From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 913
Chapter 913 Go On The Road
“Tell me! What exactly are your plans …”
Chen Guangda sat on the ground dejectedly and lit a cigarette. However, Big Eyed Xia said disdainfully, “Why should I tell you? You call us wives every day and you didn’t really marry us. So this time, we’ll find our respective mothers and work according to our abilities. I’ll also let you have a good look at the methods of our aunts and grandmothers!”
“If you do this, our entire family will be sent out. If we die, then our entire family will be dead …”
Chen Guangda looked at them weakly, but Yan Qing said indifferently, “It’s fine if you die naked. Our Chen Clan doesn’t have any descendants to worry about anyway, and don’t you wish to return to normal? Don’t forget that the Northwest is the only place that hasn’t been affected by a living corpse. You will most likely find the final answer there!”
“That’s right! If you don’t return to normal, we won’t be complete women in one day …”
Li Damei sighed in disappointment. All the other women, including Queen Ke, subconsciously touched her belly. Chen Guangda’s expression became complicated as he said, “Actually, even if nothing happened to Zhu Fei and the others, I still have to go to the Northwest. There are too many secrets there!”
“Hmph ~ It’s good that you know. If you don’t return to normal, people will think that we are old hens who don’t lay eggs …”
Xia Fei rolled her eyes at him, but the door was suddenly pushed open. She saw Li Tingyu rush in and pounce on Yan Qing. She cried out loudly, “Sister Qing! You have to make the decision for me! This bastard stripped me of my clothes and raped me!”
“You …”
Chen Guang glared at her in extreme shock and anger. Who would have thought that his underwear would be smashed by Li Tingyu? He then cried out, “This is evidence of his crime of raping me. If it weren’t for the kindhearted man who saved me in time, this bastard would have succeeded. Fortunately, I still treat him like a good brother. He actually treats me like this. He only likes women!”
“Stop coming. I think you want him to rape you. We already knew about you lying to him about running naked …”
Big Eyed Xia rolled her eyes in disdain. Yan Qing shook her head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. However, Li Tingyu said reluctantly, “I … I can’t stand it. You don’t know how dirty he is in Korea. He even peeped on me when I went to the bathroom. Do you really think I like him?”
“Someone will believe you even if you say that. Who doesn’t know what you’re thinking …”
Li Damei sat down in disdain and didn’t take her seriously. Chen Guangda also said in embarrassment, “Shut up or get out of here. The debt of cheating me into running naked hasn’t been settled with you yet. Tell me, what’s wrong with your faces?”
“Don’t tell him, unless he kneels down and licks your feet …”
Li Tingyu leaned on Yan Qing angrily. Her pretty face was constantly rubbing against her chest. She was clearly intentionally taking advantage of Yan Qing, but Big Eyed Xia said disdainfully, “I didn’t believe you guys were not in bed before. Now I really believe you. Let this guy lick your feet! He can lick your life to the point that you can’t take care of yourself!”
“Eee ~ You’re not a foot fetish, are you?”
Li Tingyu retracted her feet with a disgusted expression. However, Yan Qing hugged her and said, “We found another two bottles of Scorpion Bug Liquid at the fatty’s house, so we found a top surgeon to do our facial plastic surgery. If we can return from the northwest alive, he will help us take out the filler and restore it to its original state. However, there are some places I think it’s good!”
“Mm-hmm! There are some places that don’t need to be restored …”
Li Damei straightened her chest happily. She had at least had a D-cup protruding from her chest, but when she saw Chen Guangda’s expression change, she shouted, “Don’t worry! Auntie won’t let you drink fake milk. She stuffed it with her own fat. It’s 100% authentic! Haha ~”
“Then we’ve already brought the doctor over. I’ll fix it for you later. I have to make sure that they don’t recognize you. I think it’ll be Wu Yifan …”
Big Eyed Xia looked at Chen Guangda with excitement. Li Tingyu immediately jumped up and said that she wanted to make Huang Xuan, but Yan Qing and Li Damei shouted that they wanted to make Li Yifeng or Huang Xiaoming. Chen Guangda was so angry that he immediately scolded, “Is this my face a drawing board? Do you want me to have plastic surgery or do you want to sleep with celebrities?”
“Cut ~ Anyway, your body is yours, so it won’t do to make us feel refreshed …”
Big Eyed Xia tilted her lips in disdain, and Li Damei also said angrily, “Look at yourself. You’ve grown younger after going out. You’re just like a young man in your twenties. Fortunately, your sisters are born with beauty. Otherwise, they’ll become your sisters. How did you manage to maintain them? Tell us!”
“He was shot in the head, and after recovering, he became much younger …”
Li Tingyu suddenly opened her mouth. A group of women immediately looked at her in shock. After she told her everything about Chen Guangda’s resurrection, Big Eyed Xia immediately covered his belly and said, “Then … Doesn’t that mean that this gray corpse insect in my stomach can also control the corpse? No wonder it has been tempting me to say that it wants to give me some strength!”
“You mustn’t try, otherwise you will become a monster that eats people …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly jumped up from the ground. Li Tingyu nodded her head forcefully, but Big Eyed Xia waved her hand and said, “If I wanted to try, I would have tried a long time ago. Is there a need to wait until now? Unless I’m stupid, that’s more like it. However, is the Demonic Heart you mentioned really safe in Jin Maolin’s stomach?”
“I’ve also been worried about this …”
Chen Guangda frowned and said, “The Black Corpse Bug has a close connection with the Heart of the Devil. Once the Heart of the Devil loses its owner, it can control it at will. Therefore, I’m worried that Jin Maolin is the dark lightning it planted. Perhaps it will explode at some point, causing irreparable damage to us!”
“Then why don’t we bring her to the northwest? If it explodes, it would be good enough to harm the northwest army …”
Big Eyed Xia laughed sinisterly. After some thought, Chen Guangda nodded his head and asked, “How did your plan come about? This is not a joke. If something happens, it will really be a catastrophe!”
“Don’t worry! Actually, when you first left Korea, we started to prepare. We expected that you would most likely go to the Northwest …”
Yan Qing smiled and shook her head. “We have arranged two waves of people there. We have already prepared a reasonable identity for the three of us. We are going to provide financial support on the one hand, and military support on the other. We are going to let the Air Force build a secret base in case of an accident.”
“What about the family? If we all leave, others will definitely find out …”
Chen Guangda still frowned, but Big Eyed Xia said proudly, “I’ve already thought of it. We’ve already found someone who looks like you to pretend to be you and announce that we’re going to South Korea for vacation. If we let Big Butt Liu and the others follow us, no one will find anything suspicious. Besides, no matter how long the Northwest Army’s hands are, they won’t be able to reach South Korea, right?”
“Since you’ve already prepared so much, I don’t want to say anything else. However, you have to act according to your abilities. Don’t use your emotions to prove anything to me, understand?”
Chen Guangda looked at the three women helplessly. The three women nodded their heads earnestly, and Yan Qing said, “Don’t worry! We are also old Jianghu. We know how to protect ourselves, and we will always report to you that we are safe. If anything happens to us, we will immediately end up with ourselves. We will never let anyone have the chance to threaten you!”
“Look! Powerful corpse poison. It will transform into a corpse within five minutes. Start three strikes …”
Li Damei suddenly cut open a sapphire ring on her finger, revealing a needle shining with a strange blue light. Yan Qing also wore one on her right hand. Only Big Eyed Xia shrugged and said, “If they dare to grab me, I will let the Gray Corpse Bugs turn me into a monster and eat all of their bastards in one breath!”
“Ai ~ Why are you all doing this …”
Chen Guangda lay on the carpet in agony. He never thought that they would be so stubborn. However, Big Eyed Xia suddenly kicked him and said, “Don’t be discouraged. Hurry up and hand over the public rations. I’ll give you to Ke Shuiwa tonight. She has been lying on the carpet for so long before she saw you. The tap will definitely not be shut! Haha ~”
“No, no, no! I don’t want …”
Ke Wen hurriedly stood up in fright. She wanted to flee in panic, but Chen Guangda jumped up and grabbed her, saying, “You really think I, Chen Taidi, can only take off my pants when I see you guys. We don’t do anything tonight, we just drink and chat in the living room!”
“This is what you said. Whoever can’t help but be a turtle bastard …”
Big Eyed Xia arrogantly kicked Chen Guangda’s butt. Ke Wen was also pulled back with a red face. However, Chen Guangda kept his promise very well. After opening a few bottles of red wine, he left them far away and called for a pile of dishes to eat and chat with them.
“I… Why am I so dizzy all of a sudden…”
Yan Qing suddenly leaned on the sofa in a daze. Li Damei and Big Eyed Xia lay on the ground softly. After Ke Wen and Liu Da’s butts lay down together, Chen Guang Da stood up proudly. He untied his belt and smiled sinisterly, “Humph ~ Return to Jianghu. I think you guys are all just paste. Tonight, I’ll let you guys have a good memory together!”
“King … bastard! You actually … actually drugged …”
Li Tingyu staggered on the sofa, unable to even lift her fingers. However, Chen Guangda casually took off his trousers and T-shirt. He pinched her chin like a pervert and smiled evilly, “Little bitch! How dare you deliver me to the door after cheating me? Tell me! What posture do you want?”
“Wash your hands! Cut your nails …”
Li Tingyu spat out a few words with great effort. Chen Guangda immediately laughed embarrassedly. After he finished washing his hands and carefully trimming his fingernails, Li Tingyu had already fallen asleep on the ground. Chen Guangda immediately removed the troublesome coffee table and placed the seven ladies in a row on the carpet.
“Wow ~ Tonight is going to be a great night …”