From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 926
Chapter 926 An Unpressed Coffin Plate
Three short days passed in a flash, Chen Guangda was as calm as an ordinary person. No one had any special interest in him. Chen Quan and the others also acted in a very low-key manner. Although they still hadn’t found out about Zhu Fei’s whereabouts, the news of them possessing a nuclear submarine had spread to this side. The Northwest Army had obviously gathered their troops and put on a defensive posture.
“Ding ding ding …”
A crisp bronze bell rang, and a large wooden fish also rang. An old monk with white eyebrows sat cross-legged on a chair, leading his four disciples to close his eyes and chant the Sutra of Death. In front of them were three coffins lined up. A group of family members were crying beside them.
“Zhao Ziwen! We didn’t invite monks to chant scriptures. What’s going on with these monks …”
Bai Muran frowned and looked at Chen Guangda in confusion. Chen Guangda was dressed very handsomely tonight. He wore a Korean version of a small black suit and a black tie. This place was the public funeral home in Liangzhou City. The three people lying in the coffins were all her former employees.
“It’s a complimentary Transcendence Package given to you by President Tian for my sake …”
Chen Guangda straightened his clothes and looked at her, but Bai Muran, who was also dressed in black, waved his hand and said, “I don’t care if it’s free or not. It’s because you didn’t get my permission at all. Do you know the beliefs of our three employees? If they have Christians, wouldn’t you be blatantly blaspheming them?”
“I have a saying, ‘None of your business’ that I don’t know if I should say it or not …”
Chen Guangda looked at her mockingly. Bai Muran’s expression immediately changed, but Chen Guangda sneered, “You are just the funeral’s funeral’s sponsor. If you say anything unpleasant, you are here to apologize. Why do we need your permission? As long as the family of the deceased agrees, you can ask the monk to withdraw now and see if he will fight you to the death!”
“You …”
Bai Muran immediately gritted her teeth and glared at him. She clenched her fists even more tightly. However, she suddenly heard someone shouting “A guest is coming.” Seeing a few men and women dressed in extraordinary clothes walk in, Bai Muran immediately greeted him with surprise, “President Yang! Why are you here? Do you know our deceased employee?”
“Haha ~ Little White! I’m not here for them, that …”
The well-dressed middle-aged man smiled awkwardly, as if there was something hard to hide. However, an immortal-like Little Geezer waved his hand at Chen Guangda. After he ran over, he said, “Your President Tian greeted you, right? We need to borrow your venue. It won’t take a few minutes!”
“Alright, alright! I’ll arrange it …”
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation. A secretary-like girl immediately handed over three large red envelopes. Chen Guangda picked up the red envelopes and ran to the family members of the deceased. After muttering for a while, a group of family members actually put away the red envelopes and walked out. Two of them even revealed expressions of surprise.
“President Yang! What exactly is going on …”
Bai Muran looked at all the families who had left for no apparent reason, but President Yang coughed dryly and laughed stiffly, “I have been having a bad time these past few days. Master Withered Vine also reminded me to be careful when I reach the checkpoint of my life, so I came here after being instructed. Haha, I won’t be delaying you for long!”
As he spoke! Boss Yang quickly brought a group of people into the farewell hall. The monks were still trying their best to recite the scriptures. However, just as Chen Guangda was about to close the door, Bai Muran forcefully squeezed in and glared at him coldly, “What the hell are you doing? If you dare to hit on the dead, I will definitely not spare you!”
“Hmph ~ I have feelings to remind you, if you don’t go out later, be careful to pee your pants …”
Chen Guangda laughed sinisterly and closed the door heavily. However, Bai Muran stepped forward firmly and stood beside the coffin, staring at Chen Guangda like a thief.
“Huh?”
The old monk sitting in the middle suddenly opened his eyes and squinted at President Yang. Yang was always a strong middle-aged man in his fifties. However, the old monk took half a step back when he saw him. He instinctively wiped the cold sweat off his forehead and smiled embarrassedly, “Sorry, Master, I have to disturb you for a moment!”
“It doesn’t matter! But …”
The old monk sized up President Yang from beginning to end, then suddenly shook his head and said, “You have dark clouds on your forehead, the seal hall is dim, and your body is rather weak. If I’m not mistaken, you are going to see an old friend today, but I’m afraid your body can’t withstand the torment. I advise you to leave quickly!”
“But … but Master, if I don’t come, I will die …”
President Yang hurriedly took a few steps forward with an anxious expression and said in a mournful voice, “Master, I’ve provoked some dirty things these past few days. I’ve encountered strange things every night. Even I can’t sleep peacefully. There’s always a hairy hand touching my face, so I want to ask what’s going on!”
“Ai ~ Benefactor is not a short-lived person. Unfortunately, your kidney is deficient and your body is deficient. In less than two years, you will definitely …”
The old monk shook his head halfway through his words, but he looked deeply at the female secretary behind President Yang. The female secretary’s face was like a peach blossom, and her curved hourglass figure was extremely domineering. Anyone could tell that this was a ferocious male juicer.
“Master! What’s wrong? Tell me …”
After looking at his secretary, President Yang was so anxious that he almost knelt down to the old monk. Chen Guangda immediately rubbed his money. Only then did President Yang anxiously take out a bank card and handed it to the old monk with both hands. “Master! As long as you can save my life today, I will definitely give you a golden body!”
“Those who are about to die! Why do you want these things outside of you …”
The old monk directly closed his eyes and waved his hand. He said in a deep voice, “Although those filthy things won’t come looking for you in vain, you must have committed a taboo. However, the evil method that the expert gave you may be useful and may also harm you. Therefore, don’t rush to the doctor. Benefactor should do more good deeds on a normal day.”
“Old monk! Who do you think is the evil method? I don’t think it hurts your back to speak while standing …”
The immortal-like old man immediately took a step forward and rudely pointed his folding fan at the old monk. However, after the old monk said “Good for good”, he closed his eyes and snorted coldly, “President Yang! You still need to tie the bell. Your current situation is getting worse and worse. If you don’t bet, I’m afraid you won’t be able to get past this obstacle!”
“Master! I’ve offended …”
President Yang suddenly knelt down beside the old monk. The old monk also sighed faintly. However, as he quickly chanted the Buddhist pearls, their chanting became twice as loud. At this moment, Chen Guangda gently clapped his hands and shouted, “Please welcome Granny Long!”
The lights in the surroundings suddenly dimmed down, leaving behind only a cold light. The white light tragically illuminated the three ice-cold coffins. The back door suddenly opened with a “creak”. An extremely vicious looking old woman slowly walked out, and an old man who was blind supported her.
“Wu ~”
A gust of dark wind suddenly blew out for no reason. The temperature instantly dropped by several degrees. The gloomy funeral home was already very frightening. This caused everyone’s hair to stand on end. The plump female secretary immediately cried out in alarm. She actually hugged the man beside her and almost rode him on his neck.
“Still not leaving? Be careful to pee your pants …”
Chen Guangda took a few steps back and looked at Bai Muran proudly. Unexpectedly, Bai Muran was still standing by the coffin without moving. He snorted coldly as usual, “Hmph ~ I’m sorry! I’m an atheist. If any demons or ghosts really appeared, I would be able to gain experience!”
“Master! I … what should I do …”
President Yang suddenly stuttered as he looked at Little Geezer. ‘”It’s 6:30 pm when the Gate of Death opens, and it’s also the time when the Yin Qi is the strongest. However, there are masters guarding this place. Ordinary ghosts don’t dare to run around. Only one place is their hiding place, this is it!” Said Little Geezer fiercely.
Little Geezer actually pointed directly at the old monk’s body. The long monk robe had already completely covered the wooden stool. It looked like a good place for ghosts to hide. The dragon granny also helped the blind old man over and stared at President Yang with a frightening gaze. “Are you really going to meet your old friend? This is not a joke!”
“I…”
Yang Zongtong’s cold sweat flowed down like water, but Little Geezer patted his shoulder gently and said, “Don’t worry, President Yang. Even if I don’t see anything that could harm you, I can still cover your entire body. Besides, there are still masters guarding this place, so I won’t let anything happen to you!”
“Don’t worry! My old man will protect you as well. He is an acquaintance of the Yin Division’s ghost messenger, but you must not let go of him …”
Granny Long suddenly pulled the old man to sit down beside President Yang. President Yang grabbed the old man’s hand tightly like he was grabbing a life-saving straw. Granny Long then took out a willow leaf and poured a small bottle of liquid on it. “These are cow tears. You can see the dead yet, but it’s a little spicy. Please bear with it!”
As he spoke! Granny Long swiftly wiped her hands on President Yang’s eyes. Her technique was skilled and capable. President Yang immediately let out a miserable scream and let go of the blind old man’s hand. However, the blind old man grabbed onto him and shouted, “Don’t let go. If you let go, your life will be gone. The Gate of Death has already opened!”
“Hurry up and get under the monk’s robe. The thing that wants to harm you must be down there …”
Little Geezer suddenly grabbed President Yang and forcefully pressed his head under the old monk’s buttocks. Who knew that President Yang would suddenly let out a scream and retreat with a “whoosh”. Little Geezer immediately asked in shock, “What’s going on? What did you see?”
“There’s … there’s a green light, and … there’s also my dad …”
Chief Yang looked at Little Geezer with a pale face. His entire body trembled as if he had activated the Vibration Mode. He was sweating more like he had just been pulled out of the water. However, Little Geezer sucked in a breath of cold air and said, “How could your father want to harm you? This is impossible! Damn it! Didn’t you not show your filial piety when he was alive?”
“Impossible! Absolutely impossible. I gave him a grand burial. I have never treated him badly. I can swear to the heavens …”
President Yang raised his hands in horror. Unexpectedly, the blind old man suddenly lifted his head and fell to the ground. Even the old monk on the wooden stool fainted on the ground, scaring the young monks to the point that they jumped up. However, Granny Long suddenly cried out in alarm, “Your father’s resentment is too great. They can’t stand it anymore!”
“Dong dong dong …”
Suddenly, a violent tremor rang out. Everyone turned their heads in horror and saw that it was actually a coffin in the middle. The coffin was trembling like a bungee jump. Chen Guangda immediately rushed forward and shouted, “Run! Your father’s coffin can’t be suppressed anymore!”
Dong ~
The coffin suddenly flew up, directly crushing Chen Guangda to the ground. A burnt figure suddenly stood in the coffin. Bai Muran immediately fell to the ground, her face instantly turning pale.