Guangda! Bring your ham sausage over. We’re not cowards either …”
Wang Yihao threw the rice bag heavily on the ground, making a loud muffled sound. Chen Guangda’s brows furrowed. The five of them had actually returned four people after going out. Even the results of the battle were not lacking. However, someone immediately asked, “Did you really go to the Suicide Forest? Are there any ghosts inside?”
“Damn it! Don’t mention it. It was fine when we went. When we came back, Xiao Jun was inside. We turned around and found him hanging from a tree. If it weren’t for him running so fast, we would have died. That female ghost is so fucking fierce …”
Wang Yihao cursed with a face filled with lingering fear. Everyone was as frightened as a cicada. The five men almost suffered when they entered. This female ghost was indeed not an ordinary vicious person.
However, Wang Yihao quickly became complacent. He stepped on the rice buns and said, “Two hundred kilograms of rice and messy food are enough for us to eat for a while. Do you still want to fool around with someone with no future?”
Everyone stopped talking. They were originally a bunch of milky-duck guys. Naturally, they would fall to whichever side was most advantageous to them. The few guys who clamored the most earlier were even embarrassed to look at Chen Guangda. Obviously, they had dismissed the idea of joining the enemy camp.
“You guys! You just don’t know how to distinguish between right and wrong, so you were easily deceived by this lowly person …”
Li Shuibao suddenly walked out. He sneered in disdain, ‘”Some people don’t have any good intentions at all. I’ll let you call him Yours Truly later, and then I’ll let you give him the woman. He’s playing with you as slaves. The food here is free, and we’ve never asked for anything from you. If anyone wants to leave, hurry up and save us some food!”
“Li Shuibao! Stop spouting nonsense. When did I ask them to give me women? I gave them the food for free. Isn’t it not good enough for them? From the days I came, they will eat a substitute bag one day. You only have 200 jin of rice. I’ll see how long you can last …”
Chen Guangda suddenly smashed a ham sausage over and almost smashed it on Li Shuibao’s forehead. A few of the joint defense team members immediately stirred up a commotion, but they still didn’t dare to rush over to settle the score with him. However, Li Shuibao angrily cursed, “Shameless! Rogue!” After saying that, he ran back to the tunnel angrily.
“If you still want to eat, hurry up and go back. You’ll be in big trouble sooner or later if you fool around with the smelly hooligans …”
Secretary Qiu also shouted in extreme embarrassment and indignation. He turned around and walked into the tunnel. A bunch of wallgrass also hurriedly followed him. In the blink of an eye, they disappeared completely. Only Lin Na shook his head and walked over. “Since you have a plan, just stay calm. Why are you doing so many things? It’s really not good for you!”
“Happy! It hurts to be idle …”
Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and laughed. Lin Na looked at him speechlessly and knew that trying to reason with this guy was asking for trouble. So she sighed and said, “You do it yourself. They have already treated you as their enemy. Even a doctor like me can’t be neutral anymore. They talked to me last night and forbade me from coming into contact with you again. Otherwise, they will treat you as a traitor!”
“Didn’t I tell you before? Don’t come to me if you have nothing else. This is really not good for you …”
Chen Guangda smiled and waved his hand. Then, he proudly said, “However, you should also give me a message to them. If you provoke me, I will directly release Yao Basan and the others. At that time, let’s see who is more unlucky! Haha ~”
“Hmph ~ You really are a villain, you can even think of such a disgusting idea …”
Lin Na glared at him angrily. If Yao Basan and the others came out, not only would Li Shuibao and the others suffer greatly, even ordinary people would suffer as well. However, Chen Guangda looked at Yang Hao indifferently and smiled playfully, “If you want to leave, it’s still too late. Otherwise, there won’t be a shop in this village!”
‘”I’m not leaving! Since I’ve sworn an oath, I will definitely stay. However, I still don’t quite understand what you’re doing. Why do you insist on making yourself a villain? Isn’t it better to be kind to others …”
Yang Hao frowned and looked at him with a puzzled expression. However, Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and said, “There is a saying that people are good to be bullied, and compared to them, I am obviously at a disadvantage. What can I do to make people not dare to bully me?” “You can only turn yourself into dog shit and make them feel disgusted even if they touch you, so you still have a lot to learn, young man!”