From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 912
Chapter 912 Traveling in Jianghu with His Wife
“Who are you …”
Chen Guangda took a big step back in shock. He looked at a few familiar and unfamiliar women in disbelief. Apart from Ke Wen, Li Nian Nian, and Liu Sha, he was almost unable to recognize the remaining three little ladies. He could only faintly find traces of what had happened on their faces.
“Who do you think we are? Of course we are your wife. You just touched her and asked …”
Xia Fei seemed to be shouting proudly, but even though the human skin disguise on her face had been torn off, apart from her big and bright eyes, her entire face had actually turned into a melon seed face. Her originally thin lips had also become much fuller, and even her eyebrows and nose bridge had completely changed. It was as if she was a different person.
“How did you guys end up like this? You went to Korea for cosmetic surgery …”
Chen Guangda shouted anxiously. Big Eyed Xia wasn’t the only one who had changed. Yan Qing and Li Damei seemed to have opened their eyes. Their watery big eyes almost caught up to their big-eyed sisters. Furthermore, the chins of the three women had been sharpened. Although they still looked beautiful and attractive, they looked like monsters in his eyes.
“Are you stupid? You just came back from Korea. What Korea are we going to …”
Big Eyed Xia seemed to be very happy with his new style. He twisted his waist and began to pose. Li Damei even purposely straightened her chest. Chen Guangda subconsciously stared at her and immediately shouted, “Why are you making your chest so big? Don’t you think it’s a burden?”
“Dog calf! Didn’t I want to make you feel good when I got so big? You’re actually bitten by Lu Dongbin …”
Li Damei angrily stepped forward and kicked him, but Chen Guangda anxiously shouted, “You guys are already pretty enough. I like you guys the way you used to be. You’re all just like ghosts now. The three of you have three red faces. Are you trying to scare me to death?”
“Cut ~ I’m not trying to make you look good, what are you so anxious about …”
Yan Qing sat on the sofa with disdain. He directly opened a glass of red wine and poured himself half a glass. Then, he shook his glass of red wine and said faintly, “You are saying that it sounds better to save the world outside. It sounds ugly to me that you can’t bear to be lonely. You are always looking for excitement outside. Just these few years of experience are worth it in your life, so we also want to enrich our lives!”
“Daughters-in-law! What the hell is going on? What are you guys trying to do with this?”
Chen Guangda looked at the three women with tears in his eyes, but the most steady Ke Wen sat down and whispered, “Before asking this question, you should feel your conscience and ask what you think of them. Their generous three women serve a husband together, but you’re lucky. If you throw them away in Mining Town, you don’t care. Are you going to take a mistress or look for a wife?”
“Mm! Sister Wen’s words hit the nail on the head. Cultivators are good at speaking …”
Big Eyed Xia gave a thumbs up happily, but Chen Guangda said inexplicably, “Of course I’m looking for a wife, but it’s not like you don’t know what I’m doing. I can’t take you out on an adventure, right? I’m not going out for a trip!”
“Junior Martial Friend Zhang once said that you can travel in Jianghu with your wife. Why can’t you bring us there?”
Big Eyed Xia slammed the table heavily and jumped up again. Yan Qing glared at him with a frosty expression, “Don’t forget who escorted you out of Sujing City. Li Tingyu isn’t much more capable than us, right? But you still haven’t brought her along. Why can’t you bring us along? Are you afraid that we’ll ruin your good fortune?”
“Bullshit! When did this daddy become romantic? I didn’t find a single girl on this trip. If you don’t believe me, go ask Li Tingyu if I’ve found a woman …”
Chen Guangda shouted angrily, Unexpectedly, Li Damei suddenly shook out a piece of paper and read, “On the night of entering the garage, Chen Guangda spent the night with two Korean ladies, and then spent the night with a Chinese woman, Li Zhiyan. On the way to escape, he had sex with two foreign ladies one after another, and even forcefully kissed Li Tingyu in public, wanting to have sex forcefully.”
“F*ck!!!”
The hair on Chen Guang’s head instantly stood up. His old face was ashen with anger, and Li Tingyu’s treacherous face appeared in his head. However, Yan Qing sneered and said, “What else do you want to say? You’ve actually developed to the point of looking for a young miss? How hungry are you?”
“You still have the face to be angry …”
Li Damei angrily patted the paper on his chest and pointed at his nose and scolded, “Didn’t we satisfy you? Did we accept your money? Didn’t we give you the posture you wanted? Or did we think that our tricks weren’t exciting enough? You actually didn’t forget to be romantic on the way to escape. I don’t think you have a few of us in your eyes, right?”
“Speak! What exactly do you want to do …”
Chen Guangda squatted on the ground dejectedly. He knew that they wouldn’t be able to argue with each other. The three of them had six mouths. Even if there was a reason, they couldn’t explain it clearly. However, Li Damei crossed her arms and sneered, “We don’t want to do anything. We just want to formally inform you that we are going to the Northwest.”
“Are you kidding me? You guys are going to the northwest to seek death …”
Chen Guangda jumped up from the ground with a’miso ‘. His old face was so anxious that it turned deathly pale. Queen Ke said thoughtfully, “Don’t scare him anymore. Seeing that his face has turned deathly pale, I’ll tell him the truth. Anyway, I’m going to tell him!”
“Hmph ~ I’ll spare you one more time, big pervert …”
Xia Fei angrily kicked him, He turned around and sat beside Yan Qing, but Yan Qing looked straight at Chen Guangda and said, “You must already know about Zhu Fei, right? Don’t ask us how we found out. Apart from Xiaowei and the coffin bearers, we also installed people that even you don’t know. We received the news the day Zhu Fei’s accident happened!”
“What does this have to do with you going to the Northwest?”
Chen Guangda looked at them in confusion. Who knew that Yan Qing would say, “It seems that the information you received is not comprehensive enough. Do you know why Zhu Fei assassinated the King of the Northwest? Because the Northwest Army has two nuclear bombs in their hands, one of which is aimed at our Mining Town, so Zhu Fei has no choice but to save us!”
“What? They’re going to blow up Mining Town with a nuclear bomb …”
Chen Guangda’s eyes immediately turned red with anger. Yan Qing nodded and said, “You’ve already experienced how crazy the World Saving God Sect is. Just because you don’t need a nuclear bomb doesn’t mean that they won’t do it. They’ve been holding back for a long time because they want to wait for you to come back and catch them all in one go. As soon as the news of your victory in Korea spread, Zhu Fei had no choice but to take action!”
“Then how did Zhu Fei fail? Was he captured or was he injured and missing?”
Chen Guangda looked at her anxiously, but Yan Qing shook her head and said, “I don’t know! We only know that Zhu Fei had assassinated the Northwest King long ago, but he was injured the first time. It is said that the Northwest King personally injured him, so Zhu Fei changed his appearance and lurked around him. He didn’t attack again until recently, but he still failed!”
“Could it be that the Northwest King is a mutant …”
Chen Guangda muttered suspiciously. However, Yan Qing continued, “Regardless of whether he is a mutant or not, the nuclear bomb in his hand is a huge threat to us. Even if you bring back a few nuclear bombs this time, it’s hard to guarantee that they will go crazy. Therefore, we only have two choices now. The first is to attack first!”
“No! We absolutely cannot use a nuclear bomb in our own country. Otherwise, we will be sinners for eternity …”
Chen Guangda waved his hand without any hesitation, but Yan Qing said without any surprise, “I knew you would say that, so we only have one last option left. Find the location where the nuclear bombs are stored and dismantle them manually, then start a full-scale war with the Northwest Army. If they don’t have any nuclear weapons, we can let them go. We are stronger than them now!”
“That’s right! This plan is feasible …”
Chen Guangda immediately nodded in agreement and said, “Our nuclear bombs are on both submarines, and we can take out one and place it on land. Even if they want to find it, they won’t dare to act recklessly once the news gets out. Then we have enough time to destroy their nuclear bombs!”
“I wonder if you’ve heard anything else …”
Yan Qing continued, “Not only have the Northwest Army created a large number of mutants, they seem to have mastered a method to control the mutated living corpses. It is said that they can control hundreds of them at a time, and the scouts we sent have sacrificed a lot. However, we still haven’t figured out where their nuclear bombs are, and they are searching everywhere for Cong Xiaowei!”
“Listen to what you mean …”
Chen Guangda looked at them hesitantly. Sure enough, Yan Qing sneered and said, “Actually, we don’t want to take this risk. Da Mei has practically no experience of adventure. But who told us to spread out your stray dog? If you promise not to go to the northwest, we will live at home with you peacefully!”
“I…”
Chen Guangda opened his mouth but was speechless. His women knew him too well and could guess what he was thinking almost instantly. Yan Qing smiled bitterly and said, “Don’t get entangled here. Your best brother had an accident in the northwest and was forced to hide from Xiaowei. Even if we tie you up at home, you will still escape through the window!”
“But there’s no need for you to go out with me to take risks. When the matter of the Northwest is settled, I will definitely accompany you at home …”
Chen Guangda anxiously took a step forward. However, Yan Qing stood up and helped him straighten his collar. “The Great Northwest is neither Korea nor the Northeast. The enemies there are unprecedentedly powerful. Even Zhu Fei has failed one after another. You will definitely die this time. So, instead of staying at home and feeling scared, we might as well go with you. Even if we die, we can still die together, right?”
“Of course not! Big Eyed Xia still has some self-preservation abilities. You’re just a half-baked person, and Da Mei doesn’t have any experience at all. How can we take care of her if you all go?”
Chen Guangda shouted impatiently, but Big Eyed Xia jumped up and said proudly, “Who needs you to take care of? Auntie, I have always relied on myself for traveling in Jianghu for so many years. Furthermore, we have already arranged for you to follow your coffin bearer and my Great Xia Gang along the way. Everyone will not interfere with each other. Perhaps you will rely on us when the time comes!”
“Sigh ~”
Chen Guangda sat down on the ground. Each of the three ladies was more and more stubborn. Once the decision was made, even the nine cows would not be able to pull it back, much less give him face as a wild teddy.