From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 925
Chapter 925 Bet And Pig Bajie
Wang Shan was undoubtedly a very frugal and honest girl. She forcefully stopped Chen Guangda from taking them to the restaurant and ran to buy a large pile of dishes for them to eat. This girl seemed to know that Chen Guangda and Bai Muran were not good at dealing with each other, so she actually dragged Bai Muran over to eat with them. Even Jiang Shilin was dragged over to accompany her.
“Sister Mu Mu! Hurry up and taste the shredded potatoes I made. I just learned it …”
Wang Shan brought a few dishes to the table one after another. However, most of them were mainly potatoes. Ever since Chen Guangda came here, he finally knew what potato eggs were. Zi, it was these fried potatoes, fried potatoes and boiled potatoes in front of him. However, the Northwest was only suitable for planting these things. The 600,000 people here were fed on these things.
“Mm! It’s very delicious. Your cooking skills have improved again …”
Bai Muran sat with her secretary, Li Ru, but the smile on her face was clearly a little awkward. She did not look at Chen Guangda from beginning to end, and Jiang Shilin also shook her legs and said, “Shanshan! If you want to know whether the melon is sweet or not, forget it, you don’t understand. Little Tan, why don’t you hurry up and toast to your great benefactor?”
“Brother Wen! Let me propose a toast to you. Thank you very much today …”
Tan Lisha hurriedly stood up and held a large glass of beer. She drank it with Chen Guangda straightforwardly. However, after wiping her mouth, she smiled and said, “Brother Wen, don’t worry. The money you lent me will be returned to you next month. When the time comes, I’ll treat you to another big meal. You must come!”
“What are you returning? Aren’t you going to sleep with him for a while and settle down?”
Jiang Shilin stabbed her in the waist. Tan Lisha’s pretty face immediately flushed red, and Bai Muran also said angrily, “Jiang Xiaoshi! Don’t spread your low-level values here. Body trading is the most disgusting and dirty thing in the world. Lisa and the others are still big girls. Don’t dirty their souls!”
“Hello, Yellow Flower Eldest Daughter. I can ask Little Zhao to give her another several hundred thousand after I’m done. What a good deal …”
Jiang Shilin twisted her waist carelessly. She was so angry that Bai Muran directly twisted her waist. However, Tan Lisha hurriedly shook her head and said, “I said that I would definitely return it. Don’t think so lowly of me. No matter how poor I am, I won’t betray my body!”
“What if it’s a rich young master? Why don’t you lie down for a few tens of millions? Otherwise, who will see you dressed so beautifully all day long?”
Jiang Shilin looked at her mockingly. It was obvious that she was insinuating something. Tan Lisha’s expression immediately changed. She quickly sat down and ignored her. However, Li Ru quickly said, “Alright! You can’t stop your mouth from eating. Oh right, Xiao Zhao, I saw you running around with someone this afternoon. Did you find a job?”
“That’s right! I sell graves to people at the funeral company …”
Chen Guangda held the beer bottle and nodded with a smile. Bai Muran immediately looked at him in shock. Chen Guangda also gave him a very pleased expression, but Bai Muran shook his head and said, “Whoever uses someone like you is unlucky. I estimate that Fatty Tian’s company is not far from collapse!”
“Then how about we make a bet …”
Chen Guangda put down his chopsticks and lit a cigarette. He sneered and said, “If I help them increase their turnover to more than 20 million yuan this month, you will agree to a condition that does not violate the principle. On the contrary, I will agree to a condition. How about it?”
“Twenty million? Who do you think you are …”
Bai Muran was stunned for a moment before shaking his head in disdain. However, Chen Guangda said with a cigarette in his mouth, “Ignore who I am. I will ask your boss if he dares to make this bet. My conditions are not excessive. If you lose, go to the corridor and shout three times that I, Bai Muran, am a pig. Do you dare?”
“Hahaha …”
The group of girls all laughed. Even Bai Muran’s secretary couldn’t hold back any longer. Bai Muran’s face turned red. She slammed the table and shouted angrily, “Make a bet. If you lose, go to the street and shout at me three times … I, Zhao Ziwen, am a pig!”
“Puhahaha …”
Jiang Shilin spat out the soup in her mouth with a smile. She then laid on the table and hammered wildly. Then, she said with tears hanging on her face, “Sister Mu, did you not swear? You can even think of the word ‘Pig Bajie’. Even a dead gay eunuch is better than ‘Pig Bajie’!”
“Alright! Then let’s die eunuchs …”
Bai Muran glared at Chen Guangda unwillingly, but her red face could not dissipate. However, the atmosphere became lively because of this. A few ladies chatted and laughed. Chen Guangda occasionally interrupted them with a few yellow jokes, which made them laugh loudly. Even Bai Muran couldn’t help but laugh several times.
“Brother Wen! You should go out for a while before coming in. We need to take a bath …”
As soon as they finished their meal, the little miser pushed Chen Guangda out of the room. Chen Guangda followed Jiang Shilin and the others without saying a word. Unexpectedly, Jiang Shilin suddenly flashed a charming glance and said, “Go sit in my room. I still have half a bottle of red wine left to drink with me!”
“No! I’m afraid you’ll seduce me …”
Chen Guangda waved his hand and lay on the railing. Jiang Shilin knew that this little woman was either a rapist or a thief. She punched him and said shamelessly, “Who the hell is seducing you? If I want to find a man, I can’t even stand in this neighborhood. But let me ask you, why are you so confident that you can achieve a turnover of 20 million yuan? Is there a big project?”
“It’s none of your business …”
Chen Guangda lay on the railing without turning back, but Jiang Shilin came over and smiled charmingly, “Speak! I happen to have some spare money. If the project is reliable, I will invest a little. In return, I will give you two pairs of socks in the morning.”
“I’ll think about it …”
Chen Guangda replied lazily. Jiang Shilin secretly strangled him to death, then leaned against the railing and said, “I underestimated Tan Lisha’s vision. I thought that she would be ruthless and directly seek compensation from you. Who knew that she wouldn’t even look down on you?”
“Nonsense! I’m a poor bastard without a house or a car, who would be willing to follow me …”
Chen Guangda also turned around and lit a cigarette, but Jiang Shilin sighed, “Tan Lisha is from a wealthy family. Her father was originally a provincial governor, and she herself is a top student of a famous university. Naturally, ordinary men will not be able to enter her eyes. However, I think if she continues to be so arrogant, sooner or later, she will die!”
“It’s not wrong to be arrogant. It’s not wrong to want to find a good man. She’s beautiful and has a good background. If it were you, wouldn’t you want to find a better one?”
Chen Guangda looked at her carelessly. Who would have thought that Jiang Shilin would shake her long chestnut hair and proudly say, “Who doesn’t want to hook up with a golden son-in-law? The key is to have the ability to do so. Forget it! I’m not going to gossip with you anymore. I’m going to go back and cover my face. I have to go find a prince charming. Haha ~”
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Early the next morning, Chen Guangda was awakened by the piano song “Sorrow or Happiness”. It was even more punctual than his alarm clock on his mobile phone. Moreover, when he woke up from such a beautiful piano song, he felt relaxed and literary. He unconsciously began to examine whether he had the bad habit of spitting everywhere.
Chen Guangda still wasn’t in a hurry to contact Qian Jialiang from the Intelligence Department today. Although Zhu Fei and Xiaowei were urgent, there were some things that the more anxious he was, the more he couldn’t act recklessly. Otherwise, it was very likely that they would all be involved. Therefore, he just intentionally or unintentionally strolled around Qian Jialiang’s house and went back to work after learning about his personal matters.
As soon as Chen Guangda entered the funeral company, Broken Tooth Tian hurriedly pulled him into the office and said, “Little Zhao! Is this method reliable? I’ve already thrown my life into it. If it doesn’t succeed, not only will my company fail, I’ll have to find a rope to hang myself!”
“What are you so anxious about? Doing business isn’t about buying lottery tickets. How can you get instant results …”
Chen Guangda casually sat on the chair and pointed at his dragon chair. “President Tian! If you want to pretend to be a scholar, you have to learn history first. Don’t boast that your dragon chair belongs to the Golden Jade Treasure Hall. The one in the Golden Jade Treasure Hall is fake. The real dragon chair is thrown in the warehouse. It’s so rotten!”
“Really? I’ve consulted historians. This dragon chair is taller and taller …”
Broken Tooth Tian took two steps forward in shock, but Chen Guangda shook his head and didn’t say anything. He was a person who had slept a lot in Throne Room, so he naturally knew what was going on inside. However, the plump female manager hurriedly ran in and shouted, “It’s out. The news has already spread!”
“What are you talking about? Hurry up and tell me …”
Broken Tooth Tian hastily grabbed the other party. The female manager closed the door and whispered, ‘”Those two workers performed very well. They told everyone that they found the imperial tomb in Pai Lou Village and even showed them the antiques you gave them. However … Although they were quite lively, they didn’t seem to care much about them. After all, they were almost out of food these days. Who cared about the antiques and the imperial tombs?”
“We’re not selling antiques. As long as this news gets out smoothly …”
Chen Guangda smiled and waved his hand, blocking what Broken Tooth Tian wanted to say. Then, he stood up and said, “You go to the reporter of the TV station now, call that bullshit expert, and make your momentum bigger. Right! You bought that piece of land, right?”
“I bought it! I said I wanted to build a villa for myself, and the city granted me the right to use it for 70 years …”
Broken Tooth Tian nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking rice. It was very simple to buy a house and land this year, and it was even cheap enough to make you doubt your life. Chen Guangda looked at his watch and said, “If Blind Bing and Mr. Feng Shui don’t drop their chains, then you should be ready to accept the big deal within this week!”
“Really? Who is willing to pay five million yuan for a piece of broken land …”
The female manager looked at Chen Guangda with suspicion. Not only did Chen Guangda look very young, he had also become her immediate superior just as he went to work. The little woman had always been a little unconvinced, but Chen Guangda looked at her and sneered, “Who told you five million yuan, President Tian?”
“I’ve already invested more than two million yuan. If I can’t even sell it for five million yuan, what do I have to earn …”
Broken Tooth Tian shouted anxiously, afraid that Chen Guangda would fool him. However, Chen Guangda took out a Greater China Dot from his pocket and said disdainfully, “That’s all you have. If I don’t sell that piece of land to you for 100 million yuan, I’ll immediately roll up my bundle and scram!”
“F*ck your lungs! Don’t lie to me, I … my heart is not good …”