From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 911
Chapter 911 A Midnight Sprint
Evening! The bustling Binhai City gradually quieted down. The refugees were sent to Black Mountain City and various towns as quickly as possible. Some of them were laughing and some were crying. However, they did not know that Black Mountain City was no longer the same with the support of the south. Compared to Binhai City, it was more like a real metropolis.
“What’s wrong with you? You’ve been unhappy all afternoon …”
Li Tingyu looked at Chen Guangda, who was standing beside her, puzzled. They were walking barefoot on the beach, but Chen Guangda shook his head and said, “Nothing! I was thinking about the spies I found this afternoon. Oh right! Why haven’t you come home yet? Didn’t you miss your father long ago?”
“My father will be here early tomorrow morning. I just happened to be here with him for a few days …”
Li Tingyu also shook her head as if she wanted to say something but hesitated for a moment before saying, “Actually, I was worried that my father would know about us. You call him brother all day long. If he finds out that you’re messing with his daughter behind his back, he’ll definitely go mad. I guess I’ll scold him too!”
“Isn’t this not done yet? You don’t want me to do it …”
Chen Guangda glanced at her resentfully, but Li Tingyu said shamefully and indignantly, “What do you mean, I won’t let you do it? Since when did you become so gentle? If I don’t let you do it, you won’t do it. After that, I can still kill you. If you don’t want to do it yourself, then blame me for it. You clearly aren’t interested in me!”
“If you have the guts, come back with me now and see if I’m interested in you …”
“If you go back, then go back. Who is afraid of who …”
Li Tingyu angrily followed him down the road. Chen Guangda also quickly followed behind her. However, Li Tingyu didn’t go far when she suddenly turned around. Chen Guangda lowered his head and didn’t speak. The two of them walked forward on the sea water in tacit understanding, never mentioning what was going on.
“I think Colleen remembered something …”
Li Tingyu sat down after walking to a reef on the shore and looked at the sparkling sea. “She kept asking about the relationship between the two of you, saying that she always dreamed of you kissing her in her dreams, and she secretly stared at your back in a daze today!”
“It doesn’t matter! Everything is up to fate …”
Chen Guangda lay down beside her with dim interest. However, Li Tingyu immediately stood up and said with a grim expression, “I don’t want to think about this anymore. How about we go swimming naked in the sea? Didn’t you always look forward to running naked? Do you dare?”
“Of course I dare! I’m afraid you won’t dare to take it off …”
Chen Guangda immediately jumped up and took off his clothes and trousers, leaving only a pair of underwear on his body. Li Tingyu also straightforwardly took off her outer clothes and looked at him proudly in her underwear. Then, she said, “If it’s a man, hurry up and strip me naked. What’s the point of wearing underwear?”
“Take it off, then take it off …”
Chen Guangda suddenly gritted his teeth and threw himself into the sea. Unexpectedly, Li Tingyu suddenly laughed loudly and quickly put on his clothes. Then, he picked up his clothes and shouted, “Hurry up, there’s a pervert expose here! Help!”
“F*ck! You …”
Chen Guangda’s old face instantly changed. He never thought that he would be tricked by the little bitch. However, Li Tingyu turned around and rushed towards the main road. Her loud shout immediately attracted the surrounding patrols. Chen Guangda was so shocked that he hurriedly jumped out and covered his lower body and ran wildly.
“Li Xiaolang! Stop right there and return the clothes to me …”
Chen Guangda was so anxious that his old face turned green. The patrols behind him had already sounded the iron whistle, attracting more people to surround him. His big butt was instantly lit up by the flashlight. He was so anxious that he even had the intention to dig into the ground. If people knew that the Great War God was running naked on the streets, his old face would have nowhere to go.
“Cover your face! Don’t cover your bottom …”
Li Tingyu finally had a bit of a conscience. Chen Guangda was very reasonable when he heard what she said. As long as he covered his face, no one would know who he was. However, Li Tingyu also shouted, “Quickly capture that fellow alive. Catch him and beat him up before parading in public!”
“Little bitch! Wait for me …”
Chen Guangda didn’t expect that he would be tricked again. He didn’t dare to touch him even if he didn’t cover his face. However, if he covered his face, he would definitely be beaten to death. He had no choice but to cover his face and rush into an alley. Who knew that bronze gongs could be heard from all directions? Clearly, they had alerted the militia alliance. It wouldn’t be long before the entire city would come out to capture him.
Chen Guangda had no way of escaping. Shouts of death could be heard from all around. However, a clothesline appeared in front of him. There were a few underpants and socks hanging on it. He immediately pulled his underpants excitedly and wore them. He quickly pulled an apron around his body before grabbing onto a courtyard door with a deep breath.
“Damn pervert! I’ll see where you run to …”
A group of patrols rushed over with murderous intent. However, when the flashlight struck Chen Guangda’s face, a group of people were immediately stunned. However, Chen Guangda pulled the door of the courtyard as if nothing had happened. He pretended to have just come out of the courtyard and then pretended to be puzzled, “What happened? Why are there so many people?”
“Sorry, Master Guang, there is a pervert who is running naked and harassing women. We are hunting him down …”
The patrols quickly lowered their flashlights and bowed repeatedly. Chen Guangda calmly nodded and said, “Then hurry up and go. Remember not to disturb the crowd. Also, don’t tell anyone that you saw me here. You understand!”
“We understand …”
A group of patrols smiled ambiguously and quickly ran over to him. Chen Guangda finally let out a long sigh of relief. His old face was finally saved, so he quickly slipped to the front and stole another pair of rotten slippers. Only then did he swagger back. He even deliberately put a worn towel on his shoulder and pretended to have just swam back.
“Li Xiaolang! Don’t let this daddy catch you, or I’ll kill you tonight …”
Chen Guang cursed as he walked back. This unexpected streak was too exciting. However, there were always people sneering behind him on the road. When he looked behind his butt in surprise, his old face turned green again. He wore a pair of red lace underpants in panic, and there was a big hole in his butt.
“Motherf*cker! Damn dog …”
Chen Guangda hurriedly covered his butt with a ragged towel and ran towards the hotel. This hotel was the property that was given to Li Damei back then. The presidential suite on the top floor had already become his exclusive palace. However, just as he was sneaking into the elevator, another five or six little ladies poured in from outside.
“How disgusting! A grown man still wears lace …”
The ladies curled their lips in disgust, as if they didn’t recognize him. However, Chen Guangda was already ashamed to the point where he didn’t dare to say a word. However, the ladies followed him all the way to the twenty-second floor. The moment the door opened, they giggled and walked out.
“Did you guys go the wrong way? There are no guests on this floor …”
Chen Guangda walked out suspiciously and looked at them. A few guards also stopped them, but the leading plump woman said with disdain, “Bullshit! Where did you get a bodyguard without a guest? We were called to sleep with him by Master Guang. You guys quickly get out of the way!”
“Oh, oh, oh, give it back to Master Guang! Who would dare to sleep with you guys just because of your goddamn character …”
Chen Guangda looked at them with extreme contempt. Although the bodies of the ladies were extremely explosive, their ghost faces were plastic surgery. One woman even had her nose tilted, and her large chest and butt were probably fake.
“Hmph ~ Blind your dog eyes! My aunt told you that Master Guang likes us like this. We are all his little treasures …”
The crooked nose pierced into his waist and shouted arrogantly. However, a few guards immediately pointed out Chen Guangda’s identity and rudely chased them away. However, not only were the women not afraid, they even shouted even more arrogantly, “So you are Chen Guangda. If you don’t sleep with us tonight, don’t regret it!”
“Which psychiatric hospital’s door hasn’t been closed? Let you lunatics out! Get lost! Otherwise, I won’t be polite to you …”
Chen Guangda, who was filled with evil flames, immediately stared at them. Several guards also pulled the gun bolt. Who knew that a few women would suddenly start laughing wildly. The bridge of their crooked noses even crazily smacked the wall and laughed loudly, “I’m really laughing to death. This 25th really didn’t recognize us. We were simply too successful!”
“Hiss ~ Qingqing?”
Chen Guangda took a deep breath. His voice changed and he recognized it. It was exactly the same as his wife Yan Qing. The other party wiped away the tears of laughter and said, “You’re finally not stupid. You can recognize my voice. Otherwise, you’ll have to wait for the family to serve you tonight!”
“Master Guang ~ Guess who he is …”
A little girl immediately put on a coquettish and seductive posture. Chen Guangda took another deep breath and looked at the other party in surprise. “Xia … Big Eyed Xia? Why are your butts so big? What the hell are you guys doing? What’s on your faces?” He asked.
“Haha ~ Didn’t you just like big-ass women? I’ll make you feel good this time …”
The other party pouted his big butt excitedly, but immediately ran up and pulled him up. He directly brought them into the suite, and then pointed at the women behind him and said joyfully, “Guess who they are one by one. You guessed correctly that we will sleep with you tonight, but as long as you guess wrongly, you can be a monk tonight!”
“Hehe ~ I don’t need to guess at all. I can feel it …”
Chen Guangda rubbed his hands very dirtily. He could already tell that Xia Fei and the others had something stuck to their faces. So, he directly rudely moved his hand and immediately pulled out a smile, “Big Butt Liu! I knew your butt was real. This is my cautious little sister-in-law Li Damei. Eh? This feeling is a little strange. Isn’t it my little sister-in-law Li Nian?”
“Don’t touch it …”
Just as Chen Guangda turned his hand to touch another woman, the other person actually pushed him away and flashed backwards. Chen Guangda immediately looked at her in surprise and said, “Really? Did you bring someone else’s wife over? Eh ~ But this voice sounds so familiar … Holy shit! Queen Ke, when did you wake up?”
“On the third day you went to Korea …”
The other party lowered his head in embarrassment. Obviously, he was not used to making out with him in public, but the girl beside her suddenly raised her chest and said, “Come on! Don’t you want to touch it? After touching it, I’ll go complain to Chen Quan and tell him that you played hooligan with me to take advantage of me!”
“Haha ~ Ke Baihui …”
Chen Guangda immediately laughed out loud, but he suddenly pulled open the door and kicked her out. He pointed downstairs and said, “Hurry up and find your big brother. We adults are going to have a family meeting. As far away as your child goes, you are not allowed to come to your mother until dawn. Do you hear me?”
“Chen Guangda! You bastard …”
Ke Baihui shouted angrily outside, but Chen Guangda couldn’t wait to rub his hands together. Seeing so many beauties arrive at the door together, he was so excited that he didn’t know what to do. However, after they dug off the fake skin on their faces, Chen Guangda was once again stunned and dumbfounded.